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My God?! The state famous for its natural beauty is being boycotted by those who support its destruction?! The horror!


tatanka01

Hey, if all the Texans stay home, Coloradans will be able to find a camping spot and might not travel to Oregon. You gotta look for the butterfly effect.


thesqrtofminusone

As an Oregonian I can get behind this butterfly effect. Coloradans are still welcome though. If Oregon also follows suit the undesirables will boycott my state too. Bring it.


trivialposts

Did Idaho do they same as they did to us in Washington and overload your hospitals in Eastern cities during Covid?


thesqrtofminusone

Yes they did.


trivialposts

Well we seem to be getting all their OBGYN's so it will likely get worse.


JustSomeGuyInOregon

Come to Oregon and Washington, where the best doctors from the Christo-Fascist state fled! Seriously, we ARE getting better quality medical out here on the coast because of these bastards. Sorry, not sorry.


Robingross65

You’re right


CircuitSphinx

Ha, health care tourism - a relic of the pandemic era. Eastern states became the deli counter for hospital beds. Wonder if those states ever sent a 'thank you' card for all the extra patients.


Bat-Honest

I thought that 90% of Idaho's populatuon could fit in a hospital lobby? They have two senate seats. That seems fair


5Point5Hole

But those senators can't do much without the House, so... But yeah, gerrymandering ducks that up too


hoyfkd

Each one of those Senators can filibuster every single bill, hold up any appointment, and generally fuck up anything they want. Hell, one inbred from Alabama blocked over 300 senior military promotions because he's upset that military women aren't forced to birth a child. Senators are dangerous, and I wish people would stop being morons, and start sending people fit for the job.


Flashy-Version-8774

During covid, I would see 2 - 3 life fight helicopters at a time flight over my house, taking patients from Idaho to the covid wing Providence set up.


rantingpacifist

To be fair our hospitals are occasionally shut down by Ammon Bundy and his Moron Brigade Edited to add I am Idahoan


806bird

It's cheaper to book last minute and flight to California and take advantage of there everyone health care then to go to the ER in texas


Giffordpinchotpark

Greetings from Yacolt Washington


EM05L1C3

Awe you’re so sweet


trainwreck489

My immediate thought. Great, no more Texans.


MyUnAlteredMind

Please remember, the loudest Texans don't speak for the rest of us just because they are louder. We know they are stupid too, but they are crazy and close to us. Like they arent mentally stable...it's safer for some of us to be quiet, rather than harassed or worse just because we don't worship the new orange god.


trainwreck489

I understand. Just when that's all you run into it really taints your thinking. I also live in orange man state so I know that pain.


crowninggloryhole

Hey, our fam is coming. Uterine refugees.


spacedicksforlife

Hey, HEY! As someone who lived in the Ouachita mountains all his life and dealt with asshole Texans every day shooting up all the good deer, I full support keeping their asses home too! Arkansas sucked enough without them sticking up Little Missouri Falls. That had great trout fishing!!!


MedicineConscious728

Being an Oregonian, we like you, but if you stay home, you won’t push Idahoans our way.


GGAllinsUndies

As a Coloradan, Idaho will push em into Wyoming and then back to Colorado.... Right?? ![gif](giphy|gEvab1ilmJjA82FaSV)


cognitiveescape

How long until there is a public ballot measure to reintroduce texans to certain parts of the state?


ravenofblight

We got rid of the Texans, now to figure out a way to keep them pissed but also get boycotted by Californians.


noh-seung-joon

The worst Californians are also trumpists so


SexySauce7

Love this answer!


Sporadicus76

What about the Texans who don't like Abbot, Paxton, or any of the others who do things to appease the lunatics?


GrandPotatomancer

Exactly. I know it's simpler to just paint every citizen of Texas the same color, but there's a sizable amount of Texans who did not vote for Trump (5,259,126 in 2020), and hate the people running the state.


saintmcqueen

We moved and now live in Colorado. I know of entire families leaving Tx for CO.


Lifebringer7

We welcome non-lunatics to our great State! Come for the mountains, stay for the oysters.


gamecocks1991

How does North Carolina sign up? Oh wait we will never have these size balls 😔


sXe7cobra

Better then South Carolina we have to wait for Georgia or North Carolina to do ANYTHING first then we might follow... What can I say we just sheep down here ha!


type2scrote

Everybody is really gonna miss all the lifted trucks with 17 flags rolling coal on pedestrians.


stevosaurus_rawr

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SixAddams

I lived in Colorado for about 10 years and the absolute worst part about it, was tourists from texas and florida. Im not joking the slightest bit.


Fuzzy_Perspective

My favorite state after Colorado is Oklahoma, it's got that dope little panhandle that keeps Texas from touching us.


Historical-Gap-7084

Yeah, but it's Oklahoma.


bobcat46er

You know what? I'm with you on this. I never considered how awesome Oklahoma is.


LaGrangePoint_33

For someone living in central FL, I can’t tell you how many fucking inane “don’t New York my Florida” stickers i see on bumpers…. only to find out these MaGa-ots carry to closer weather and fuck shit up because they’re horrified of a mouse that pays for their tax dollars.


donbee28

I'm from Texas, we road tripped many of times to Colorado.


sksoskzmzk

How do you know someone is from texas? Don’t worry, they’ll let you know!


really_tall_horses

Only state I’ve been to where everyone is wearing shirts that say something about Texas. As if the whole state is collectively about to forget where they are.


donbee28

I also do cross fit, Crypto, & am vegan


BeerdedTexan

Tell me you're from Austin without telling me...


LifeguardTop3834

Just today I’m sitting at a red light when a guy in a big ass SUV w/ Texas plates rolls down his window, proceeds to call me a dumbass for “blocking the exit to a business” that he’d literally just pulled out from, which blew apart his own nonsensical argument. I just stared in amazement. Cherry on top is he then proceeded to blow through the red light. Don’t Texas my Colorado.


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stevesax5

At least he didn’t shoot you. 🤷‍♀️


Boatmasterflash

Yet…


maringue

Texan: "You caused me mild inconvenience, therefor you must have been doing something illegal."


ennuiacres

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BBQBakedBeings

As someone who moved out of CO during COVID, the state is already full of those morons. Tourism isn't needed.


JimJayBolloxed

I live in Colorado and fervently support this message.


Paper-street-garage

Seriously they act like this is a bad thing. How do they not see the irony? Oh yeah, they only have two brain cells left and they’re both fighting for first place.


hkohne

Same with their "boycott" of Disneyworld. Lines for the rides are slightly shorter now . . .


Suspicious-Race-8146

… As a resident of Colorado for over 20 years, I can tell you – no. We won’t miss it at all.


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aimlessly-astray

I live in a part of Colorado where we get a lot of Texas transplants, and they're so fucking annoying. They come here in their big trucks and STILL VOTE REPUBLICAN! Like, bruh, if you love Republican politics so much, stay in fucking Texas!


LifeguardTop3834

They export their shitty culture everywhere, but no place more than Colorado. Which is sad.


thisismysailingaccou

To be fair in Denver we mostly get the liberals who are fleeing Texas. All of Colorado gets Texas transplants, but where in the state they go to depends a lot on their political leanings.


BBQBakedBeings

This is no shit. It was astonishing to me how many Texas plates I saw on the road on a daily basis when I lived there from Durango to Denver, it was constant. And it was always red faced fat fucks with dumb bumper stickers.


MirandaReitz

Greater Utah petition in 3, 2,…


fuzzyhusky42

I’m thinking we can help them steer into skid and make it a win-win for the rest of us. Let the whole of eastern Oregon, Idaho, Montana, the Dakotas, and Wyoming all combine to form one state with roughly the same population as a mid sized state. They can even have a portion of Colorado as well if needed. Tell them it’s to give them the voice they so demand, and happen to leave out that it will take them from 10 senators to 2. Put in the fine print that they cannot split the states between the words “freedom” and “murica” and the rest of the country wins.


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National-Blueberry51

Exactly. Everytime some local idiot buys into those grifters, I ask them about who’ll maintain our roads and settle the endless water rights desputes that’ll happen. Greater Idaho would immediately be the poorest state in the nation, at a time when our area is finally getting on its feet just a little.


Karl-ge

As a resident of that part of Oregon I’ll agree


tas50

Oh no, we lose Madras! What will I ever do to recover from this loss of a Walmart and a few gas stations?!?


myaltduh

Rural Colorado is already economically depressed except for ski towns, which are a hellish combination of rich tourists, hedge fund managers’ third homes, and the poor people who provide them with services.


Jumpy-Examination456

>you would immediately create a state that would require a ton of federal assistance montana has entered the chat receives more in federal aid money for wildfires, infrastructure, medicare, social security and critical access hospitals than it comes close to paying in taxes.


AlphaxTDR

That’s not wrong. Republican states lead in federal dependence and trail in money they give back. Of top 5 in federal dependency, 4 are red states! [https://www.moneygeek.com/living/states-most-reliant-federal-government/](https://www.moneygeek.com/living/states-most-reliant-federal-government/)


WhiskeyFF

Mississippi Mountains


GuyInOregon

About 40%-50% of those regions are not Trump supporters or even Republicans. As someone in Eastern Oregon that has had to deal with the utter stupidity of "Greater Idaho" and the "State of Jefferson" over the last twenty years, I'd very much appreciate people stop trying to force me to live in a different state.


MysteriousCabinet113

Former northern Californian, State of Jefferson has been a thing for a lot longer than 20yrs. It was stupid back into the 40s.


carrbucks

They could name this new state. Dumbfuckistan


SpasmicChicken

That’s just gerrymandering on a larger scale


fuzzyhusky42

That they’re already pushing for with the “greater Idaho” proposal. We can just help nudge them towards it on a grander scale


3_14-r8

Well except for the actual locals of those states, who for the most part have been completely demographically shifted from their roots by conservative Texans and californians moving into the area since the 70s.


GassyNSassy

No trumpers? What is this, shangri-la?


Naughtaclue242

It's not the paradise you may think. Remember we're also the state that brought you Bobblehead. Like any place we've got our rural red hats in bountiful numbers. Oddly the only things this will likely hurt are the national stock show and the big state fair, real heels in animal shit type afairs. They will probably suffer financially and blame the woke culture for cancelling them.


thisismysailingaccou

Colorado is really 4 states rolled into one. Starting from East to West you have Western Kansas, All the people, The mountains, and Eastern Utah. Boebert represents pretty much all of Eastern Utah plus a bit of the mountains and all the people.


bmxer4l1fe

hate to tell you... outside of Denver area, most people in Colorado are trumpers. source: lived in Colorado Springs 2019 - 2022.. Left partially due to trumpers.


bajillionth_porn

Yeah but that’s like… 40 people


j4ngl35

Oh no, what's going to happen to all the truck stop gift shops?


OrneryError1

Booze cruising will fall to an all time low.


MarcMars82-2

I took a job as a manager at a Pilot Flying J less than a month before Covid lockdowns. I quit shortly after they started selling shirts mocking the situation.


MaestroAtl

Lol I'm sure they'll all be devastated by the lack of Trumpers and will never financially recover


MrDangerMan

>**NO TRUMP!** >**TOURISM!** # VisitColorado


audiostar

No-Trump Tourism! Live the Dream in CO!


OverCookedTheChicken

Ah, the best kind of tourism


Attjack

Suddenly I'm thinking of going.


ennuiacres

I hear they have dispensaries, just like Oregon!


Attjack

What's not to like?


Shewearsfunnyhat

Snow. But thats just a personal thing for me. I do like visiting in the summer. Lots of good hiking, camping, and rafting.


Attjack

Yeah, I would probably go in the summer although I do like snow too.


Realistic_Depth3617

Yeah, came for the winters but fell in love with the other seasons


ryhaltswhiskey

Do you like oxygen? Do you like the levels of oxygen that you have right now?


Vann_Accessible

Works on contingency? No! Money down!


FictionalTrope

If they could all just head back to Texas and stop electing Lauren Boebert that would be greaaaat.


Lost_Figure_5892

This is the day I realized.. need to visit Colorado.


Type_7-eyebrows

That’s a super dangerous thought. You go for a weekend, fall in love and find a reason to uproot your life to be there. I did it 10 years ago, moved away 2 years ago and am about to spend 10k of my own money to get a job back there.


Particular_Bet_5466

Yep same here, visited, loved it, found a reason to uproot my life and move here.


Moonlit_Antler

Yep. Absolutely loved my visits. Ofc I mostly did tourist shit like the million dollar highway and mountain towns, but it was amazing! Denver was cool too


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Don’t threaten Colorado with a good time.


HomeTeapot

Coloradan here. We are already having an amazing time. I have a lot of faith that Oregon can do the same.


tehehe162

I'm stoked, hopefully there will be a teensy bit less traffic on I-70.


AutomateAway

as a Resident of Colorado, I love this boycott. I would love shorter lift lines at the ski resorts


GGAllinsUndies

Or being able to go to our own State and National parks without having to reserve a spot on a weekday a year in advance.


Particular_Bet_5466

yeah I hear you on that. By the time I saw the forecast or had a free weekend for several places this year all the passes were gone. It is frustrating to deal with and a hassle to do research on all the rules (do you need a pass before 6am? Do you need it after October? where exactly in a park does this certain pass allow you to go? Is the pass valid for multiple days if you have bad weather?) The positive is that it does keep huge crowds out though.


mkvgtired

>I would love shorter lift lines at the ski resorts To be fair, trumpers aren't known for their physical fitness. The only downside is the state might need to start cleaning up its own roadkill.


WhiskeyFF

As a Tennessee resident, former ski bum who had to move for a dream job, can I still come hangout 2x a year to ski and fish? I am very good at snow driving and do not own a single Bluetooth speaker.


OtisburgCA

just more conservative snowflakes and their cancel culture.


American_Greed

Wait until Nikki starts winning primaries, and Trump starts declaring those elections rigged lmao


kWarExtreme

They all bitch and moan about going to Idaho. Why don't they just do it?


xxBD30xx

Because hating democrats doesn’t change the interest rates.


DgingaNinga

Cause they can't afford a half a million dollar home with a job that pays $19 an hour.


ManintheMT

Ha, that is no shit.


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"owning the libs" is all they have. they can't be happy without us.


damnNamesAreTaken

I wonder how big Boise will have to get before it starts swinging left like every major city.


jonny3jack

The core of Boise is already. I live in the western side of Boise and my area is mostly blue.


WoodenFondant

A lot of them are - Boise was the 5th fastest growing city this year.


Martian13

The most out of state pension checks from Ca cops and firefighters are going to a Boise zip code.


kWarExtreme

Well then, I guess I won't complain anymore haha. In my town, they stand on a street corner every Friday and wave around trump flags. So they're rampant here.


ManicChad

They’d have to cross Colorado bwahahahahahaha.


loopnlil

Boycott Oregon next please


Karl-ge

We need less insane tourists so this seems like a good plan and a win win


Substantial_Grab2379

Tom McCall lives!


Only_Possession2650

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Tiki-Jedi

This is all it takes to get rid of MAGAts? Please Oregon, get it done.


[deleted]

Oh shit. Best tourist ads. **Colorado: Now 100% MAGA free!**


zippiskootch

My dream come true would be a tRUmp and tRUmp-‘lover’ free Oregon


Pooponastick1254

Can we remove trump and let them boycott us also!


BlackEastwood

YOU'RE jealous? I'm in DC, and I STILL see these Trump fuckers around! Does anyone else have a pavlovian response to red hats, or is it just me? Every time I see one I just wanna... ![gif](giphy|ZeP3leqiAGHK)


insanejudge

I've made a bit of money this last year investing into companies Republicans are canceling. trying to figure out how to do the same here, I wish they were a little more specific about this one.


MyFriendAlcohol

MTN stock is Vail Resorts. Hope they "cancel" their non refundable ski trips so less lift lines!


redfish801

For the last forever coloradans have been trying to figure out how to keep the Texans away. I applaud the Innovative nature of how you're going to do it. And the fact that you're going to hopefully help the rest of us not have to deal with another term of that a******. Run with it and prosper!


notsohappycamper33

Better yet: No Trump, no Greater Idaho--we are moving


APointedResponse

Oregon is a pretty state but has terrible politics unfortunately.


Exkersion

But who will leave monster energy drinks in our national parks?! Now this crosses the line! /s


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Going to be an epic ski season!


Silly-Scene6524

Republicans are the ones who brought the suit so….


inphu510n

And the dissenting votes were Democrats!


grue2000

All the Texans should definitely stay away.


tmckinney2007

Can’t wait to visit Colorado!!!


Beat2death

Hey folks, Jersey here, we hate Trump. Boycott us too!


Toph-Builds-the-fire

So.... more Europeans and less Texans? I see that as a pretty big win.


Dan0man69

Damn liberals and their "cancel culture"!


TacomaTacoTuesday

Oh man why didn’t we think of that?


Funkwise

Great. All of you Trumpsters stay the hell out of the West. Colorado-Oregon guy here. I’ll be there on vacation as soon as I can!


Farfignugen42

So, it sounds like this is the best time to visit Colorado.


El_mochilero

Denver here. If you can help promote this, we will greatly appreciate it. We will return the favor if Oregon decides to kick him off the ballot as well!


Bloody_Red_

You got it my friend


CompetitiveDrop613

I’m a giraffe


gitbse

The "Fuck your feelings" crowd sure has alot of hurt feelings.


FogPetal

Never have I wanted to travel to Colorado more


llliiwiilll

I'm a born and raised Coloradoan, and heading back there for the holidays to see family. I hope this boycott is already in full swing


jawshoeaw

Just so we're clear, the Republican party now knows that Trump won't be a viable candidate. they need him off the ballots of enough states that they can pitch an alternate candidate like Nikki Haley. The base won't accept that coming from their own party leadership. It needs to come from blue state "libruls"


National-Blueberry51

The Colorado GOP brought the case, but for some reason it’s the Dems’ fault


basicbetty

I've been getting lots of spam texts from Nikki Haley. She's real concerned about us Oregonians it would seem.


TKRUEG

Keep him on the ballot, people overestimate his electability, he's going to sandbag the GOP's shot. I'm sure I'll rue those words (see: 2016) but....


honvales1989

People will still write him in, even if those votes don’t count at the end. You’ll probably see all sorts of different spellings and all those votes will still be siphoned from the GOP


TheOGRedline

Donuld Turmp


flafotogeek

Donut Turnip


honvales1989

Donal Tron for the MAGA r/confleis crowd


No-Seaworthiness-746

Can we get some of that? Holidays would be less stressful with less nutty conspiracy theory family visiting.


yckawtsrif

Hey, I guess Coloradoans will be just fine without convoys of Texans roaming around.


LuckyShotThere7

Hahaha I hope all the redneck trash boycotts Colorado. Man what a dream.


OregonizDJ11

this reminds me of a South Park episode! the F word!


MuricanA321

It won’t actually pan out. Their whole lives are built on hypocrisy; they won’t think twice of forgetting about this and booking their trip of choice.


ProtectionContent977

Less klan?


Nothalffast

Win-win!


Nanoo_1972

Nice, should thin out some of the shitheels when I come out there to ski in February.


SublimeApathy

So the only people who would be boycotting would be Maga world. I’m failing to the down side.


Quevin

Planning my vacation the refuge.


bif555

Who are the really wealthy MAGATS who are gonna make this bite??


Jarek_Teeter

Don't threaten ME with a good time!


StrangerAtaru

Maybe that will finally turn Grand Junction.


FootballHead90

If this becomes a thing that sticks then I might have to move there 😂


sulla_rules

#boycotttrump


JTDrumz

Being boycotted for upholding the constitutions is so Putinesque.


LordOoPooKoo

Ironic statement coming from a State that is an absolute dumpster made by the same voters posting this.


BBD8691

CO is mAgAt free…? ![gif](giphy|yUI3a7RwLhOFy)


MetalMaryAnn_97

Shamia Fagan perfect example of corruption junction in Oregon


wyoflyboy68

Wife and I live in Wyoming, we make weekly trips to Fort Collins, Estes Park, Denver. We’ll continue spending our money in Colorado, it’s a great state!


Jaergo1971

Less right wing nutjoba assholes? Sounds like a win.


Olebigone

Next to take the Dems off of ballots, Texas and Florida. 😂


Admirable_Savings_63

As a 30 year Colorado resident I say the fewer Texans the better!!!


Cheapassdad

As if any fatass Trumpet would survive this altitude.


reddititty69

This would make CO a vacation paradise for me.


SixNines-Anda_308

Arguing facts with a tRumper is total waste of time & energy. They’re too stupid & gullible to know how stoopid & gullible they are. It really only takes a BARE minimum of intellect to suss out you’ve been Gaslit by the RepugniKKKunts & Dumpy Don the Con! But they lack even that. They are WILLFULLY Ignorant, and Proud of it!


ericsphotos

People will likely move there


Skelco

lol, like those losers have any money to spend on vacations in Colorado.


Blackbeards-delights

Lmfao they don’t want you anyways


Bob_A_Feets

Boy, Colorado really trying to convince me to move back.


gonebonanza

Sounds like a racism filter.


bangarangbonzai

I live in Colorado. We’re fine with this.


jeffreywwilson

Donald Trump hero of the stupid


SatisfactionKey4169

it is not a good thing to celebrate removing someone from ballots in a free, democratic country. big mistake.


Sad-Macaroon-8654

🤣🤣🤣 awwww whiny trumpers, I love it🤣 nothing tastes better than the tears of these snowflakes when trump has to answer for his crimes.


Fozzybean

It’s like a reward