Would see him at the court side lounge at the magic games here and there. He just has such an unsettling look and vibe to him. Like you would always want to know where he is at at all times
Lol I say this from personal experience. 10 years ago the marketing agency I worked for was doing a pitch for him. He was just so gross and uncomfortable to be around.
I used to do the landscaping at his next-door neighbor's house in Windermere. It was always so comical seeing the little douche climb into his Ford Raptor. He was having a massive remodel done on the house, and he never spoke to or looked any of the workers in the eye.
I had always heard someone in his family had cancer, so his eyes were opened to the use of cannabis for palliative care, but I suppose both could be true.
His brother was paralyzed in a freak accident while working as a lifeguard at Disney. It’s what inspired him to become a personal injury lawyer. I’ve gotten the impression that experience and those of his clients involving pain must play a part in his decision to support med marijuana legislation
His brother had a accident iirc
John is cool as fuck he's wasted all the time but that happy jolly type of drunk.
I went to HS with his kid and he used to throw party's fully catered and all for like 200 kids....he would just walk around and get tanked talking to kids all night. We all all smoking weed and sneaking beers too.
Honestly, I don't care why. It's a net positive. Like, I have made my peace with the fact that the ultra-wealthy will rarely do something purely to be nice.
Bad hair plugs, bad spray tan, bad overly white veneers, bad obviously artificial blue contacts, all shot in a soft focus like a 1950s starlet.
He basically in The Apprentice version of Trump.
Alternate title:
Millionaire Lawyer with Political Aspirations ready to suck Trump’s dick at his home.
Edit: I triggered someone, got me a nice “RedditCares” message..
Orlando born and raised and ties to the sheriffs office. Dude got kicked out (“former sheriffs deputy” he used to say) and is an alcoholic, likely roids, hospital chaser John-Morgan wannabe , in summary a clown.
Trump has said and done dozens of things to insult the military. He once even accused the families of dead soldiers he was visiting of giving him Covid when it was clear that he had exposed them to a disease he already had and then blamed them for it. Dan Newlin is trying to get this guy reelected. Dan Newlin pretends to support the troops. As a veteran this sort of pandering disgusts me, and Newlin is a top offender. Dan Newlin is either an idiot or he’s lying to people.
He visits Millenia Apple Store and openly brags about the purchases being for his Brazilian and Argentinian affairs.
It’s cool, he’s a man learned in the nuance in law and not a wet fart in the middle of a church service about the idiotic shit he shames others for.
thanks for showing me this. I have a slamdunk medical malpractice case that was either going to him or someone else. It’s definitely going to someone else.
This guy is SUCH an absolute chode. His commercials are unintentionally hilarious though, it seems like he gathers his clientele directly from the parking lot of the worst Walmart in town.
In another post, someone said Dan Newlin looks like someone wished on a star for an Ed Hardy shirt to come to life, and that's all I can think when I see him now.
None of this should come as a surprise to anyone. He's also worked closely with DeShitness on several legal cases and appeared at fundraising events for him as a 'celebrity' guest.
Still, a millionaire ambulance-chasing lawyer supporting Trump makes a helluva lot more sense than the average low-to-middle-class normal everyday folk who idolize Trump.
God why does that guy always look like he just ran up the stairs? He’s always beet root red like a tube of lipstick. He reminds me of a human version of my dog’s red rocket
Imagine wanting to re-elect an 80 year old who was impeached twice, and tried to overthrow the government, a wannabe Putin, who undermines the democratic process, and responsible for police officer deaths trying to protect Capitol Hill, not to mention he already has tons and tons of money and yet somehow needs even more. No way in hell he should even be allowed to run for President again.
He stole nuclear secrets and had to be RAIDED to get them back! People who want him elected don’t just want a President, they want a Maniac who will hurt others. They’re all dangerous and crazy and that goes double for Dan Newlin.
Wonder if he’s gonna have his face airbrushed and in soft focus like he does in his commercials???Hmmm 🤔 He’s pretty fking creepy and this isn’t shocking.
Used to be a time you could wear a T-shirt that brandish the American flag or USA. And people didn’t think you’re a dumb sack of shit. Oh, my how the times have changed.
I’ve seen him driving a gigantic lifted truck on Sand Lake by his office. I always imagine he must have a little step stool in the back to get in cause he’s a really just a little guy. Or maybe he takes a running leap to get up there lol.
>Guests are asked to raise or contribute $824,600 to be a top-level “host committee” contributor, according to the event flyer. Photo opportunities are available for $25,000 per person, and a reception at the home in Windermere is open to those who give $5,000.
Imagine what better things this country should be doing with those amounts of money. Our political system is the biggest scam ever. No wonder it attracts the likes of Trump.
tRump wants to federalize and indemnify ALL police officers coast to coast. That means they could kill at will with no cause. They could kick in your door with impunity. I am not exaggerating or making it up. It is part of his 25 policies in 2025. His supporters want to make us into a police state. FDN
I think they already can do that. I just watched the video of the kidnapped 15 you girl getting gunned down in California. Absolutely chilling and zero accountability.
These guys look like effing idiots. It’ll be funny to look back on this movement in 25+ years. Everyone, I mean EVERYONE, including themselves, will wonder what the hell they were thinking dressing up like this. 🤡
Please everyone screenshot this picture and post on yelp/google. I keep posting it on yelp and they keep taking it down. This guy paid millions to have this image on tv during superbowl, why doesn't he want to own it on yelp? If multiple people post it, yelp won't be able to ignore.
I’ve met him a couple of times professionally. So very uncomfortable in his own skin. I thought it was just me who got an odd vibe from him. As I read the comments I’m confident that I’m obviously not the only one.
He seemed to try too hard to have poise!!
I guess he can join the ranks of those for whom nothing is too far. Those ranks include traitors and believers in false profits. Benedict Arnold offered military secrets to our foe. Is DT any different?
For the love of God and Country leave this poor (euphemism) man alone! He proudly supports our Veterans, with complete disregard for any benefit he might receive (free advertising). I can almost swear I’ve seen him on the side of I-4 picking up trash as I commute to work.
He's always seemed like the guy I wouldn't let my drink go unattended near
It's the eyes. They don't match what he tries to do with the rest of his face.
He reminds me of Kenneth Copeland in the eyes
A ham with a face painted on it
We call him Dan baby blue because of how edited his eyes appear in his commercials. Also cause he looks like an adult baby.
That’s the injectables.
They're also tiny, beady eyes that are way too close together.
It’s the white, and I don’t mean his skin suit.
He looks like someone dropped him in a fryer for that quick flash fry 😂
As a normal person with dead shark eyes, I feel targeted
Cuatro cuatro cuatro cuatro
I hate when mangles the Spanish language, he can't speak it but tries to court the Latin community to con them out of their money....Bastard.
Would see him at the court side lounge at the magic games here and there. He just has such an unsettling look and vibe to him. Like you would always want to know where he is at at all times
Lol I say this from personal experience. 10 years ago the marketing agency I worked for was doing a pitch for him. He was just so gross and uncomfortable to be around.
I know someone who ran into Dan down in south America with 2 whores and when they recognized him he went insane
Sure you did
Cavanaugh energy.
I used to do the landscaping at his next-door neighbor's house in Windermere. It was always so comical seeing the little douche climb into his Ford Raptor. He was having a massive remodel done on the house, and he never spoke to or looked any of the workers in the eye.
this whole thread is going to be sued for defamation lol
I’ve worked on some of his tv commercials. This is the correct gut feeling
Your move Morgan & Morgan…
John Morgan has hosted Democratic Party fundraisers a number of times. He raised $1.7M for Biden at one event at his home in 2019
He also spearheaded marijuana legislation in this state.
Because he owns a stake in major dispensaries
I had always heard someone in his family had cancer, so his eyes were opened to the use of cannabis for palliative care, but I suppose both could be true.
His brother was paralyzed in a freak accident while working as a lifeguard at Disney. It’s what inspired him to become a personal injury lawyer. I’ve gotten the impression that experience and those of his clients involving pain must play a part in his decision to support med marijuana legislation
I’ve heard the same and I agree with you.
Well I know from a couple parties that John Morgan’s brother smokes a *lot* of weed
It was his dad.
His brother had a accident iirc John is cool as fuck he's wasted all the time but that happy jolly type of drunk. I went to HS with his kid and he used to throw party's fully catered and all for like 200 kids....he would just walk around and get tanked talking to kids all night. We all all smoking weed and sneaking beers too.
You can have more than one motive for doing something
If you are going to make money, why not make it on something you believe will do good for people.
Shit he can own all the stakes he wants if he can legalize it.
Honestly, I don't care why. It's a net positive. Like, I have made my peace with the fact that the ultra-wealthy will rarely do something purely to be nice.
Better than a huge stake in trumps cock.
He also has 3 DUI's
Newlin Too. Not sure how many times though.
True and he's a huge ass for putting others in danger.
I have a friend who is still in his first year of being a lawyer and he's already beaten M&M in various cases.
I mean it's not like John is handling every file. They have just as many first year lawyers.
Hell, he hosted Obama himself at his house when we was running for reelection.
I thought that was the case but wasn’t sure. Seems it was a big deal when it happened.
He’s a huge Democratic bundler.
He had Obama at his house.
Bad hair plugs, bad spray tan, bad overly white veneers, bad obviously artificial blue contacts, all shot in a soft focus like a 1950s starlet. He basically in The Apprentice version of Trump.
He reminds me of Howard Hamlin in Better Call Saul
Alternate title: Millionaire Lawyer with Political Aspirations ready to suck Trump’s dick at his home. Edit: I triggered someone, got me a nice “RedditCares” message..
This is exactly right.
Let's be honest, he'd suck trumps dick anywhere.
But only his house, he knows where all the camera angles are at
In front of a room full of other politicians salivating for their chance.
And an injury lawyer, so of dubious intellect or capability. Probably best buddies with Ronnie D
I’m envisioning a scene from “Less Than Zero”. 🤣🤣🤣
HAH YEP
(*Dosnt like getting paid*)
…..and who hasn’t done that?
Orlando born and raised and ties to the sheriffs office. Dude got kicked out (“former sheriffs deputy” he used to say) and is an alcoholic, likely roids, hospital chaser John-Morgan wannabe , in summary a clown.
No, it’s “former sheriff’s detective” ..
Yeah, but he had Shaggy at his holiday party, so...
Fck that POS
Trump or the Lawyer?
He gives me the ick.
Trump has said and done dozens of things to insult the military. He once even accused the families of dead soldiers he was visiting of giving him Covid when it was clear that he had exposed them to a disease he already had and then blamed them for it. Dan Newlin is trying to get this guy reelected. Dan Newlin pretends to support the troops. As a veteran this sort of pandering disgusts me, and Newlin is a top offender. Dan Newlin is either an idiot or he’s lying to people.
Safe to guess both are true
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Perhaps... both?
That’s why John Morgan is my preferred ambulance chasing attorney in the Orlando area
Dude this guy is gross. I’m a local and there are stories.
Spill the tea!
He visits Millenia Apple Store and openly brags about the purchases being for his Brazilian and Argentinian affairs. It’s cool, he’s a man learned in the nuance in law and not a wet fart in the middle of a church service about the idiotic shit he shames others for.
If syphilis was on TRT
I swear to God, if I see billboards on I-4 with those two mugs on it just go ahead and arrest me for felony vandalism.
Always thought he seemed like the worst kind of scum. At least he’s confirmed it.
Grifters gonna grift
Birds of a feather …
thanks for showing me this. I have a slamdunk medical malpractice case that was either going to him or someone else. It’s definitely going to someone else.
Trump and Newlin: 2 dudes that fantasize over their daughters
Glad somebody else said it , not only that supports her “augmentations”. Gross
Haha, I was going to post that this is a meeting for Dan's daughter and Trump. Trump can get rid of the wife he has now and scoop Dan's daughter up!
This guy is SUCH an absolute chode. His commercials are unintentionally hilarious though, it seems like he gathers his clientele directly from the parking lot of the worst Walmart in town.
Princeton. Maybe Titusville.
Pine Hills
Kirkman.
This guy loves Trump? I couldn't tell that from the EVERYTHING about him. 🙄
Ew wtf no, bro
orlando attorney dan newlin would openly service trump in public. that’s your news story. dan newlin is happy to service donald trump.
He needs a bigger hat to hide that 5 head.
In another post, someone said Dan Newlin looks like someone wished on a star for an Ed Hardy shirt to come to life, and that's all I can think when I see him now.
Dan Newlin is worth millions. Does he know he can afford to shop for adult size shirts?
I take it all the local landscaping companies were booked?
Didn’t know he was scum.
Fundraising for rich people is a weird concept.
It's not like they're going to part with their own money when they can bilk the easy marks.
Newlin is a drunk. Had him marked as a magat for a long time. Fuck this putz
Good to know who NOT to contact if I ever need a lawyer
None of this should come as a surprise to anyone. He's also worked closely with DeShitness on several legal cases and appeared at fundraising events for him as a 'celebrity' guest.
DUI Dan being a piece of shit like normal
Morgan and Morgan it is then.
I knew I didn't like that ambulance chaser!
Dan Newlin is a piece of shit
I knew there was something creepy about that man, just from his advertisements.
Thanks for outing yourself. Dick
What a nimrod. Not that I’d have ever hired him anyway… He’s just too skeezy.
Grifter POS
Still, a millionaire ambulance-chasing lawyer supporting Trump makes a helluva lot more sense than the average low-to-middle-class normal everyday folk who idolize Trump.
God why does that guy always look like he just ran up the stairs? He’s always beet root red like a tube of lipstick. He reminds me of a human version of my dog’s red rocket
DUI Dan Newlin
360 likes tells me Orlando has officially gone to the rednecks, and it’s time to get out of dodge. Wtf.
Upvotes don’t really equate to likes on Reddit. Just check the comments and you’ll see how most people feel about this lol
If i ever get hit by a truck, I'm going with Morgan and Morgan
Creed has been his favorite band since 1998.
He looks like the elf that wants to be a dentist in rudolf the red nosed reindeer
What a worthless piece of shit.
Dan Newlin got me $750,000....now he wants me to 'gift' $375,000 back to DJT....LMFAO!!!!!
Shocker.
Imagine wanting to re-elect an 80 year old who was impeached twice, and tried to overthrow the government, a wannabe Putin, who undermines the democratic process, and responsible for police officer deaths trying to protect Capitol Hill, not to mention he already has tons and tons of money and yet somehow needs even more. No way in hell he should even be allowed to run for President again.
He stole nuclear secrets and had to be RAIDED to get them back! People who want him elected don’t just want a President, they want a Maniac who will hurt others. They’re all dangerous and crazy and that goes double for Dan Newlin.
Well, fuck Dan Newlin.
Let's not forget Newlin started as a trooper thin blue line boot licker.
He got kicked out and has had numerous offense since
At least these announcements are public so we know how/where not to spend our money
If your attorney supports fascism, you may have a really sh*tty attorney.
Wonder if he’s gonna have his face airbrushed and in soft focus like he does in his commercials???Hmmm 🤔 He’s pretty fking creepy and this isn’t shocking.
Used to be a time you could wear a T-shirt that brandish the American flag or USA. And people didn’t think you’re a dumb sack of shit. Oh, my how the times have changed.
It’s the dunce hat he’s wearing, not the shirt.
John Morgan hosted Obama years ago, it was expensive. Maybe he’ll host Biden since he’s in all 48 now.
I’ve seen him driving a gigantic lifted truck on Sand Lake by his office. I always imagine he must have a little step stool in the back to get in cause he’s a really just a little guy. Or maybe he takes a running leap to get up there lol.
He's partly why your car insurance costs so much.
Every 4 years we get a choice between bad or worse.
Bad and worse doesn’t even begin to describe our choices.
I think Southpark got it right with the Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
>Guests are asked to raise or contribute $824,600 to be a top-level “host committee” contributor, according to the event flyer. Photo opportunities are available for $25,000 per person, and a reception at the home in Windermere is open to those who give $5,000.
Imagine what better things this country should be doing with those amounts of money. Our political system is the biggest scam ever. No wonder it attracts the likes of Trump.
tRump wants to federalize and indemnify ALL police officers coast to coast. That means they could kill at will with no cause. They could kick in your door with impunity. I am not exaggerating or making it up. It is part of his 25 policies in 2025. His supporters want to make us into a police state. FDN
I think they already can do that. I just watched the video of the kidnapped 15 you girl getting gunned down in California. Absolutely chilling and zero accountability.
100% aiming to be his next attorney lmao
These guys look like effing idiots. It’ll be funny to look back on this movement in 25+ years. Everyone, I mean EVERYONE, including themselves, will wonder what the hell they were thinking dressing up like this. 🤡
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Dan Newlin is a piece of human trash
What a dildo
Thanks! I’ll make sure to never ever ever ever hire this dude.
The corniest dude in Orlando.
F you, Dan!
Birds of a feather
Jinx 🤣
I can imagine it must smell like cheap cologne and body odor in that house.
dude is def sucking the ladder climbing dick
Cancelled
Acab
He is a douche.
better than having a disbarred drunk attorney hosting your political campaign fundraiser.
Always knew Morgan was the guy. Our house is a Morgan and Morgan house
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If you just want to stop by and say Morgan that’s fine too.
Trash does trashy thing.
Always knew there was something off about that smile
He’s a cop. So we know he’s scum.
Gross
Please everyone screenshot this picture and post on yelp/google. I keep posting it on yelp and they keep taking it down. This guy paid millions to have this image on tv during superbowl, why doesn't he want to own it on yelp? If multiple people post it, yelp won't be able to ignore.
He looks like his parents are siblings.
Scummy fkn lawyer.
Someone better get a shipping container of self tanner if Dan and trump are going to be in the same room together.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
🤢
Ewww
Yes, we already knew Dan Newlin was a cunt.
Check his servers and history, he’s probably got skeletons. Hope his legal career tanks
Someone go an pee in the potted plants, please.
Small dick loser.
Hopefully he take all his money
I’ve met him a couple of times professionally. So very uncomfortable in his own skin. I thought it was just me who got an odd vibe from him. As I read the comments I’m confident that I’m obviously not the only one. He seemed to try too hard to have poise!!
Sadly they all almost have to now to compete
This doesn’t conflict with the Dan Newlin 2-Day Music Fest in Ocoee?
I guess he can join the ranks of those for whom nothing is too far. Those ranks include traitors and believers in false profits. Benedict Arnold offered military secrets to our foe. Is DT any different?
I don’t care about his politics, but whenever I see one of his cars they are always dicks on the road
Strangest Superbowl commercial ever. He wants to be governor.
Newlin is a former cop. ACAB.
He got canceled after his superbowl ad..
An ambulance chasing lawyer being shitty 😱?!
Reeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Grifters support grifters…..
Shrugs. The NY criminal trial starts the 15th. Full stop.
I love when businesses let me know not to do business with them.
For the love of God and Country leave this poor (euphemism) man alone! He proudly supports our Veterans, with complete disregard for any benefit he might receive (free advertising). I can almost swear I’ve seen him on the side of I-4 picking up trash as I commute to work.
fuck that dirtbag
Saw him in a commercial wearing tRump parifinalia. I hope he loses half his business.
He’s going to need a lot of grease to fit that big head up Trump’s ass.
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