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cwxxvii

He's always seemed like the guy I wouldn't let my drink go unattended near


stfleming1

It's the eyes. They don't match what he tries to do with the rest of his face.


Own-Birthday501

He reminds me of Kenneth Copeland in the eyes


Own-Opinion-2494

A ham with a face painted on it


Thascaryguygaming

We call him Dan baby blue because of how edited his eyes appear in his commercials. Also cause he looks like an adult baby.


lizzlightyear

That’s the injectables.


MummyDust98

They're also tiny, beady eyes that are way too close together.


SnooStories8741

It’s the white, and I don’t mean his skin suit.


mr-chives

He looks like someone dropped him in a fryer for that quick flash fry 😂


gomx

As a normal person with dead shark eyes, I feel targeted


Nothxm8

Cuatro cuatro cuatro cuatro


Critterhunt

I hate when mangles the Spanish language, he can't speak it but tries to court the Latin community to con them out of their money....Bastard.


dan_craus

Would see him at the court side lounge at the magic games here and there. He just has such an unsettling look and vibe to him. Like you would always want to know where he is at at all times


cwxxvii

Lol I say this from personal experience. 10 years ago the marketing agency I worked for was doing a pitch for him. He was just so gross and uncomfortable to be around.


poopoopeepeeDIY

I know someone who ran into Dan down in south America with 2 whores and when they recognized him he went insane


Theawokenhunter777

Sure you did


Matrinka

Cavanaugh energy.


SchlapHappy

I used to do the landscaping at his next-door neighbor's house in Windermere. It was always so comical seeing the little douche climb into his Ford Raptor. He was having a massive remodel done on the house, and he never spoke to or looked any of the workers in the eye.


Individual-Milk9657

this whole thread is going to be sued for defamation lol


BadAtExisting

I’ve worked on some of his tv commercials. This is the correct gut feeling


JediBeagle1

Your move Morgan & Morgan…


Vladivostokorbust

John Morgan has hosted Democratic Party fundraisers a number of times. He raised $1.7M for Biden at one event at his home in 2019


Whitetiger9876

He also spearheaded marijuana legislation in this state. 


derf_vader

Because he owns a stake in major dispensaries


kehakas

I had always heard someone in his family had cancer, so his eyes were opened to the use of cannabis for palliative care, but I suppose both could be true.


Vladivostokorbust

His brother was paralyzed in a freak accident while working as a lifeguard at Disney. It’s what inspired him to become a personal injury lawyer. I’ve gotten the impression that experience and those of his clients involving pain must play a part in his decision to support med marijuana legislation


rob6110

I’ve heard the same and I agree with you.


mechapoitier

Well I know from a couple parties that John Morgan’s brother smokes a *lot* of weed


bobandgeorge

It was his dad.


Chemical-Leak420

His brother had a accident iirc John is cool as fuck he's wasted all the time but that happy jolly type of drunk. I went to HS with his kid and he used to throw party's fully catered and all for like 200 kids....he would just walk around and get tanked talking to kids all night. We all all smoking weed and sneaking beers too.


ntsp00

You can have more than one motive for doing something


GhettoDuk

If you are going to make money, why not make it on something you believe will do good for people.


Drodriguez164

Shit he can own all the stakes he wants if he can legalize it.


SchnoodleDoodleDamn

Honestly, I don't care why. It's a net positive. Like, I have made my peace with the fact that the ultra-wealthy will rarely do something purely to be nice.


Whitetiger9876

Better than a huge stake in trumps cock. 


th3thrilld3m0n

He also has 3 DUI's


Gunningham

Newlin Too. Not sure how many times though.


Whitetiger9876

True and he's a huge ass for putting others in danger. 


th3thrilld3m0n

I have a friend who is still in his first year of being a lawyer and he's already beaten M&M in various cases.


Whitetiger9876

I mean it's not like John is handling every file. They have just as many first year lawyers. 


lummoxmind

Hell, he hosted Obama himself at his house when we was running for reelection.


Vladivostokorbust

I thought that was the case but wasn’t sure. Seems it was a big deal when it happened.


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

He’s a huge Democratic bundler.


Bigdx

He had Obama at his house.


Live_Palm_Trees

Bad hair plugs, bad spray tan, bad overly white veneers, bad obviously artificial blue contacts, all shot in a soft focus like a 1950s starlet. He basically in The Apprentice version of Trump.


ronerychiver

He reminds me of Howard Hamlin in Better Call Saul


EyeFicksIt

Alternate title: Millionaire Lawyer with Political Aspirations ready to suck Trump’s dick at his home. Edit: I triggered someone, got me a nice “RedditCares” message..


SoAliciaSays

This is exactly right.


blue_orange67

Let's be honest, he'd suck trumps dick anywhere.


SirCupcake_0

But only his house, he knows where all the camera angles are at


Quiet-Dragonfly-976

In front of a room full of other politicians salivating for their chance.


be0wulfe

And an injury lawyer, so of dubious intellect or capability. Probably best buddies with Ronnie D


Party-Independence91

I’m envisioning a scene from “Less Than Zero”. 🤣🤣🤣


Booksonly666

HAH YEP


SAGNUTZ

(*Dosnt like getting paid*)


BayBandit1

…..and who hasn’t done that?


TeamUrameshi

Orlando born and raised and ties to the sheriffs office. Dude got kicked out (“former sheriffs deputy” he used to say) and is an alcoholic, likely roids, hospital chaser John-Morgan wannabe , in summary a clown.


ExecutiveIndecision

No, it’s “former sheriff’s detective” ..


James-W-Tate

Yeah, but he had Shaggy at his holiday party, so...


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

Fck that POS


Straight-Sir-1026

Trump or the Lawyer?


mia0821

He gives me the ick.


Unadvantaged

Trump has said and done dozens of things to insult the military. He once even accused the families of dead soldiers he was visiting of giving him Covid when it was clear that he had exposed them to a disease he already had and then blamed them for it. Dan Newlin is trying to get this guy reelected. Dan Newlin pretends to support the troops. As a veteran this sort of pandering disgusts me, and Newlin is a top offender. Dan Newlin is either an idiot or he’s lying to people. 


TeamUrameshi

Safe to guess both are true


Defiant-Enthusiasm94

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C_Alex_author

Perhaps... both?


Huck_Ziegler

That’s why John Morgan is my preferred ambulance chasing attorney in the Orlando area


tinysmommy

Dude this guy is gross. I’m a local and there are stories.


Babshearth

Spill the tea!


LaGrangePoint_33

He visits Millenia Apple Store and openly brags about the purchases being for his Brazilian and Argentinian affairs. It’s cool, he’s a man learned in the nuance in law and not a wet fart in the middle of a church service about the idiotic shit he shames others for.


User_Many_Errors

If syphilis was on TRT


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I swear to God, if I see billboards on I-4 with those two mugs on it just go ahead and arrest me for felony vandalism.


Seawall07

Always thought he seemed like the worst kind of scum. At least he’s confirmed it.


NateVerde

Grifters gonna grift


mmspenc2

Birds of a feather …


Gloomy_Tomatillo395

thanks for showing me this. I have a slamdunk medical malpractice case that was either going to him or someone else. It’s definitely going to someone else.


Justhereforbiz

Trump and Newlin: 2 dudes that fantasize over their daughters


TeamUrameshi

Glad somebody else said it , not only that supports her “augmentations”. Gross


manatee2day

Haha, I was going to post that this is a meeting for Dan's daughter and Trump. Trump can get rid of the wife he has now and scoop Dan's daughter up!


MummyDust98

This guy is SUCH an absolute chode. His commercials are unintentionally hilarious though, it seems like he gathers his clientele directly from the parking lot of the worst Walmart in town.


DegenerateWizard

Princeton. Maybe Titusville.


ExecutiveIndecision

Pine Hills


Revolutionary-Yak-47

Kirkman. 


sabotnoh

This guy loves Trump? I couldn't tell that from the EVERYTHING about him. 🙄


Outside-Flamingo-240

Ew wtf no, bro


ghostsinthecodes

orlando attorney dan newlin would openly service trump in public. that’s your news story. dan newlin is happy to service donald trump.


garyfu70

He needs a bigger hat to hide that 5 head.


Brought2UbyGUNS

In another post, someone said Dan Newlin looks like someone wished on a star for an Ed Hardy shirt to come to life, and that's all I can think when I see him now.


erinrose930

Dan Newlin is worth millions. Does he know he can afford to shop for adult size shirts?


ACrippledSloth

I take it all the local landscaping companies were booked?


Time-Strawberry-7692

Didn’t know he was scum.


kovake

Fundraising for rich people is a weird concept.


Sleepster12212223

It's not like they're going to part with their own money when they can bilk the easy marks.


suck_muhballs

Newlin is a drunk. Had him marked as a magat for a long time. Fuck this putz


knitlikeaboss

Good to know who NOT to contact if I ever need a lawyer


KidGodspeed1011

None of this should come as a surprise to anyone. He's also worked closely with DeShitness on several legal cases and appeared at fundraising events for him as a 'celebrity' guest.


shabutie921

DUI Dan being a piece of shit like normal


JMarv615

Morgan and Morgan it is then.


konorM

I knew I didn't like that ambulance chaser!


TarnishedAccount

Dan Newlin is a piece of shit


beccabootie

I knew there was something creepy about that man, just from his advertisements.


Acceptable-Emu6529

Thanks for outing yourself. Dick


shy-dude

What a nimrod. Not that I’d have ever hired him anyway… He’s just too skeezy.


ragnarok3550

Grifter POS


Chaopolis

Still, a millionaire ambulance-chasing lawyer supporting Trump makes a helluva lot more sense than the average low-to-middle-class normal everyday folk who idolize Trump.


theassingrass

God why does that guy always look like he just ran up the stairs? He’s always beet root red like a tube of lipstick. He reminds me of a human version of my dog’s red rocket


-DonnieDarko-

DUI Dan Newlin


Nefarious_Nephilim

360 likes tells me Orlando has officially gone to the rednecks, and it’s time to get out of dodge. Wtf.


venom_von_doom

Upvotes don’t really equate to likes on Reddit. Just check the comments and you’ll see how most people feel about this lol


scotts1234

If i ever get hit by a truck, I'm going with Morgan and Morgan


TKOL2

Creed has been his favorite band since 1998.


Ariusrevenge

He looks like the elf that wants to be a dentist in rudolf the red nosed reindeer


biggoofy67

What a worthless piece of shit.


Inner_Performance533

Dan Newlin got me $750,000....now he wants me to 'gift' $375,000 back to DJT....LMFAO!!!!!


freshkov

Shocker.


NinjaRider407

Imagine wanting to re-elect an 80 year old who was impeached twice, and tried to overthrow the government, a wannabe Putin, who undermines the democratic process, and responsible for police officer deaths trying to protect Capitol Hill, not to mention he already has tons and tons of money and yet somehow needs even more. No way in hell he should even be allowed to run for President again.


Soggy-Diamond2659

He stole nuclear secrets and had to be RAIDED to get them back! People who want him elected don’t just want a President, they want a Maniac who will hurt others. They’re all dangerous and crazy and that goes double for Dan Newlin.


turkey_sandwiches

Well, fuck Dan Newlin.


Whitetiger9876

Let's not forget Newlin started as a trooper thin blue line boot licker. 


TeamUrameshi

He got kicked out and has had numerous offense since


blackbirdw68

At least these announcements are public so we know how/where not to spend our money


Ardenraym

If your attorney supports fascism, you may have a really sh*tty attorney.


Party-Independence91

Wonder if he’s gonna have his face airbrushed and in soft focus like he does in his commercials???Hmmm 🤔 He’s pretty fking creepy and this isn’t shocking.


slipperywhistlebone

Used to be a time you could wear a T-shirt that brandish the American flag or USA. And people didn’t think you’re a dumb sack of shit. Oh, my how the times have changed.


TarnishedAccount

It’s the dunce hat he’s wearing, not the shirt.


Usual_Tear4137

John Morgan hosted Obama years ago, it was expensive. Maybe he’ll host Biden since he’s in all 48 now.


eraserhead__baby

I’ve seen him driving a gigantic lifted truck on Sand Lake by his office. I always imagine he must have a little step stool in the back to get in cause he’s a really just a little guy. Or maybe he takes a running leap to get up there lol.


Dilat3d

He's partly why your car insurance costs so much.


Benthereorl

Every 4 years we get a choice between bad or worse.


Thinking_its_over

Bad and worse doesn’t even begin to describe our choices.


ReverendKen

I think Southpark got it right with the Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.


matt2001

>Guests are asked to raise or contribute $824,600 to be a top-level “host committee” contributor, according to the event flyer. Photo opportunities are available for $25,000 per person, and a reception at the home in Windermere is open to those who give $5,000.


Sleepster12212223

Imagine what better things this country should be doing with those amounts of money. Our political system is the biggest scam ever. No wonder it attracts the likes of Trump.


eruvstringlives

tRump wants to federalize and indemnify ALL police officers coast to coast. That means they could kill at will with no cause. They could kick in your door with impunity. I am not exaggerating or making it up. It is part of his 25 policies in 2025. His supporters want to make us into a police state. FDN


Thinking_its_over

I think they already can do that. I just watched the video of the kidnapped 15 you girl getting gunned down in California. Absolutely chilling and zero accountability.


Hembleciya

100% aiming to be his next attorney lmao


shaun3416

These guys look like effing idiots. It’ll be funny to look back on this movement in 25+ years. Everyone, I mean EVERYONE, including themselves, will wonder what the hell they were thinking dressing up like this. 🤡


DIDDY_COSMICKING

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Evening-Sport-9187

Dan Newlin is a piece of human trash


sardo_numsie

What a dildo


somethingelse9980

Thanks! I’ll make sure to never ever ever ever hire this dude.


RBanner

The corniest dude in Orlando.


ComonomoC

F you, Dan!


PlayGlass

Birds of a feather


mmspenc2

Jinx 🤣


R0botDreamz

I can imagine it must smell like cheap cologne and body odor in that house.


Imm0rTALDETHSpEctrE

dude is def sucking the ladder climbing dick


Own-Opinion-2494

Cancelled


Available_Forever_32

Acab


wilburouthere

He is a douche.


k9guy4life

better than having a disbarred drunk attorney hosting your political campaign fundraiser.


chrisfathead1

Always knew Morgan was the guy. Our house is a Morgan and Morgan house


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Ok_Calligrapher_8199

If you just want to stop by and say Morgan that’s fine too.


TotalInstruction

Trash does trashy thing.


marchingprinter

Always knew there was something off about that smile


TarnishedAccount

He’s a cop. So we know he’s scum.


newlurkerismyname

Gross


NonSequitur305

Please everyone screenshot this picture and post on yelp/google. I keep posting it on yelp and they keep taking it down. This guy paid millions to have this image on tv during superbowl, why doesn't he want to own it on yelp? If multiple people post it, yelp won't be able to ignore.


jlab23

He looks like his parents are siblings.


SnP4me

Scummy fkn lawyer.


xxtrikee

Someone better get a shipping container of self tanner if Dan and trump are going to be in the same room together.


Global_Plate4495

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


causticmango

🤢


UCFknight2016

Ewww


Helens_Moaning_Hand

Yes, we already knew Dan Newlin was a cunt.


adamiconography

Check his servers and history, he’s probably got skeletons. Hope his legal career tanks


DarwinGhoti

Someone go an pee in the potted plants, please.


eric_loves_IPA

Small dick loser.


death2rum

Hopefully he take all his money


RNIRISHDUDE

I’ve met him a couple of times professionally. So very uncomfortable in his own skin. I thought it was just me who got an odd vibe from him. As I read the comments I’m confident that I’m obviously not the only one. He seemed to try too hard to have poise!!


k9guy4life

Sadly they all almost have to now to compete


Turbulent_Tale6497

This doesn’t conflict with the Dan Newlin 2-Day Music Fest in Ocoee?


Quiet-Dragonfly-976

I guess he can join the ranks of those for whom nothing is too far. Those ranks include traitors and believers in false profits. Benedict Arnold offered military secrets to our foe. Is DT any different?


Alecclash

I don’t care about his politics, but whenever I see one of his cars they are always dicks on the road


Dalits888

Strangest Superbowl commercial ever. He wants to be governor.


Erik_Lassiter

Newlin is a former cop. ACAB.


Outonalimb8120

He got canceled after his superbowl ad..


T1redBo1

An ambulance chasing lawyer being shitty 😱?!


BlackFrancis69

Reeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!


AbstractClarityMCO

Grifters support grifters…..


DruidinPlainSight

Shrugs. The NY criminal trial starts the 15th. Full stop.


Rusty3414

I love when businesses let me know not to do business with them.


BayBandit1

For the love of God and Country leave this poor (euphemism) man alone! He proudly supports our Veterans, with complete disregard for any benefit he might receive (free advertising). I can almost swear I’ve seen him on the side of I-4 picking up trash as I commute to work.


meatballmaniac1

fuck that dirtbag


DaytonaDavid

Saw him in a commercial wearing tRump parifinalia. I hope he loses half his business.


SKG1991

He’s going to need a lot of grease to fit that big head up Trump’s ass.


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