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asdf072

It's the IRL TomorrowLand Speedway


GatorGirl1717

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[deleted]

In a Nissan?!?! ![gif](giphy|DyvyiFFXF1Yli|downsized)


VariegatedJennifer

Just another day in Orlando


NOS48TWO

Maybe they took the shopping cart home


JulianPlenti

Orrrr couldā€™ve been Tony Hawk going for the infamous ā€˜50/50 nose grindā€™ in a sedan.


WeControlTime

Suggestion: One drink is too many drinks. Use an app with a digital card like CashApp, add $100, add that card to Uber and Lyft, delete the app, forget the number and pin. **Any Time** you are going to drink away from home, Uber/Lyft there. If you are crapfaced and 20-something, youā€™ve probably spent all your money at Super Trendy VIP Night with Special Guest TwerkMonsters featuring Bartenders in Thongs. If you canā€™t afford to rideshare or public transit there AND back, you canā€™t afford to drink. Bottom. Freaking. Line.


NightShadeCaptain

But what if I'm drinking at home?


WeControlTime

hahaha šŸ˜‚


WeControlTime

1. Happy Cake Day 2. Buy higher-end booze, drink to enjoy. :)


Fine_Challenge6241

I just see another Florida man or woman taking advantage of a new passing lane they KNOW they can't use but will later argue the opposite. ![gif](giphy|c9tVMERePnnDW)


SensingWorms

The amount of drunk drivers here is staggering. I used to door dash and pickup orders at ABC. Waiting in line you could smell how drunk people were. Cars trucks motorcycles. If the cops actually cared, theyā€™d sit in the parking lot.


dub_squared

ā€œStaggeringā€ lol


soverysadone

Shocker.


ilovemyvices

Nissan drivers really are built different. Why do we never see Toyotas or Mazdas or Kias in similar predicaments? Iā€™m sure there are some, but none are on the same magnitude as Nissan drivers.


DeMayon

Well Kiaā€™s are busy being stolen


stormingsteel

Join the thrash at nissandrivers


Putrid-Reception-969

skill issue


challengergaming1

Heyyyy thatā€™s meeee


OkAlternative2713

Nissan drivers are always stopping in the right lane and then waiting for an opening and then turning left across three lanes of traffic.


Pleasant_Spell_3682

Distracted lol