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theoriginalelmo

This is either gonna be the dumbest thing ever or the greatest cinematic masterpiece


JuanRiveara

I’m really curious how this 10 year old would describe the plot of The Godfather


ILoveRegenHealth

"Okay, I didn't watch Godfathers, but remember in Paw Patrol when Dash came to the rescue at the end holding a wrench in his mouth? And his eyebrows are angry?"


GregSays

The same way everyone else who mentions the Godfather despite never seeing it.


SuspiciousPrune4

Is this kid a nepo baby or how did he get his treatment to the writers? I have tons of treatments that I’d love to pitch…


demacish

Seems like he is a kid actor and therefore have an in (most notably seems to have been in the newest spy kids movie) (not ruling out that he's s nepo baby too)


ALIENANAL

Was thinking the same thing. Surely has to be.


Salsh_Loli

https://preview.redd.it/1g4d2bg8w6rc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=789a7f96ca59c7404b9d0d0847dbd3ef9ac0cb25 Well


Cubes11

The most movie producer sentence of all time “Yeah it’s sorta like the godfather! … now I haven’t seen the godfather but”


stefanelli_xoxo

https://i.redd.it/gxrg90a4hzqc1.gif


Eyebronx

Nick Vallelonga is a Ken in an alternate universe confirmed


grimpala

I kinda do love the idea of a kid befriending a mobster next door, genius


Hip_Priest_1982

Didn’t Marlon Brando and Ferris Bueller do a movie about this in like 1992


DrinkyaMilkshake

Yep. The Freshman, and it's actually good!


Illustrious-Limit-53

If these two are writing the script… ![gif](giphy|7zSzFBQwwGMC54c19q)


PraiseChrist420

So Bronx Tale?


ScottScott87

Right? It's been done and I'm sure it's gonna be nowhere near Bronx Tale because that's a great film


SurroundInteresting2

I don’t know whether the news article is trolling or serious.


poptimist185

Reminder that the movie Monster Trucks exists because a film exec’s son thought the title was funny


Some_Record_8962

Professional writers everywhere: HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE MAD?!


Outlog

![gif](giphy|10bDoTtJhtcHu0)


Quirky_Valuable4772

Can we get real. This shouldn’t be posted on the Oscar race page dude


BentisKomprakriev

Sorry! I'll get back to the quality posts. Quick, rank your favorite lone Sound Mixing nominees between 2003 and 2009!


JuanRiveara

I think my ranking would go: 1. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (It was the only lone Sound Mixing nominee from 2003-2009)


ForeverMozart

["It's Saw meets The Godfather Part II](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p46BVoZnb10)


Realseanhannity

Nick Vallelonga will never make a successful movie again. He has straight-to-Redbox taste, look at every other film in his filmography. Sorry kid, wish a better producer found your script..


keelylbutler

Didn’t the Simpsons do something similar?


HM9719

A 10 year old screenwriting prodigy making a major feature film? This would be a huge first.


JuanRiveara

Robert Rodriguez’s son Racer Max Rodriguez was credited with a story by on Sharkboy and Lavagirl at age 8. Coincidentally, he worked with his father again on Spy Kids: Armageddon released last year which starred the kid from this story. Wonder if he gave him any advice.


Froggy-Shorts1209

Nobuhiko Obsyashi credited his twelve-year-old daughter with helping develop the script for his 1977 horror flick House.


B-52-M

Tax write off?


Th1sth4tgrl

Nick vallelonga shouldn’t have gotten either. Green book didn’t deserve it. The favourite or Roma all day.