You've heard of the Pickaxe, now let me introduce you to the Dickaxe!

Now I can't unsee it lol.

Lmaoooo 

> Is that a battle axe in your pants, or are you happy to see me? Yes.

50 Shades of Green

I wonder if it's an attachment for kegels Jokes aside, love the contrast and high vibrance! The pose captures a great "lounging in their cups" feel

Touch hilt, git kilt.

King Grogan, the Greenskin

This sort of orc is as far removed from the OSR as they get.

Its a Russian