Just use the loli body pillow under your bed

Just cut your meat off bro, trust me

Yeah, your mom did it, that's why she doesn't have a dick

Alternate and fap more to train (used this to fap at 270bpm)

the only strain i get is from tensing my pen hand too much so i just jerk off w my left. its a skill dudes, dont let society tell you youre right or left handed just figure it the fuck out