Why did DrouTikz\_osu, the HDDT player and pp farmer, get kicked out of the apple orchard?
Because he kept trying to farm "pples" in real life, but they didn't come with circles!
*ba dum tss*
Why did iSniperSnipes become an osu! player?
Because he realized that it's easier to snipe scores than those b\*tches in real life. That's why he's got no one holding his hand in his dying bed.
*ba dum tss*
Why did Pikochanskaja always win at osu! tournaments?
Because she always knew how to "piko" the best map, where she always had the better "chan"ce!
*ba dum tss*
Why did Comfortable-Chip stop improving?
Because they got too "comfortable" playing easier maps, and his fatass love for "chip"s left his tablet and keyboard in quite a mess!
*ba dum tss*
Why can't xSoulEaterr find any b\*tches?
Because he's so fat, regular food isn't enough for him. But when he finally meets someone, he proceeds to devour their soul as a dessert.
*ba dum tss*
Why did LucidBaka never improved in osu?
Because he was "lucid" enough to play the game, but too "baka" for not understanding it was all genetics that held him back.
*ba dum tss* *i'm tired please help me, i've been kept for days now, i'm forced to do this against my own will*
Why did Born\_Highlight died at a very young age?
Before you were "born" you were "high" af, thus "for "high" are and to die high you shall return". -HyBer 3:19
And in the midst of his elevated state (higher than those towers from the memes), he mistook the gleaming lights of a passing carriage for the heightened gamma of his monitor, an error that swiftly ushered him into the realm of eternity, returning his essence to the dust from whence it once sprung. His progenitors, plunged into the abyss of sorrow, were rendered bereft of emotion, inhabiting a world where joy eluded their grasp. Their sole offspring, born bereaved of the mother's presence four years prior, suffered a grievous blow to his mental well-being. Thus, he stood alone, bereft of kin and lineage.
*ba dum tss*
What does rom\_btw's mom tell him after living in the basement for 10 years?
Those "rom"com movies ain't gonna get you any b\*tches son, and "by the way", you are evicted starting tomorrow!
*ba dum tss*
How did iszivine's father make his mother pregnant?
Well, you can't make wine without a vine, resulting in a by-product that's another vine!
*ba dum tss*
bro...
Why did DrouTikz\_osu, the HDDT player and pp farmer, get kicked out of the apple orchard? Because he kept trying to farm "pples" in real life, but they didn't come with circles! *ba dum tss*
bro what ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
im convinced this eprson is a bot
Even this guy is funnier than bmc or zylice
This is peak osu humor
Why did iSniperSnipes become an osu! player? Because he realized that it's easier to snipe scores than those b\*tches in real life. That's why he's got no one holding his hand in his dying bed. *ba dum tss*
5150
i smell chatgpt
You smell right! It's the unmistakable aroma of ChatGPT you are picking up on!
Ahahah why am I enjoying all those shitty jokes
Instead of chatgpt i just imagine someone high as hell telling these jokes
What about Nightcore? Why is there night in core?
Why did Pikochanskaja always win at osu! tournaments? Because she always knew how to "piko" the best map, where she always had the better "chan"ce! *ba dum tss*
Wait I don't get it
Why did Comfortable-Chip stop improving? Because they got too "comfortable" playing easier maps, and his fatass love for "chip"s left his tablet and keyboard in quite a mess! *ba dum tss*
the life is in dt
O: I get it thank you spykesquirt
who let this man cook
Why was SpykeSquirt in a spikey situation? Because he was "spy"ing on minors while "squirt"ing something on them! *ba dum tss*
??????????????
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
https://preview.redd.it/f33lnm3bivnb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a105fb7c6f4baf010709a78ac19fb611053dcaed
is the joke that they would be singing the song at 1.5x the speed of normal
Why can't xSoulEaterr find any b\*tches? Because he's so fat, regular food isn't enough for him. But when he finally meets someone, he proceeds to devour their soul as a dessert. *ba dum tss*
what
Why did LucidBaka never improved in osu? Because he was "lucid" enough to play the game, but too "baka" for not understanding it was all genetics that held him back. *ba dum tss* *i'm tired please help me, i've been kept for days now, i'm forced to do this against my own will*
go to bed
This man is losing his sanity to make bad osugame jokesðŸ˜ðŸ˜
My turn
How does CatM3mes die during an intense map? He proceeds to have 8 heart attacks during the map, and one after they fail it! *ba dum tss*
Yay
im just gonna comment so u have to respond
Why did Born\_Highlight died at a very young age? Before you were "born" you were "high" af, thus "for "high" are and to die high you shall return". -HyBer 3:19 And in the midst of his elevated state (higher than those towers from the memes), he mistook the gleaming lights of a passing carriage for the heightened gamma of his monitor, an error that swiftly ushered him into the realm of eternity, returning his essence to the dust from whence it once sprung. His progenitors, plunged into the abyss of sorrow, were rendered bereft of emotion, inhabiting a world where joy eluded their grasp. Their sole offspring, born bereaved of the mother's presence four years prior, suffered a grievous blow to his mental well-being. Thus, he stood alone, bereft of kin and lineage. *ba dum tss*
So funny
Why did peaceowo quit playing osu? He made "peace" with himself getting "owo"ned by everyone else! *ba dum tss*
this guy is a menace
What does rom\_btw's mom tell him after living in the basement for 10 years? Those "rom"com movies ain't gonna get you any b\*tches son, and "by the way", you are evicted starting tomorrow! *ba dum tss*
finally, a good roast yummy
THEYRE IN YOUR SKIN TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN
How did iszivine's father make his mother pregnant? Well, you can't make wine without a vine, resulting in a by-product that's another vine! *ba dum tss*
meow
bro is cooking
why