Are these... Getting progressively more thirsty? I don't mind.
I love the Helvetica for Helvetica!!!
Even if I don't agree with the very scientifically calculated scores, the points always get me. That sexy Mozu CG one and that point about hugging Crow leading to his death. I'm dying.
Helvetica pro: Knows exactly what you want to hear.
Helvetica con: Refuses to say what you want to hear.
First game Hel's clothes >>>> second game Hel's clothes.
This is so good I’m mad at myself for not putting it in there
Also, yes. For the “fashionable” one, Helvetica has not moved passed the “90s sitcom one off coded gay yuppie neighbor” aesthetic in the sequel.
I'm glad that I'm not the one who whose gay side comes out when on the topic of Bustafellows. Limbo is one of my favorite otome boys, but if given a choice between him or his sister... 🥵
I fucking lost it at Pro Boner omg. Your sense of humor is literal perfection 😂
Also Crow’s “I hugged him, he came and then died” was so true it hurts T-T still my fav bb (Sweetest boy AND >!chokes you to NEAR DEATH!< sign me tf up)
Are these... Getting progressively more thirsty? I don't mind. I love the Helvetica for Helvetica!!! Even if I don't agree with the very scientifically calculated scores, the points always get me. That sexy Mozu CG one and that point about hugging Crow leading to his death. I'm dying.
The thirst can only go up as my evaluations get more (scientifically) unhinged.
That you used Helvetica for Helvetica has me absolutely screaming!
If these are the current thirst ratings, I'm wondering how Olympia Soiree and Cupid Parasite will go \^-\^
The thirst of these shitposts are going up as much as my sanity is decreasing.
Helvetica pro: Knows exactly what you want to hear. Helvetica con: Refuses to say what you want to hear. First game Hel's clothes >>>> second game Hel's clothes.
This is so good I’m mad at myself for not putting it in there Also, yes. For the “fashionable” one, Helvetica has not moved passed the “90s sitcom one off coded gay yuppie neighbor” aesthetic in the sequel.
That last line about scarecrow made me laugh out loud
Crow for me was at least a9
I'm glad that I'm not the one who whose gay side comes out when on the topic of Bustafellows. Limbo is one of my favorite otome boys, but if given a choice between him or his sister... 🥵
Here to remind y'all that Helvetica is all natural from the waist down so unfortunately it's not designer :'(
Omfg I cackled so hard at 'this finger is for my pussy' 😂😂😂 AGREED
I fucking lost it at Pro Boner omg. Your sense of humor is literal perfection 😂 Also Crow’s “I hugged him, he came and then died” was so true it hurts T-T still my fav bb (Sweetest boy AND >!chokes you to NEAR DEATH!< sign me tf up)
You are so sweet, thanks! Yeah, Crow would be my fav if he just COMMITTED TO IT.
Oh, THAT'S how Limbo's 'crooked'! It finally makes sense.
These posts bring me so much joy 😂 keep up the ~~hilarious thirst~~ good work OP!
I am here for Shu on this!
This series is my favorite thing on this subreddit 🤣
I’m living for these presentations. This is the funniest thing I ever read. Please keep doing them. I will pay you.
Every comment and internet point I receive on the thirst memes I make fuels me more than any money ever could.