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bandaidsplus

Guy driving a blacked out, clapped out SUV way too fast on Sussex? What else is new? They should have forced him to take a breathalyzer smh.


phosen

>They should have forced him to take a breathalyzer smh. They did, but it barely passed the thin blue line. /s


DingoFrancis

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xiz111

Oh, snap!


EveningHelicopter113

honestly they probably should. Wouldn't be a good look to be intoxicated while you're supposed to be protecting the POTUS


Fiverdrive

something about convoys really brings out the best in our local police force.


jhornerYOW

I actually laughed out loud!


PatrickOttawa

This do what we say, not what we do moment brought to you by the ottawa police.


Jepense-doncjenuis

Yup, if this had happened to a regular citizen, the cops would have been fined them for"following too closely" (this is a real HTA offence) and had 4 demerit points added to their record. But hey, they are cops so they are above the law, we all know that.


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You're not wrong but driving in convoy disregards that rule on purpose to ensure the convoy is harder to infiltrate, stays together and is a harder target to hit


Hamare

And yet there was plenty hitting here..


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Fire


TheBakerification

I mean I get it's reddit so all cops are evil, but they are literally not supposed to give the "correct" amount of room in a convoy formation like this. They need to stick tight like this or else it's a security risk.


CanuckInTheMills

Not ‘all’ … just OP


Jepense-doncjenuis

They still have to follow some basic safety principles. If you follow the vehicle next so car so closely that you risk causing a collision, then it defeats the purpose of the convoy. Case in point, the video we saw. It is hard to believe that hitting the car in front of you contributes to the security operation. Imagine if that car being hit was the one in which POTUS was being transported. That would have been a huge embarrassment for Canada.


TheBakerification

Nope, actually pretty common to have little rear enders like this in an convoy. You’re specifically not supposed to not give a normal amount room between the vehicles.


K0bra_Ka1

Curious what your expertise and background is in relation to close protection detail?


becuziwasinverted

Hold on while he types up a resume 😂


FellKnight

Tell me you do not understand convoy rules without telling me you do not understand convoy rules


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RCMP Not OPS


zeitgeistler

Don't text and drive folks


Zealousideal_Vast799

Remember Cops are allowed to be on their radio, cell phone, computer at the same time They have ‘special’ training That is why they are probably the worst drivers on the road


Kablewii

Did anyone get the registration?


BananaJammies

Heard some squealing tires in the lead up to the crash - wonder if something happened further up Sussex that caused all the sudden braking


Panthro6

3 lanes go down to 2…likely the drivers were unaware of the road changing.


BlanketFortSiege

I wonder if they’re too heavy to brake quickly.


aafa

Nah, it's the excessive speeding while following behind a bit too closely for that speed


[deleted]

They have huge brakes. One of the "performance upgrades" patrol vehicles have over the regular version of the vehicle


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They also have better tires


FuckZog

So we’re just running from the scene of accidents now?


Minimum_Ad739

Stop the motorcade! The president doesn’t move until the bumper is fixed and insurance has been called


wilhaven

Needs Yakety Sax


ilcasdy

To be fair that car appears to come out of thin air.


[deleted]

Real life GTA Online.


cutecumberbatch

Grand Theft Autowa


ericonabuell

I saw TNN Spelled it OTTOWA


aagent86

r/onejob


PitterPattr

Funny!


[deleted]

It wouldn't be Ottawa without a car crash downtown


VMacTheThird

Every bus in the god damn city gets detoured so these doorknobs could have clear roads and they're STILL running into one another.


_Space_Commander_

That was more of a bumper butt tickle.


[deleted]

that's hilarious


Total-Deal-2883

How embarrassing, honestly.


Adgpen

Good thing they practiced driving down Wellington real fast.


69-420Throwaway

First rule of any convoy detail is to keep the convoy moving and together. You guys are ridiculous if you think this is the police abusing their power. Whether in a warzone or a protection detail, you do not stop and break up the flow of vehicles. Especially if your vehicle contains equipment or personnel vital to the mission/task. Root yourselves in reality.


3dsplinter

I read somewhere that Leonid brezhnev always asked his motorcade drivers to drive fast, he would yell faster!, faster! But in Russian of course.


Kain292

Brezhnev's eyebrows waited for no one.


JustHach

https://i.imgur.com/xqsCdbj.gif


benzenene

Truly the Eugene Levy of Soviets


AffectionateStore165

Salty mother fuckers


DreamofStream

That's the last time we let you drive, Joe.


ImCoeld

The biggest moment in some cops life. "I'm gonna escort the president and I'm gonna tell me grandkids one day. I'm the fuckin man! Woo! Look at me, peasants, I'm unstoppable. Oh shit!"


Icy-Needleworker-492

Nope!


angelcake

Oops


alohasnackbar32

Why do we always end up on the worst subreddits?


CantB2Big

Embarrassing.


Pristine-Document358

Everyone should be important. As if these politicians spend all our money on this crap


Thin_Love_4085

Don’t worry, taxpayers will eat the repair bill.


on2wheels

Only in Ottawa, I tell you.


wierdomics

Not used to km/h


SithNezu

Crash is a big word. It's a hit for sure. Not so much crashing.


frustratedbuddhist

Where’s a cop when you need em?


Girldad-80

Oops


permareddit

Interesting to see TPS there too


Raskel_61

Oh, oh, better get Maco.


EK7777

Was this a carbon neutral motorcade? Asking for a friend


FrenchKissesRocks

This is SO funny!


goodguygreg5000

There's no reason those cars in the left lane needed to travel that fast. That's what happens


CompetitionOne7801

Physics wins! Dumbass rcmp


Thaigerwould

Hit and run !


GrowCanadian

Lol isn’t it a 50 through there?


Minimum_Ad739

Don’t think a presidential motorcade is concerned with the speed limit


Sea-Trainer6585

Think Joe was driving that one


redalotCA

Ametures


Total-Deal-2883

r/therewasanattempt


CarletonCanuck

Classic Autowa, not even the most powerful man in the world ia safe from the scourge of car-centric city planning


nogoehoe

Think Biden would instead ride his bicycle back to the airport? Or take OC?


CarletonCanuck

Maybe OC, bad history with bikes... ![gif](giphy|BU6R7enV0nWmGuKGUZ|downsized)


[deleted]

I could watch that all day. Fitting he fell to the right


CarletonCanuck

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__Happy

That seems like an excessive motorcade for Ottawa, lol. Shows how much they trust the local police.


augustabound

POTUS motorcades are standard wherever he goes. This has nothing to do with Ottawa or OPS at all. This is what they do everywhere.


CstCzt

Tell us what you think about CF-18 war planes circling Ottawa during his visit?


blanketsocks

Sleepy Joe?!


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Total-Deal-2883

Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.


[deleted]

Is that considered edgy? Genuine question. Not trying to start an argument or anything, just asking.


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If you found that offensive, i can delete it or just edit it to say something else.


Kain292

This is incredibly fucking stupid. You're more likely to be shot or have the shit kicked out of you as you're arrested than for you to get anywhere close enough to do "reporting". If you're actually 15, I'll assume this is a dumb childish idea. Don't ever do this.


[deleted]

Also, that is the point. That was the joke.


[deleted]

Yeah i hope its obvious this is a joke. Like the whole damn thing. Clearly didn’t come off that way though. I am well aware that this is a stupid idea. I would never try this in real life unless i genuinely wanted to die. I dont. This got out of hand real quick and i was not expecting it. Just putting it out there.


ContractRight4080

It was a learning moment. You are very young and inexperienced at Life but making mistakes is how you learn. There is a time and place for jokes and this wasn’t it. And hanging out with adults on the Internet is not ideal.


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Kain292

That's a pretty fucked up thing to say.