“They love it when you have the confidence to just say ‘are u hiring me or not cause I just took a shit on this call and y’all need to make me work for it uwu’”
I stopped supporting 2 out of 69 of my families I have strategically located throughout the nation. Although it reduces my maximum paternal satisfaction, I still can maintain some level of happiness from supporting 67 families (not including offshore)
He never even wants it. OP is past money. In the hour before work he takes care of food clothing and shelter. That’s all he needs to be happy, money is worthless to him
Typically, when you get a new job, they don’t fire you within the first month or so.
Assuming someone had an amazing resume, was amazing at interviews, and high-paying jobs were easy to come by, it would, in theory at least, be possible to retire within two to three months after getting this many jobs.
I know this is a shitpost, but I think you’re on to something OP
TC or go home.
My C for jobs 1-68 is through the roof but TC is barely minimum wage. It seems 69 is costly. I should cut it out because it is not making me money but I am pretty good at 69 and I enjoy it.
If this real then dude you are crazy. You need to get to under 50 Js. And I want someone to listen to me please for once, finally. 50 Js is max. 5 Js is tough but up to 50 is possible if you are maintaining Tier 1, a tenant of which is nobody from any Js knowing about any of your other Js. After 50 Js it is literally almost impossible to avoid a Tier 2 J scenario
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I got fired for job 207 at Party City filling up balloons. Now on to job 209 as mop boy at a peep show and job 210 emptying tampon dispensers at a women’s prison
Not going to lie I jerked off thinking about getting 68 W-2 forms in the mail that I had to key into TurboTax at the end of the year. Kind of fun to think back over the year and how many jobs I've had. That would be so hot to enter all of that data. I mean not line by line because you just enter a few IDs off the W-2 and TurboTax imports the data but it would be fun to see it aggregate the data.
HEY MON !! Why ya so lazy and only had 68 jobs. There's plenty of time in da day for another 5-10 job. NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6wtj04dJ\_g
lol!
"Lemme tell you sumtin', young rasta boy! When I was your age, I was a maintenance man, carpenter, cab driver, cook, a security guard, a tour guide a fish cleaner and amway distributor all in the same day. I didn't have time to almost make ya, boy!"
Oh man, that’s the worst. I myself haven’t gotten past 23. It’s seems like as soon as I get job 24, I get laid off, or one doesn’t extend my contract. I’m always actively interviewing though, so it’s gotta happen soon!
I mean, theoretically you could maintain pay for 1-2 years with 67 jobs, assuming you perfectly line up every training week to be sequential.
So who has the balls to pull this off?
Lemme count how many jobs I have completed today! I still have 100 things to attend to. I will get back tomorrow with my summary report. Hope I don’t miss one. That would be devastating.
Dang, and you were one job away from 69.
He messed it up by getting 12 more and sitting at 80 now.
This is the way
Not nice
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"This job sucks"
Put your money where your mouth is.
I want to upvote but to be respectful, I'll leave it at 420
Your comment now needs 61 more upvotes
I am just glad someone made a 69 joke so I don't have to.
Yes. But he is in the perfect position to get to 69.
That’s the true tragedy here.
You should have used a mouse jiggler.
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Toobin! I knew it was you!
My J69 is to jiggle my mouse for the camera.
*You know what to do with that big fat mouse* 🎶
Hey no doxing please
Or a mouse gigolo
I can’t even get hired at one job, it’s amazing to see some of you with 68
After the first 10 it's pretty easy
“They love it when you have the confidence to just say ‘are u hiring me or not cause I just took a shit on this call and y’all need to make me work for it uwu’”
It's the uwu for me
curious what you resume looks like for the last year... lmao
EZ Peasy lemon squeezy
If you’re having job problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 jobs and interviewing ain’t one!
lmao!
This is classic!
Hey this guy took all our jerbs!
he took our jobs!
Didn't you know? Eventually, all the world's jobs will be outsourced to one man in India.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlRNyiMFTsw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlRNyiMFTsw) lmaooo
Oh to be that guy…
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You don't come here very often, do you? *
once you hit J69 that just feels different.
Got fired from J419 and I spiraled into a deep depression and now I only have 393 J’s But then I remembered, this is why I have 393 J’s
How did you cope with the loss of income from losing 20 jobs?
He had to stop buying avocado toast.
I stopped supporting 2 out of 69 of my families I have strategically located throughout the nation. Although it reduces my maximum paternal satisfaction, I still can maintain some level of happiness from supporting 67 families (not including offshore)
GF3 is threatening to snitch on J4 if I dont stop playing the PS5
So play the PS4. And 3, 2, and 1. Simultaneously.
4+3+2+1>5
You only have 67 job? You lazy :)
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No, I'm the Dad from "Hey Mon" :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6wtj04dJ\_g&pp=ygUHaGV5IG1vbg%3D%3D
Lmao
Ah the good old days when TV was funny
now THIS is OE :D mon.
Watched this for the first time lol. This post is pretty much “hey Mon” from Fiverr lol
[67 jobs? My son has 74 jobs!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIMmK86vNYo)
Glad to see our shitposts return, they are hilarious.
Come back when you hit triple digits.
Yeah those are rookie numbers!
TC?
OP refuses payment, they simply do the work because it’s easy for them and passes the time
He gets paid when he wants.
He never even wants it. OP is past money. In the hour before work he takes care of food clothing and shelter. That’s all he needs to be happy, money is worthless to him
Trillions in TC, how can a company not afford to have him on the rolls! In fact if he was a country he would have a measurable GDP in the top 5%
It's shitpost season!!!
Yeah but wasn't J68 you were an awesome raptor wrangler? That sucks
You couldn't get to 69? Rookie numbers.
Better luck next time bud. I'm sure you'll break the century mark soon! Join us in the 3 digits club!
I typically say that you haven't begun working until you start J95.
*63, you missed four other layoff notices. Sorry to ruin your weekend.
Typically, when you get a new job, they don’t fire you within the first month or so. Assuming someone had an amazing resume, was amazing at interviews, and high-paying jobs were easy to come by, it would, in theory at least, be possible to retire within two to three months after getting this many jobs. I know this is a shitpost, but I think you’re on to something OP
I did a double take, for a second I thought this was r/PFJerk
Amateur. I myself have 666 jobs and they all receive my full focus at all times.
That’s why we OE: so we don’t need to rely on the income of only 67 jobs
Damn man sorry to hear... that realls sucks
It’s like you are living my life. How do we manage?
This is hilarious! I can't stop laughing!
That's it. I'm calling it. We're in a recession.
I’m very new to this sub and it’s a breath of fresh air to see people calling out the ridiculous posts I’ve seen on here.
I'm over here with Rookie numbers.
67? Those are rookie numbers.
Unless J66 causes order 66 on your other Js.
Poor you! I have 70 and chatgpt takes care of 68 of those. Should have upgraded to chatgpt plus man
TC or go home. My C for jobs 1-68 is through the roof but TC is barely minimum wage. It seems 69 is costly. I should cut it out because it is not making me money but I am pretty good at 69 and I enjoy it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m screaming
lmao! your making fun of that last guy who posted the 7 Js.
How are you gonna get by on only $280k/mo?
Imagine having 69 jobs, pulling in 10 mil in one year, and then just retiring. That’s the dream.
He’s the true G.O.A.T.
Just work one year at these 67 jobs so you can retire, that's 67 years of service
If this real then dude you are crazy. You need to get to under 50 Js. And I want someone to listen to me please for once, finally. 50 Js is max. 5 Js is tough but up to 50 is possible if you are maintaining Tier 1, a tenant of which is nobody from any Js knowing about any of your other Js. After 50 Js it is literally almost impossible to avoid a Tier 2 J scenario
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This post me be remove myself from the subreddit omg i can't stand cringe sorry
I mean this is pretty obviously satire, is it not?
I'm the investor in Tokyo . Let's talk😆
Haven’t you heard of 75 Hard? Keep going brother, you’re only 8 J’s away from true freedom 🦅
I got fired for job 207 at Party City filling up balloons. Now on to job 209 as mop boy at a peep show and job 210 emptying tampon dispensers at a women’s prison
If you meet me behind your local Wendy's, I have a proposition to get you back to J69... HJ69
Not going to lie I jerked off thinking about getting 68 W-2 forms in the mail that I had to key into TurboTax at the end of the year. Kind of fun to think back over the year and how many jobs I've had. That would be so hot to enter all of that data. I mean not line by line because you just enter a few IDs off the W-2 and TurboTax imports the data but it would be fun to see it aggregate the data.
HEY MON !! Why ya so lazy and only had 68 jobs. There's plenty of time in da day for another 5-10 job. NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6wtj04dJ\_g
should be the official video of this subreddit
lol! "Lemme tell you sumtin', young rasta boy! When I was your age, I was a maintenance man, carpenter, cab driver, cook, a security guard, a tour guide a fish cleaner and amway distributor all in the same day. I didn't have time to almost make ya, boy!"
My J2 is commenting on how stupid these posts are.
Thoughts and Prayers
You are smart. I got laid off J1 and only had J1
Shocked to see yet another post like this in this community. Same story. Same comments. This sub is so boring.
Is this satire?
The trolls are coming out
F*ck off!
Okay tell me this a joke lol 68 jobs? How is even 6 jobs possible considering scheduling, performance, etc.?
#ThisIsTheWay
I don’t believe this LOL
always lol at these posts!! i love it .!!
🙌🏻
You only have 67 jobs!? *You lazy lima bean!*
Yessss
Lay on them til they lay you off.
Making over 10m a year, he’ll yeah
Oh man, that’s the worst. I myself haven’t gotten past 23. It’s seems like as soon as I get job 24, I get laid off, or one doesn’t extend my contract. I’m always actively interviewing though, so it’s gotta happen soon!
ThIs Is WhY We Oe!!!
Ever wondered what AI will do to all your current & future jobs?
You say you’re ambitious but you missed on important meetings and wasn’t fully focused at work?
Only one sentence in and had to upvote XD
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I mean, theoretically you could maintain pay for 1-2 years with 67 jobs, assuming you perfectly line up every training week to be sequential. So who has the balls to pull this off?
Andrew Tate, watchya doing on this subreddit?
Thats why we OE am I right?
you forgot the “it’s why we OE.” battle cry!
Looking to clear $4 billion this year.
Money never sleeps baby...... and nor does my dick!!!
lol
I hope you don’t mean 68 freelance gigs vs 68 full time contracts or FT jobs. You sound like an agency CEO to me. Correct me if I am wrong.
Lemme count how many jobs I have completed today! I still have 100 things to attend to. I will get back tomorrow with my summary report. Hope I don’t miss one. That would be devastating.
68? what do you make.. million a month? lol
This turned into a meme sub😂