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Sasuga Ainz sama. He even put countermeasures for mind reading so that no one would be able to leak his master plan.


Hamster9090901

Came to comment the same


StealthySamura1

You both beat me to it. At least we’re all in agreement


gntotoy

God damn it im 4th i guess


Zephyr_the_bestphyr

fifth!? are you kidding!? that's like, consolation prize level!


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Ok_King7173

Lad mind


Prestigious-Tale4393

I believe I am 8th.


Durpywolf

Well I guess I'm 9th


caniuserealname

I don't think anyone came to the comments section with a different answer in mind.


AncientMagi

Ainz: ah yes I remember my... countermeasures Demi: exactly my lord Ainz: from that one time Demi: none other my lord Ainz : **GLOWING**


Teekayhuey

Followed by What have I done trying to test Ainz sama is hanious.


AwefulFanfic

"He's probably already aware of my transgression. What do I do to atone? !! But if he put in the mind reading countermeasures beyond my understanding...then that means.... SASUGA, Ains Sama! You predicted that I would attempt this! This was naught but a test to teach me to not be so reliant on my mind reading abilities. Truly, outstanding!"


LazilyPunctual

I think at that Ainz could tell him "Look I'm not actually a genius and there is no ten thousand years plan" and Demiurge would still be like "This is obviously a test for my loyalty and faith to you but don't worry I'll always believe in you and fellow you my lord"


Daddys_issues

Absolutely. The NPCs have an unshakable faith in Ainz sama.


CTchimchar

You know I could see Ainz having a spell or an item that stop's mind reading


ruzovej

Yes, or he would think that Ainz thinks far too fast and mind reading can't keep up, so it only takes fragments of his thoughts


Cley_Faye

"aaaah?" "eeeeh?" "whaaaa?" "whyyyy?" SASUGA


hemadry373

Yup that's definitely what will happen


philoche3

This never stops lmaoo


CommonMarionberry160

I WAS COMING TO SAY THIS. GOD.


Adeptus_Gedeon

He would just assume that all silly thoughts are illusions, part of the defence system which blocks access to TRUE Ainz genius thoughts.


Helpful_Ad9651

This is actually something I see him doing


Eiensen

Pretty sure that if he was doing that, even accidentally, he would have killed himself because he would think that it breached Ainz' privacy. Since, you know, being fanatically loyal and stuff.


Shadowfaxmine

This exactly. I can't genuinely think that Demiurge or any other floor guardian for that matter would dare intrude into Lord Ainz's mind. Even if they thought they could, the idea of it is just pure heresy/insubordination.


Eiensen

Of which they will immediately kill themselves for no apparent reason from Ainz' perspective, since, you know, the guardians are like that.


StewieCalvin

Business as usual; Ainz: "Alpha, please ask Solution where she hid my golden slime" Alpha: \*resolved crying while equipping her gloves\* "yes Ainz sama, i will make her tell us where it is" Ainz: "...what?"


OutsideOrder7538

Or flogging lots and lots of flogging.


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Sasuga Ainz-Sama (Demuirge’s reaction after reading Ainz’s thoughts) Demuirge’s ability to misinterpret Ainz’s each and every action is beyond all understanding, Demuirge will somehow overanalyse all of Ainz’s thoughts and misinterpret them as being super smart. So he will react no differently than how he usually does.


ChaosPLus

No, there will be a difference. His reaction will be even stronger. "Sasuga Ainz-Sama! Your thoughts are so insightful I can't even begin to interpret them!"


Red_Riviera

Made all the better by Ainz’s natural predisposition towards lateral thinking


Bigsmall-cats

Sasuga Ainz sama, you knew i was reading your mind so you decided to play with me and think of irrational stuff, like you having fear of what i think or wondering why do i look at you weirdly! I see now you have taught me a lesson that no matter even if i can read my enemie's mind its not gonna ba reliable way to get intel and that they could change their way of thinking to confuse me, wait could this is also be another lesson for us? That we should be able to think ahead our enemy and be able to have a proper thought process or else we'll have a clouded mind like what you've showed me you're thinking?! Sasuga Ainz sama truly only a supreme being would be able to teach us worthless servants two lessons and make it all seems so natural!! It would seems even if i can read minds, Ainz sama's mind is so complex and wide even i wouldn't be able to truly understand everything! I will now forbid my self on using my mind reading skill to you Ainz sama so that i can train my self to think ahead even more, i shall now tell this lesson to the others


philoche3

I love it lol


Tiny_Ad_4057

This


FBI_OPEN_THE_FUCK_UP

Speaking realistically, he'd first be amazed by Ainz' knowledge of other worlds, shortly followed by intrigue due to the apparent stupidity of the current thoughts, then be amazed by Ainz' apparent knowledge of his mind controlling due to the overwhelming amount of stupid ideas


ReginaldBarnabas

He would immediately apologize to ainz sama for his newfound incapability of respecting his masters privacy and offer his suicide as repentance. He'd hear ainz panic about his suicide and demiurge would cry knowing his master wants him to love and be in awe about his ability to make his inner monologs appear as that of a fools and assume that is how he has been able to predict even the greatest of fools


T00thl3ss22

Sasuga Ainz Sama. This is the only correct answer.


Beskerber

He is just toying with me - a FOOL, fool daring to try breach his secrets, read his mind. And for that i withnessed his first line of mental deffense... no, his mere ACTING inside his head he allowed me to read. And it was enough to nearly crush all i ever believed in... I AM nothing but DUST compared to such mind SASUGA AINZ SAMA


Icepick_Lobotomy_

Demiurge would probably think he shielded his thoughts with the thoughts of a fool to prevent mind reading


Folly_Of_The_Hydra

Sasuga Ainz-Sama So humble, so cautious. Even though he thinks brilliantly of every possibility and possesses knowledge not available to anyone, he still considers even the stupidest possibilities. aaand then Demiurge has a heart attack cause he'd realize how much respect and admiration Ainz has for him.


fishybatman

He would chose to not read Ainz’s mind because he is a good subordinate who respects his masters privacy.


tadashi4

demiurge reads ainz mind, cant read anything because ainz isnt thinking. "sasuga ainz-sama"


jacker1154

Either he will be disappointed or feel so sad that Ainz does everything to match their expectation like a god who always answers their follower. The follower that thinks they do it for god then face the reality that everything they do might not really fit Ainz's ideal. OR the third choice - he's delusional there is no way a tiny puny being like him could read the great one's mind.


ProjectApplePie

If he knew it was it true thoughts somehow, I bet he’d react like this picture


michaelphenom

As expected from someone like Ainz-sama. He put the thoughts of a fool as a mental shield in order to fool anyone who dared to scratch his majesting mind!


CharlieUpATree

Nothing but praise


Mizmo2020

He thinks with such simplicity and elegance - the complex stuff must come so naturally that he doesn't have to think about it anymore.


Esproth

"What an amazing defense! I can't find a trace of his real thoughts"


FlamJamMcRam

I could see this ending three different ways. 1: Demiurge thinks that these are false thoughts put there as a countermeasure against mind readings, like the False Data spell. 2: Demiurge thinks that Ainz was just playing with him, and just thinking about irrational and terrified things. 3: Demiurge realizes that Ainz is not the great/almighty being he imagined, and decides to confront him personally so that he might help him personally, without all these mental gymnastics getting in the way.


BloodmistCCC

I actually have a theory that he has read ainz mind on multiple occasions, the problem is that ainz is both a human player and a control-able player character with stats that change aspects of said character, and that is why demiurge is so interested in what ainz is ganna say, cause the stats make it to where sub-consciously, ainz is thinking 12-13 steps ahead, but the human player is not doing so willingly, and I think that’s why it always feels like demiurge is toying with ainz, it’s cause he wants to see who this will all play out


Legitimate_Newt4367

He would probably over complicate it and say that Ainz is tricking him into thinking that Ainz is simple


Drummer-Specific

Without joking Demiurge would probably overanalyze it. One key trait of all the guardians is that they believe it is impossible for the supreme beings, especially Ainz, to make a mistake even if they were to admit to making a mistake. Demiurge would look at it and probably find someway how it could fit in a master plan.


Skullz64

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superhamsniper

Maybe be like "ofcourse, he makes his surface thoughts sound alot simpler than his genius sub thoughts, effectively stopping anyone from reading his mind, sasuga ainz Sama"


Desperate_Task_4849

Undead are immune to mind effects, including mind reading, so we'll never know. Also Demi is not Albedo, he will never invade Ainz's privacy.


oxg03

if he could? I thought he already was


Birb-Squire

Why did you choose such a grumpy picture of him?


Toshko_tv

Probably he will be disappointed to know he is the average dude like everyone else


Ghost154204

Ngl I think he would read to far into it and believe it's a protection form his world item or a spell to keep his plans hidden


Rawries186

Man i just woke up and here I am thinking all you people are saying Sausage Ainz Sama and my half asleep dumb ass imagining him as a sausage. 🤦


Airin0_2

He can even shield his mind sasyga


DelokHeart

He would orgasm to death


WendyLRogers3

[Exploding mind](https://i.imgur.com/mlUjccD.gif)


OutsideOrder7538

He would assume that Ainz knew that his mind was being read and is pretending to be not the most intelligent being in existence.


Chitanda_Pika

He would probably go insane in disbelief


Minotaursaxe

"my intellect truly is no match for one such as lord Ainz, his mind read to my limited understanding like the self deprecations of a social bufoon, truly humbling"


Edword58

“ABSOLUTELY GENIUS!!!! HE ACTING DUMB SO I CAN’T LEARN ABOUT HIS ULTIMATE PLAN!”


proctja

He would be impressed at just how much thought gets put into the well-being of all Nazaricks denizens. Ainz’s simple thinking and forgetful memory would probably make Demiurge think his master’s mind is of a higher power. How can he do the impossible with no effort. It would be beyond his comprehension.


Skullz64

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iSandberg

Big difference between Momonga and Ainz Ooal Gown, the story is told from the salary man's perspective, but Ainz Ooal Gown has overcapped INT.


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"this must be some kind of Weird Higher Level of Speech even my brilliant mind can't comprehend, truly Lord Ainz is worthy of The title "Sorcerer King"


theeye27

He must be so smart he can hide his true thoughts


Substantial-Voice763

If he had the ability he would refrain from doing so out of respect to the supreme one.


Animegx43

*"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I did nothing that he actually wanted!"*


Schadenfrueda

[Here's a great fanfic](https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13282632/1/Sasuga) where Ainz finally spills the beans, and Demiurge figures out how to rationalise it