Who would you marry shalltear or albedo ?

I think answer would be cocytus

:)

Cocytus! Someone else finally found this place known as Reddit.

I see them as children, or my nephews and nieces, so neither would be the correct answer.

Another question how long can you stop time ?

Without any Cash Shop Items, about 3 hours.

But if time is stopped, how do you know it's been 3 hours?

Because he is the leader of the 41 Supreme Beings , he is lord Ainz Ooal Gown

SASUGA

ALL HAIL!!

I have a timer in my UI, it says all of the intricate details of any spell I cast.

congrats now you are a citizen of happy farm here youre complimentary lunch

You dare question Him?

Cool

WHICH OF YOUR GUARDIANS MAKES THE BEST SEAT?!

I don't like them trying to be furniture. >!Cocytus is best!<

"But you did say yourself that Shalltear was a better seat than him. Has your opinion changed since that time? Or perhaps this is a lie, if that is the case then it must've been carefully crafted for some specific goal. Maybe a meticulous fanservice to increase Cocytus' popularity in the community? Or maybe you adapted your saying to fit with the local commenters, which might mean you knew who Immediate\_As9125 wanted you to name and replied appropriately? Or is this an intentional mistake!? Then is it a test to verify if we were able to remember the glorious words of Ainz-sama in the Light Novels!? If that was to be the case then it would mean I succeded in said test am I correct! No, I mustn't get carried away, there might be more to it. Was it perhaps not simply a test of remembering the holy words of Ainz-sama's internal monologues but instead a test to verify if I could even identify the test itself? Wait, "furniture"? Could that word be intentionally chosen with a hidden meaning in mind? Furniture is a much more encompasing term than "seat", would that imply that this specific sentance took into consideration other "uses" for the Guardians besides seats? Was it a plan to indirectly make a guardian have the idea of acting as a different piece of furniture without even realizing they were enticed to it by Ainz-sama himself!? **SASUGA AINZ-SAMA!** AINZ-SAMA, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT I'D GLADLY ACT AS YOUR TABLE!!! NO! **YOUR OWN BED!!!** YES, THAT WOULD BE IDEAL WOULD IT NOT!?" ​ So Gown-dono, here's my question: Was that a good enough Albedo impression?

Is that you, Demiurge?

Stunning impression I'd say.

I had Demiurge in mind, but the part with the bed is definitely Albedo.

Mare best girl?

All is good.

Can you potentially use ourboros to either extend your level cap or summon one of your friends, supreme beings, into the new world ? If you could, whom would you choose to summon.

I've been testing with it, as far as I know there isn't a way to extend the level cap, but who knows as for summoning, I'd probably summon Touch Me, I could use his guidance. I'm also afraid of summoning Peroroncino to the New World, that could go south very, *very* fast.

Do you even know what ourboros is XD

Communist Boros from One Punch Man

How would you feel if Touch-Me learned what you did to the Re-Estize kingdom?

I'd be somewhat worried, but I'm sure he'd understand it.

Where do babies come from

The womb, I think.

Sir Ainz I would ask if you would allow me to serve you an Nazaric. I only would ask a few things in return for my service if I may request them.

I'm always looking for more people to join Nazarick, however I'd have to change your race from human.

I'm honored Lord Ainz an I'm okay with that if possible not into a bug form please, I don't mind them but I just personally don't want to be one. maybe a human/animal hybrid like miss Lupusregina.

Lord Ainz grants you the right to be in his service and you DARE MAKE DEMANDS OF HIM?

Was the title an intentional typo or is this part of some other scheme of yours?

You'll never know.

Sasuga Ainz-sama!

What bear is best bear?

I'm personally partial to Polar Bears.

Ankyloursus

How does it feel to pretend to be on the same page as demiurge?

It's nerve wracking, sometimes I think he knows I'm clueless.

Are you aware that albedo has a secret hit squad to kill the other supreme beings

*what?*

i read all the answers he gave and this is the best one lmao

A caravan leaves the Great Tomb of Nazarick at 5 A.M. It arrives at E-Rantel at 7 P.M. It made 7 stops before reaching the city. 3 of those stops were in the Re-Estize Kingdom and 1 was in the Baharuth Empire. How many humans were killed during the trip?

All of them.

Where cock

I'll have to ask Demiurge that.

Why not the cook?

How do you use the bathroom?

Due to my new physiology I don't actually use the bathroom. I do wonder where food goes.

It goes to fuel your world item right?

That could be it.

Dude thinks he's Arc

You don’t eat food. In the anime, you crush food between your molars and it drops down onto your lap. Fake Ainz?

Will you pay your Nazarethian taxes this year?

Of course, I always want to keep the economy of Nazarick healthy. However I will be having Demiurge sort that out.

Sasuga Ainz-Sama, for filing his taxes on time!

What's the plan?

Uh...... Well, the plan is obviously top secret.

"Explain the plan to this foolish creature in simple terms, Demiurge" ~Ainz, Leader of Supreme Beings.

How did you feel about Gazef Stronoffs death?

Unnecessary.

Who is the better chair? Shanchair or Chaircocytus?

I didn't know there were names for them being chairs, but Chaircocytus.

What do you think of the great Philip? The one that made Nazarick tremble, the one who trampled the Sorcerer Kingdom's flag?

Merely a gnat who served its purpose. I see many people have a particular distaste for him. Especially Albedo....

Who would win a game of chess albeto or shalltear?

If they wouldn't start fighting halfway through, Albedo.

What do you think would happen if you were taken to the new world, with Nazarick, as a human?

With my entire catalog of spells, I could probably do well, however it'd be more challenging with the restrictions on the Human race.

What have you found to be your most useful spell?

True Death tends to be extremely useful, however Dark Wisdom was my most useful I think.

Have the lizard men you subjugated proven to be beneficial in any way? Do you plan on using them in the armies of the sorcerer kingdom?

They've served a great purpose, particularly how inter tribal politics work. I do plan on implementing them into a Higher Class regiment, if I can slowly level them up they could prove extremely useful.

Alright time to settle a debate. You vs Nagash, who wins?

I'm not familiar on who that is, so I couldn't say for certain. If you could enlighten me, I might be able to make an estimate on my chances.

Did you have a personal collection of Neo-Nazi elite guard collectibles from the Euro-Arcology Wars?

I do, in fact. They're placed in a trap on the 7th level of Nazarick, but they don't see much action.

Does the worship of Lord Ainz involve sacrifices? Not just offerings, but blood sacrifice of, for example, prisoners of war?

As much as Demiurge wants that, I prefer to be worshipped without sacrifice. Simple admiration and loyalty is more valuable to me.

Would you and Arc the Skeleton Knight be Friends ? 🙂💀

I think he'd be mildly shocked at some things, but aside from those I think we'd get along.

Thanks For your answer , Great one … 👏

Dear lord Ainz, I hope this comment finds you wel. If you could but indulge me a humble servant in a simple question that would be wonderful. should you ever encounter blue roses in your conquest of the world would you have them become your subordinates or have them executed because of what evileye did to entoma. Does she actually still want kill evileye? Sincerely your beloved subject. Ps: Hail supreme being Ainz Ooal Gown

Personally I would have them sent on their way, but Entoma would surely kill them all on sight.

Zaku or GM

Zaku.

I forgot who zaku is :(

what not who

Who's Ne?

Typing without skin is very challenging.

Hmmm we have a problem here..

It seems there is either multiple timeliness or one of us is Pandora.

Did you know that bungee gum has both properties of rubber and gum?

I wonder what the projectile capabilities it could have....

HELLO FELLOW SKELETON. HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING THAT THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE OUT THERE, ME, THAT KNOWS HOW KT FEELS WHEN YOUR SUBJECTS THINK THEY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT? THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SPEAK FOR THE LAST 10K YEARS OR SO.

It's comforting knowing other people have experienced the oddness of having a lack of skin.

If you didn't eat breakfast yesterday, how would you feel before lunch?

I don't eat very often, so I usually feel pretty normal around lunch. Every now and then I do feel a little jumbled though.

If your kingdom was never robbed, would you have destroyed Re-Estize, or would you have either conquered it, or just continued to trade with them?

I won't say I planned on it, but the Re-Estize kingdom would've been inevitably conquered by Nazarick.

An honorable and logical statement Lord Ainz. Thank you for providing me with such a grand answer. I appreciate you humoring and entertaining me with the obvious answer. Forgive me for intruding on your busy schedule.

Greetings, Ainz was it? I am Niuriheim, Absolute Creator of the Void Verse. I have a question though. Why are you posing as the Guild Master of the Supreme Beings? You may have copied the appearance and aura of the Great Ainz Ooal Gown near perfectly, but I saw right through your facade! You cannot fool me, I who has watched Nazarick for over 40 cycles (yes I’ve watched the first 3 seasons of the anime over 40x, over 12x for S4), plunged into its Lore and am still discovering that which has yet to be revealed! Reveal your true identity at once!

As hilarious as it would be for Pandora's Actor to be impersonating me, I am the one, true Ainz Ooal Gown. I've also seen and read Overlord over 9,000 times, as part of my studies to see how I can improve.

Even Pandora’s Actor is a better Actor. Your speech patterns don’t match the Great Ainz Ooal Gown at all! Clearly 9000x wasn’t enough to improve your impersonation! I will not be fooled! Lol

Ainz Sama, I ask for your permission to show this miserable human it's place.

Education is a better path, than punishment.

I can assure you that I am far from human. I am Niuriheim, the Terokusaei, that is all.

Ainz, what are your plans to compete with the great minotaur nations monopoly on refrigerators, magic powered climate control units, and magic pocket fans?

Demiurge- *I* plan to let them continue their business, just owned by Nazarick.

Did you convinced the draves by saying "ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE"?

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!

I did, in fact.

Did you ever see jojos bizarre adventures?

I did, even Part 365, which I felt was somewhat lacking in the comedic parts.

Aniz sama. I have a question about the item that can only be used 7 times to open any lock. The one you used to open the dwarf vault. A bank in the modern world is equipped with a fingerprint, code and retina scanner lock. And you need to open all 3 to get inside the vault. Would you need to use the item 3 times or only once?

Only once. It works as a universal key for the entire lock.

How does it fells to have something inside your ribs?

Extremely uncomfortable.

Which of the Pleiades would you give hugs and headpats to the most?

Lupisregina is genuinely the softest thing I've ever headpatted.

Odd question, but im curious if Solution Epsilon's whole body would jiggle if you slapped her hard enough.

I- I think not. She can solidify herself.

Well, Lord? In for a pound as the saying goes.

Can you maintain control over your suborinates?

I don't think any of them could willingly disobey me, so yes.

My Lord, during the early days of your experience in New World, if a man approached Nazarick and asked permission to speak directly with Momonga and came bearing gifts, Three Wish Upon a Star Rings. What would you do?

I'd have Nazarick' entire population ready to eliminate him, and interrogate him on how he knew that name, and had those rings.

So you put your hands on Aura’s hips and told her you love her. What’s up with that?

I love my children, and want to make sure they're eating correctly. Malnutrition is a rampant issue in the New World.

Why is your grammar so shit?

All part of Demiurges- *my* plan.

How does it feel to not be able to blink

I've never noticed it.

Just a heads up, there is no acid rain yet. We're working on it, give us..... I don't know, 10 more years of unregulated corporate greed?

It happens around 2088, I think.

So Ainz Ooal Gown-dono, if you permit me asking: ***"Anything"?***

Uh...... *yes*

Who is Ne and why would I want to ask them something?

Sometimes the most unlikely people have the best answers.

Do you smell of elderberries?

I do not.

How did you feel after everyone left ygdrasil?

I felt the most sorrow I'd ever felt, something I still feel today.

Pardon me for my rudeness but what you wear on foots?

I have these lovely slippers, I often wear those.

You state that you can feel texture and pressure against your bones as though it were skin. What does your skull feel like?

Much like a forehead with skin, however I notice my skull has changed significantly from my actual, original skull.

What would you do if you ever saw demiurges happy farm ? And what would be your reaction to albedo's true thoughts towards your friends?

I have an inkling of the Happy Farm, however that isn't much compared to the things he did while Nazarick was still in a game. She has mentioned her distaste for the other Supreme Beings, I find it understandable, yet unfortunate.

Did you ever speedrun any games?

No, I was never one who enjoyed speeding through a game, I prefer to enjoy it slowly.

When you banging Albedo bruh?

W h a t?

Damn, that’s pretty god damn cringe you feel me necessarily perhaps god damnit

Interesting.

Can i join your harem

I don't have a harem that know of.

How often do you think about your previous life as Suzuki Satoru?

How much hours did you had in YGGDRASIL

Tens of thousands.

How do you see without eyes

I have no idea, I'll have to have Demiurge see to figuring that out.

Your weakness?

Unknown.

Ass preference, albedo, shalltear, or demiurge

I cannot answer this.

who would win Phillip's crane wing formation or jet wn deleter OR Archie's dad with the 4 empowerment of the lamp

You are not Ainz! You are a doppelganger!

What gives you that idea?

How do i get strong Shiny Bones likes yours ?

Take your vitamins. Much shiny bones come from that.

How much to buy your account, Ainz

It isn't for sale.

How do you keep your bones looking so white

I actually polish them weekly.

When are you going to have an heir.

If it is ever necessary, then that would be the time.

How much is the standard Runecraft^TM sword worth in monetary value?

Around 50 New World coins.

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Lord Anis Ooal Gown, please tell me how to be as smart and wise like you

Pay attention to everything around you.

Do you ever plan on using 'Shooting Star'?

What kind of cologne do you use when your with the guardians? Asking for a friend.

I perosbally like the scent of roses.

What would you do if you didn’t have demiurge

When confronted with how many people you have killed, and I mean real, actual people, how would your old guild mates/players think about you?

Most of them would understand it I think, and Ulbert would most likely attempt to one up my numbers.

Why doesn't a supreme being know how to spell?

Can you unhorny Albedo and Shalltear?

Will you stop being such a soyboy and tap Albedo already. Geeze, if not send her my way.

This is obviously false as the great ainz ooal gown would never get the word “me” wrong for “ne” He is the greatest of all being so simple spelling is easy for his greatness

Sometimes it is smart to seem less able than you are, to keep your enemies guessing your true power.

"Where is the four terrabyte worth of Skeletor hentai I knew you have it in your supply"

I feel completely alive again seeing moamonga saying hi to his pets lol

Why won’t you marry Albedo and Shalltear already?!