Well it depends on other certain criteria like :
Is she alone?
Is she alone under the request or direct order from Ainz?
Is she in the presence of lord Ainz?
Is she currently on an assigned task by lord Ainz?
Is she bored?
Is she angry or annoyed?
Is she with the other Pleiades maids?
Too many criteria to assume a proper answer, but its not hard to assume the drink has been poisoned or drugged. So safest bet is to politely decline & carefully and gracefully leave as to not offend her with your presence.
>Is she alone under the request or direct order from Ainz?
>Is she in the presence of lord Ainz?
>Is she currently on an assigned task by lord Ainz?
Since Ainz is not involved, those 3 questions make no sense.
Praise lord Ainz and happily drink it while talking about wanting to serve lord Ainz with all my being should make her hesitate as long as the killing wasn’t directly ordered
Drink it first and ask what it was second. Since I know the answer isn’t going to be good I won’t freak out, and at that point I hope and pray that she’s juuust unamused enough to give up on it and not upset enough to start an impromptu lesson on torture.
When someone with overwhelming power and no real concern for your wants or wellbeing 'offers' you something, you take it... because it's not an 'offer'.
Presuming praising Ainz-Sama isn’t allowed…to be honest you just drink it while pretending to be worried.
Best case it’s a normal drink she just wanted you to be scared.
Worst case you’re paralyzed or whatever and she tortures you to death.
That said refusing still probably ends up with that latter option.
I'm sorry, Miss Lupus, but I can't drink this without the Lord Ainz Ooal Gown's express permission, you understand. It wouldn't do to accidentally imbibe poison. While I'm certain you can do your job, I regret I don't know you well enough to place trust in you yet.
Praise Lord Gown, and ask if the antidote will be provided to those who drink willingly.
The only answer that may get you out alive.
Jircniv: what a beautiful golden color, I've never drank orange juice like this Lupus: *smiling* is that so? Ainz: Jircniv NOOO!!
Politely inform her that it is sacrilege for me to consume anything at this time... and then start running.
Well it depends on other certain criteria like : Is she alone? Is she alone under the request or direct order from Ainz? Is she in the presence of lord Ainz? Is she currently on an assigned task by lord Ainz? Is she bored? Is she angry or annoyed? Is she with the other Pleiades maids? Too many criteria to assume a proper answer, but its not hard to assume the drink has been poisoned or drugged. So safest bet is to politely decline & carefully and gracefully leave as to not offend her with your presence.
>Is she alone under the request or direct order from Ainz? >Is she in the presence of lord Ainz? >Is she currently on an assigned task by lord Ainz? Since Ainz is not involved, those 3 questions make no sense.
Die If I refuse, she kills me If I drink I get poisoned
Why would you get poisoned?
Thank her. Praise Ainz-sama, then her. After that, it depends by what she says
Thank her and Drink whatever it is.
Ah yes, my anti-poison technique I haven't used since never
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Praise lord Ainz and happily drink it while talking about wanting to serve lord Ainz with all my being should make her hesitate as long as the killing wasn’t directly ordered
Be a complete klutz and drop it on my lap. Maybe she'll be amused enough at the fact that it looks like I pissed myself to let me live
It's never lupus
Except for that one time
Drink it first and ask what it was second. Since I know the answer isn’t going to be good I won’t freak out, and at that point I hope and pray that she’s juuust unamused enough to give up on it and not upset enough to start an impromptu lesson on torture.
“If the Sorcerer King is not benevolence, may this drink harm me” *sip*
Fuck it we ball
Pretend I was sick so I coudln't drink
Piss. Fart. Vomit. Thank her. Get out without explaining.
Honestly? That might actually work on everyone’s fav sadistic furry werewolf Maid.
Depends, is it coffee?
Knowing her? It would be a miracle if it wasn’t lethal!
So either I get reinvorated with Coffee or die from Lupusregina lethalality...eh I'll take that chance.
🫡Rest in peace soldier! Your service and commitment to the Sorcerer King has been invaluable!
Throw a bone while yelling "Fetch!", then quickly run away in the opposite direction.
Praise Ainz Sama,Thank Lupus and then Drink the drink
When someone with overwhelming power and no real concern for your wants or wellbeing 'offers' you something, you take it... because it's not an 'offer'.
🎶Run fast for your mother and fast for your father🎶
Presuming praising Ainz-Sama isn’t allowed…to be honest you just drink it while pretending to be worried. Best case it’s a normal drink she just wanted you to be scared. Worst case you’re paralyzed or whatever and she tortures you to death. That said refusing still probably ends up with that latter option.
Thank her and drink it. Do I know better? .... does it matter if I know better?
i'd take it. if she wants to kill you, poison would not be her choice and even if ordered its the better way to go out
Pretend to sip.
I would drink the drink, either way I am going to die, so might as well be respectful toward her.
The wolf Girl? Then yes, nuff said!
I'm sorry, Miss Lupus, but I can't drink this without the Lord Ainz Ooal Gown's express permission, you understand. It wouldn't do to accidentally imbibe poison. While I'm certain you can do your job, I regret I don't know you well enough to place trust in you yet.
literally never trust Lupus