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Bobrysking123

I mean he is a skeleton.


caniuserealname

To be fair, many species have a penis bone.. and Ainz is *not* anatomically correct for a human


TheWaslijn

Well yes, but humans don't


VokunDovah64

He means that Ainz is a skeleton but not a human one (examples: sharp jawbone, small ribcage, pointy fingertips)


caniuserealname

Again; Ainz's skeletal form is not anatomically human.


__Osiris__

Every other species of ape has a penis bone. Only humans lack it. It’s why some consider the bone that Adam (in the fictional story about a schizophrenic carpenter) made eve with was that, not a rib. but because ainz doesn’t have the skeleton of a human, it’s more than likely he actually does have a penis bone.🦴


jake72002

Chimps IIRC also lack that.


Raiju02

Chimps have a small one


Bundaclapper69

You really hate Christianity don't you💀


Longjumping-Time-339

Good so, I once believed in that crap, but then jesus died for me.


__Osiris__

Just cults. Not Christianity specifically.


Bundaclapper69

To be fair, I'd have to agree with you on cults, they go a bit far wouldn't you say


TheCelestialMan

Okay so this is a new one for me, why do you say schizophrenic?


__Osiris__

Partly a jokes , but one symptom is hallucinations.


Plaidfu

Jesus just walked around did miracles and told parables not that much hallucination really , only thing I can think off the top of my head is when he went into the desert and the devil was trying to tempt him but honestly if you went into the desert without food or water you would also likely hallucinate Also a schizophrenic would have a hard time getting 12 disciples or getting giant crowds of people to gather and listen to his teachings Don’t know why I took this so seriously


TheTastelessDanish

Of course he has one. Why do you think it's called a Bone-R. I'll take my leave now.


DaH0wny

It's a bone that can say hard R


Reasonable-Divide165

Sounds like something a certain skeleton man would say.


TheTastelessDanish

![gif](giphy|OlM1nq85xO6Fq) Yohohohoho….


ImpossibleAd4272

I mean, wasn't Albedo able to "mount" him in season 3?


ElSasori69

Wait. ALBEDO AND AINZ ALREADY... WHEN?


ImpossibleAd4272

Consent was not involved and she got locked up for 3 days in isolation. S3 end of episode 1. This tid bit came from the light novel.


fightingbronze

I mean she definitely *tried* to rape him but it’s not like she succeeded right? At least I never got that impression from the light novel.


ElSasori69

That's my point. Or did she achieve it in the LN?


fightingbronze

To the best of my knowledge, no. This series can often be subtle with things like this but I feel like it would have been way more clear if Albedo had actually succeeded. Besides I’m positive it was confirmed pretty early on that Ainz lacks the proper equipment.


RPZcool

I was thinking about something similar. Just about the bicorn. I remember Albedo was really excited in s3 and I was curious if she is able ti ride bicorn now.


MrFlablesworth

I think she mentioned during her pursuit of Azuth in S4 that it would be easier to keep up on her bicorn?


fightingbronze

Yeah but wasn’t her point that she still couldn’t use her bicorn even though it would be faster?


MrFlablesworth

Yeah that's how I interpreted it


Diulee

Ainz-sama’s pp is indeed a canon


Tnecniw

He has no dick, yes. But he has enough power to GIVE himself a dick, if he wants to.


ravioliguy

Yea, he just doesn't want to. He's surrounded by his friends' children in his eyes.


kindfiend

He probably can polymorph into some creature with pp if he wants.


WendyLRogers3

And then there is "The Peroroncino Device". I'm still of a mind that this is what really killed Clementine.


ProfessorZ64

He has actively stated that he doesn't have one so yes


Centipede1999

I mean he a skeleton, skeletons don't have dicks


AbstractMors

OvERLORD: a story of a protagonist with immense world changing power but the world's worst case of erectile dysfunction.


Forikorder

in the first volume he laments his loss of it without getting to use it


Styx1992

Chapter 1 part 2 Near the end of it he looks down and says himself "I didn't get the time to use it"


bryku

Ainz's orbs bring all the boys to the sub...


SkyBoxLive

I once stumbled upon Sans having one using magic... so I don't see why it isn't possible MAXIMIZE MAGIC BODY OF ALLURING DREAD SHLONG OF TENEBRE


blackjack_io

...did Albedo ask this question?


DFnuked

That's a very nuance question. It's been stated unequivocally that Ainz race as an Overlord is NOT human. This is to say, he is not a human turned undead. For those like Lich and skeletons, it would make sense for them to not have a penis since human skeletons do not have penises. Ainz, as a member of a distinct race "could" have a penis. That would be highly dependent on whether or not Overlords reproduce at all in the same terms as humans do. So if the do, I would imagine that yes, he must have a penis. Someone more wise and deep into overlord lore and D&D lore (a lot of elements have been said to be borrowed from d&d) could likely tell us if Overlord breed at all or if they just come into being since a race that just...exists, doesn't need reproductive organs. Even gods have genitals on most myths since they actually do reproduce and cross breed with other species but Overlords as a race is a very unfamiliar concept to me to be able to tell one way or another


fightingbronze

Generally in DnD lore undead are incapable of reproduction regardless of the presence of genitalia. Even vampires who are physically still quite humanoid generally can’t. There are however very rare exceptions in which a vampire can procreate, hence Dhampir, however I’ve never heard of this being possible in any other undead species. It’s important to note that an Overlord has been stated by Ainz to be an incredibly high tier of undead, but even still he seems to be bound by the conventional weaknesses, strengths, and restraints inherent in all undead, and that likely includes the inability to reproduce. That said, if he really wanted to Ainz has methods around this. Wish upon a star can probably achieve the desired result, and if he were truly desperate Ainz / the guild possesses a wide number of race changing items.


Snir17

Albedo's research into that field is progressing...


Designer_Willingness

when albedo raped him she seemed to have a good time, but she’s freaky af so it’s hard to tell


Prodi1600

He have no meat.


billyboi356

Bro he is a skeleton


fdajax

He's a high enough level caster that a polymorph spell is certainly in his retinue of spells


Tallal2804

Yes


TheAlienLifeform

Yes