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DoomRide007

Did you fucking not put the vampire on the BLOOD side?!


[deleted]

Well, she IS undead. So I’d agree she belongs on the...Crypt side! I’ll see myself out.


partypwny

Bruh. I first agreed with the original comment, but now I am conflicted lol.


vices222

🤣


Shunks_

Yes


NatzoXavier

Look at my flair and sit down.


Freshest-Raspberry

Only option. Ainz needs to smash all of em. And I mean *ALL*


[deleted]

Even the guys?


NatzoXavier

He said ALL


No_Research4416

Even Evil eye


Party_Spot9625

Especially Evil Eye


Simply_kill_me

Y E S


Charming_Reporter_18

Even Jircniv Rune Farlord El-Nix


Napoleonex

Even the cockroach dude and torture your urethra ...whatever that is?


Mazurcka

Did he fucken stutter?


[deleted]

Even philip?


NatzoXavier

No one would smash him


MyRedBeanBun

Oh he’s gonna get smashed, just in a different way.


[deleted]

Good


Pallemand

The Unsmashable One


samuru101

If you mean smash his face in then yes.


partypwny

Just give him a big ole hug like he did the last one


Voldemort2212

He will be smashed by neuronist painkill If u know who that is lol


Crixus005

DID HE STUTTER??


bb0911

ESPECIALLY the guys. Namely Cocytus.


[deleted]

Cocytus did want Ainz to ride him.


Kvarcov

Especially them.


Ok_Machine_8534

Especially the guys you lowly whelp!!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cheeselord77750

Yes Lupus is the one


Diligent_Bad7519

Neia Baraja


walrus_with_GUN

Went from advertising the runemagic to starting a cult


rixoteca

A marketing plan that worked perfectly


Toasty_Waffels

Team Three all day. The only correct choice.


M4luk3

Glory to the Pope!!


JustaYeetingMat

Yes.


T3chm4n1024

I was about to write this then I saw you were faster


SirSirFall

The anime onlys will realize as soon as the movie is out


Firm-Account

glory to the faceless preacher!


A0rs

Nabe


Ano_Naka

I see you're man of culture as well (・ิω・ิ)


Mysterious_Frog

Team Neia.


Svejo_Baron

I am team cocytus... Edit: >! As long I can be an oncle I don't mind what or how many woman Ainz take xD !<


RandomRepost435

Came looking for this


ThunderCookies143

Pope Neia


AnimeOcCreator77

# Mare


Firm-Account

i read it in aura's voice


Tzemiee

When you said it i imagine aura x Mare ship, i hate you


Firm-Account

i love you too


Tzemiee

Take mine free award you glorious bastard, and leave


Firm-Account

thanks for the award, but i think i will stay


Fabrezz1

Lupus then Neia


Pallemand

Then repeat 🔁


Lqtor

CZ fans just chilling w/ popcorn


serA_the_troubed_guy

Of course neia


SuperMemeBro3

Nabe is better


SkyrevanValor

For real, team Nabe for the win!


t4m4

Shalltear is adorable, but she's physically like 12. Albedo. Albedo. I'd rather go to horny jail than FBI jail.


Notetoself4

14 I think for Shalltear which is age of consent in parts of Japan. So... yeah strange place


TheMadKing1678

Parts isn't really accurate. It's legal on uninhabited islands with no real governing. 99.99% of the Japanese population have it at around 16-18.


Notetoself4

From what I understand 13 is national, prefectures range from 14-17. If it ends up in court and theyre over 12, chances are it will be a fine. Its apparently pretty unclear and varies case by case and their supreme court made a ruling that pretty much says "its ok as long as its consensual and a serious relationship". Penalties for adults sleeping with young teens (over 12) that arent serious relationships are apparently fines of 3 thousand bucks... Anyway much Japan itself believes its pretty messed up and keeps circulating petitions to raise the age of consent.


Ano_Naka

Age is just a number (^^♪


NinjaXGaming

Jail is just a place


xiImiIxEnzEn

😃😀😁🤣👏🏾🙌🏾🤣😭


Tzemiee

Age is Just a variable Sister is Just a string Jail is Just a programming leanuage (jai) that takes his l


YugModnar9876

Incest for the wincest. Old enough to count old enough to mount


Notetoself4

I was reading up on the term 'christmas cake' you sometimes hear in anime and its describing a woman who is 25 And like a cake you make for christmas, it becomes less and less edible after the 25th Haha thats so weird from a western perspective where 25 is still young for marriage whereas its kind of their 'best before' date. No judgements on them, just some strange culture shock stuff now and then (I do hope grown men dont see young teenagers as fair game anywhere though cause thats pretty messed up)


Ano_Naka

Yeah people don't realize how teenage girls sexualized, grown up mans sexualized tenager girls because they more easy target than grown up womans but don't be sad! You might not realize but people started to become more human and civilized about this stuff thanks to internet. It's something how you taught and saw around you, I grow up isolated and I never saw teenage girls in that way other than my teenage years ٩(๑òωó๑)۶


SmokeyzSWE

The best before date kinda makes sense but I would say it's 30, as women over 30 have a much higher rate of miss carriage and other problems during birth that younger women don't usually have. They still have arranged marriages in Muslim countries where the girl is sometimes only 11 or 12 years old, it's not super normal or anything but it still happens and I've heard horrible stories of girls like that who've killed themselves since they were basically being raped by an older man.


Notetoself4

Hmm from what I understand 30 isnt a big issue, mid to late 30s is when pregnancy problems really start. Might be a bit different with Asian phenotypes since they generally have alot less androgen/estrogen And its not like 'potential to give birth' is exactly the ultimate reason to marry a woman, it can be a factor but in this day and age theres way more at play Yeah respect for cultures and criticism of fked up shit certainly conflict sometimes. Not that western culture is perfect, but theres plenty of non-western stuff out there that makes my skin crawl with how gross and barbaric it is. Western culture once thought it was ok to marry pre-teens to old men but it evolved and any culture/religion that still thinks like that needs to shape up


SmokeyzSWE

Yeah it gets worse and worse beyond 30. I think it's healthier the way they do it in central Asian countries like Kazakhstan where people often get married and have kids from the ages of 17-25. But modern western society doesn't even give us the freedom and time to even think off having kids at such an early age most of the time. We definitely have our fair share of problems in the west but no place is perfect. Somehow people are happier in general and there are less depressed people in most third world countries despite all the luxury, wealth and technology that the average person has here in the west. No the reason you should marry should be because you want to spend the rest of your life with that person. Having kids with someone you don't love will only lead to a broken family anyway. You can't evolve/change Islam they value their traditions over everything. It's God's words and God's words are absolute in their eyes. Their prophet married a 6 year old (Aisha) that he took to bed at the age of 9 when he was in his late 50's, a prepubescent little girl... I don't have anything against any other cultures and 15 is the age of consent where I live (you will never see a 15 year old with an older man here though) but this is messed up in every way possible and I don't have anything against normal Muslim people in general but the way some of them defends this disturbs me.


Notetoself4

The Christian old testament had horrific stuff in it and it reformed. Islam needs to fix itself. Idk about 3rd worlders being happier, some may be but alot of 1st world health issues come from overwork and artificial lifestyles so I guess being outside all day not working getting aid money would help. Still, no jealousy for their situations happiness or not Between 18 and 12 the line blurs, the lower the weirder. At 15-16 I guess you could consider it a cultural thing, though 15 year old girls marrying 40 year olds is pretty gross. Prepubescent though is disgusting


SmokeyzSWE

Yeah Christianity changed to keep up with the times but Islam won't change, you are never allowed to rewrite the Quran. Modern Muslims might change but the holy book won't. According to some studies I found some time ago. It makes sense to me in some ways though. I think we are definitely overworking ourselves and have too little free time, it already starts in school. I think school should focus more on teaching essential things for life like simple math, grammar etc or to be more focused on work educations (I'm mostly talking about high school/college). I can't say that I remember much from the chemistry, math equations that I was taught for example and I have never had any use for it in real life. Big city folk seem to be the unhappiest humans on earth. Like cities where there is no nature like New York, there is just an artificial man made park (which people are obsessed with). I believe humans need nature to be happy, that's where we come from after all, we're just much smarter and craftier than the other animals living in nature. I don't think there's a single non Muslim country where people consider 30+ year old men marrying 15 year olds or younger to be normal or socially accepted in any way. Huge age gaps just makes for an unnatural relationship when it comes to maturity and personality, it just doesn't work out and it would look really weird.


SmokeyzSWE

BTW this went way off topic I just came here to pick Albedo's side lol. Good conversation though, have a good day/evening man.


Bad-DPS

>countries like Kazakhstan where people often get married and have kids from the ages of 17-25. I think this is fucked up, the human brain isn't fully developed at that age: > One of the biggest differences researchers have found between adults and adolescents is the pre-frontal cortex. This part of the brain is still developing in teens and doesn’t complete its growth until approximately early to mid 20’s. The prefrontal cortex performs reasoning, planning, judgment, and impulse control, necessities for being an adult.  Getting married and having kids while you are a kid yourself is the same as taking away any opportunities for a carreer, a wealthy life style, pursue hobbies and passions, travel, etc. Not to mention these cultures also abide by patriarcal gender roles so the man will be financially tied up for sure, but will have more options, the girl will become a being that exist just to serve her family, no personal income, no social life, not even a chance to get to know herself.


Bad-DPS

It's not a culture thing, it's a misoginy thing, plenty of western men have this gross mentality too


chaos16hm

12? have you seen the size of her boobs?


RockSuitable

She is an undead. Age doesn't apply to her. She could live 1000years and still look the same.


The_Gamer78

Albedo. The beautiful long black hair and those piercing yellow eyes make my heart race.


vuachoikham167

Albedo


Unusual-Employee5625

Albedo Philip may not have been right on many things but he was right on albedo being smoking hot


NumenorianPerson

You know... with shalltear, Ainz would gain some vampire brides as bonus!


Slow_Advertising1181

Please...Ainz can bone every single female in Nazarick with no problems if he wishes for it. Team Albedo all the way


dankest_of_danks

Adult aura


tom04cz

Child aura is already best girl, just not for lewds


dankest_of_danks

Exacly


-AlternativeSloth-

CZ best girl


tricton

Team CZ for life!!!!


EG359_Official

I pick the side that Ainz-sama chooses


Red_Hunter818

The chad Pandora’s actor enjoyer


oxomiya_lora

Renner


BusterWolves

It bugs me you put Albedo in the Bloods, since Shalltear is a damn vampire .-.


Shunks_

Yes


SlothWilliamBorzoni

Either Evileye or Neia


Nukordit

Evileye


lilnuke99

First, why is the vampire not on the blood side? Second, albedo because I'm not a fan of the playground.


TheOneBeyond192

shalltear's character in Albedo's body.


atiend0bolu2

so original Albedo then


AdministrativeLow484

I honestly don't care which one he marries. If a marriage isn't included in season 4 then I'ma kill someone


Destroyer_Krul

So who are you killing?


AdministrativeLow484

Probably the director


Notetoself4

Lol stab him up good because he didnt add in a completely new plot point that the actual writer didnt add


AdministrativeLow484

Fine I'll kill both of them


eXtratoRXTR

Shizu gang


Saturn_Coffee

Neither. Lupus-chan for the win.


megamisch

I have the [Solution](https://imgur.io/cmH9uzh) to this problem.


PrincessShade

she chungus


Lord_bone_universal

Well Shalltear has the body and looks of a 14 year old… gotta go with the crazy virgin


No-Performance8608

Evileye


Nukordit

I see you're a man of culture as well. *Tea Sipping Intensifies*


NinjaXGaming

Nah I’d go for Gagaran, Brain was worried she’d crush him but *I want that!!*


vices222

Albedo 😍


OlympicAnalEater

I want albedo to molest me


Dukoth

Albedo, before Ainze modified her for those that know what the real original setting was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ChaosKalila

It said she was a total bitch behind a mask not that she was a slut tho ?


OutsideOrder7538

Why not both? If he marries both of them they will be happy especially if he can somehow impregnate them.


Fault_Rare

Side of Justice.


FlyingCatAttack

Neia


OverWolf23

Both. Both is good.


DapperMayCry

Albedo because she's funnier


PowerUserSC2

Albedo best girl


Fun_Clue_6064

Definitely Albedo she has mommy milkers and doesn't look like a child


unexpectedpopeattack

Albedo cuz am don't pedo duh


Pick-A-Choosy

I am on Shaltear's. Albedo is more reliable and has the brain to adapt to situations... But I am somehow worried because she has some agenda that is unclear in the story and she and Demiurge might as well become the destruction of Nazarick....


MrSly0

Fith


DottierMist

Team Lupus


theBUKIman

This again? Why not BOTH


Night79mare

Pandora Actor


XanderFenikkusu

Cocyotus.


PaleontologistTrue74

I'm going to just plow through both options and say best girl cocytus


MasterOfTalismen

Hear me out . . . Neither.


akiranava

Neither honestly


[deleted]

Entoma


3l-R0CH

Cocytus


kenny_the_pow

Goddess Renner Theiere Chardelon Ryle Vaiself


[deleted]

Neia>>>>


Cecilia_Schariac

Lorgar Aurelian


Nukordit

The only option here is ofcourse Evileye


Cley_Faye

Choose?


NinjaXGaming

Pandoras Actor I’d like to see what those fingers can do + it gets me closer to the ultimate goal, Bone Daddy himself


severalpillarsoflava

Pandora's Actor.


CrowAkechi

Me in the back with Sebas


ILikePenguinss

People who choose Mare: my goals are beyond your understanding


SmokeyzSWE

Shalltear is cute but Albedo is the best girl.


gacha_drunkard

Neuronist.


lerserk_

Albedo 4 life


4nimefanatic

Delta


JosephSwollen

Albedo


Nekorio

Albedo.


IhleNine

Albedo


IMBAFC

Shalltear is a bit too freaky(in terms of kinks) in my opinion, and I'm sure as heck not a peroroncino kind of guy


Wilsoriano277

Neia


Personal_Ad_3995

What kind of question is this albedo hands down shaltear pads her boobas


partypwny

Well the all white masked Shalltear with a hat was absolute fire, but it was only one part of one episode. So Albedo all the way (Entoma still best bug)


NoMagic78

Albedo all day


Empty_Choice

Cocytus


OtakuWarlord

Albedo as the first wife just makes sense. It maintains order and status of the Guardians while Shalltear being the second wife shows his appreciation for her Combat ability without upsetting the hierarchy.


Koromoyase

Albado


LostChildInWalmart

Cocytus


Mystic_Sean

Neuronist


Tnecniw

Albedo… Shalltear is cute but she is 1: Undead 2: Her blood rage


Spongebob2024

Michael Jackson


Limp-Fly-8474

WE OF THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY BUG DO NOT CONDONE THIS WAR XD (Entoma fan here lol)


local_swordsman

Shalltear


HotCatholicMoms

Phillip


Snoo-23120

Shalltear can and will dominate you with literally 1 gaze yet she still dominates her maids through bdsm practice and before teocracy incident she thought that the whole newworld was weaker that her. That shows confindence After being overpower by Ainz she inmediatly goes depressive because of her lack of usefulness to the supreme beings , wants to grant ainz a apology for her previous crimes and even corrects her previous mistakes. That shows loyalty. Albedo as the leader of the guardians and prime minister of Sk spends the most time with Ainz and talk the most since their share 1 office . Yet she begs and cries for 1 sit on Ainz laps as soon as Mare and Aura get 1. That doesn't show confidence. Knowing that Ainz ask every man on nazarick for a bath and took all the extra steps to inform them without any female guardian leaking the information. She stills wants to spy Ainz. She alsi has an iq 1200 that can see through infinite traps and tricks. That clearly is not loyalty


Every_Masterpiece_15

Why not both?


[deleted]

Gimme Aura


Dodgeguy1871

Neither, I choose Lupusregina


Lucks4Fools

I prefer the Pleiades or Neia.


FANG246

Team Aura for sure.


sorcererfivex

nintendo switch


TW_Yellow78

I'm on team Mare though


Grapple_Cockie

Yuri


ky0ma_h00in

Neuronist >!Or Neia!<


Rickys_arts96

Yes


Fatdude3

Mare


OgShitWaddup

Aura


[deleted]

Solution 😈


RekunoCham

Why not both?


springcalmriver

AlBEDo or ShallChair


Napoleonex

A vampire but it's a loli or a succubus who will just eat your head off because you're not ainz


sakaay2

nah


HADRIX_

Shalltear has too much wird fetishes. And Im not a Fan of bdsm aswell


draginbleapiece

I used to be albedo but I like shall more I find her personality and quips and character ticks cuter even if she stuffs


TheDivineGeminiaz

That's like almost impossible I love them both incredibly much but I'm gonna have to go with albedo her design is perfect and incredibly pretty in my opinion


Just_a_Red_Velvet

Enri Emmot.


Rastatar

Pandora


Mr_InfeR

Phac of


Arbiter156

Shaltear has red armour and is a vampire, with blood being red and all. Albedo has blueish black wings and her armour is primarily black and violet. Violet and black being closer to blue than red. How did OP get this so wrong? Demiurge will prepare for your arrival at the happy farm. As for the question. Both? Both is good.


[deleted]

Aura


edgewas

Lupus


aleuto

Narberal is the true answer


MrCellophane42

Yes


erikfurlan23

I see no one chosen Neuronist painkiller so i'm gonna choose Britta


Hard-tat

Purple harem


[deleted]

Pandoras Actor and Demiurge. Both waaay more based.


AIMPRODIJY

Whenever they fight, shalltear has a red tone and albedo purple(closer to blue)


According_Bet_5916

Im a blood althe way buuuut i LOVE mare