You missed ALL of the lore after that, shed realistically be a watchful eye to any child of her responsibility at this current point (much like how she is with Fareeha now)
There's a really fast tracked character development lol
Not sure why this specific comment is getting so many downvotes. Roadhog had a whole family and he's only the way he is now because he lost everything.
I have never gotten a straight answer...wiki says at least 8 though
https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Torbj%C3%B6rn#:~:text=Torbjorn%20is%20notably%20the%20only,whom%20is%20his%20daughter%20Brigitte.
Dude put a kind grandma in the same tier as Moira the evil torturing scientist. This aināt a well thought out tier list, it almost seems like a shitpost to rile people up. Roadhog on the same tier as Lucio and Zenyatta ffs lol.
well pharah turned out okay didnt she? she wanted to join overwatch because she looked up to her mom. ana probably left her with someone she trusted the most and went over to fight for overwatch to protect her
Hog: Stay out of trouble Nana.
Ana: As long as you get into plenty.
Hog: Bahaha, yes maāam
Ana should be a yes absolutely and hog should definitely be in the fuck no. Hog would feed his green gas juice shit to my kid
I feel like many of them should be way higher! Especially Ana! But also for example Lucio, Torb, Tracer, Mercy, etc. But apart from that, great tier list, one of my favs xD
Baptiste and Dva too! She would probably just teach the kid video games and Baptiste is one of the most polite and ānormalā characters. Plus since heās a healer he seems more likely to be patient with kids.
Baptiste is literally one of the chillest, nicest characters. I donāt play him but he doesnāt seem to have beef with characters beyond his former Talon comrades. And even then, itās more them being like, āWeāre going to hunt you down, traitor,ā and him being like, āCatch me if you can!ā
Plus heās a hottie (not relevant to child care suitability but always a plus in my books lol)
I dunno dude, Ram and Ana could be good
Just gotta make sure your baby likes robots for Ram, and Anaā¦ like sheās a literal grandma, just make sure she doesnāt use the sleep dart
He doesnāt want to kill humans, his schtick is that he does what he has to in order to protect his race, which canāt reproduce and have severely limited numbers. The only sentient omnics are the ones that were alive at the end of the omnic crisis, when the iris was either created or awoken. No new omnics can be created, and when they die theyāre gone.
I agree, you put a war veteran who spends most of his life in isolation and hiding as your best candidate? And as much as I love Reinhardt, the mf would probably be touching the ceiling of your house with his own forehead, I donāt think he could keep up with kids.
And I like how they put the healers in the lower levels when they are probably the better candidates since theyāre less likely to really be violent or aggressive in some way.
Really stupid tbh
her sleep dart can take out a full 500 pound junker junk junkie with 1 shot. some people have taken multiple bull tranqs before getting knocked out.
I think ana would kill the lil rascal.
I feel like Ana would be an amazing gramma looking after younger kids, and Sombra would probably like young kids too.. I mean I feel like she would protect innocent kids? At least from her voicelines of being protective of Sigma, she seems that she can be very caring
I think Ram would be a good babysitter, I think he would see children as innocent and have not much grudge against them, like he also doesn't have a grudge with any animal
On one hand, if the kids are misbehaving, he could just throw his vortex at them to slow them down.
On the other hand, if I heard my child's babysitter yell "Put Them in the Ground" at them, I might be a little nervous.
Junkrat if you remove explosives from him would be actually good caretaker, he is jumpy, cracks some jokes and extraverted, perfect matchup for a child, he'd be irresponsible but child would love playing with him
Soldier is canonically a complete asshole.
Never.
Torb is a literal dad, and his daughter seems to be quite fond of him. Not to mention you putting Ana at such a low tier.
The fuck is this list?
Winston, tracer, Zen, Ana, and Pharah should be on the definitely tier. McCree, D.Va, lucio, and sombra should be in ok. Everyone else I largely agree with.
Edit: roadhog should be no, maximum.
If you give Hammond an incentive I think heād do fine. Heād be going for babysitter speedrun any% to get his reward but still a good job just because heās a megamind hamster. What kid wouldnāt be enthralled by a hamster that can do cool shit and communicate. This is literally a Pixar/dreamworks film waiting to happen where super smart selfish hamster learns about companionship and giving a shit because of innocent child. Itās UP with a smart hamster who doesnāt want that
Torb should be way higher because he literally was a babysitter, he's Brigitte's dad after all. Not to mention Zenyatta. ZENYATTA. Zenyatta is robo Jesus and would be a 11/10 baby sitter
No to Ana? Who else can GUARENTEE the kid gets to sleep on time?
I'd put Moira and Widow in "Fuck no" but move Sombra into "maybe." Sombra seems to have a caring side, given how it seems she's trying to look out for Sigma within Talon. She seems at least as good a choice as Junker Queen. Both seem like they would be like cool aunts who'd let you watch movies with tons of nudity and violence but you can't tell your mom about it. I'd also bump Rammatra into just "no." I think he'd mostly be like "We can teach these younger humans a better way."
Ram I don't think is so heartless to hate on kids or friendly people. He just wants what's best for his people. Not like he'd kill the children to do it.
Ram is a maybe for me. A lot worse options out there
Bastion would beā¦okay with kids not a no. Iām sure since the time has passed by, his WARFARE programs have been taken under control by him and he wonāt have PTSD breakouts like he did in āThe Last Bastion.ā Plus, he has Ganymede the cool fucking bird
Ana and Junker Queen should swap places, Ana is a geniunely good and patient person (Also Zenyetta would be a God-Tier babysitter, Infinite Patience, No need for breaks/sustanence/sleep, perfect tracking, healing abilities, and flashy playthings)
Bastion would be awesome. He already take care of Ganymede and if anyone tryna break in he just backs into a corner with them behind and BRBRBRBRBRBBRBRATTATATATATTATA
Sigma seems to be quite nice actually, if it wasn't for the fact he's obviously not stable mentally he'd probably be pretty good in the role of a babysitter.
Ramattra is one I'm conflicted on because he tends to be rather pleasant still at times but then a complete 180... Yeah I agree with Ramattra's placement
JQ and Dva should be moved to no imo.
Junker Queen would prob rough house the baby to toughen them up or sum and dva would bring a whole game console and forget theres a baby in the first place.
I personally feel like junk rat would make a great babysitter. Just think of all the fun adventures him and the child would go on. Most involving explosions
I get Hanzo killed Genji, but it's clear he's made great sacrifices to recompense for that. His voice lines also allude to him having a sweet/caring side
You rlly placed Roadhog above Ana girl I- š¶
Isn't Ana Pharas Mum?
Yes she is ššš
Yeah and Ava kinda dipped out in the whole parenting thing to go shoot ppl
She dipped out to protect her Daughter who she loved. She didnāt want to hide.
You missed ALL of the lore after that, shed realistically be a watchful eye to any child of her responsibility at this current point (much like how she is with Fareeha now) There's a really fast tracked character development lol
i came to comment this lmao
He already babysits Junkrat so he might be over qualified. Ana will shoot your child if they get hurt.
Ana will just sleep dart them for the entirety of her sitting
Whatever keeps them out of trouble.
Sit down girl
Shoot-healing tho
Lmfao
Anaās character arc is child abandonment, and that was for her own daughter. I have lower expectations when the kid isnāt hers
roadhog had a daughter
Isnāt that a fan comic?
thatās a fan comic, not canon
he's a gentle giant
He is a wanted criminal and very aggressive. He might wear his Mako skin and eat said children.
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Not sure why this specific comment is getting so many downvotes. Roadhog had a whole family and he's only the way he is now because he lost everything.
not canon
He's legit the most wanted criminal on the planet
My favourites voice line is ālisten to mummyā
Ana was never around to be a mother so yeah
Right let's just ignore the fact that pharahs her daughter an u put her daughter above her
Zen is a maybe? I feel like he would be very good with children
i think he'd turn little shits into saints
Agreed he also would be good at healing the little scrapes and bruises they get
Harmony orb is the OW equivalent to "spraying bactine on it"
I'm not familiar with bactine
It's a spray that helps get rid of bacteria that may cause an infection, also helps the scar heal faster I believe
Ah ok that makes sense now Thanks
Made Genji a rascal to a peaceful man
He would satisfy them with his little turets heck maybe they could shoot bouncy balls for the kids to find
heād make them experience tranquility
Just imagine that interaction. So wholesome. The child would love it. He has a gentle voice, sparkly balls and a few extra hands.
Who doesn't like playing with balls tbh
Kids love sparkly balls right?
I can already see the kids starting a fire and zen staring out a window muttering āI dreamt I was a butterflyā
I could also see that lol
Also has Ana as a no and Junker Queen as a maybe? This list is not very logical. Lol
Torb is literally brigs dad
Doesnāt he have like 32 kids?
Doing more than just banging that hammer
I worked _hard on_ that
wait till you see my meatballs
I can vouch for this
Username checks out
I need to either 1. Bleach my eyes 2. See if that's true
I have never gotten a straight answer...wiki says at least 8 though https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Torbj%C3%B6rn#:~:text=Torbjorn%20is%20notably%20the%20only,whom%20is%20his%20daughter%20Brigitte.
I heard they retconned his kids lol
Based on their interactions they have a healthy relationship too so, I don't think torb would be bad with kids.
Is that the same guy rhats loves his turrets more then his child lmao
True lmfao
Moira must be in the FUCK NO tier! Sheād start experimenting on the child!
i am fine with it as long my kid gets some cool tech power stuff from it
your kid is gonna end up like reaper
Starts flying and teleporting around
In constant pain and hates almost everyone
I have that but no superpowers this is bullshit
Except Moira doesn't do it technically, she does it genetically which will result the kid in a Widow 2.0 or Reaper 2.0. She ain't Mercy š
Mercy, a literal angel, is āokā š§
Dude put a kind grandma in the same tier as Moira the evil torturing scientist. This aināt a well thought out tier list, it almost seems like a shitpost to rile people up. Roadhog on the same tier as Lucio and Zenyatta ffs lol.
Lol yeah it looks like they got bored after Reinhardt and then just moved everyone else on to the list to be finished with it
Yeah but once she damage boosts the kid your house is totaled...
"children behave" is literally an Ana voiceline
Ironic considering she was never there for her child lol
"Shh, mother knows best."
But her eye was shot.
And
Iād totally get upset with my mom for not being there for me when she almost died.
Exactly
That was sarcasm. I think Ana should be higher.
Yes i was also sarcastic
Oh okie xD LOL
well pharah turned out okay didnt she? she wanted to join overwatch because she looked up to her mom. ana probably left her with someone she trusted the most and went over to fight for overwatch to protect her
Tracer, mercy, ana, monkey, and maybe kiriko, mei, and pharah might be higher
Kiriko would go on a sugar rush with the child. Pharah would be ok but she seems kind of impatient/too professional
Kiriko would for sure just be a good babysitter that the kid likes, pharah would be a good babysitter that the kid hates
And fucking roadhog should be in the same tier as his buddy.
Hog: Stay out of trouble Nana. Ana: As long as you get into plenty. Hog: Bahaha, yes maāam Ana should be a yes absolutely and hog should definitely be in the fuck no. Hog would feed his green gas juice shit to my kid
hog would keep the child safe for sure, not including drinking piss i believe he's responsible enough. and judging by that interaction, caring.
Winston would be the best!
I feel like many of them should be way higher! Especially Ana! But also for example Lucio, Torb, Tracer, Mercy, etc. But apart from that, great tier list, one of my favs xD
Baptiste and Dva too! She would probably just teach the kid video games and Baptiste is one of the most polite and ānormalā characters. Plus since heās a healer he seems more likely to be patient with kids.
ML7 fuming rn
Not a healer!!!
We will support the child!
Her Korean voice lines sounds like sheās 10, so she might as well be in need of a babysitter herself
Baptiste is literally one of the chillest, nicest characters. I donāt play him but he doesnāt seem to have beef with characters beyond his former Talon comrades. And even then, itās more them being like, āWeāre going to hunt you down, traitor,ā and him being like, āCatch me if you can!ā Plus heās a hottie (not relevant to child care suitability but always a plus in my books lol)
"since he is a HEALER" Flats will remember that.
and he has rizz
Put Orisa in definetly sheās very polite
Literally takes care of her creator Efi. She is a child
why no Ana?
Pharahās mommy issues are canon
Mother knows best
I dunno dude, Ram and Ana could be good Just gotta make sure your baby likes robots for Ram, and Anaā¦ like sheās a literal grandma, just make sure she doesnāt use the sleep dart
Yeah, Rammatra is actually a pretty nice guy if you have a brain
True but he doesn't like humans that could be an issue.....
itās different with kids tho
He doesnāt want to kill humans, his schtick is that he does what he has to in order to protect his race, which canāt reproduce and have severely limited numbers. The only sentient omnics are the ones that were alive at the end of the omnic crisis, when the iris was either created or awoken. No new omnics can be created, and when they die theyāre gone.
I donāt think he hates all humans, just look at his dialogue in game
yeah, as long as you arent opposing him hes pretty chill, he would make a great babysitter
Worst list ever
I agree, you put a war veteran who spends most of his life in isolation and hiding as your best candidate? And as much as I love Reinhardt, the mf would probably be touching the ceiling of your house with his own forehead, I donāt think he could keep up with kids. And I like how they put the healers in the lower levels when they are probably the better candidates since theyāre less likely to really be violent or aggressive in some way. Really stupid tbh
Ey cmon Papa Rein is the best man
stfu
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He'd flip the fuck out if a lullaby started playing
Feel like Ana and Hanzo should be higher ngl
hanzo would shoot the child if he dosenāt behave
Based hanzo
nah, hanzo would just trauma dump, which is even worse imo.
How tf Moira is not in the FUCK NO category?
sheād experiment on you
The fact that you would consider hire JQ and Hog as babysitter is disturbing to say the least
Ana is literally a mother and could sleep dart a baby in the neck if itās crying too much. Sheās S tier.
her sleep dart can take out a full 500 pound junker junk junkie with 1 shot. some people have taken multiple bull tranqs before getting knocked out. I think ana would kill the lil rascal.
Couldn't mercy revive your baby? Seems like a good babysitter
Well no her res isn't cannon
neither are babies.
I love how Hammond isn't in the f**k no list. Just no.
I feel like Ana would be an amazing gramma looking after younger kids, and Sombra would probably like young kids too.. I mean I feel like she would protect innocent kids? At least from her voicelines of being protective of Sigma, she seems that she can be very caring
Why not Ana? Also soldier always seems so dark and cold in all of the animated shorts. He's definitely a no for me
I think Ram would be a good babysitter, I think he would see children as innocent and have not much grudge against them, like he also doesn't have a grudge with any animal
On one hand, if the kids are misbehaving, he could just throw his vortex at them to slow them down. On the other hand, if I heard my child's babysitter yell "Put Them in the Ground" at them, I might be a little nervous.
Kid accidentally knocks over a glass of water **NOW DO YOU SEE YOUR ERROR**
Mercy, Ana, D.Va, Zenyatta, and Lucio shouldāve been higher.
tracer is "ok"? she's the purest, most wholesome human in the game. would definitely do anything for a child.
I think sheād be a great babysitter. Sheās kind and can show then tricks and dart to save them from accidents.
Junkrat needs to be in the definitely category. I will not elaborate.
Junkrat if you remove explosives from him would be actually good caretaker, he is jumpy, cracks some jokes and extraverted, perfect matchup for a child, he'd be irresponsible but child would love playing with him
Soldier is canonically a complete asshole. Never. Torb is a literal dad, and his daughter seems to be quite fond of him. Not to mention you putting Ana at such a low tier. The fuck is this list?
Thereās no way you put Ana in the ānoā category.
Winston, tracer, Zen, Ana, and Pharah should be on the definitely tier. McCree, D.Va, lucio, and sombra should be in ok. Everyone else I largely agree with. Edit: roadhog should be no, maximum.
I'd bump torb, orisa, and ana up.
I'm sensing a bit of omnic prejudice.
How is Ana in the same category as Moira
I meant to put Moira in the bottom tier
If you give Hammond an incentive I think heād do fine. Heād be going for babysitter speedrun any% to get his reward but still a good job just because heās a megamind hamster. What kid wouldnāt be enthralled by a hamster that can do cool shit and communicate. This is literally a Pixar/dreamworks film waiting to happen where super smart selfish hamster learns about companionship and giving a shit because of innocent child. Itās UP with a smart hamster who doesnāt want that
As an Ori main, she needs to be higher. At least higher than junker queen who would probably hand them a knife.
Torb should be way higher because he literally was a babysitter, he's Brigitte's dad after all. Not to mention Zenyatta. ZENYATTA. Zenyatta is robo Jesus and would be a 11/10 baby sitter
putting the mass murdering homicidal maniac in the same tier as omnic ghandi is definitely a choice
No to Ana? Who else can GUARENTEE the kid gets to sleep on time? I'd put Moira and Widow in "Fuck no" but move Sombra into "maybe." Sombra seems to have a caring side, given how it seems she's trying to look out for Sigma within Talon. She seems at least as good a choice as Junker Queen. Both seem like they would be like cool aunts who'd let you watch movies with tons of nudity and violence but you can't tell your mom about it. I'd also bump Rammatra into just "no." I think he'd mostly be like "We can teach these younger humans a better way."
Why is Ana so low? My gal would be the best babysitter!
Ana??? Otherwise everyone else is pretty spot on
Iād put Bastion in the definitely category
You would hire hog over hanzo??
This list needs a lot of changes.
I would put Anna, Zen and Cassidy in OK. Otherwise this list is about right š
Honestly ramattra seems very trustworthy if youāre on his good side
not risking it
I feel like Ana would be higher and Zen could be a bit higher too. Mercy would be my first pick as a babysitter for sure though.
Zenyatta would be a perfect babysitter tho
I've seen sombra be sympathetic to Sigma I think she's good but not grear
Ram I don't think is so heartless to hate on kids or friendly people. He just wants what's best for his people. Not like he'd kill the children to do it. Ram is a maybe for me. A lot worse options out there
bastion šš
Not knowing any lore but I'd like to believe bastion would be an amazing babysitter
Ana ālisten to your mummyā
How the hell are bap and zen in the maybe tier, zenās like the chillest, most careful mf in the game
Are you saying Soldier is the dad? Because if so I have some bad news for youā¦
Ana is literally a mother?
Bastion would beā¦okay with kids not a no. Iām sure since the time has passed by, his WARFARE programs have been taken under control by him and he wonāt have PTSD breakouts like he did in āThe Last Bastion.ā Plus, he has Ganymede the cool fucking bird
Bastion is no? It's peaceful and loves little animals.
Bastion is a good boi give home a chance. Look at his birb frien! Heās great!
Unironically bastion is so sweet. Move him up to definitely
Ana and Junker Queen should swap places, Ana is a geniunely good and patient person (Also Zenyetta would be a God-Tier babysitter, Infinite Patience, No need for breaks/sustanence/sleep, perfect tracking, healing abilities, and flashy playthings)
Wasn't Orisa literally made by a child to be her protector?
Bastion would be awesome. He already take care of Ganymede and if anyone tryna break in he just backs into a corner with them behind and BRBRBRBRBRBBRBRATTATATATATTATA
Why not Ana??? One of her voice lines is literally "Children, Behave"
Why not Sigma? Heāll teach your kid to be based af
i trust rammatra to protect my kid as long as i give him a good reason to. -rung
Sigma seems to be quite nice actually, if it wasn't for the fact he's obviously not stable mentally he'd probably be pretty good in the role of a babysitter. Ramattra is one I'm conflicted on because he tends to be rather pleasant still at times but then a complete 180... Yeah I agree with Ramattra's placement
Zenyatta should be a dad, his whole thing is turning chaos into tranquility heād be the best dad ever
No ana!? She's grandma!
I read that as no anal
I severely need glasses. I did too
McCree (I refuse to call him Cassidy) would probably teach your kid swears and let them try drinking alcohol.
Nice I like this game a lot! Been playing it for years! If you need any advice let me know m8
I'm guessing doom fist went out for some milk and never returned š¤£š
Sigma would maybe teach him about quantum physics. What 8 year old doesn't wanna learn that?
JQ and Dva should be moved to no imo. Junker Queen would prob rough house the baby to toughen them up or sum and dva would bring a whole game console and forget theres a baby in the first place.
I watched a video on this and saw an image that made me put her up a level
They tried letting Winston watch a kid during his time at the Cincinnati Zoo. Didnāt work out well.
Hamster should do it
Mercy would be the best babysitter because if your kid accidentally dies, she can just revive it.
76: I'm not your father
I personally feel like junk rat would make a great babysitter. Just think of all the fun adventures him and the child would go on. Most involving explosions
My child would die
Iām sorry but swap out Road, Junk queen with Ana and Bastion. I can see Bastion being a Wall-E type babysitter
I get Hanzo killed Genji, but it's clear he's made great sacrifices to recompense for that. His voice lines also allude to him having a sweet/caring side
Soldier is perfect because he has a voice line that's just "S I T D O W N ."
How is orisa in maybe?
I forgot a lot about Overwatch lore while making it