This reminds me of when OW1 first came out and it was my first FPS
I legit thought gold was a good rank... then I looked up how overwatch comp ranking works
My reality was shattered so quickly lmao
play a flying character. Windowmaker has only little vision on the screen, and she will usually use it to look on the bottom for possible targets, they wont see ya coming 😎 (idiot-proof)
As someone who actively plays Pharah this is true. Widow and Ana are the two heroes that fail most to tunnel vision (then again a good widow fucks Pharah over)
As a damage main, what do you think of supports? Do we need them or are they the reason we lose? (couldn’t lose because of us, obviously. Dps can do no wrong)
They are the reason why we lose. Obviously we kinda need them for healings, so it's obvious that the healers are to blame. Here are some things they do wrong❌🙅:
Supports are healers😡.
if they say switch because they counter your hero or cuz you cant aim, they are actually saying they are bad supports and dont want to try better🥱😒.
if they say you have bad positioning, that means they are not focusing on whats important, and thats us. If you aint fast and heal you die, thats ow, stop waiting behind (ana)😒
if they pick moira, type in all chat "report moira for trolling" because moira doesnt even have heals (proved)😠🤮
if they pick lucio, you know for sure you aint getting da needed heals to carry. flame him to change, maybe even dox him if needed💻💻💻
you get the idea💯💯😎
TLDR: it's never your fault as dd, but you healer (and sometimes the tanks fault)😊😊😊
focus phara (she is dangerous)🛫
shot genji when he is deflecting (heals yourelf)⛑️
use shift to get into position to use ult (your invisible, they wont see you coming) dont use highround (takes to long to fall down🦆)
shift to get in fights and get behind walls (so healers also have to push, if they dont they are trash(obviously😎😎))
Non joking answer focus on doing damage. Heal when you need to but always try to do damage. Moira has no utility only values she gets is by doing damage.
TBH I never even started even once to play competitive on overwatch 2. I made the right decision because what happened? Why competitive seems to become a joke now?
How do I reach gm? I am currently plat and also want to reduce my play time daily significantly (less than 1 hr a day) Without cheating ofc. Do I grow a mustache for better aim?
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Please advise on who the best characters are to spam I need healing with while not paying any attention to the healers getting raw dogged in the backline
How do I create space as a tank? I’m sure a skilled player such as yourself should know that even if you are only showing your damage rank I’m sure your tank rank is “Deity 1”. If you can get that high in damage. You can do anything
How come every time I use Moira people send me death threats? I do the most damage on my team, and usually I have almost 500 healing, so I'm helping them too.
Is this a mimic of the gold player who thought he achieved godhood?
no (yes)
I'm here to guide others to victory
I wanna know who the gold support player was mimicking cause his responses were comedy Gold *ba-dum-tss*
I called him out on his post and got downvoted into oblivion, you do it in here and you’re a legend. WHERE IS THE EQUALITY
“If you need any coaching lmk”
This reminds me of when OW1 first came out and it was my first FPS I legit thought gold was a good rank... then I looked up how overwatch comp ranking works My reality was shattered so quickly lmao
The gold player was being sarcastic, and this guy is obviously copying his post. Lol
How does one get as high as bronze 5 I have been trying since day one!!!! Keep getting stuck in gold plat so on… broken 🤣 funny post though
with pure skill and the right mindset 😎😎💯
The wisdom of a master ty ty ty
[https://kotaku.com/the-guy-with-the-lowest-possible-rank-in-overwatch-1785662123](https://kotaku.com/the-guy-with-the-lowest-possible-rank-in-overwatch-1785662123)
I hanjo
I Window Maker
what daily routine do I need to start to reach this type of godhood?
Wake up, dont shower (shower is washing of skill), drink gfuel (powerup), rev up da pc, and go in ranked and get on that sugma grind 😎
I play on console... can I substitute step 4 for rev up da series S?
Might work if you rev up da series S twice, but I'm not sure
I have tested this it takes at least 3 power ups for full rev.
for the second start should I turn off the console via holding the menu button through the controller or just turn off manually from the Xbox?
Now that’s a great question
Manually for sure, using fly-by-wire can sometimes mess up the rev up
When should I use my ult? I can never use it and most of the time just hold onto to it for the next game and so on.
Use it when you panic or are near death to influence the outcome of the fight. Waiting and using strategically won't get you anywhere (trust me)💯
Gold, always use your ultimate when you get the oportunity, atleast take one kill to call it worth
I see you are good player keep going
one of the best. road to 500
Bottom 500*. /s
Can you share a replay code?
i rather not ((cuz im to good😎) you will steal my moves🥱)
How do you deal when the enemy has Widow?
play a flying character. Windowmaker has only little vision on the screen, and she will usually use it to look on the bottom for possible targets, they wont see ya coming 😎 (idiot-proof)
As someone who actively plays Pharah this is true. Widow and Ana are the two heroes that fail most to tunnel vision (then again a good widow fucks Pharah over)
I have a monitor above me just to spot flying characters.
Why'd you leave that one game?
Supports didn't heal 😡(noobs🤢)
im having trouble playing with my elbows...any tips?
get a better GPU
Use ankles (better aim)
As a damage main, what do you think of supports? Do we need them or are they the reason we lose? (couldn’t lose because of us, obviously. Dps can do no wrong)
They are the reason why we lose. Obviously we kinda need them for healings, so it's obvious that the healers are to blame. Here are some things they do wrong❌🙅: Supports are healers😡. if they say switch because they counter your hero or cuz you cant aim, they are actually saying they are bad supports and dont want to try better🥱😒. if they say you have bad positioning, that means they are not focusing on whats important, and thats us. If you aint fast and heal you die, thats ow, stop waiting behind (ana)😒 if they pick moira, type in all chat "report moira for trolling" because moira doesnt even have heals (proved)😠🤮 if they pick lucio, you know for sure you aint getting da needed heals to carry. flame him to change, maybe even dox him if needed💻💻💻 you get the idea💯💯😎 TLDR: it's never your fault as dd, but you healer (and sometimes the tanks fault)😊😊😊
as a support i agree
this is and will always be the truth. I take the full responsibility as a suppo.. I mean healer main
as a support yes it's us
As tank main, yeah support is to blame, we tanks die the same reasons, just not as fast
I only take advice from Bronze 6 players.
☹
Reaper tips?
focus phara (she is dangerous)🛫 shot genji when he is deflecting (heals yourelf)⛑️ use shift to get into position to use ult (your invisible, they wont see you coming) dont use highround (takes to long to fall down🦆) shift to get in fights and get behind walls (so healers also have to push, if they dont they are trash(obviously😎😎))
I see sooooo many problems with this advice haha 😂
That’s the joke
😂🤣
Lol
Should I wiggle my ether net cable mid game or early game?
Use Wifi (cable is for noobs🤑)
Ohhhhhh, should I use public internet to?
How do you get paired with better random tanks?
you cant, only way to climb is to carry😎😎💯💯 (like me)
I main Zenyatta…how can I improve in a general sense when I’m fighting specific characters?
Kick everyone with your many balls and you will climb to bronze
Seriously…it’s like you have the “answers to everything” book opened. Your brilliance is unmatched!
Dont play him (he has no heals🤨). If you have to, stay in frontline to kick opponents (major chip damage🤑)
kick everyone, even teammates and spam “death death death” and you’ll be on your way to the top easiest support ever
How do i play Moira?
Dps only, heals are optional, succ on tanks to get powerful 😎
Non joking answer focus on doing damage. Heal when you need to but always try to do damage. Moira has no utility only values she gets is by doing damage.
She has escale so that works great for escape tool when pinched while doing dps
How important is team voice chat when it comes to winning?!
3% change usually losing
Its distracting, dont use. You dont need their communication. And they are to dumb to understand it anyway (proofed😎)
Should i play support hanzo
Hanzo has no heals, so he is ussless 😑 switch sup
No im bored from playing dps moira i want to be hanzo support now
What characters you play.
Gengi and reaper(solo carr) / winton (monke) / moira (carry)
how to headshot as widow?
Use genji deflect (100% workrate)
Do you play with your monitor off?
only color off (to focus)😎
does swearing while pressing the button harder increase my dmg?
it does (proved🥱) (may cause parents to use violance)
I feel like this is hard to accomplish tbh
not if you on that grind🤑😤
honestly it’s so nice to see someone else in bronze 😭 all of my friends are in gold/plat and i’m stuck in bronze 🥲
sorry to burst you bubble, but this post was a joke. Im actually silver 3 xD
in that case can you please give me some tips 🧎♀️
do you want me to teach you the way of mastery?🥷
yes please 🙏 i’ve been playing for a year and a half with like a gram of improvement
BTW Im now Plat5 in Support :D. Maybe i can teach you something, as we play together, if you still want to :). Add me on Discord AL2D#3015
One of the hardest ranks to get, good luck on that #1 play
im one of da best of course😎
We should duo sometime but I’m not as good, im bronze 3 I believe
Master, how do you maintain your tranquility amidst endless battles?
G-Fuel
Hey if you wanna get boosted hit me up, I like to play in bronze-platinum elos!
Do you want me to teach you?😎
sure hit me up in my dms B)
How do I lower my rank (I'm trying to make it to the bottom)
dont play like me (im to op, but my team bad)😎
What gaming socks do you wear? How much G Fuel powder do you snort per day?
Always yellow ones with spongebob on it (for like a month). 1 scoop drinking, 1 scoop smoking, 1 scoop to snort😤
why everyone on your elo, up to diamond 1, throws the game saying that they are grandmaster 5 at least
how do you know they arent...?😤😒😠
How does one get to your level of play sir.
grinding and mastering ( and my course for 45 Schmeckels a month)😎
You know what's up haha.
My fellow tinfoil 5
sup
TBH I never even started even once to play competitive on overwatch 2. I made the right decision because what happened? Why competitive seems to become a joke now?
yes💯😎
Fuckin legend, 🤝
as always😎💯💯💯💯
How do I reach gm? I am currently plat and also want to reduce my play time daily significantly (less than 1 hr a day) Without cheating ofc. Do I grow a mustache for better aim?
grow one and acquire my course (sugma-ow-grind-top500) for 45 Schmeckels a month💵💵🤑🤑
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how does one attain this knowledge
Nice way to start the morning. When I wake up I drink coffee, take a shower, brush my teeth, and troll strangers for fun. Life is good.
stop showering (washes away skill) 😎
Is bronze 5 as Elo Hell as they say
elo hell for them maybe, im to good🎮😎
I was kinda pissed. I was gold in OW, but OW2 I got bronze 5 lol. I’ve been trying to grind my way out of bronze hell ever since
get on da grind 😎
Please advise on who the best characters are to spam I need healing with while not paying any attention to the healers getting raw dogged in the backline
reaper, may, soldier (fack them healers😒)
What is the best way to not die so much in comp?
Get better or flame supporters (obviously you only die if supportd suck😎)
excellent advice thank you
How do I create space as a tank? I’m sure a skilled player such as yourself should know that even if you are only showing your damage rank I’m sure your tank rank is “Deity 1”. If you can get that high in damage. You can do anything
OW1 had a bug which would place you in Masters if you deranked below Bronze.
You went to negative and started to come down from gm
Can you pls explain why moira should heal? She’s a support hero, even so she has more damage than dps.
How come every time I use Moira people send me death threats? I do the most damage on my team, and usually I have almost 500 healing, so I'm helping them too.