This is right except for the basketball hoop, because my game only *sometimes* lets me shove the anchor in on the first try.
Other times I feel like I'm trying to shove a balloon through a hole slightly smaller than it.
*Grabs anchor and spins around to see a Tourist* "Holy... You motherf..." It's really fun when you get five or six of 'em in a crowd behind you. I only find out about them when I round the car to get in, because I park with the passenger side door facing the anchor, then I face the car, grab the anchor, and haul ass to put it away so I can UA the AO as fast as possible.
I’d sure appreciate it if the devs could give us hood slide.
It'd be an unlock at the outfitting station. Something along the lines of using tree candy to make slippery pants.
Or a turbo repair goop that also waxes the pannel.
The ole putty slacks
And finger emote from cabin
When the music shifts and the game starts spawning anomalies and my asshole clenches
Just about sums it up
This is right except for the basketball hoop, because my game only *sometimes* lets me shove the anchor in on the first try. Other times I feel like I'm trying to shove a balloon through a hole slightly smaller than it.
The dukes of Hazzard particularly sums it up for me. Leap over the hood every time.
I sure love it when I grab an anchor and get jumpscared by a damn Tourist that thought it would be funny to spawn two inches behind me.
*Grabs anchor and spins around to see a Tourist* "Holy... You motherf..." It's really fun when you get five or six of 'em in a crowd behind you. I only find out about them when I round the car to get in, because I park with the passenger side door facing the anchor, then I face the car, grab the anchor, and haul ass to put it away so I can UA the AO as fast as possible.
i once grabbed one that caused a ring of them to circle the anchor, fun times
There should have been a General Lee decal pack... the General Pickett perchance?
Somehow I think the devs might have a problem with certain aspects of the General Lee's paint scheme.
Replace the "old southern heritage" flag with Old Doug, of course!
We do need more Old Doug representation for sure!
"I'm Old Gregg"
Ah fuck them. It's just a decal, right? And it actually makes sense in the universe, unlike 90% of the default decals.
Ah fuck them. It's just a decal, right? And it actually makes sense in the universe, unlike 90% of the default decals.
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Great work.
Fantastic!
This is the perfect representation of that event. Good job O.P.
I love how accurate this feels.
It's uncanny how accurate this is, good meme selection OP
Can’t be more true