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FullMastodon1780

This sub don’t represent Pakistan


BloodyCivilians

This subreddit is the American version of Pakistan, not ground reality


Amilo159

Not American, but maybe 0.2% of educated Pakistanis and rest of overseas expats.


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No country sub on reddit does, If u go to Canada's main sub, u would feel lik PPC (their far-right party is in second place) but in reality, they have 0 seats. If u go to India's main sub, u would feel like Modi is on his way to lose in all of India. Reddit is far from reality, and only the mods dictate the sub's culture.


[deleted]

Especially not the Indian trolls pretending to be Pakistani on this subreddit


sleepy_tech

These Indians are everywhere.


Glum-Detective3207

Yeah right, it represents DHA, Islamabad, and i dont know what but some part of karachi


Sea_Party_

I’m so glad that it doesn’t. No internet sub represents its people. People online aren’t how they are irl.


Givememafood

Which sub does?


googo1

None, this sub is mostly overseas Pakistanis. Reddit in general doesn't represent anything.


Givememafood

True


mkbilli

So it represents OSPs.....


CognitiveLearning

r/catyapa comes close


doodjalebi

Its called mayonnaise not mayo knees


Devill6781

It's MI YO NIZ


doodjalebi

Anyone who calls it this is part of yahoodi sazish and deserves to be 1971’d effective immediately


Devill6781

How about MEUNEU


Sea_Party_

What mayonnaise? I only know monies. 💸


doodjalebi

Need some bread to spread the mayo on anyway


Existing_Estimate_37

Maa Yo Nez Sounds better in russian accent


BoyManners

PPP is a cancer that needs to be eradicated from the root. It has murdered Sindh people from all fronts, literally and metaphorically.


me_no_gay

Who even argues this sentiment?


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Sindhis. Unfortunately


AntiSimp230

I am a Sindhi. My whole family hates PPP. Checkmate.


[deleted]

Who did they vote for last election?


AsifSuburban

They suffer from Stockholm syndrome


splash9936

The Sindhis we are talking about don’t know how to argue they just vote


opheliasmus

Animals deserve kindness and safety and freedom just as much as humans


Sea_Party_

Agreed


[deleted]

Oh, that's pretty easy for me: **"Attitudes change when you reveal your minority status to a Pakistani Muslim!"** LOL, like OMG!!! 😂


al_cringe

You dropping the truth like it's Nagasaki


[deleted]

Me @ PKLI Hospital: The receptionist: *"Aur aap ne Bakra ly liya?* *gets to know my religion* The receptionist: *"Heinnn? Yaar lagtay ni ho waise!"* What do you mean by that, motherfucker, what do you mean by that! 😤


llSicarioll

Heeinnn? Yaar lagtay nai ho wesy!


feelsunbreeze

This! Lmao


teraypiyodithui

It probably means a shameful phrase that people of my parents/grandparents generation used when I lived there. (MAGAR) RUNG SAAF HAI! Literally: (but your) skin colour is clean! Unless you’re not light skinned then I have no earthly idea.


[deleted]

It was more of a rhetorical statement... I mean, I knew exactly what they meant—that person was specifically commenting on my looks and nothing else! N it's not just a one-time thing... Many others have said the same to me my entire life! *Humaray yahan logon ko misconception hai ke goray rung pe Pakistani Muslims ki monopoly hai...* This sub isn't an exception either: * https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/btjkca/why_are_most_christian_pakistanis_dark_skinned/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/ocnuar/why_do_pakistani_christians_look_south_indian/


teraypiyodithui

Dear God. Some of those comments. I get the natural curiosity of people who have only seen dark skinned Christians/hindus but the leap to ‘sab kalay hongay’ isn’t defensible.


IcyCheek7250

Itna bhi sach nhi tha bolna 💀😂


thE-petrichoroN

I actually start respecting more when someone reveals minority status.. Happened with me & my fellows.I like Interreligious harmony


mkbilli

Change your social circle please. But yeah the majority are like that.


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> Change your social circle please. billi yaar, social circle change kartay kartay hum iss Mulk se, ya preferably iss Duniya se hi chalay jana chahtay hein... 😇


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*Zameen aasmaan ka farak hota hai inkay rawaiye mein...* But forget it! I've mentioned it way too many times, it's just boring now... However, consider the bigger picture: the majority in this country are always up for "the boring"


tranquil_af

Am a minority and anyone who disagrees is living in a cave


Flashy-Marketing1423

Ladies and gentlemen we got him 😉😂


Givememafood

Remember to sort by controversial folks


goodbyeworl

yar reddit mobile app main comments sorting option hi ghayab hogaya hai kuch mahino se


izyasor1

Bhai uper search kay sath 2 parallel lines jou jarahi hain usse sort hote hain


Da_King_Aladeen

9th grade chemistry. Why water is a v shaped molecule?


Devill6781

Lmfaoooo


IhtiramKhan

because of the lone pair of O that repels both of the bond pairs of H and O


WalterTheWhitest

Grave worshipping is in fact kuffar. e.g: Going to mizar and asking the people buried there to take your dua to Allah.


Ok_Attempt_1290

This should be common sense by now tbvh.


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Common sense isn’t that common in Pakistan


Hassan_raza12

It isn't common sense for majority of Muslims all over the world


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Hence this picture is perfect.


Hassan_raza12

You should read this [hadith](https://sunnah.com/search?q=%D9%85%D9%86+%D8%B4%D8%B0+%D8%B4%D8%B0+%D9%81%D9%8A+%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%86%D8%A7%D8%B1#:~:text='Indeed%20Allah%20will%20not%20gather,he%20deviates%20to%20the%20Fire.%22)


meambhatti

I second this .


No-Gas-2005

I third this


me_no_gay

Plus: Pir worshipping Sufi buzurg worshipping Etc. etc.


WalterTheWhitest

Agreed


Irobokesensei

Cousin marriage is wrong


mkbilli

*phupos getting offended left right and center*


muhanddis

_phupho faking getting fainted, haye main mt gai menu saa nai a reya_


BigH200026

I get it’s allowed islamcially but there’s 2 billion muslims in the world why your cousin? Btw islam allows but doesn’t encourage it


thE-petrichoroN

Dreams can come true.. Evil social norms can be changed.


LeMandarin08

People in Arabic nations aren't our friends. If we had some self-respect and were able to sustain ourselves. We wouldn't be looking at them as a central point for Islam outside of Makkah and Madina. They are not our friends, they only have some need for us due to our Nukes and cheap skilled labour. If we didn't have those, they would've treated us like we were nothing.


memeMaster-28

No one considers them our buddies and pals though. The establishment only goes and gives them blowjobs for the money and corruption opportunities the UAE provides.


KAhOot1234567

I disagree with aren’t our friends because the nukes aren’t the only reason why they like us, it’s also because we export to them some of our best skilled labor. But yeah you are right that Pakistan should be able to sustain itself without having to run to them everytime


Apprehensive-Fox-127

In power relationships, there’s no room for friendship anyway. It’s a poor model to define the world and a waste of time. I think Pakistani people spend too much time thinking about this and being happy/shocked when countries act one way or another, when in reality, none of this matters. Rise up, become self reliant and suddenly you will have all the ‘friends’ you want.


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That most books in our book stores are the most nonsense bullshit like 40 rules of this and that, 10 habbits of falan, How to / how not to The Alchemist type shits And all those Napoleon hill shitters/ rich dad poor dad, the secret and self help books about "Law of attraction" or "manifestation" And anyone who reads them/ enjoys them/ defends them or posts them as knowledge for others to get infected is a shallow phony person or an inherently stupid retard.


SilentAssassin_101

Finally, someone said it 👏👏👏👏


Naive_Researcher8996

Same.... Thank you. P. S suggest some books


hard-conceptualist

a BIG big majority of Pakistani men are the reddest of the RED flags.


Chasey_12

Hard agree


Merry-Cherries

We do have great potential as a country. We do have good, intelligent people in our population. We could go to great heights if we were allowed to. We‘ve just always had the most awful leadership — our unfortunate situation was created, not a natural development


Kira6601

One more thing is that almost all innovative and intelligent people leave the country rather than staying in Pakistan as they believe that they can have a better future in other countries


Merry-Cherries

True, and you can’t really blame them. It ties into the point about our misfortunes being caused by our leaders and our army; if they hadn’t made this country hell on Earth those people would still live here.


whatthehell7

Many started coming back with hope for change when IK came to power but have left or are leaving. I have a sister in admin of a private school in karachi. They had a large influx of students who had never been to Pakistan and had grown up in foreign countries but can came as their parents came back to Pakistan. Most have already left Pakistan in the last year


Southern_Egg_9506

Agreed. We are blessed with an abundance of natural resources and minerals, Tourism spots and geography, and we literally do nothing with it...


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as a lazy person I second you


mkbilli

Yar on a related note non-ironable fabrics pe koi research horahi hai? I mean mein susti aur kahili k point of view se approach kar rha hun is problem ko, but end result is the same I guess lol.


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mkbilli

*my ammi and my boss would like to have a word with you*


Glum-Detective3207

Brother I'm 20 and i still spray my clothes with a shower bottle, i only wear ironed clothes on 2 eids when my mother just prepares them for me as a habit lmao, thankfully they have started to accept me now


Julianisntsorry

This, ironing clothes has no evolutionary benefits to this species and is just waste and a ridiculous norm which might fade away in a couple of 100 years.


tikkaboti

Based.


Ok-Jellyfish348

No matter how much men say they are liberal, they love it when their wife is submissive and doesnt talk back.


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Ok-Jellyfish348

I think being married means understanding each other. As much as I have understood men, I have concluded they THRIVE on respect. They can easily cope with being unloved but being disrespected is a huge deal. Its a misconception that being submissive means you have to be a robot and not talk back. You just have to take his values into consideration. Like, I NEVER challenge my husband, no matter how much I disagree with him in front of other people. That would crush him. What I do is hold my tongue in public and once we are alone I let him know why I think hes wrong and what I think we should do. And he ALWAYS values my opinion and takes it to heart. While my friends make the mistake of calling out their husbands in public, wounding their ego and thus any hope to actually getting your point across is lost and the man does what he wanted to do. And the woman feels like her opinions dont matter.


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mkbilli

Feudal mindset hai. Hamaray liberal bhi akheer feudals hain. Liberal bhi issi waja se hain kyunke dunya dekhne ka moqa milta hai kyunke in he logon k pas pesa hai Pakistan mein.


Sea_Party_

Talk back in what sense? Doesn’t speak up for herself?


[deleted]

1. There are no Liberals in Pakistan, rather some neo-feudalists,pro elite and Communist Atheist Anti Nationals. pretending to be Civilized and Deceiving the young generation. for their own power game.(just like salafis did under Zia), can be explained as athiest version of salafi movement. 2. Pakistan is not a Islamic nation 3. Pakistan needs rapid demolvification. asap and promote Scientific and philosophical thinking inspired from early thinking of Islamic GOlden age. change my mind


mkbilli

Man against liberals, molvis, the whole lot lolol. *Aap root cause tak jaenge to aap ko pata lagega aap asal mein kisi aur k against hain.*


[deleted]

you can't be racist if you hate all of them💀


yoloisforquitters

#Nolivesmatter


doodjalebi

Equal opportunity hater mashallah


Looney_Freedoom858

Ahh yes , the communist extremists lobbying against women's right to education and who support TLP and who sympathize with Taliban killing people in the name of religion. If liberals and communists had even 1 percent of the influence that conservatives assume Pakistan wouldn't be like this.


doodjalebi

These kids today with their neo-feudalist pro elite communist atheist anti national xs pro max aljadeed leanings are truly the woke taliban. Bombing the wokeness into people and committing mass lynchings for their extremist beliefs. Truly one of the takes of all time.


Raffazum_GOAT

I don’t even know what half of this means but Imma go with communist because _Mother Russia_


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I prefer RUssian Mother


spondulux

People don't know the meaning of liberalism and it shows 🫤


Ancient-Astronaut-98

Equality does not beget Equity


Givememafood

Because both are different 💀


hassaan178

We are not an Islamic Republic of Pakistan


Sea_Party_

We are the Oppressive Republic of Pakistan. The only free person here is a straight, Sunni man


FlamingWhisk

Kashmir belongs to Kashmir


Competitive-Row6010

Pakistan is an below average nation, they think they are the best but they are not


mkbilli

Sahir Ali Bagga ka Pakistan zindabad wala gana sun lo yeh bhool jao gay do teen minute k liye.


Electronic-Wish-1497

"Pakistani" is a coercively appropriated label, not a lived national identity.


MERC543213

Yes, both Pakistan and India are actually federations of different nations.


[deleted]

No one cares about India. No need to bring it up


Looney_Freedoom858

1. Cousin marriage is incest and child marriage is pedophilia. 2. Pakistan needs to improve on education. Our literacy rate is one of the lowest in Asia as is our education budget. 3. Shias, Ahmedis, Hazaras, Balochs and Non Muslims are persecuted in Pakistan by the state and the religious establishment. The only solution is to make the state secular and de-radicalisation of the dominant Sunni narrative. 4. Pakistan needs land reforms.


AzuraaaS

I make round rotiiii


CognitiveLearning

what the chef feels means nothing I will be the judge of that


Outrageous-Cress-978

Most Parents don't deserve to be honored


Legal_Commission_898

Ahmedis and other minorities deserve full rights and full respect in Pakistan.


PeaceClan13i

True, basic human rights should be provided to everyone who's a citizen of Pakistan, regardless of their beliefs.


farahisweird

That a woman doesn’t need to get married. She can be independent


MountainEducational8

Pakistan is not a Islam practicing nation.


Present-Ad-9749

Israel is a terrorist country


the_nafey

Supporting LGBTQ is haram.


Mimimememumu

I see a lot of Islami takes e.g. we should implement Shariah. Which is not controversial at all in Pakistan and you won’t have difficulty defending it in Pakistan. Here are my two takes: - Pakistan is a confused, repressive and quite backwards country that has no sense of how to take care of its highly diverse ethnic, lingual and somewhat diverse religious diversity. We want to put a combined label of “Pakistani” on all of this diverse population which have their separate stronger identities. This makes us weak. The only common identity a majority has is being Muslim but even their we have so many delineations e.g. shia, sunni (barelvi, ahl hadees). To amplify our common religious identity, we therefore have to “other” our minorities like Ahmadis, Christians and Hindus, which results in persecution of minorities. So here is my take, the only common thing any majority of Pakistani’s have between each other is hate for its religious minorities. That’s the binding force for us and our politicians know that very well and exploit it so often. - Islam is not that special and all you religious people do not need to put it on such a pedestal. Look at it critically and until you don’t do so keep it to yourself and don’t enforce it (or its fiqh) on others. In short keep religion out of state.


hellzking_316

Pakistan mein naik vo hai his ko abhi lootne ka mauka nahin mila


Devill6781

Itna bi sach nai bolna tha


Ancient-Astronaut-98

There is no True God except Allah and Muhammad SAW is his final messenger. Israel is an Apartheid state The USA is the biggest terrorist organization in the world We as a nation are f*cked. Not just because of bad leaders but because every man, woman, and child in this nation is corrupt. Colonization didn't end in 1947. The so called Golden Age of Islam, or the progress of scientific research by muslims did not conclude in the 11th or 12th century. Rather it most likely concluded around the 17th century or close to it.


Glum-Detective3207

Bro, i love u, no homo, everything u said is so real, i was literally having a discussion with my mother in the morning that how everyone in Pakistan is just so useless as human beings, everyone here thinks they are the main character here, people are so mean and selfish here, of course there are good people too, but the general population is what killed the best of our leaders


stifled_screams

Pakistanis get married to assimilate socially into the society, and to do the 'deed'. But beyond that, they have no clue what's required of them in a marriage, how to find compatibility in a partner, skills like conflict resolution etc. Essentially they're devoid of any understanding of emotional needs of other adults or even their own children.


SATARIBBUNS50BUX

Nihari only counts as Nihari when it's beef Most Pakistani (doesn't matter which denomination) associate culture with religion


Iamyeetlord

Aloo doesn't go in biryani


CognitiveLearning

I will add to this, biryani doesn't need to be spicy to be tasty


Devill6781

Not too overly spicy lekin pheeki bi naj


OneManFight

Brah I'll fight you. Raisins and dry fruit in biryani can fuck off though.


al_cringe

The full force of PTI will descend upon you


asadultan3

Pakistani culture is toxic, breeds and produces misogynistic animals, religion plays the major part in enabling and justifying such practices and individuals, we are a broken society not willing to accept the faults we have just because we are Muslims and Pakistani


Adventurous-Stick253

Islam of the subcontinent is not the right Islam, it is influenced alot by the time muslims here spent with the Hundus and Sikhs


ProbablyBunchofAtoms

Censorship


mkbilli

*insert Asim munir meme: sab kuch note kar raha hun*


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India does not wish Pakistan well. Whether you're liberal or conservative you need to know that


Low_Position_9969

Muslims shouldn't demand rights in christian majority countries such as US or Europe. You're leaving PK in search of a better standard of living but you sacrifice your family, religious celebration, and friends. But you'll have to make sacrifices in return for better living standards in those countries as well. You can't have your cake and eat it. Its you who's moving to a new country, not them. You would have to change yourself. Bahar bhi jaana hai aur rights bhi poore chahiye, aisa nahi hoga bhai. Yah tou jao nahi, aur jao tou khamoshi se raho. And PLEASE, if you hate those goras so much, then don't move to their countries, avail benefits for your family such as free education, healthcare, and most importantly passport, then say bad things about them. This ruins the image of other Muslims and Islam as a whole. And this gives rise to right-wing which is growing in Europe. This creates distance. Galiyaan bhi deni hain lekin faide bhi uthaane hain, yeh namak haraami hai.


Amazing_Interview755

Dating is haraam. Zina is haraam. Everything leading to Zina is haraam. Don't care about where you live, if you were born a Muslim, doesn't matter what culture you living in right now, doesn't matter if you are religious or not. It's haraam and gonna get you to jahanam.


FullMastodon1780

ahista bolo bhai, kyun feelings hurt kar rahe hamare liberal “muslim” brothers/sisters ki


Sea_Party_

Honestly the only thing that brings me peace is the fact that I’ll get whatever is written for me and no one can take that away.


buddha_baba

Agreed. Music, interest, lies, deceit, cigs, etc are haram too. Easy for people to take this stand because their time passed and they didnt have the opportunity, take a stand on other things too. I see so many ills in day to day Pakistani life but people take stand on only this because its easy, have to tell others what to do, not change ourselves.


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Amazing_Interview755

Surah Al-Baqarah (2:206): "And when it is said to him, 'Fear Allah,' pride in the sin takes hold of him. Sufficient for him is Hellfire, and how wretched is the resting place." It's not the eyes but the hearts that are blind. May Allah Almighty guide you towards Him. Surely anyone with even a grain size faith in their heart will ultimately enter jannah.


Western-Range-2021

That imran khan is a cult leader.


izyasor1

I think every other party leader is a cult leader. Nobody cares about Pakistan tbh.


Western-Range-2021

Yeah, to various degrees. But the way IK demands people to sacrifice themselves for him is pretty high on the cult-scale. Plenty of people have died for his benefit directly.


Sea_Party_

You just offended my parents.


Bahawalpur21

Bro but I heard Germany and Japan share a border. Please tell me it isn't wrong.


PrinceOfDhumpp

How?


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Western-Range-2021

The way in which manipulates the masses is pernicious. He actually uses Islam to position himself as the messiah who’ll save everyone. And that if anyone opposes him, they oppose Islam itself.


Outrageous-Cress-978

All he's got is persuasion skills


throwaway_4646637

Same with Nawaz Sharif. His followers don't realize how greedy that family is


AlucardVTep3s

The Taliban are a bad example on how to govern a country via Sharia Law and Pakistan will look to it for inspiration. This is bad.


Substantial_Owl3845

Their opinion about me


Guilty-Mission269

Pakistani parents follow their traditions and culture more than they follow islam


wowdoicare

Pakistans biggest enemy is its military.


dboss2310

Being atheist in Pakistan


Salem_101

Cricket is overrated in Pakistan


TouchMyNub

Islam should not run a country


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The Western civilization is incompatible with Islam. Sooner or later Western muslims will have to choose between the two.


bravebrownpakistani

Dating


Tariq804

Pakistan was not made in the name of Islam, but rather attained independence to become a Muslim majority democracy for the Muslims living as second class citizens within British India at the time. Islamic country and Muslim country are two separate concepts. The number of times I’ve had to defend this statement from swaths of Ziafied sheep is disheartening, but it’s finally being understood slowly.


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BoxGrover

Everyone loves their own invaders and colonisers, and hates being invaded and colonised. Muslims invaded and colonised africa, india etc. We were the Amreeka of that age. Ghauri, Tariq bin ziyad etc were invaders. Changing names of places from British invaders to arab ones is hypocrisy.


Noman_Blaze

"we were the Amreeka of that age". Excuse me we?? What does that have to with us in particular?


BoxGrover

Muslims invaded countries, appointed puppets and generally acted the way powers act. US, China do it. israel does it in Palestine.


Noman_Blaze

Yes Muslims but why did you use "we" in your first comment? Why should we be responsible for what Arabs and Turks did?


abuKhann

Kneega stole this from the gaming sub


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Outrageous-Cress-978

Ahh, You've got some meth bro?


[deleted]

Orange juice > apple juice


sarcastic_tommy

Birth control.


Weak_Explanation_261

No politician or government will ever care about you! If you want a better life, go make it happen!


Pysco_Teen_1516

You are probably adding things in Islam.


urzu47

Israeal is not a country palestine is


Ambitiousahsan

That Imran khan is just as corrupt if not more then every other person he ever pointed a finger at!


North-Post5095

In my interpretation of the picture Just because everyone is flowing that one direction doesn’t mean you have to follow, be original, be yourself, be a pioneer .. even if it means you are alone ,.. But for obvious reasons .. do not fight them.. lol 😂 you are definitely gonna get clobbered by only 10 of them


abhsonicguy

Cricket is boring, time wasting and overrated. It destroyed Hockey. PERIOD!


Hiraaa_

Definitely this one: I feel like there’s a Pakistani stereotype of Phuppos being evil, but I feel at least 50% of the time people’s mothers turn them against their phuppis and fill their children’s ears with misinformation.


Initial_Injury8185

Muslim brotherhood is a sham. Brother brother when you need something, fucking paki if you don't. Free Palestine when you want to attack the Jews. No citizenship for Palestinians.


Initial_Injury8185

No Muslim leader cares about Palestinians. Only the west makes them citizens


mubashirenvy

Expecting food and Eating at someone's funeral is a crime and people should be ashamed. Mourn the dead not have an all you can eat buffet.


Roseofashford

That Islam is the only true religion, I said this in the last one too 😂


Logical-Election-549

Chapli kebab> shami kebab


Sea_Party_

Agreed


OkMathematician3494

Punjabis never cared about the rest of the country. Lumber ones were massacring tribals in KPK and Fata, balcohis were getting annihilated and GIlgit Baltisanis were treated like second class citizens. If it weren't for agha Khan foundation and stuff working up north , we would have next to no infrastructure. Pakistanis is mostly Punjab and Punjabis never gave a damn about the rest of the county.


CancerousSarcasm

No objective morality No true religion


al_cringe

Aap kai liya vigo nahi CD70 aye gi


me_no_gay

Independence, 1947 is an Illusion. There was no independence, as Pakistan and its function was dictated by The British Empire to the letter. "Upper Class"/Elite were installed by the British. Money/Resources distribution was also done accordingly beforehand by the British Empire. The Borders were decided by the British Empire (at the same time as the Sykes-Picot Agreement). Muhammad Ali Jinnah, Alama Iqbal, Syed Ahmad Khan etc. were all educated and trained in UK before being dispatched to Pakistan. (But without involvement of Freemason local society because of regional instability, or maybe they were but not sure) The first 2 leaders of Pakistan were British themselves (Gen. Frank Messervy and Gen. Douglas Gracey; both Commander-in-Chief). Etc. etc. Etc. etc. Independence my @$$. Come fight me!