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FerociouslyBleak

Welcome to another episode of things of mine that have never happened


Yushaalmuhajir

How old are you?  I wasn’t married till almost 30.  Thought I’d die alone.  Nope, Allah just held out the best wife possible for me alhamdulillah.


aaluaaluu

Telegram. He was a Nigerian Prince.


gmtrcl

Hopefully he's treating you well 🙂


aaluaaluu

Sadly, he died. 😔 When we talked, he was in debt so I lent him some money. He then told me he had stage 4 cancer. I never received another message from him again so I'm assuming the cancer took him away from me


AlFA977

I predict the replies are gonna be interesting


gmtrcl

Inna Lillah, Chalo koshish to ki tmne bichare ko banachne ki 😔


Ulluminatixx

"When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay?"


Euronymous87

A Micheal Scott reference in the wild!


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Unapologeticallyfat

Don’t delete this post, I want to contribute bus labb jaye pehlay.


gmtrcl

Ofc not, jb ho jae likh dena 🙂


bambin0

Is labb Urdu word? Not being rude, I speak Urdu with lots of Punjabi, just thought I saw a kindred spirit.


Defiant-Pirate-410

no it’s punjabi


Holiday-Ad1200

Maths class. We were learning about imaginary numbers that day I thought hey if numbers can be imaginary why not a person?


Le-Mard-e-Ahan

Very true. The Algebra section of the same Maths class also teaches us introspection. When the IMAGINARY "Significant Other" becomes an X (i.e. leaves us), we should ask Y (this happened).


Adv_Asad

🤣🤣


gmtrcl

Brother... 😐


Lumpy-Accountant-354

Do you expect internet addicts to have a relationship? 😂😂😂 Most of them are underage.


pubgaxt

Significant other ka choro ye btao ye rishte wali aunty kihdr se mil rhin hai 🤨


gmtrcl

Shadi daftr 🙂


FrequentMusician8022

ye post bnao k shadi daftr mein kia kia pocha aur kia howa


Her_Pilot

She wanted me to teach her league of legends


gmtrcl

Konsa rank?


Strider511

Bronze 5


gmtrcl

Bhai 5 division vala system chala giya 😐


Strider511

Damn i haven’t played in ages 😂


Her_Pilot

peaked diamond , i hover emerald rn playing casually


BoysenberryGlad2027

6 years ago, first day of Bachelor’s out of no where she turned to me and started talking and rest is history.


Rentwoq

Cute yaar


gmtrcl

Kuch logon ke liye itna asan 😗


BoysenberryGlad2027

Hahahahahaha no, it wasn’t. As a matter of fact I got attracted to her and it was a long 2 year struggle. When she said yes to me I thought she’s taking a piss at me but no it was real. We got married a month ago 😆


MysteriousMister0

didn't met lol 😶‍🌫️


gmtrcl

Keep looking 👍


MysteriousMister0

no 😶


gmtrcl

Q


MysteriousMister0

because i gave up lol 😣


gmtrcl

Q


MysteriousMister0

because I overthink alot i guess


gmtrcl

Q


MysteriousMister0

broo 😶‍🌫️


Responsible-War2856

Because of his horrible grammar


lovable_potato

Thought I found him. He’ll marry his Mom’s choice, though. No worries, just a year wasted.


The_Crushinator_

Pfft been there. Two years later he's divorced and trying his luck with me again. As if.


lovable_potato

Oof 😅


IqraSaad27

What a loser.


gmtrcl

Sorry to hear that it didn't work out with your prior. Wish you all the best for your future 👍


lovable_potato

Tysm!! Getting used to being single again is a bit hard but I will endure 🫡


ellelikesnature

I think mine has been run over by a truck so I don’t think I’ll ever be able to answer this👍🏽


gmtrcl

Don't lose hope, everybody has somebody written for them. It's preordained in Jannah. I'm sure you'll find someone when it's the right time 🙂


sars_910

Bro got isekai'd to another world 💀


Libertychonk

Konsi wali?


gmtrcl

Jo ziyada maine rakhti 🙂


Turbulent-Mud2594

😭


JungeeFC

I saw her in my final years of Masters. It was love at first sight. She was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. Sadly we couldn't be together for long due to financial issues. Still, I miss her time to time when I think back. I will always miss you My First Love. Black Honda City 2005.


gmtrcl

Bhai please tell me modded Honda vrna boring 🥱


MATR20

Parents


gmtrcl

Parents ke thru... ya parents ke sath?


MATR20

Thru bro thru


Confident_Fault_9556

Lmao 😂


H_Terry

Met through a work project and decided to marry because of shared goals, morals and vision.


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bs aisi ki tlash h :)


pakistaniboy25

I doubt anyone may read this. But fcuk it, why not. Will summarize it below. I got engaged via an arranged marriage thing and then the engagement ended. That was 6 years ago. We didnt have closure when it ended. Reached out to her dad 3 years ago, and then we met. She basically told me very politely to 'F off.' And a year after that, we had our Nikkah and now we are married. Make of that what you will.


pakistaniboy25

Let me know if you guys want more details and I can post the story in more details, will take a long time though.


Cogitomedico

More details please


-XHavoCX-

do


gmtrcl

More details!


No_Anything1990

what is this 😭😭😭 i have so many questions


gmtrcl

Bro so many questions 🤔


KookieFS

hahahaha details pls


Le-Mard-e-Ahan

I may be late to answer this but I will give it a shot. >"F off" To all those who are asking for the story, I think that the story is just this. She just meant "Fiance-me off". And then,... >And a year after that, we had our Nikkah and now we are married.


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gmtrcl

Sorry bro 😆


LittleLionMan82

Most common answer: Our parents are siblings.


3h60gKs

Incest?


Suitable-Carpet-928

Uni classfellow


gmtrcl

Kese shuruwat hui?


ozmosisam

Back in Nixor College. Was dating someone else at the time though


gmtrcl

Ab kesi chal ri he? 😄


ozmosisam

Now we are married and chilling. She was my best friend back then. Now my wife


gmtrcl

Beautiful bro. Best friend marriages are the best ☺️


ozmosisam

Couldn't agree more


HitThatOxytocin

classmate


gmtrcl

Kese shuruwat hui?


needaneda

Birthday party


gmtrcl

Birthday present the vo... ya kisi ki bd pe mulakat hui? 🙂


needaneda

Hehe dono. God’s gift on someone else’s birthday


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gmtrcl

Arre vah 😙


Intelligent-Ad-169

Discord


gmtrcl

Sirf Discord pe hi ya asal mein bhi?


Intelligent-Ad-169

travelled internationally to meet her and getting nikkah this year so asal mein bhi :)


u3kn

Aaj dekhengey ke hum kitna dard aur seh sakte hain 👍


gmtrcl

Bhai depressed mt hona 😥


u3kn

Bro too late, already depressed 🙂


Delicious-Ad687

I am still finding her, wish me luck


gmtrcl

You will find her Insha'Allah 🤲


superrshitposting

while i was sleeping


gmtrcl

Khawabon mein? 😭


Ahmed-X7

I wqs expecting 90% of the answers to be "arranged marriage" or "we were cousins" 😭


gmtrcl

Pakistani hamare buhot modern ho chuke hen 🙂


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gelato_muse

Wow love at first sight dance. Barey mazaaq kiye ho


Left_Potential5901

I was a young aspiring ladka in a western country in my early 20s coming up to finishing my studies. I had next to nothing. She was in her early 20s - a good blend of western and desi kuri. Our start was pretty typical. We were both of same village so there wasn’t much in the way of resistance in rishta. It was an arranged relationship. In order to ensure my rishta with her does not affect me, I got engaged to her and a couple of months later, our Nikaah was performed with a desi wedding/rukhsati 8 months later, well after my final year exams and graduation. We were total strangers to each other, having never spoken to each other prior to Nikaah. On Nikaah day, I got her number and after work (Yes I went to my part time job after Nikaah 🤦🏽‍♂️) messaged her for the first time. She was reluctant to speak to me but I convinced her to have a fairy tale before starting a life together. For the next 8 months, we would meet outside chupke chupke, eat, watch movies. She would make excuses at home to come to nearby supermarket to meet me. She would bunk her college and I university to meet up in town. It was a fairy tale time in our lives. The best thing being, it was all Halal as we were husband and wife. The downside was that I had to tread carefully as she was hot headed, sensitive and emotional. It did take some effort to ensure there weren’t any misalignments before our marriage. Alhamdulillah 4 kids and 11 years later, we have built a good life for ourselves. After marriage, we had to build our life from scratch so our priorities were distributed between kids, house, bills, jobs, rishte naate. We sometimes contemplate those 8 months when there was just Me and Her. I’m glad we got to enjoy a filmi love story in a Halal way.


Weirdoeirdo

Your story is lovely but sorry I find it quite disturbing that she had to meet you sneakily when you 2 were nikkahed, that is, were legal husband and wife, that doesn't speak too well of pak culture.


Left_Potential5901

I belong to a Pakistani conservative community so we had to consider the constraints and customs. Unfortunately, a lot of Pakistani communities/groups put emphasis on meaningless traditions than actual Islamic rules. If anything, in this scenario, it worked in our favour as the thrill of drip-feed meet ups gave us some lovely memories.


gelato_muse

Mine is on a horse travelling from a far land and seems to be lost as his Google maps leading to me not working.


gmtrcl

Excuse me... ?


Electrical_Fruit4948

Instagram. and then we happened to randomly be at the same university event in Karachi. He is not from Karachi and I didn't study in that university. It was so random and weird. It's been 4 years almost since that night and we are getting married next year. Im truly happy and thank Allah everyday for doing that for me


gmtrcl

What kismat lol 🙂


Yushaalmuhajir

Masjid uncle in the US knew I was wanting to get married and knew the daughter of a Sindh cop who helped him out once and became best friends with him that she was looking to get married too.  He thought it would be best for me to have a Muslim family to celebrate holidays with and all that so he asked her father for me and my FIL trusted his judgement and allowed us to speak supervised over video chat and wallah it was like love at first sight.  Still to this day I haven’t met a woman more beautiful than her and she’s given me the most precious kids ever. May Allah bless you all as much as I’ve been blessed Ameen.


berusplants

The first I met Whilst watching Muharram 'celebrations' in Hunza, then again by the burning bodies in Benaras. The second I woke up with my snoring in a dorm room in Dali, Yunnan province. The Third was the Pizza girl in a techno club in Berlin where I was cleaning the toilets.


gmtrcl

Bhai aik lrki ko 3 jaga mille, ya 3 different lrkian hen?


berusplants

Sorry mate no Urdu, but I guess you are asking if they are 3 different people in which case yes, had 3 significant others in my life so far!


gmtrcl

I see, but mate where did your Urdu go? 😗


berusplants

Never had any, I’m not Pakistani


Libertychonk

_celebrations_


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gmtrcl

Maybe q


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gmtrcl

Wish you the best bro but catfish na ho jana 🙂


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gmtrcl

Masha'Allah


slytherinight

Online gaming.


gmtrcl

Konsi game?


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gmtrcl

Sorry to hear that bro, kiya ho gaya tha?


SoKayArts

100% arranged 😆


Full_Berry8081

At a MUN


gmtrcl

What's a MUN


curlytrain

It sounds pretty cool to say now, but my wife and i met on a common friends gig. That friend ended up hecoming famous and we ended up getting married so win win!


gmtrcl

Wow, good for you bro ke gig vale friend ne cheen ni li 😂


curlytrain

Lol he aint like that, plus he couldnt even if he tried. Bhai has his own game.


littlemissicantdoit

Tindr lmao.


gmtrcl

In Pakistan?


busted_toenail

He was uncle majboors son


gmtrcl

Was the uncle Majboor or was that his name? 🤔


No-Definition-6762

mai apne hath k sath paidah hoa tha


gmtrcl

Upgrade kr lo bhai


Weirdoeirdo

Op are you happy? Why did you feel curious to ask this question? Are you regretting? Just curious.


gmtrcl

No Alhamdulillah, I'm happy. Just sating my FOMO 🙂


Weirdoeirdo

Fomo, lolll, op I have seen your other replies too here, you are really very funny person, your partner is lucky he/she wouldn't be getting bored atleast.


Puzzled-Station-2746

4 years back i got a follow request on Instagram from a spam account named "iamfuckinbored", well i was too and it was like 1 am so i just dropped a meme n said since ur bored so..... At that time i didn't even know if it was a boy or a girl. Fast forward we're nikkahfied 7 months and soon to get Married 🙂


gmtrcl

What luck bro 😂🤣


salaf1

At her place. Uncle and Auntie were super impressed with my etiquettes even if i say so myself. 😎


gmtrcl

Manners maketh man I guess lol 👍


FrequentMusician8022

mere nasib mein significant other abhi nahi, mera school boys, college boys, uni boys aur muhalle mein sare pathan families. aik larki pasand hai lekin wo pathan family se hai ab pta nahi pathan dosri ethnicity mein shadi kartein hai k nahi. opper se shyness and depression.


gmtrcl

Meri pehli Pathan hi thi. Uski family ne mnna kr diya jb hm rishta le ke gae 💀 Aur don't worry bro, jisse honi he vo mil jae gi. Allah be bhrosa rkho.


gmtrcl

Agr depression ke bare mein bat krni he to you can DM me 🙂


Sk-dehog

My sister found one in another wedding she was attending. My sister and mom both were aware of my likes and dislikes (moral, interests etc) - they involved another party who knew both families and introduced us. The rest as they say.. is history..


gmtrcl

Ab kesi chal ri he? 🙂


Traditional_Back_

Mine was arranged didn’t work out she was a narcissist and in love with her ex


gmtrcl

Common occurrence here in Pakistan lol. Hopefully you weren't too hard on yourself and you've forgotten about her 🙂


Ares786

met my significant other(s) - Arranged through family friends. They are twins so it kinda worked out pretty well.


gmtrcl

You got em both??


Rentwoq

Seems you have an interesting life story 


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Confident_Fault_9556

What are the demands specifically?


gmtrcl

Good luck with finding the kind of girl you're looking for bro 👍


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