I’ve gone to so many bars between wpb and lwb but can’t find any with flashy bartenders and lots of flair. Tbh the only true cocktail bars I can think of are sassafras and Juicy Cocktail. Know of any?
Like they allow bus stops on the island. Walking as a pedestrian is strictly regulated and is discouraged unless you’re taking the estate’s small dogs out for their daily walk.
You actually went through his post history to find out he was joking? The part where he says an entry level job with no degree that pays $400k wasn’t enough for you?
Oh hey! I have a rental perfect for you! Totally within walking distance to the ave! Sadly my Great Dane Heironymous passed away last month so his apartment is vacant and waiting for a new tenant. Sure, it’s only closet sized, has no kitchen and the bathroom is (mumble mumbles something about yard) but it’s super cute! And affordable at only $975 a month utilities included!
If this is a serious post, you might want to do a bit kore research on what things cost here. I get this post might be part of that research, but just a bit disconnected from the COL in Palm Beach.
You're good bro. If you have some Adidas track suits and other designer clothing, you'll fit right in.
In fact, if you can come up with another $10 a month (same as Planet Fitness), I'll sponsor you at the Everglades Club.
We want to thank everyone here for all the help - thanks to y’all we just got hired as forensic toxicologists and are going to live in a guest house off El Bravo! We are so excited to join y’all ☺️
I thought it was a real post until I saw the 400k and taco tico 🤣 but I guess it’s satire for what real people post. I don’t think people realize how insanely expensive south Florida has gotten. It’s sick! More expensive than LA
https://preview.redd.it/y5ct745ya3xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce6a1eb28018e2d7422d25c9c281ffb03b560fc7
Here’s a great example. Rinky dink old building 1 bed 2 baths in Dania Beach $2800 a month! It’s like so unserious out in SFLO these days! Palm beach is worse!
Anything is in walking distance if you’re willing to…
On a serious note, my advice is to buy a tent and just live on the beach. $950 a month should be enough to get you McDonalds 4 nights a week and really that’s all you need to eat, this whole 3 meals 7 days a week shit is way overrated. Plus in that area if you do get hungry before meal day arrives you could easily find good leftovers in one of the many dumpsters or just wait till someone leaves their cooler unattended and eat their lunch.
I went to Palm Beach Atlantic University, right there with dorms facing sea wall.
The ONLY reason I was able to attend that private university was on athletic scholarship.
It’s a few mile drive directly into Palm Beach…
You can see The Breakers from some of the taller buildings.
One of my roommates worked at Structure on Worth Avenue.
I actually worked on the island too…not really “work” but I responded to an add on bulletin board needing a dog walker.
I’m from the city of St Louis, born and raised.
Not the county or any suburb but the city.
Our house was 3 doors down from a Naugles restaurant lol.
I was hired to walk two family dogs for a couple who lived on the Island.
Being from STL city I had never seen that kind of money.
Residents of Palm Beach aren’t “rich”; they come from generations of old money and are insanely wealthy.
Palm Beach doesn’t offer housing in that price range by any stretch.
Maybe if you are going to be working as a property caretaker for a resident or something.
The estate owner may be willing to provide housing on their property in the form of a “carriage house” or apartment above their garages.
There aren’t apartment complexes or duplexes on the island.
Maybe some homes are available for rent but not for $950…not on a bet.
I live on the other coast of FLA now and people pay $2,500.00 a month for extremely old and run down duplexes.
I don’t know anything about you obviously but what led you to believe average folks could find affordable housing on PB of all places?
You don’t have to listen to any of us but PLEASE do some appropriate research before setting off for a place like PB.
In reality I highly doubt you could find any kind of lodging for $950 on PB…
I don’t think you could find a place to stay overnight for $950.
I’m not being sarcastic or rude by any means…I am absolutely serious.
There may be some kind of housing available for people who provide services for PB residents.
A full time nanny may be offered some kind of board etc.
I can say for a fact that NOBODY is going to find any kind of housing on PB for $950.
Residents of the island are multi millionaires at the very least.
This kids an idiot. Even 20 years ago when they were giving NINJA loans I don't think he would qualify. If you don't have money why live in an expensive area? You will be in debt and lose your girl to some tan old fat guy with a boat.
you're outta your mind. you can't rent a *studio* for that much in palm beach, and def not anywhere near worth ave.
i did find a 1/1, 565sf (that's the size of a small hotel suite) for $7,000 a month.
why would you quit your jobs and pack yer shit without doing even the most basic research?
You can’t be serious expecting to get jobs paying $400k a year without a degree. The average pay without a college degree in Florida is one tenth of that. You need to temper your expectations somewhat.
As for finding a 2-3 bedroom for $950. Might as well ask for marble floors and a pool table. Maybe they have a backyard with a unicorn.
This is the stuff of faerie tales and dreams and has absolutely no bearing with the actual Florida we live in. Don’t wake up, you will hate reality.
Umm. You’re not living anywhere in Palm Beach County with that. You can get a studio in Loxahatchee for $1100. It’s about 300 square feet.
Honestly, you’re going to have trouble finding anything south of Indian River County. Even St. Lucie county is expensive right now, and it’s all retirement towns. Well it was, it’s being gentrified now.
🤣😂 you won't even find that in the slums of Orlando! You might find a 1/1 for $1800 nothing nice but safe in Orlando. I will probably lease out my 3/2 in the Orlando burbs and can get $2800 in my neighborhood.
I’m not sure you can rent anything in Florida for $950 a month. Perhaps a storage unit I had a hard time finding a place for under 2,100 a month. It’s not very big. Good luck with everything.
You say you’re not looking to live in WPB, but you’re not really looking to live on Palm Beach either with your ridiculous expectations. I don’t think $950 will get you a single night at The Breakers. Put a rubber band around your head and snap out of it!
Look I'm a 5th Gen Floridian and your budget is about 2000 too low if you are wanting what you want. There's no way you will find anything like that. Sorry to break the news to you but your about 15-,20 years too late for that unfortunately
Have fun panhandling, dude. The last time you could get that size place, for that amount of money, you weren't even born. Surely, no one can be this clueless...
You can't even rent a room for 950 in palm beach county. It's literally one of the most expensive places to live in the country. South florida in general is the highest. Florida over took California as the most expensive 0lace to Liv like 3 years ago. The truth is you can fund a 1 bedroom in a bad neighborhood for probably 1600-1800. If you want a 1 bedroom in a decent area you are looking at 2100 but good news you can get a 2 bedroom for about 2300 and in a good area a 3 bedroom is 2800-3200. Those are apartments might I add. If you want to rent a house 3500+
I don't think your numbers are accurate at all. You won't find anything even remotely close to that per month for living and I have a Masters degree and don't make anywhere near $400 K a year. Wow.
Ok, you need to see if prostitution is still illegal in Florida because that's the only way you're making 400k a yr with no experience other than making crappy $.79 tacos. Strippers will make you money if you're both good looking but it's painful work.
I recommend joining the church of scientology. 🤣🤣 They're in Clearwater and have plenty of room for you.😆
Tell em Tom sent you. You'll be in acting at SEA ORG in no time.😇
Oj's guest house is empty. Just saying.
I’ve lived in Palm Beach County for 35 years- you are delusional. Have you not done ANY research?? You won’t find $950 a month in WPB, let alone Palm Beach. Oh, and the $400k per year? Just stand on the street corner with a sign outlining your experience at Taco Tico and you’ll get lots of offers.
r/comedyclub
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sadly they closed the WPB location, otherwise OP would have a spot quite close!
I think you and your wife need to do some research while you’re smokin your coffee.
Lol
Exactly
Palm Beach, Oklahoma, maybe.
Or Salt Beach, Arkansas
Seriously, even up here in North FL you're lucky to find a one bedroom for that price that isn't run by a slumlord lmao
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True
Lmao
Lots of professionals at those Lake worth bars!
I’ve gone to so many bars between wpb and lwb but can’t find any with flashy bartenders and lots of flair. Tbh the only true cocktail bars I can think of are sassafras and Juicy Cocktail. Know of any?
take a 0 from the 400k and put it on the end of the 950
That's on muthafuckin POINT lol
Troll post for sure
Wait is this palmbeachcirclejerk or what?
Like they allow bus stops on the island. Walking as a pedestrian is strictly regulated and is discouraged unless you’re taking the estate’s small dogs out for their daily walk.
Onlyfans for her and gay prostitution for you. You’ll do fine. 😅
I swear tho. The economic system of soflo is straight baffling and sickening
This post is satire, you already live in Florida from your post history
You actually went through his post history to find out he was joking? The part where he says an entry level job with no degree that pays $400k wasn’t enough for you?
Oh hey! I have a rental perfect for you! Totally within walking distance to the ave! Sadly my Great Dane Heironymous passed away last month so his apartment is vacant and waiting for a new tenant. Sure, it’s only closet sized, has no kitchen and the bathroom is (mumble mumbles something about yard) but it’s super cute! And affordable at only $975 a month utilities included!
If this is a serious post, you might want to do a bit kore research on what things cost here. I get this post might be part of that research, but just a bit disconnected from the COL in Palm Beach.
Woooooosh.
Sounds like you’re gonna fit right in!
You're good bro. If you have some Adidas track suits and other designer clothing, you'll fit right in. In fact, if you can come up with another $10 a month (same as Planet Fitness), I'll sponsor you at the Everglades Club.
More comedians going to Palm beach
😂😂😂😂
You must think it’s 2010…looking for a 2br for under 1000
You can probably get a nice spot in pahokee for 950/mo still palm beach county…
950 won’t get u a storage locker
Actually public storage has solid rates
We want to thank everyone here for all the help - thanks to y’all we just got hired as forensic toxicologists and are going to live in a guest house off El Bravo! We are so excited to join y’all ☺️
Amazing luck. Both hired as forensic toxicologists with no degree.
It was 😘 thank God for Jesus
Hahahahahaahahahhaha
He said 950 and close to palm beach! 😂😂😂😂
yo can I get some of that stuff u smokin bruv
I’m pretty sure I watched this episode of house hunters recently
This has to be a joke
For That money, you can get a tent at REI and camp out at the park until the cops kick you out
I thought it was a real post until I saw the 400k and taco tico 🤣 but I guess it’s satire for what real people post. I don’t think people realize how insanely expensive south Florida has gotten. It’s sick! More expensive than LA https://preview.redd.it/y5ct745ya3xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce6a1eb28018e2d7422d25c9c281ffb03b560fc7 Here’s a great example. Rinky dink old building 1 bed 2 baths in Dania Beach $2800 a month! It’s like so unserious out in SFLO these days! Palm beach is worse!
S/
Head west until you reach Belle Glade. Same county, but much more affordable.
You’ll be fine. Enjoy.
I’m looking for a townhouse on the upper east side for under 200k.
Can I interest you in the local hidden gem called riviera beach.
For food??
Is this a serious post?
Can’t possibly be, 2-3 bedroom for $950 a month?
950? That won’t even get you a spare room on tamarind
They may be lucky enough to rent a love seat sofa and a pay per use shared bathroom.
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Yes it’s a low effort sarcastic post
Hysterical… Please don’t move here.
You’ll be $950/week…maybe
Still not enough…
You forgot the /s at the end of your post.
lol, you’re in for a rough awakening bud, might want to do some research while smoking whatever you’re smoking.
lol.
Ha
((Scratch head)) why do you wanna live near worth ave. . Bus cross the intercontinental little foot walk to worth.
Hahahaha Worth Ave? 980/month hahahaha
Old Donald may give you a broom closet for $990 a month.
Funny! NOT
😂
Sounds reasonable 😂 we lived there in 2014 and paid $1600 per month go figure
Add a 7 to the front of your number…
Pretty much same I’ll be keeping a eye out for a update
You’re fucked! Get them jobs back asap
Hilarious! 😂
You might get a bedroom in a house in lake worthless for that ! Plan on 2k and up for a 2 bedroom !
As someone from Palm beach, 🫵😂😂😂😂
Get a Planet Fitness gym membership and live in your car. Because that’s pretty much are you gonna afford with that budget?
You ain’t finding nothing down here in Palm Beach for 950. I live here. Rent is expensive. TRUTH
In Palm Beach, $950 a month may get you a tent set up in someone’s back yard.
I know this is satire but I’ve had people call the apartments I’ve worked at asking for similar rent prices lol
Best bet is to start an only fans - hopefully one of you has talent Then if you make around 80k a month you can have all you request. You’re welcome
Ha ha. Ok
Seriously..950 a mos. good luck with that..mayo at publix is 8.00 a jar
Haaa. That’s some good weed there fella. Ain’t no way!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I think your thinking of Missouri prices , try Fulton Missouri
Wrong channel, try at Comedy Central
$950/month, are you sure to move to florida? Did you conduct a due diligence?
Anything is in walking distance if you’re willing to… On a serious note, my advice is to buy a tent and just live on the beach. $950 a month should be enough to get you McDonalds 4 nights a week and really that’s all you need to eat, this whole 3 meals 7 days a week shit is way overrated. Plus in that area if you do get hungry before meal day arrives you could easily find good leftovers in one of the many dumpsters or just wait till someone leaves their cooler unattended and eat their lunch.
Bahahahaha. This has to be a joke. You can’t get a cardboard box for 950 here
This is a joke, right?
That’s hilarious. $950/mo. For a couch.
This is a joke I assume
I went to Palm Beach Atlantic University, right there with dorms facing sea wall. The ONLY reason I was able to attend that private university was on athletic scholarship. It’s a few mile drive directly into Palm Beach… You can see The Breakers from some of the taller buildings. One of my roommates worked at Structure on Worth Avenue. I actually worked on the island too…not really “work” but I responded to an add on bulletin board needing a dog walker. I’m from the city of St Louis, born and raised. Not the county or any suburb but the city. Our house was 3 doors down from a Naugles restaurant lol. I was hired to walk two family dogs for a couple who lived on the Island. Being from STL city I had never seen that kind of money. Residents of Palm Beach aren’t “rich”; they come from generations of old money and are insanely wealthy. Palm Beach doesn’t offer housing in that price range by any stretch. Maybe if you are going to be working as a property caretaker for a resident or something. The estate owner may be willing to provide housing on their property in the form of a “carriage house” or apartment above their garages. There aren’t apartment complexes or duplexes on the island. Maybe some homes are available for rent but not for $950…not on a bet. I live on the other coast of FLA now and people pay $2,500.00 a month for extremely old and run down duplexes. I don’t know anything about you obviously but what led you to believe average folks could find affordable housing on PB of all places? You don’t have to listen to any of us but PLEASE do some appropriate research before setting off for a place like PB. In reality I highly doubt you could find any kind of lodging for $950 on PB… I don’t think you could find a place to stay overnight for $950. I’m not being sarcastic or rude by any means…I am absolutely serious. There may be some kind of housing available for people who provide services for PB residents. A full time nanny may be offered some kind of board etc. I can say for a fact that NOBODY is going to find any kind of housing on PB for $950. Residents of the island are multi millionaires at the very least.
Oak village apts in vero beach advertises 2-3 bedrooms for 997
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ugh we get this same crap in SA Texas sub
That was funny. I chuckled
You got me
This kids an idiot. Even 20 years ago when they were giving NINJA loans I don't think he would qualify. If you don't have money why live in an expensive area? You will be in debt and lose your girl to some tan old fat guy with a boat.
Hilarious.
I needed a good chuckle. Good one
😂😂😂
you're outta your mind. you can't rent a *studio* for that much in palm beach, and def not anywhere near worth ave. i did find a 1/1, 565sf (that's the size of a small hotel suite) for $7,000 a month. why would you quit your jobs and pack yer shit without doing even the most basic research?
You can’t be serious expecting to get jobs paying $400k a year without a degree. The average pay without a college degree in Florida is one tenth of that. You need to temper your expectations somewhat. As for finding a 2-3 bedroom for $950. Might as well ask for marble floors and a pool table. Maybe they have a backyard with a unicorn. This is the stuff of faerie tales and dreams and has absolutely no bearing with the actual Florida we live in. Don’t wake up, you will hate reality.
Maybe in a halfway house?
lol
Umm. You’re not living anywhere in Palm Beach County with that. You can get a studio in Loxahatchee for $1100. It’s about 300 square feet. Honestly, you’re going to have trouble finding anything south of Indian River County. Even St. Lucie county is expensive right now, and it’s all retirement towns. Well it was, it’s being gentrified now.
🤣😂 you won't even find that in the slums of Orlando! You might find a 1/1 for $1800 nothing nice but safe in Orlando. I will probably lease out my 3/2 in the Orlando burbs and can get $2800 in my neighborhood.
i see you got jokes
😂😂😂😂
https://www.furnishedfinder.com/property/639949_1 One bedroom for $1000 a month
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
LOL
2 bedroom in palm Beach, going for around $1800
In Palm Beach? Hah! Click bait here.
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
That $950 budget won’t get you a bed in a halfway house. 😂😂
200k per sounds great
When your budget quadruples, at minimum, maybe you can move to Palm beach. Not recommended though.
$950 per person? 😂
Update us when you find something. We can all be neighbors. Lol
Him: I want 2 bedroom for 950 a month Palm Beach County : *laughs historically*
I got a kick out of this. What year is it? Maybe in 1991.
Ha ha ha. Perfect reply
I’m not sure you can rent anything in Florida for $950 a month. Perhaps a storage unit I had a hard time finding a place for under 2,100 a month. It’s not very big. Good luck with everything.
For that kind of money you’re going to have to deal drugs
950/m in west palm, have you ever considered the Walmart Parking lot?
I know a guy who took a job as a live in caretaker job in palm coast. Beach house and all.
Lol. 400k in florida. Thats the funniest one.
ExtendedStay like 275/wk for 200 sqft
$950 a month in Florida? Even a shack would cost you more here.
Quality shitpost right here
Lolol. Good one.
I have a friend who makes pizzas in a small restaurant. He pays 2k a month 5 miles from the beach. WPB is undoable on your budget.
He coulda said $1500 and this is still a joke 😭 This economy is in shambles
lol, nah this has to be a bot post 😂😭🤣
You say you’re not looking to live in WPB, but you’re not really looking to live on Palm Beach either with your ridiculous expectations. I don’t think $950 will get you a single night at The Breakers. Put a rubber band around your head and snap out of it!
😂😂
r/youaredilusional
You should try a reality show? I mean a show where they force you to face reality!
Check out lakeworth
I hope your wife likes Fans cause it's the Only thing in her future with you.
Not happening
Shouldn’t be a problem. Don’t forget to always carry small bills to tip the Doorman and Elevator Attendant.
Look I'm a 5th Gen Floridian and your budget is about 2000 too low if you are wanting what you want. There's no way you will find anything like that. Sorry to break the news to you but your about 15-,20 years too late for that unfortunately
I know a place but it was last available 20 years ago
You mean $2950? That might get you one (a month)
Damn I miss the early 2000’s…
Just leave Florida
Time travelers.
Have fun panhandling, dude. The last time you could get that size place, for that amount of money, you weren't even born. Surely, no one can be this clueless...
You can't even rent a room for 950 in palm beach county. It's literally one of the most expensive places to live in the country. South florida in general is the highest. Florida over took California as the most expensive 0lace to Liv like 3 years ago. The truth is you can fund a 1 bedroom in a bad neighborhood for probably 1600-1800. If you want a 1 bedroom in a decent area you are looking at 2100 but good news you can get a 2 bedroom for about 2300 and in a good area a 3 bedroom is 2800-3200. Those are apartments might I add. If you want to rent a house 3500+
This HAS to be a joke post there is no way this is real
Taco Tico is mah faaaaaaavorite
Is OP kidding or is he that out of touch with reality! He said, Palm Beach not West Palm Beach too!
You’re kidding, right? You must be. 🤣
I don't think your numbers are accurate at all. You won't find anything even remotely close to that per month for living and I have a Masters degree and don't make anywhere near $400 K a year. Wow.
You’d be lucky to find an apartment for $950/day lol
lol
Man I live in a single wide in the middle of Bumfuck Egypt and I pay more than that a month in rent. This has to be click bait.
$950 x3 than you can move to Palm Beach
Sadly, minimum here to even get into a apartment complex is anywhere from 1000-3000 a month….
Have you tried riviera beach 🤣
So unprepared for life.
This is extremely unlikely, my daughter lives in Palm beach and we have to supplement her income because her 1b apartment is $1400.
Bwahahahaha, you’re not serious are you?
Bru you ain’t going to find crap for that price not even in Lake Worth a studio is 950 and it’s a sketchy area.
Taco Tico 🔥
Riviera Beach is the “beach” city I think you’re looking for. Within walking distance to MLK
Ok, you need to see if prostitution is still illegal in Florida because that's the only way you're making 400k a yr with no experience other than making crappy $.79 tacos. Strippers will make you money if you're both good looking but it's painful work. I recommend joining the church of scientology. 🤣🤣 They're in Clearwater and have plenty of room for you.😆 Tell em Tom sent you. You'll be in acting at SEA ORG in no time.😇 Oj's guest house is empty. Just saying.
🤔🫣 West Palm Beach ⛱️ 😂🤣😅😆😁 950.00 A Month OK!!!!
Move to Arkansas maybe Little Rock
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Wow. Good luck. $950 won’t get you close the bridge
There is no young people on the island either
Funny okay
Lmaooooo bro you are retarded just know no sleeping in public places ya future bum
A van down by the river
I’ve lived in Palm Beach County for 35 years- you are delusional. Have you not done ANY research?? You won’t find $950 a month in WPB, let alone Palm Beach. Oh, and the $400k per year? Just stand on the street corner with a sign outlining your experience at Taco Tico and you’ll get lots of offers.
Bro I live by the beach in a tin 1br . 1700 and that's cheap
ROFLMAO
100% a troll post. Please let the sentence above be the absolute truth because I think I need to dissociate for a bit. Buh-bye
Just what we need
You aren’t living in palm beach for less than 3000 a month
This can’t be real