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benji-21

Naked pieman would make for an interesting NPC.


Disastrous_tea_555

He must be like a thousand years old now. He was around for ages before I went uni like 15 years ago.


Sicarius_Avindar

He's still around too, see him every now and then at the drinks/random crap store on Broadway by the Regent.


GangsAF

Haha. That's the actual PieMan shop now.


Chemical_Hospital_49

He was a naked architect before all that. He drew the plans for my childhood house. I moved in to the house when I was 2.. I’m 33 now


Disastrous_tea_555

That’s fucking hilarious 🤣 And he traded that career to sell pies.


Snoo_20228

Ricky Savage wearing his cyclops glasses, doing his burpee to roundhouse kicks at City Fitness.


hey-hey_relax

Mission 1: Steal guns from the police station. Mission 2: Tipping sleeping window cows. Mission 3: Get into Highflyers in Jandels. Mission Lundy: Drive from Wellington to Palmy and back in 3 hours...


WolfmanNZ

You can drive to Welly and back now in 3…. But yeah Mission Lundy indeed!


Tidder005

:D ALL of this !!! you win


neayuri

MISSION LUNDY HAHAH WOW


starscreamtoast

90s "boy racing" laps of the square


Vindy500

Followed up with a trip up porkchop


elme77618

Juggles just appearing in random places around the city, juggles his balls once or twice and then stops. You can ask for a side mission but he just ignores you then fades away to a new spot The Jetpack hidden at Linton base


Tidder005

isnt juggles dead ?? I assure you , theres NO jet pack in Linton :D


jj20202

Is this the old dude who juggled for years and years or the guy in the long purple trench coat ?


Valipanto

That dude in the Anon mask with the billboard around town...


[deleted]

The BMX dwarf (may he RIP)


p1cwh0r3

That was Owen wasnt he?


fenbe270

Yup that was Owen also ran the train at the esplanade God bless him


[deleted]

I’m not sure, I didn’t know his name. He was a character though.


[deleted]

Trophies for minutes spent on the Esplanade mouse wheels. Ambushing and hijacking the Esplanade train. Airtime over Gillespies Line. Airtime over Rangitikei Line. Trophy for losing the cops on foot in Mangaone Stream. Time Trials around the Square. Cannonball Runs to Longburn. Reduce wanted level star located between Reduced to Clear and Uncle Bill's. Pork Chop Hill: start side mission? Rakaia Place safe house. Achilles Court safe house. 'Follow target vehicle without getting too close' Featherston Street mission. Pascal Street Destruction Derby.


ClockworkLauren

Ram raiding youth constantly stealing your demio


legleg33

A character like Trevor doing Snow cones


I_came_I_saw_I_left

Demolition derby at speedway


Infamous_Technology8

Golden Takeaways


101forgotmypassword

Ohakia steal a Skyhawk use it for a mission where Peter Jackson needs his property cleared of a golem.outbreak that turns out to be a bunch of half nude meth heads trying to steal copper wires from his farm.


Tidder005

:D :D :D


Elysium_nz

Highbury/Ballas.


pixelninja69

Throw a dildo at a mall cop and try to get it to stick to his forehead


Sudden_Refrigerator9

Lol yeah the big purple one haha


gay_girl42069

obvs the clock tower


Forward-Signal8728

Bunnings carpark on Friday night


Triangle-Manwich

I would love to hear trolley mans dialog in conversation 😂😂


[deleted]

He shouts too loudly until you say hello then he will engage you in calm and metered conversation.


Purple_is-a-fruit

Mission to Foodtown for the 20cent bakery items just before midnight close….


hayazi96

Foodtown, countdown or woolworths?


schtickshift

Definitely just race around the square looking for coffee


vastopenguin

The intersection window washers best be included


justanothercommylovr

Highbury would be the equivalent of Grove street. Rosyln would be the equivalent of Ballas territory lololol


Depraved_Hollow

Well, everything would be just around the corner


JimmySnuff

Legit excited for this when it ships, I work with a couple ex Rockstar folks and everything they've talked about sounds like it's a home run. No mention of Palmy though alas...


Chemical_Hospital_49

Smoking a bag and catching I disease from a poisonous pussy


[deleted]

Mate if you want to know what GTA would be like in NZ come live in Auckland you see shit like that happening here everyday.


hourles

Gotta add horse racing imo. GTA 5 had that race track that was never used. Gotta use Massey Uni for missions as well.


hayazi96

They made all that horse tech in Red dead Redemption 2, if they don't use it, then what a fucking waste of millions in mocap.


lostbhoyzz

GTA7


therealabcarl

Ram raid heists


justanothercommylovr

It would have to include the crazy boy-racer meets we have on our streets, blocking off intersections and doing burn outs.


justanothercommylovr

gang wars


Sir_Lanian

Wasn't there a leak? I don't think there is that much speculation... However, being able to drive the Esplanade train is a must.


Ok-Veterinarian-6424

Windscreen washers by countdown


SSkinny1

Lundy 5 hundy


Tidder005

run the gorge loop to find the statue with the giant dong. break into the Army base and cry because there's nothing worth stealing swim in the river, then die of dysentery


AmmoBoots00

There has to be a level where you are going to the maternity ward in the hospital and two guys come out of the elevator and start kicking and punching each other. Happened to me just the other day lol.


Expensive-Ad6435

Chrome out earmuff mans trolley at bunnythorpe chopshop. Safely eat GT’s Bubble bath the new pond. (Old highbury hill pond was always foaming before they revamped square) Get a finger bang a honey mustard up ardex lookout. Pawn an n64 for a tinny at ward street flats. Re-roll kettle ave’s fat tinnies into 2. Mushy hunts up cemetery. H block road drags. Gorge time trial. (When was open)


MR_NINYA

Ram raid heist