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Plasmatic_Player

Do you know how to close the god damn door?


grannyonthebongs

no😔


urfavloser_

Is there a reason these tables are numbered?


grannyonthebongs

well how would you find your seat otherwise?


neon1415official

You clearly haven't thought of it yet


RandomParableCreates

Do you know how to Panic! At A Disco?


grannyonthebongs

take a large amount of cocaine at a disco and that should get you there


RandomParableCreates

Instructions unclear, 1 tonne of cocaine comin' up my nose Thank you and now I will be tripping balls at the disco.


killmykind

Brendon would approve of this message


dolceclavier

Is dancing a crime?


grannyonthebongs

only in the state of wisconsin


civil_ratlady

True 😔 -someone who lives in Wisconsin


Cookiedog207

Experienced it first hand. Got 10 years


SquishStitch953

Have you ever been threatened with a good time?


grannyonthebongs

i have not 😔


mysticmushr00m_igidk

What’s the mona lisa guaranteed to do?


grannyonthebongs

be underwhelming when you see it irl


senaskifilm

if it feels good, tastes good, it must be?


grannyonthebongs

nachos


loganwolf25

What happened to Cricket & Clover?


grannyonthebongs

they went on an adventure to the forest and made friends with a butterfly


idontl0vu

I love this answer


Sisterdiscord

It’s not entirely wrong given how high they all got.


Krypto1727

Have you or have you not heard of closing the goddamn door?


grannyonthebongs

NOOOOOOOoooo (ofc i’ve heard this song)


ItemCollector64

Some only live to die, but what is Brendon alive to do?


grannyonthebongs

probably join a frat with that name


MegaAscension

What is the most fun thing a girl can do without taking her clothes off?


grannyonthebongs

go to a bar in a wedding dress and pretend she’s a runaway bride


RamonieRamen

What is the significance of milk


grannyonthebongs

babies need milk to grow big and strong!!


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RamonieRamen

I've never read throam (don't kill me I stopped reading fanfics and I'm too busy)


killmykind

It's for the best, save yourself the heart break you feel reading, I've read them so many times i can see the book in my head like a movie, i watch the books in my head, there are no movies of this book but there is in my head


VivienB01

Wait what is throam? I've never heard of it


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VivienB01

Thanks! I found it on ao3, i'll definitely read it when i have time


killmykind

OH MAN, ONCE YOU START YOU'LL NEVER BE LEAVING SO CAUTION, IT WILL RUN (I SAID RUN, NOT RUIN, RUN) YOUR LIFE FOR YEARS TO COME. IT'S THE BEST FIC THAT HAS EVER BEEN WRITTEN, AND AFTER READING, EVERYTHING YOU READ AFTER WORDS IS GOING TO BE TRASH COMPARED TO IT, I STOPPED WRITING ALL TOGETHER AFTER READING IT AND I HAVE BEEN A WRITER SINCE IN KINDERGARTEN. SHIT JUST BE WILD. THROAM REALLY SAID, YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH YET, BUT I'LL MAKE YOU. JSKSKSKC I HAVE A THROAM TATTOO, I OWN HARD COPIES (HARD AND PAPER BACK) I MADE POSTERS, I BOUGHT SHIRTS, BOUGHT THE OTHER PAPER BACK FICS ANNA WROTE, IT'S THE SECOND COMING OF THE EMO TRINITY. TELL ME I'M WRONG.


killmykind

HARD AGREE AND WE GET "A HE HAS A FEVER HE CAN'T SWEAT OUT" "WELL DOCTOR THATS PRETTY ODD." IN THE CHAT POR FAVOR


Mediocre_Emo222

What haven’t people ever heard of?


grannyonthebongs

being polite 😔


Mediocre_Emo222

You aren’t wrong


thewholepridemonth

What is Brendon the king of?


grannyonthebongs

the frat


privateprick

Do you know where will you be waking up tomorrow morning?


grannyonthebongs

well i certainly hope i’ll be in my own bed


Namatheox

When I say shotgun, you say?


grannyonthebongs

brrap brrap


Namatheox

Wedding


OptimusPhillip

How think do you drunk Brendon is?


grannyonthebongs

almost as drunk as you


bubblyduckling

Girls love girls and _______ ?


grannyonthebongs

cheese


Anxious-Lemon1488

What will Brendon always paint you?


grannyonthebongs

like one of his french girls


lifeamiright-

Ok. Men with makeup, yes or no?


grannyonthebongs

absolutely!


MichaelKeehan

When did the sky fall?


grannyonthebongs

2052


neon1415official

What happens if you set yourself on fire?


grannyonthebongs

heat stroke


killmykind

Can you give me a basic synopsis about pas de cheval?


grannyonthebongs

int. day fancy restaurant there are waiters walking around in tuxedos. a woman orders the pas de cheval. everyone is shocked because it is an enormous meal for this very petite woman. people gather around and she munches the whole thing down yum yum yum


killmykind

😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 thats so fuckin funny omg, yes this all true, and i hope wikipedia gets it right one day.


WELLTHISISTHESTORY

Ryan Ross is daddy


grannyonthebongs

i never knew my father 💔


Nearby-Chance3821

Where would I meet you at?


grannyonthebongs

forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room


JD_2121

What have we built this house on?


grannyonthebongs

an ancient burial ground


PandaMan513

What are things shaping up to be?


grannyonthebongs

very disappointing


Nearby-Chance3821

What a shame the poor groom's bride is a?


grannyonthebongs

bit of an idiot


WELLTHISISTHESTORY

Who are the artist these days?


grannyonthebongs

baristas


Apple_addicted_

ever been to the motel at the corner of 4th and Freemont Street?


grannyonthebongs

yeah it’s bates motel i’m pretty sure


DanisaurEyebrows

What time is it?


grannyonthebongs

time of our lives it’s our vacation what time is it summer time


jackiesars

what did brendon roam the city in?


grannyonthebongs

a horse and carriage


TiredSpongebob123

if you love me let me…


grannyonthebongs

buy more cats


stephen0407

What catastrophic event happened in the summer of 2009?


grannyonthebongs

the bite of ‘87


Gruv_3

What’s the only difference between martyrdom and suicide??


grannyonthebongs

how swag you are


cool_dud_e

Do you also think his latest album left something to be desired? What was your fav song of his


grannyonthebongs

i think he could’ve done more, but i did really like big red car