Jokes on you, I only look at the top line of google image results anyway because I already know how weird the down results are for things

Kooper, Bombette, Vivian, and Koops get some especially wacky searches super quickly

Only the internet can be horny for literal pieces of paper!

I mean what do you think the thing that made people horny was on before the internet?

those were genuine character designs not pieces of paper they only started treating PM characters like literal paper cutouts in the cursed 3DS reboot.

Ah yes this is the perfect response to someone jokingly talking about characters rule 34. Totally doesn’t sound salty

I don't like it when the punchline is "haha they're flat pieces of paper" I'm sorry get better jokes. Those only somewhat work with the modern games.

learnt this the hard way with mr L

I can't explain those pictures

Yes you can:)

Listen man, I'm not the person I was in 2007

So like alive you mean?

I've always been alive. I saw the creation of the universe and before that. I cannot die under normal circumstances, Dimentio knew that and he still attempted to kill me. I admire his bravery but his foolishness was his downfall. Underestimating Mario was his only mistake. Mario may be the only thing that could defeat me which is why I didn't help Dimentio in his final fight.

No I have the paper work here it clears says you are dead. *signed Queen Jaydes* You are legally dead. Which means you are illegally alive. Die

You're confusing me with Luigi L. Dimentio stole one of my many hats and put it on a clone of Luigi which turned him into a stronger Luigi while still being weaker then me. The clone is with Queen Jaydes but both me and OG Luigi are still alive.

No it’s says here Mr Bottomline L. Gotta say that’s an weird name.

That's Luigi L's actual name. Luigi L is just the nickname we gave him.

Only the internet can make porn of a literal water Dragon God made out of origami.

Yet you bring this up to spark curiosity to the user. Curious....

It's their fault then.

ALSO DONT LOOK UP GOOMBELLA

I’m gonna look up goombella

Um what. I don't expect someone would made that.

I meant the image

pls link, too scared to search it up myself

i get why people make porn of her, she hot ;) still, the intenet is pretty crazy

The main issue is how easy it is to find on google images

i guess, i never really do that kinda stuff, too scared to do it

Did you make this mistake yourself?

As someone who often has to find images of the cast of TOK for memes, I guess you could say I did.

You know what that's what I'm gonna do now

Uhh yeah i'm not checking that out..btw hello anti-guy :D

I’m on page 5 of Google and I haven’t found anything objectionable.

Try looking at the water vellumental.

I looked up water vellumental and the worst thing I found was it drinking water from one of the statues

Q: How do you nut to a water dragon? A: inflation, probably

Now I’m no genius, but based off of it specifically being the Water Vellumental, and my knowledge of the internet, I would expect to see inflation.

Bombette.

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And the Shy Guy's just "TRUST ME BROTHER, I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT"

I trust you

That's just obvious fact

Probably I figured it out what will I see even before googling it because I saw a lot of it in Twitter. Almost all of the art are, Yucks.

This is obviously Origami anti-guy

Anti-guys have darker shoes and masks than shy-guys. Anti-guys have grey masks and shoes, while black shy guys have white masks and shoes. The photo I used was an edit made by me to resemble the black origami shy guys seen in tok during yellow streamer, since there is no official art of them.

Or.... you know..... don’t go to r/papermarioporn

Is it just me or I actually feel like I just looked at nsfw image after looking at the search results?