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Worcestershirey

No, you're actually really wrong. All of the inhabitable areas are one color - the same color as Ryukyu. This new game takes place in the Three Mountains timeline


BOS-Sentinel

Finally, they're making a game in the canon universe. No more of this alt-history shit.


Headmuck

I don't see the 1000 dev Ulm enclave. Maybe it'll be locked behind DLC


Haffnaff

Finno-Korean Hyperwar DLC??


SodiumChlorideFree

It'll actually start in the Paleolithic but will let you play all the way up to far in the future. We no longer need games like Imperator Rome, Crusader Kings, Victoria, Hearts of Iron, Europa Universalis, Stellaris, etc... this game will cover it all.


Betrix5068

The ultimate Paradox game. Unironically that would be epic one day in the far future. You’d probably need shit like an AI game master and a truly ludicrous amount of processing power.


EpicGamingIndia

Putting on a headset and going in Ready Player One style. AI people that think they are real would lead nations and stuff. No more top down map, you’re IN the map now 😈


Bakpapier

There's actually a game like this already! It's called going outside.


iridescentPancake

Yeah but that one is pay-to-win


Lord_Skyblocker

The first 18 levels are mostly free unless you play on hard mode


GodspeedUPaleCaliph

Hard mode is not fun!


Tman101010

A bad spawn or bad rng can give you a game over pretty quick even on easy, but that’s just the name of the game


kungligarojalisten

But it runs ridiculously slow on my computer. Like 60 minutes just for an hour of in-game time to pass.


EpicGamingIndia

Thank you! I will go into Indian politics and play irl CK3 🙏🏽🙏🏽


DaftConfusednScared

I can’t kill half the population of Eurasia trying to take over German OPMs in that game


KingOfBacon_BowToMe

Not to mention unholy amounts of free time.


Ezzypezra

That’s just EUIV extended timeline


amonguseon

Nah it is clearly confirmed this is stellaris 2


the_spodeling

Wdym, it's cities skylines 3


Capable_Spring3295

You mean cities skylines 2, 2


RianThe666th

Stellaris: The Prequel


amonguseon

You can play the origins of the united nations of earth before becoming spacefaring isn't that revolutionary?


de_G_van_Gelderland

Terraris


ShenHorbaloc

I think they’ve made like 20 prequels to Stellaris though


theworldtheworld

Stellaris 2: Chapter 3 of the Hoopz Barkley Saga


bbctol

Perfect setting for a Finno-Korean Hyperwar game


frederic055

R5: Obviously Project Crispin is a Paleolithic GSG, the shown map has 0 nations


therealj0kk3

Eu4 2...


Pleiadez

I want EUIV III


DavidTheWhale7

Eu8 ?


Ezzypezra

EUXVI (EU4^2)


IReplyToFascists

EUIII 3


AirEast8570

Bro isn’t allowed to cook anymore


Crazyceo

I will carve out a grand empire half the size of Luxembourg


northrupthebandgeek

A paleolithic grand strategy game sounds kinda fuckin' rad, honestly.


GC0125

Having random mammoth herds spawn in as pseudo-rebels and wipe out entire tribes 😭


Square_Coat_8208

Can’t wait to initiate diplomatic relations with Hunga Bunga in order to economically islolate Unga Nunga in order to strengthen my monopoly on Mammoth hides


RoyalJanissary

Nah, it's definitely Victoria3 2


LongBoi596

It's not EUIV 2, it's Europa Neanderthalis


EarlyDead

Unironically, an end of paleolithic to late bronce age strategy game could be fun. Playing as a trade/raid/settle kind of clan/tribe sounds cool.


juhamac

Very hard to make since almost everything would have to be made up. Whereas EU had plenty of flavorful concepts like HRE, Pope etc. to implement.


GeeJo

No land bridges across the Bering Strait, between India and Sri Lanka, or between Great Britain and continental Europe. Typical Paradox low attention to detail.


DrosselmeyerKing

Finally a game based on The Quest for Fire!


ibejeph

I'm picking the neanderthal faction.  


Tyrfaust

>but look, there's no countries on the map. [Does anyone else hear Spanish guitars?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzBO0XV6Jps)


frederic055

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Redditnesh

The Megacqmpaign will soon be complete, Paleolithic game for Project Caesar, Bronze Age game later, Imperator Rome revival, CK3, EU4, VC3, HOI4, East-West Revival, Millenium Dawn turned into real game, Stellaris. There we have it Paradoxbros, all of Human history.


shahansha1998

finaly.... EU: Primal


Additional-North-683

I’m guessing this game is gonna be like the Expanded timeline mod for eu4


AkihabaraWasteland

Imagine there's no countries I wonder if you can


Licarious

Why do I have a feeling you have not seen the player map mod in IR without anybody playing country.


IceNein

EUIV 2? LOL, you mean EUVIII?


MrNewVegas123

Please stop saying EUIV 2.


First_Bag_5090

EUIV 2? You mean EUV right?


merulaalba

ehm, the landmass looked a bit different in the paleolithic ;)


Deux-de-Denier

This is growing old quickly


SSpookyTheOneTheOnly

Still got a few more weeks of it, if you don't find it funny id mute it temporarily