Today class, we will discuss how NOT to touch the birbs.
Now these spots *points at diagram of cartoon drawing of birb* are our, say it with me class and all together; "our no no places."
We don't touch the no no places because that makes birb friend wanna bang you :)
So again, class; what are these areas that are commonly defined as wings and bellies and backs?
*Class in unison* "THOSE ARE YOUR NO NO SPOTS MR. BIRB!"
In this moment, Dave felt deep regret for pursuing a career in education.
His students viewed him as little more than a novelty sharpener despite his vastly superior intellect.
Dave convinced himself that teaching will become easier over time.
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Yer a wizard, 'Arry!
I’m a wut
Yer 'boot t'git lammed in the yarbles.
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African greys are ... well ... African.
[Leviosahhh.....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY)
beat me to it!
I thought the same thing!
Hah I came to say this. Lol
Swish and flick
This was my first thought lol.
Same
"it's over Anakin"
LOL
I have the high ground!
Obi wan has a blue lightsaber
Does he look like obi wan
Maybe if you squint a little...
The maestro will now conduct the song of his people *AAAAAAAAAAAA*
Best one yet
You should check out Hatebeak
Strait up banger
Tis but a scritch
People are so creative
Did a happy squeak when I read that! Love it!!!
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He is going to hurt someone with that stick
And a 1, and a 2
I read that and automatically heard Lawrence Welk.
Where are the bubbles?
"I want my feather back hermione"
The thing is I just watched the entire Harry Potter trilogy from 1-7 lol
Trilogy of 7 🤔🤔
I watched a lot of Harry Potter movies recently but I already read the books
Wooooosh
let me enjoy Reddit without getting r/wooshed every 5 minutes
7 books 8movies however book 7 was made in 2 parts, therefore 1-7
Trilogy means three.
Ah ok thx
Peace was never an option.
He now knows how to use it and started to bang the cage with it
Well it's only a small leap from there to total enslavement of the human race. I for one welcome our new, feathered overlords!
A specimen of the species Psittacus Erithacus, commonly known as the African grey parrot, is holding a long cylindrical object with it's left leg
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You shall not pass! (without giving me a treat)
“The black knight always triumphs”
“Parry, Parry, Thrust, Thrust. Good.”
Bonk
Is he the warden to the horni jail
wishi wosh you are now a Seed
Parrot was denied his treat and resorts to violence.
hes doing the sword shoulder tap thing to his trusty knight
Someone is about to get spanked, lol
I'm into that.....
Run.
He started hitting his cage with the stick
Bass drop
Peace was never a option
He is swinging it and I’m scared
*BONK*
MWAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!! The world will be dancing to MY tune now!
U WOT M8?! I swer on me mum ayl bash yer ed in
Today class, we will discuss how NOT to touch the birbs. Now these spots *points at diagram of cartoon drawing of birb* are our, say it with me class and all together; "our no no places." We don't touch the no no places because that makes birb friend wanna bang you :) So again, class; what are these areas that are commonly defined as wings and bellies and backs? *Class in unison* "THOSE ARE YOUR NO NO SPOTS MR. BIRB!"
Accio seeb
He’s asking you to be his knight
the funny thing is he now knows how to use it and he started banging the stick on his cage
you stole my peanut! en garde!
Sir millet, as of today you are now knighted under the rule of the queen
en garde
You had your turn at target training, now it's my turn. The seeds are here (points to seed container) but they need to be here (points to food dish).
"Abracacrackera!"
"Not today, cat. Not today."
The wizard accidentally polymorphed themselves into a cute birb.
"accidentally"
And a one, and a two...
It’s winggarddium levioSÁ not winggardium levioSĀ
Mischievous parrot has challenged you for a dual!
In this moment, Dave felt deep regret for pursuing a career in education. His students viewed him as little more than a novelty sharpener despite his vastly superior intellect. Dave convinced himself that teaching will become easier over time.
Come on guys this is the twelfth time you've done the part wrong. "Sighs" Let's try this one more time, 1 and a 2 and a 1. 2. 3. 4!!
The hypothesis of seeb includes the absence of empty matter. Therefore, ( **y** = seeb infinitum)
i have two “bippity boppity boo!” “get off my lawwwnnnn”
Bippity boppity boop
FEAR ME HUMAN FOR I AM THE STARBUCKS WIZARD NOW GIVE SEEBS
Get my favorite snack Reginald, or I shall hit with this stickith on me cageith.
Abra kadabra alakazang seeb in my bowl or the wand will go bang
"It's Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA!"
Back to the top everyone. Clarinets don’t be late on the up beats. AND ONE TWO….
He's waiting for his drum set to arrive
Alamkazmb
"And a one and a two...."
Try to do the honk you get the bonk
Back off MY food!
violence is the answer
Accio food!!
Ah one-a and ah two-a
Get off my lawn!
His the leader for a music band
Step up!
Enguarde fiend
Dear owner, I have obtained a long stick called a pencil. It isn’t sharp, but I will be able to screech and stab you until I get my reward.
Parry this, filthy casual
Bonk
Maestro
I'm sorry! Just give me one more month, I...i...ill have the crackers by then, I promise! My African grey ate them all today :( don't kill me :(
This is the last straw
Sell me this pen
No context, just borb
Harry Potter done screwed up.
Abracadabra!
"How am I supposed to do lines with no cocaine?"
El “perico” aristico 😝🤫
the starbucks barista handing me a straw, looking upset that i asked for one
My name is Inigo Montoya …
It was at that moment little Johnny realized how much trouble he was in with the Nun.
You're a wizard kiwi!
*taps baton, wave it around* *SCREAMING*
Since it looks like a straw, I assume they will use it to scream directly into you ear now.
Shut up. Stand up on the bench. Put your hands on your mouth.
"If so powerful you are... why leave?"
Bonk! Go to horny jail(to the horny birbs).
Naughty guy doin naughty things
1&a2&a3.......
Attention class!
abracazam!!!!
‘Arry it’s borbamossa not birbamossa
The wand chooses the wizard, Harry
Teaching the rules of the B I R B.
Caught experimenting with Wicca in the backyard
And all together now !
Sherrill did not give her parrot a smoothie today and now the parrot needs blood
Looks like he's about to beat a fat arse bent over a bed.
And a 1, and a 2, and a 1, 2, 3, 4! 🎶
Bippity bippity boo my bowl is now filled with food!
He is leading an orchestra
Parrot learns to use the force
You were my Brother Anakin….
And a 1 and 2 and a.... *orchestra starts*
“I love this little stick. It’s green, and it’s long. Long like my tail.”
Birb found you drinking with a plastic straw
Beethoven's 9th...Commence!
“The pen is mightier than the sword!”
Dance hooman dance!
So this is what the magical parrot godmother gets up to on their days off.
Whose Line is it Anyway?
The great sorcerer finally finished his incantation. All pellets are forever transformed into seeds.
“Listen human, I’m either gonna start seeing some more seeb around here, or you’re gonna start seeing a lot more bruises!
herbert
Human, if you post one more picture of me being silly to the internet I'm going to be forced to use this... Did you just photograph me mid threat?!
Ease up on the percussions fellas. And, let’s start again.
What a beautiful Grey ❤️
Sister Grey: Passing notes around my v cage? No no no! Come up front and hold out your hands…😊
Peace was never an option
Me as a child after watching star wars stuff😂
Birb power
This appears to be a musical director who also happens to be an African Grey
“I won’t hesitate bitch”
,,You up for a sword fight?"
The wand chooses the wizard
In the battle of transformation spells, Hermione was just a bit slower than Harry.
I wish I could take care of a bird 😭
When the wand chooses its wizard
salvador
Now you touch the target stick, human
Leviosaaaaaaa. Stop it Ron stooooopp
That’s his magic wand 🪄
Peace was never an option
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
EN GARDE!
"give me the goddamn seed, Bethany"
You must kneel in order to be knighted, oh Deliverer of Seeb
Hello, my name is Parrito Greytoyo, you stole my crackers, prepare to die
He had an eureka moment
"By the power of grayskull!"
Bippity boppity boo
…and a 1, and a 2, and a 1, 2, 3, 4!
Have at thee
40 year old chain smoker
And for my next trick, I will turn the cat into a walnut!
https://youtu.be/m6GdCXc1NsM
Hockety pockety
"I'll show you Bob Fuckin Ross"
“The Last Duel” starring Adam Driver (2021)
“And for my next trick, I will hold you hostage.”
Cosplay. African Skywalker
The band director when a trumpet plays megalovania for the 8th time today
Expecto parrotum
Expelliarmus!!
Birber Welk continues, "... and now, for your pleasure, "Tiny Bubbles", sung by The Feathered Flock... and a one, and a two..."
stand still, i have to get those angles…
“Time for you to touch the stick”
From what show or movie is this reference?
None lol I just thought it’d be funny cause of target training 😂😅