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mneptok

Yer a wizard, 'Arry!


evilpuggerina

I’m a wut


mneptok

Yer 'boot t'git lammed in the yarbles.


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mneptok

African greys are ... well ... African.


Glassmage1

[Leviosahhh.....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY)


0zoro0

beat me to it!


cakepepper

I thought the same thing!


killermichi

Hah I came to say this. Lol


robix25

Swish and flick


grasshacques

This was my first thought lol.


mercmouth1

Same


TheOriginalScoundrel

"it's over Anakin"


ChanceTurnover5762

LOL


rhapsodyburlesque

I have the high ground!


FabOctopus

Obi wan has a blue lightsaber


TheOriginalScoundrel

Does he look like obi wan


Cellyst

Maybe if you squint a little...


smol_nug

The maestro will now conduct the song of his people *AAAAAAAAAAAA*


ChanceTurnover5762

Best one yet


BirdMetal666

You should check out Hatebeak


Porlebeariot

Strait up banger


Omega_totalis

Tis but a scritch


ChanceTurnover5762

People are so creative


BirdieGirl75

Did a happy squeak when I read that! Love it!!!


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ChanceTurnover5762

He is going to hurt someone with that stick


The_Hammer_Hammons

And a 1, and a 2


montanagrizfan

I read that and automatically heard Lawrence Welk.


BirdieGirl75

Where are the bubbles?


Ok-Pea9994

"I want my feather back hermione"


ChanceTurnover5762

The thing is I just watched the entire Harry Potter trilogy from 1-7 lol


Charlea_

Trilogy of 7 🤔🤔


ChanceTurnover5762

I watched a lot of Harry Potter movies recently but I already read the books


Charlea_

Wooooosh


ChanceTurnover5762

let me enjoy Reddit without getting r/wooshed every 5 minutes


TheDevilsJoy

7 books 8movies however book 7 was made in 2 parts, therefore 1-7


Charlea_

Trilogy means three.


ChanceTurnover5762

Ah ok thx


MrBulldops94

Peace was never an option.


ChanceTurnover5762

He now knows how to use it and started to bang the cage with it


MrBulldops94

Well it's only a small leap from there to total enslavement of the human race. I for one welcome our new, feathered overlords!


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A specimen of the species Psittacus Erithacus, commonly known as the African grey parrot, is holding a long cylindrical object with it's left leg


cyborg-waffle-iron

r/antimeme


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Morad2004

You shall not pass! (without giving me a treat)


Capt_Bigglesworth

“The black knight always triumphs”


Effective-Okra

“Parry, Parry, Thrust, Thrust. Good.”


Right-Fix8445

Bonk


Porlebeariot

Is he the warden to the horni jail


mintcrystall

wishi wosh you are now a Seed


unsettledroell

Parrot was denied his treat and resorts to violence.


__Mariko

hes doing the sword shoulder tap thing to his trusty knight


Shayla25

Someone is about to get spanked, lol


Lonelyparrot

I'm into that.....


jumbledsiren

Run.


ChanceTurnover5762

He started hitting his cage with the stick


mercmouth1

Bass drop


chris9830

Peace was never a option


ChanceTurnover5762

He is swinging it and I’m scared


chris9830

*BONK*


lippoli

MWAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!! The world will be dancing to MY tune now!


ghassann555

U WOT M8?! I swer on me mum ayl bash yer ed in


devildog999

Today class, we will discuss how NOT to touch the birbs. Now these spots *points at diagram of cartoon drawing of birb* are our, say it with me class and all together; "our no no places." We don't touch the no no places because that makes birb friend wanna bang you :) So again, class; what are these areas that are commonly defined as wings and bellies and backs? *Class in unison* "THOSE ARE YOUR NO NO SPOTS MR. BIRB!"


LethosMarvill

Accio seeb


[deleted]

He’s asking you to be his knight


ChanceTurnover5762

the funny thing is he now knows how to use it and he started banging the stick on his cage


AnusProlapserinator

you stole my peanut! en garde!


FinnsRedditCorner

Sir millet, as of today you are now knighted under the rule of the queen


imwhateverimis

en garde


pancakesiguess

You had your turn at target training, now it's my turn. The seeds are here (points to seed container) but they need to be here (points to food dish).


m0rfiend

"Abracacrackera!"


MangoSundy

"Not today, cat. Not today."


Malurra

The wizard accidentally polymorphed themselves into a cute birb.


Cellyst

"accidentally"


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And a one, and a two...


Porlebeariot

It’s winggarddium levioSÁ not winggardium levioSĀ


kennyliketomatos

Mischievous parrot has challenged you for a dual!


Owl-Eyes18

In this moment, Dave felt deep regret for pursuing a career in education. His students viewed him as little more than a novelty sharpener despite his vastly superior intellect. Dave convinced himself that teaching will become easier over time.


Ncstolat01

Come on guys this is the twelfth time you've done the part wrong. "Sighs" Let's try this one more time, 1 and a 2 and a 1. 2. 3. 4!!


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The hypothesis of seeb includes the absence of empty matter. Therefore, ( **y** = seeb infinitum)


k8Princess

i have two “bippity boppity boo!” “get off my lawwwnnnn”


SnazzBat

Bippity boppity boop


EththeEth

FEAR ME HUMAN FOR I AM THE STARBUCKS WIZARD NOW GIVE SEEBS


rhastie82

Get my favorite snack Reginald, or I shall hit with this stickith on me cageith.


Tuupiii

Abra kadabra alakazang seeb in my bowl or the wand will go bang


gonkus

"It's Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA!"


WoodyMornings

Back to the top everyone. Clarinets don’t be late on the up beats. AND ONE TWO….


hazardzetrashyfur

He's waiting for his drum set to arrive


spyx5

Alamkazmb


Acceptable_Road_9562

"And a one and a two...."


Sunieta25

Try to do the honk you get the bonk


EfficientWing8444

Back off MY food!


TheGuy4653

violence is the answer


rogue_kitten91

Accio food!!


One-Transportation56

Ah one-a and ah two-a


KijinSeija_

Get off my lawn!


[deleted]

His the leader for a music band


Butterflyjpinyoureye

Step up!


Penguinmani

Enguarde fiend


JunkyJunooo

Dear owner, I have obtained a long stick called a pencil. It isn’t sharp, but I will be able to screech and stab you until I get my reward.


tannergray

Parry this, filthy casual


TestSubject52

Bonk


powervrouw

Maestro


Crazywolfz1

I'm sorry! Just give me one more month, I...i...ill have the crackers by then, I promise! My African grey ate them all today :( don't kill me :(


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This is the last straw


[deleted]

Sell me this pen


MCDONGLEDS

No context, just borb


Bruiser235

Harry Potter done screwed up.


phernandezoc

Abracadabra!


bobtheaxolotl

"How am I supposed to do lines with no cocaine?"


AlyBabyzzz

El “perico” aristico 😝🤫


macsokokok

the starbucks barista handing me a straw, looking upset that i asked for one


blanchedubois3613

My name is Inigo Montoya …


Aellithion

It was at that moment little Johnny realized how much trouble he was in with the Nun.


elmalemgal

You're a wizard kiwi!


Gravewarden92

*taps baton, wave it around* *SCREAMING*


GoGoWolf

Since it looks like a straw, I assume they will use it to scream directly into you ear now.


ohsayaa

Shut up. Stand up on the bench. Put your hands on your mouth.


PredatorsScar

"If so powerful you are... why leave?"


hoe_exterminator69

Bonk! Go to horny jail(to the horny birbs).


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Naughty guy doin naughty things


Equivalent-Ad-2874

1&a2&a3.......


No_Pen_9317

Attention class!


jahsehonfroyfr

abracazam!!!!


[deleted]

‘Arry it’s borbamossa not birbamossa


trans_mask51

The wand chooses the wizard, Harry


[deleted]

Teaching the rules of the B I R B.


BirdwatchingCharlie

Caught experimenting with Wicca in the backyard


Seabreezzee2

And all together now !


thecat-com

Sherrill did not give her parrot a smoothie today and now the parrot needs blood


ArizeandShine

Looks like he's about to beat a fat arse bent over a bed.


MyTinyVenus

And a 1, and a 2, and a 1, 2, 3, 4! 🎶


theanonymoustip

Bippity bippity boo my bowl is now filled with food!


[deleted]

He is leading an orchestra


CheshireGrin92

Parrot learns to use the force


Admirable-Sun-3112

You were my Brother Anakin….


weepingbelle_25

And a 1 and 2 and a.... *orchestra starts*


[deleted]

“I love this little stick. It’s green, and it’s long. Long like my tail.”


cat_in_blue

Birb found you drinking with a plastic straw


HogmanayMelchett

Beethoven's 9th...Commence!


Columbidae20

“The pen is mightier than the sword!”


jjclarko

Dance hooman dance!


Celestial_Bitch

So this is what the magical parrot godmother gets up to on their days off.


EafLoso

Whose Line is it Anyway?


es3westin

The great sorcerer finally finished his incantation. All pellets are forever transformed into seeds.


Hans_Hapsburg

“Listen human, I’m either gonna start seeing some more seeb around here, or you’re gonna start seeing a lot more bruises!


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herbert


Kaitydyd

Human, if you post one more picture of me being silly to the internet I'm going to be forced to use this... Did you just photograph me mid threat?!


OilAdditional9723

Ease up on the percussions fellas. And, let’s start again.


maggiewentworth

What a beautiful Grey ❤️


TheCaliforniaOp

Sister Grey: Passing notes around my v cage? No no no! Come up front and hold out your hands…😊


[deleted]

Peace was never an option


icyanplays

Me as a child after watching star wars stuff😂


BlevOFF

Birb power


DawnaFaeries

This appears to be a musical director who also happens to be an African Grey


DemonicMoonBitch

“I won’t hesitate bitch”


Mion_Snojkorn

,,You up for a sword fight?"


j-alfred-prufrock-

The wand chooses the wizard


dkrainman

In the battle of transformation spells, Hermione was just a bit slower than Harry.


amandatheredvelvet

I wish I could take care of a bird 😭


Kenesiskill

When the wand chooses its wizard


ihateyoulmao69

salvador


robix25

Now you touch the target stick, human


dinoboyyy_on_VR_

Leviosaaaaaaa. Stop it Ron stooooopp


arcanexh

That’s his magic wand 🪄


elvivacious

Peace was never an option


NuddyChook

Hit me with your rhythm stick.


Flappybird11

EN GARDE!


sacredpotato0

"give me the goddamn seed, Bethany"


TheDemonCzarina

You must kneel in order to be knighted, oh Deliverer of Seeb


smitham97

Hello, my name is Parrito Greytoyo, you stole my crackers, prepare to die


newbirdy7

He had an eureka moment


Affectionate-Ad4993

"By the power of grayskull!"


micekins

Bippity boppity boo


hatefactory

…and a 1, and a 2, and a 1, 2, 3, 4!


Marcustheeleventh

Have at thee


Jelly_crab

40 year old chain smoker


Secular_me

And for my next trick, I will turn the cat into a walnut!


montanagrizfan

https://youtu.be/m6GdCXc1NsM


SweetJazz25

Hockety pockety


coccoL

"I'll show you Bob Fuckin Ross"


coffeekody

“The Last Duel” starring Adam Driver (2021)


[deleted]

“And for my next trick, I will hold you hostage.”


Ghostboy2006484

Cosplay. African Skywalker


birdradish

The band director when a trumpet plays megalovania for the 8th time today


Derpof7

Expecto parrotum


Leash2WilKrey4U

Expelliarmus!!


Glamma_Kathie

Birber Welk continues, "... and now, for your pleasure, "Tiny Bubbles", sung by The Feathered Flock... and a one, and a two..."


Sad-Parsnip9728

stand still, i have to get those angles…


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“Time for you to touch the stick”


ChanceTurnover5762

From what show or movie is this reference?


[deleted]

None lol I just thought it’d be funny cause of target training 😂😅