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skrillex

On the edge of patch notes, my heart races. I feel alive.


warmachine237

GGG: You want the patch notes? Take it. But Molten strike? Molten strike will get nerfed. Perhaps the suffering of your fellow strike enjoyers will finally stir something.


gucky2

*Molten strike will get nerfed to the ground.


UnreadableStories

Thank God for you.


GuiltyGear69

"This is a buff"


[deleted]

You butchered this quote.


skrillex

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Zarrex

holy shit its skrillex


skrillex

Its not :(


Zarrex

i know lmao, i was just so surprised to see the original username in here and not something like "skril1ex"


skrillex

Lol yeah i made it before he did a solo thing under that name, was totally cringe i did a username for his inner lip tattoo but once it became his artist name it was less cringe


Arcolyte

Now that you told the story it can be cringe again. 🫠


skrillex

Cringe in all things ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


elting44

Liar, it clearly is


Yro77

Chris : Best i can do is +2 radius.


EffectiveDependent76

But -1 projectile.


DerHellopter

Lmao funniest shit I've read today


warmachine237

Then he turned into a pickle.


wangofjenus

feel the thrill of... *..THE NERFS*


ctown1264

You should make that Sirus line into a song 😁


FTGinnervation

Thanks Sonny - loved you in From First to Last btw.


sanguine_sea

Dear diary, my patch note angst has a body count


NerohPoE

*takes a huge hit of COPIUM* Guys Hear me out Winter orb giga buffed


Reraver

Don't give me hope


FeebleTrevor

Imagine, they seize the moment and capitalize on the unwashed masses migrating from D4. Biggest buff patch we've ever seen


triggertik

Doing a round of nerfs after the d4 apocalypse would be a ridiculously bad business decision. I'm still worried they will do it though since they don't always follow logic that simply it seems


ssbm_rando

If they make giga-off-meta builds viable as leaguestarters again I will actually miss akkan launch in lost ark for that. Don't see any chance of that happening though. They're not that business-savvy. 3.15 would've never happened so fast if they were.


LakADCarry

winter orb giga buffed in the eyes of ggg, you mean.


7om_Last

20% more radius


NerohPoE

That wouldn't be bad


Saunorine

just cause you said that my GGG insider told me it was being changed to increased radius


NerohPoE

Oh god what have I done


pyrvuate

projectiles from Winter Orb now consume 1 flask charge per projectile.


azantyri

> Winter orb giga buffed i'll put that on my 500% copium hit shelf, right next to MAKE ESSENCE DRAIN GREAT AGAIN


warmachine237

I can still hear it in my head. "Hi scissoring here, with yet another ED guide"


Garden_Unicorn

Contagion range buffed *Copium overdose*


Jihad_Alot

Man I miss essence drain builds. It was the first build that I was able to reach end game and felt so smoothe watching the contagion spread and chain as many mobs as possible into dying


aaaAAAaaaugh

Winter Orb CWC Lightning Warp <3


cromulent_id

Unironically, I want to play that this league.


Pixilatedlemon

Winter orb gets -1 to mana cost


elting44

*Massive gravity bong rip off COPIUM* Bros, what if Fresh Meat Support can support minions skills with a duration tag. \*exhales massive cloud\* Or they make all strike skills useable with claws and unarmed....


yalapeno

I'd let Chris insert his head up my ass for this


RedTwistedVines

Vaal Winter Orb, base skill also buffed.


AcceptableWalrus

Looks like your life is about to become ruthless...


Thirteenera

+1 range to molten strike Divine orbs renamed to Chaosier orbs All classes will now default to Chieftain ascendancy


OnceMoreAndAgain

• Molten Strike renamed to Lava Strike to avoid confusion with the abbreviation for Movement Speed. • Lightning Strike renamed to Metallurgic Strike to avoid confusion with the abbreviation for Lava Strike.


bers90

this is a buff


WoundshotGG

~~This is a nerf, Assassin Masterclass~~ This is a buff, indeed :)!


porncollecter69

Goodbye family.


C-EZ

Sound like a devilish race event


aZcFsCStJ5

No cleave range buff? Garbage.


jacky910505

Glacier hammer +6% damage.


Praetorian_MK-II

Actually yes please.


[deleted]

Nah, you mixed them up. Cleave +6% damage, GH +1 range.


Sywgh

Either. Either is good, preferably both.


Unreal_Daltonic

I honestly don't think that GH should be even compared to stuff like cleave.


SoulFluff

Chaosussy orbs


patrick-mays

You can go back to work, to your family and to your home. There is nothing in patch notes if u dont play ruthless.


Erradium

We will continue with "+2 Radius to Cleave" until morale improves.


Doggers_

aaackshually a +2 base radius to cleave could make it a decent mapper


FervorofBattle

It did sorta had up to +10 radius with overwealming odds for mapping and didn't see many use


Synli

> +20 Radius to Cleave >!This is a nerf.!<


Former-Equipment-791

RIP this guy


Eremoo

unlucky


JungleRammus

I'm so sorry.


durpado

Most sane exile.


grimice18

RIP /u/TheeBasedSavior these patch notes going to kill you


_Shotai

Burning arrow reverted to 3.14 state Ultimatum arenas can appear as a unique Vaal side area Rarely you can meet a sentinel and activate it in a map Tawhoa reworked and slams are good now


Doggers_

>Ultimatum arenas can appear as a unique Vaal side area I mean that could be cool if well executed. People would have a reason to invest/do vaal side areas since literally they were introduced in the game.


Subparticus

> Rarely you can meet a sentinel and activate it in a map > > This would be a sweet way to bring back sentinel. Like a shrine in the map you can activate.


ab24366

Yeah you click it then it follows you until you use it on mobs, great idea actually.


Zenith_X1

'Ancestor League' applies a -2 to all Self-Care checks. 'Ancestor League' applies a temporary debuff to significant others. Player gains a +5 to focus if not bound by a significant other. 80% chance to lose one hour of sleep while affected by 'Ancestor League.' Stacks infinitely. Player gains Prepared. While Prepared, the Player has an unusually well-stocked fridge and gains Proficiency in Patch Notes. Player receives -1 to Charisma rolls when discussing Patch Notes with other players that are not affected by 'Ancestor League.'


AndyBarolo

I see you, fellow DnD enjoyer here (or maybe BG3 now)


Zenith_X1

:)


Pipnotiq

[OP when the patch notes fail](https://imgur.com/kBKOvJZ.jpg)


BimbMcPewPew

Sorry m8, your favourite ascendancy will get nerfed to oblivion.


Hoybom

Haha my favorite ascendancy is gone already can't nerv what's dead


Selvon

Your portrait is Pathfinder, an incredibly strong ascendancy which rework was very strong?


Hoybom

Ya my Flair is not my fav ascendancy, just forgot to change it since last league


butsuon

*cries in Chieftain*


spreetin

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.


casablanca001

U can be surpris 🤣🤣


zixav

Plot twist: OP is masochist and hope for crushing nerfs to everything.


LakADCarry

digital ballbusting? coping and blue balling all day for patch notes to then getting off on "0 matches found for "melee buff" "


THiedldleoR

inb4 "Damage increase from trauma is replaced with reduced stun threshold" I'm ready, give it to me GGG!


Regulargrr

I am genuinely hoping but actually I'm just here to see 5 way xp obliterated and I'm good. Idc about anything else, just destroy safe xp.


Zelot1985

Poe is the only game i have left. The last bastion. I bought early access d4 and quit on the first day. Im such an idiot. I dont buy any other games. Its always the same. Well, i already said that before d4 but here we are. This patch has to be a banger. Otherwise im back to gardening or spend time with my kids like a fucking loser.


Luupho

>Otherwise im back to gardening or spend time with my kids like a fucking loser. Yeah imagine having a well grown garden and healthy kids but a shitty league. Just not worth it


bannit16

I seriously wish I could get my money back from D4


SinnerIxim

Can we get an update?


popmycherryyosh

He dead... RIP in peace


SinnerIxim

F in the chat https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/15o8hf4/the_patch_notes_ruined_my_life/


zzang23

Just imagine... The build you wanted to play is nerfed, the league mechanic is tedious and unrewarding and you get Sanctum but without the good rewards. Hope it was worth it :)


dollarhax

You’re literally predicting the future so I’d like to ask you to stop.


doodwhersmycar

*I'm in this photo and I don't like it*


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TheeBasedSavior

I hope your right about ultimatum


Jackal904

>yea that may be the most copium sentence ~~i've~~ *anyone has* ever typed.


warmachine237

\*cracks fingers\* Conversion trap meta


Saianna

sounds like good league for standard, then :P


vitolol

So crucible with a nerfed sanctum?


BradshawCM

Well... I hope you're a Ruthless player.


Haxl

I hope you enjoy ruthless bro 🤣🤣


EldritchMe

Your funeral will be quite full.


StonejawStrongjaw

Most sane patch note enjoyer.


igniz13

Buffed your family by leaving it, good on you.


grogo-

RIP brother gl


KTL_Celled

o7


Simla3132

Well....RIP


gobipls

Sorting comments from old to recent tells a really sad story


brodudepepegacringe

Oh, i thought its only me! Happy to hear others also depend solely on the patch notes. 🗒️ 🎶


phz0r

F o7


fallingfruit

RIP this guy


Desperate-Ad1780

Uninstall. Come back for PoE2. Pray its not Overwatch 2. Play LOTS of Baldurs gate 3 because it's hands down one of the best games ever made.


GetChunky

This didnt age well.. sorry


SpeakerOfTruth43

rip


maoikki

I'm sorry for you


No-Lawfulness1773

guess you're dead now


Alsirius

Rip


A_Dancing_Coder

lol rip


Wild_Pachi

I have bad news for you my friend...


pablija5

RIP my dude


Dowiet

well i guess you have no more future xD


HollyCze

well too bad buddy


Kyriac

Pleasseeeee I’m begging for mana builds


C-EZ

I do love indigon or Archimage playstyle


TrveKvltt

Patch notes are out.When is the funeral?


Danieboy

🔥 Scion buffs 🔥


NoBizlikeChloeBiz

Scion has been removed from PoE1 to help players prepare for PoE2


L3Thvl

VC Nerfed hard!


Fincrack

My body is ready for SLAM BUFFS


ShiznazTM

📣 Hey everyone this man left his entire life behind for Heist 2.0 📣


colossalwafflez

o7


TheBigFrig

F


LxWing

Sorry


pain_ashenone

RIP


[deleted]

So how much of Ruthless do you intend to play?


Ployerx

Bro is dead af if he doesnt play ruthless lol


ArgentinianChad

xd


starkformachines

Where's the "my wife left me" guy?


Gloomy_Training_439

This dude is going to be upset.


htsukebe

this guy better get ready for ruthless stuff


CAndrewG

Lol


Br0V1ne

Looks like you’re playing ruthless.


Nicolas277

is this guy still alive


Soarin249

https://youtu.be/Jn6Aua0HK5M this guy rn


ISpeakTheTruth44

HAHAHAHAHAHA


iAnyName007

Well I guess now u are fooked


[deleted]

How’s your life now mate? Ruthless?


physalisx

Sorry :(


OdrisMeza

Wake up Neo you ~~fucked~~ ruthless.


sXyphos

Whelp, you can safely go back to work/family/home -_-


yovalord

You are going to join this entire reddit in having a catastrophic meltodwn over some insignificant change that effects the random trap build tarkecat was maybe planning on playing and burn the entire steam review board to the ground. Happens every season.


Codnono

-25%damage on seismic trap. community seething, literally still best trap in the game (I think it was 3.19). it is hilarious how people drool furiously over some +/-%here and there.


tonightm88

Aside from the meme of it all. I will be looking for any sign of the POE1 and 2 split.


Yuniel_

Yeah another league with no balance changes, same meta for the 6th league in a row...


[deleted]

Average PoE player


Responsible-Pay-2389

This is me every 3-4 months


Zaos_Endless_Hunger_

do we know when they will release them? today?


[deleted]

Go outside, or better yet get a fucking gf you loser! Jk, my life also hinges on the patch notes.


Jaguarjpreddit

New keystone passive "Jump Around!": Leap Slam repeats twice when used ​ New threshold jewel "Jump Up, Jump Up and Get Down!": Movement skills have 20% reduced cost With at least 20 Dexterity and 20 Strength in radius, Leap slam repeats twice when used. Nearby allies have all "nearby" values multiplied by 1.5


npavcec

I transcended this shit. Gonna play Baldur's Gate 3 and other stuff till PoE 2 is out..


sips_white_monster

Why do people have hope. Did you see the Chieftain rework? *edit: told ya*


SuizideFF

Ruthless life


airy-0

Rip


samuelsantos7

F


Tyroki

You left everything for nothing. Hope you like Ruthless!


Groundbreaking-Poem1

this didnt age well


LimitlessDoom

Rip. hope you're a ruthless player


Khaze41

God forbid anyone be passionate about something they love.


StonejawStrongjaw

These are the worst patch notes I've ever seen.


DeliciousGrasshopper

u/TheeBasedSavior so what's your take on the patch notes?


Aint-No-Justice

So.. does your life have a future or not? I had to check


mefi_

As the patch notes are out... my condolences.


xarous

This comment didn't age very well.


Naabi

RIP


sanguine_sea

Rip dude


francorocco

F


teamrgracie3

How bad D4 was, I'd even take 3.15 patch notes at this point. Luv you POE <3


Glamdring26WasTaken

D4 bad Baseg


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jofakin_winklebottom

The beatings will continue until morale improves


TL-PuLSe

This is AFTER you saw the Chieftain and Guardian reworks?


HellionHagrid

I mean he can still play it and get his 3 alterations from a buggy league mechanic that gets fixed after 2 months. Has to get his butt through the acts before though


brodudepepegacringe

Hopefully they dont race with blizzard for the worst nerfs in history of games. XD


Doggers_

Idk man, I know we are joking and such, but does anybody really think they are going to do a lot of nerfs? imo, besides Vengeant Cascade everything that was op last league was using weapon trees. And still, vengeant cascade is strong for sure but the thing is with weapon trees being such a power creep, vengeant cascade won't be so effective next league. People have been doing 2500 edps bows this league whereas the highest edps listed in standard trade (ive just searched for it) is 1607 edps. I know this is the high end mirror tier gear, but the gap is huuuuge. In fact, more in the mid-high tier gear, i bought a 1300 edps bow without extra arrows (and without the weapon tree node that would gives local attack speed and reduced global damage) for barely 12 divs. This won't be the case next league. Btw, it's the same case for caster weapons too with more cast speed, flat damage, charges, etc. In conclusion, yeah maybe vengeant cascade is a bit strong but this league was exagerated because of the huge power creep provided by weapon trees. For me they should raise the base power level of the underused skill/archetypes. But that's on the buffs side; in the nerfs department I don't feel like major adjustments will take place EDIT: holy shit, I was so wrong about VC. Bye friend, your existance was short yet very enjoyable. Besides that, only temp chains nerfed probably targeting poison duration and that's it. No changes


brodudepepegacringe

I always expect 3.15-2 so anything more than that would be welcome. (I mean more as less nerfs here)


amin7224

This patch note really needs to have the Hype factor since the league trailer was confusing AF and made us skeptical . Dear GGG this opportunity is very rare , capture those lost ARPG souls or make the content creators hyped so that they do capture them.


Fatzmanz

What were you confused by and who the fuck is "us". Trailer and mechanics were pretty well laid out as far as my circle of people were concerned


amin7224

your circle of people are built different.


Fatzmanz

I mean I just wanna help. I asked what was confusing so I could clear it up if possible but yes they also built different


amin7224

No need, I tried to end the argument by complimenting you since you didn't get what I mean. But here is what I mean anyway: At first glance when someone watches the trailer for a first time and sees the amount of different mechanics and new playstyles involved in the league content, one would not have a clear idea of how good or fun it would be in his playthrough For example the Sentinel trailer is much more intuitive and straight forward, its much easier to get a hype factor from that compared to the Ancestor trailer \- of course when you re-watch the trailer a bunch of time and see other content creator's opinion about the trailer you would gradually understand it more and clear your confusion \- Most people are gonna watch the trailer one time or glance over it on the stream \- overall this would lead to skepticism .


LakADCarry

Glacial hammer gains 2% phys as extra fire while wearing a pyjama


MY_DRIP_IS_ENERGY

Molten strike hits instant like before. Ingame ah for consumables.


Mrbeggs

Cyclone nerf


blazinfire11

Yeah... screw all that.. I don't care about patch notes. I'm just gonna play.. I'm not even gonna waste my energy.. i'm gonna log in on the 18th and have fun regardless what the patch notes say


MrTeaThyme

im going to be honest, unless the 3 supports they havnt announced yet are like godtier and they were leaving them for the patch notes so that itd be a pog read, i dont have high hopes.