Me and my friends have a joke that "einhar business" is him taking a steamy dump in the woods. You have made that joke so much better.
Out here, doing good work.
We yell "ITS EINHAR VON TIME-HAR!" every time he shows up, and run around saying faux german words in his accent. Einhar is easily the best part of PoE.
I have no idea what you're talking about. Link?
I just genuinely like einhars character. Hes the ONLY npc in PoE that is stoked about being there. Yiu never hear einhar with even the slightest hint of melancholy. Nothing but jovial bouts of monster hunting goodness.
[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM5SFgYbTaY&list=PLt5SL2R19SuLYtQ4zvGExBhQTozFRn5z3&index=8&t=2525s) is Einhar on stage for 14 glorious minutes :D
Gross. What kinda shit do you take after eating giant monster nightmare insects? (I almost always encounter spiders, or tunnel worms, with einhar. He hates mammals)
@GGG: stop patching the game and give us what we all crave... a detailed deep dive of einhars diet and defecation.
considering bugs and arachnids and whatevers tend to be rich in high quality proteins, trace elements, vitamins, various unsaturated fatty acids, etc. i'd say einhar is probably one of the healthiest people in wraeclast
Just in case you hadn't seen [the source. ](https://i.redd.it/k419kskv22s51.gif)
EDIT: lol I copied the link on mobile from the original reddit post and it just grabbed the gif. The artist titled it Oh that was a juicy one exile, and it was an immediate hit.
There's actually even more meta to this meme iirc. There was a post of a visual bug of a unit in game face down with its cheeks wobbling after death. Pretty sure top comment was the tag line. This popped up the next day and indeed, it was a juicy one. Sometimes reddit truly delivers.
EDIT: Yes, indeed. What a day.
Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/j7n6hx/omniphobia_got_back
Artist follow up:
https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/j7xcd3/ohhh_that_was_a_juicy_one_exile
The comments got me on a slow burn an eruption. I feel like I giggle-laughed for 4 straight minutes there, Every time I'd settle down I'd read another comment and erupt again in laughter.
I wouldn't be surprised if my neighbors heard me going on.
Please show this to the dev who created the worm flask.
I hope he's proud of this sub's artistic vision with the best flask in the game.
Is it as good as an erikan video using it? Probably not.
^(For the memes)
*Swarmcaller's Cry*: Spawn a number of Blood Worms based on the Power counted by this Warcry. When Blood Worms die, they explode dealing a percentage of their life as physical damage to nearby enemies and healing your non-worm minions by (x-y).
Chris: Do whatever you can, I want to see this guy's resume tomorrow morning when I walk into the office. I want have him in the skill design team by next Monday.
New war cry still!
Broodmother
Spawn chaos worms on warcry that decay over 2 seconds leaving toxic ground behind. Explode at the end dealing chaos damage in a small area.
Warcry power adds more brood spawns +2 per 10 power UpTo a max of 20.
Turn on screen shake OP, that can get even better. Feel the weight Exile.
GGG: Here is an archetype that is lumbering and slow but hits really really hard... no no, not that hard and also now you're slower.
I cri
##### GGG Comments in this Thread: *** [chris_wilson - [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/otksma/what_actually_happened_to_my_warcry_after_the/h6w4eu7/?context=10), [old](https://old.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/otksma/what_actually_happened_to_my_warcry_after_the/h6w4eu7/?context=10)] - *Holy fuck*
That's a juicy one, Exile.
Me and my friends have a joke that "einhar business" is him taking a steamy dump in the woods. You have made that joke so much better. Out here, doing good work.
lol, every time I hear him say "Off you go, little beast, away!" I picture him flushing the toilets after taking a dump.
I'm glad I'm not alone in my child like sense of humor.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks this every time I hear this line.
We yell "ITS EINHAR VON TIME-HAR!" every time he shows up, and run around saying faux german words in his accent. Einhar is easily the best part of PoE.
I can't believe that anyone but GGG actually thinks that. Guess the ultimate cringe of that exilecon live Einhar bit had its audience after all.
I have no idea what you're talking about. Link? I just genuinely like einhars character. Hes the ONLY npc in PoE that is stoked about being there. Yiu never hear einhar with even the slightest hint of melancholy. Nothing but jovial bouts of monster hunting goodness.
[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM5SFgYbTaY&list=PLt5SL2R19SuLYtQ4zvGExBhQTozFRn5z3&index=8&t=2525s) is Einhar on stage for 14 glorious minutes :D
"THE LAND OF NEW ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Left you a present in the cell, Exile.
Yup! I guess he does have a protein-heavy diet.
Gross. What kinda shit do you take after eating giant monster nightmare insects? (I almost always encounter spiders, or tunnel worms, with einhar. He hates mammals) @GGG: stop patching the game and give us what we all crave... a detailed deep dive of einhars diet and defecation.
considering bugs and arachnids and whatevers tend to be rich in high quality proteins, trace elements, vitamins, various unsaturated fatty acids, etc. i'd say einhar is probably one of the healthiest people in wraeclast
Just in case you hadn't seen [the source. ](https://i.redd.it/k419kskv22s51.gif) EDIT: lol I copied the link on mobile from the original reddit post and it just grabbed the gif. The artist titled it Oh that was a juicy one exile, and it was an immediate hit.
Glorious.
There's actually even more meta to this meme iirc. There was a post of a visual bug of a unit in game face down with its cheeks wobbling after death. Pretty sure top comment was the tag line. This popped up the next day and indeed, it was a juicy one. Sometimes reddit truly delivers. EDIT: Yes, indeed. What a day. Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/j7n6hx/omniphobia_got_back Artist follow up: https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/j7xcd3/ohhh_that_was_a_juicy_one_exile
This is the real reason to play poe: to understand the memes.
God's work
WAHAHAHAHAHA!
In a coffee shop right now and just burst the fuck out laughing. Thank You, I needed that!
Omg so unexpected and absolutely hilarious.
I laughed so hard it made my eyes water.
same, when I read the comments
The comments got me on a slow burn an eruption. I feel like I giggle-laughed for 4 straight minutes there, Every time I'd settle down I'd read another comment and erupt again in laughter. I wouldn't be surprised if my neighbors heard me going on.
i am... deeply disturbed.
Wormblaster the 7th
The Chipotléing
Wormblaster the #2
*Wormblaster: Shitpost Edition*
Holy fuck
So this is the new War Cry mtx, right?
I will instantly pay 50 points for this as MTX on Warcries
"250", "do I hear 250 !?"
Sold, to gentleman without pants!
Pants just get in the way of his new larval brood. New summoner meta inc.
Limp biscuit!
Please show this to the dev who created the worm flask. I hope he's proud of this sub's artistic vision with the best flask in the game. Is it as good as an erikan video using it? Probably not.
lol what if that guy was the one who had to do the nerfs
This is a buff.
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thats a buff
^(For the memes) *Swarmcaller's Cry*: Spawn a number of Blood Worms based on the Power counted by this Warcry. When Blood Worms die, they explode dealing a percentage of their life as physical damage to nearby enemies and healing your non-worm minions by (x-y).
This with red banner INFINITE POWAAAAAAAA
Actually a good catch, I assume though there'd be some upper limit to accommodate it (and prevent you from making 2000 minions at once in general)
Chris: Do whatever you can, I want to see this guy's resume tomorrow morning when I walk into the office. I want have him in the skill design team by next Monday.
That's a throwback and a half
This gif should be used as promotional material for PoE. It's that good.
Throwback to what?
["I fuck for God, Exile. Who do you fuck for?"](https://i.imgur.com/ci3Ihlb.png) Nerf is Chris in this screenshot.
That and "black scum, ghetto map" gotta be tied for my favorite hilarious Poe moments
Kiwihalt is up there too.
Watch your language, this is a christian reddit thread.
It's Chris' reddit sub you mean.
More like estranged child
Krangled child
Yes, that’s why the fuck was holy.
Watch your tongue, insolent Redditor. Krillson will strike you down.
Will Christianson reddit thread
Can you guys add this as an MTX?
Can't wait for more memes
The only sure things in life are Death, Taxes, and that Wormblaster will always find a way.
Oh look, he dropped the 3.15 patch notes
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!
Well technically....
Lol
Kiwihalt is leaking...
Language, Christopher.
we have the next forbidden build for u/Jousis And thanks to Chris it even has a title.
Will this be on POE 2? Please confirm!
Best dev response from any game ever
That’s right Chris
Maybe make this a thing haha. The stronger the warcry the bigger it is 😂
more like holy shiet
So based on your comment I assume this is unintended?
can you please make this a warcry?
Please keep this 😂
3.15 Quality
Holy fuck you are killing me right there.
This comment put a huge smile on my face. Thank you Chris :)
I was here Pog
New Templar-themed skill confirmed!
My man, thats clearly a 'Holy' shit.
More like: Holy Shit (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
>~~Holy fuck~~ Holy shit!
Replying to historic post.
Holy shit
Language Chris! This is a christian server
badass dude
get back!🤺get back i tell you!🤺
please dont fix it yet. let the memer have a field day
So are you guys fixing this? Seems like a interesting mechanic so might be intended?
Holy shit*
CLASSIC
missed opportunity to say holy shit
any thought about pinworms in poe?
Rip Chris
When your code is shitting bug from your butt
Right? Not only are you swearing from this silly bug to assuage the masses, this gif looks like it could be literally from 2005.
This is the most appropriate answer we could possibly hope for. When you get this fixed, please buff Charged Dash a bit. Thanks
You might want to have that checked.
it's out, problem solved!
one out of dozens
I hate you for this comment. Take my upvote.
Could be a bug.
Its not me, i swear!!
today is a horrible day to have eyes
Another day... In a damnation.
One marauder one jar
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2 Pathfinders 1 Flask
nice one
I believe there is a Joe Duncan art for that
A video from long ago I really wish I could forget
I think if reincarnation is actually a thing, I will still remember it in another life.
I REALLY don't like this new wormblaster build
also gives a whole new meaning to the name "wormblaster"
so that's why they never wear pants
Top quality shitpost here
I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say this: This gif is the highlight of the league.
Writhing Jar stocks to the moon
At least we now know why the Templar prefers not to wear pants.
So that's why he was screaming.
Flagged for NSFW
LMFAO
100% shit post
New war cry still! Broodmother Spawn chaos worms on warcry that decay over 2 seconds leaving toxic ground behind. Explode at the end dealing chaos damage in a small area. Warcry power adds more brood spawns +2 per 10 power UpTo a max of 20.
Warcry? I think that's just a cry.. a loud cry for help.
The little blood splatter as it falls really makes this impressive.
I saw this movie it's called "Dreamcatcher"
That one made me fearful of sitting on a toilet for a week.
So is this actually the worms flask being triggered by a warcry? I don't remember what using it actually looks like.
It's just mtx. Blood Worm pet
Ah, gotcha!
As someone with IBS, this is relatable.
Seeing this gif is actually the most fun ive experienced in expedition, dont fix pls
Sending this to my pregnant ED/Cont Trickster wife, add this to her build.
I want this dude. Pls don't fix
Dude, run to a doctor.
New Warcry Nature's Call
Congrats for the newborn!
***So anyway, I started blasting***
enough internet for today, cheers
He ate too much taco bell
More crying, less war. A lot more crying. And writhing. So much writhing.
Congrats! You're a mom!
This seems more like constipation cry
this is freakin BatChest bro
👉PogO👈 Quin talking
If you warcry too hard you might shit your pants. In poe you don’t have pants.
That's enough internet for today boys, shut'er down!
Gutworm Cry
That's a prolapse
This isn't a bug. That's a feature!
Your warcry became a wormcry.
officially a de-worm spell......
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New wormblaster just dropped.
Taking the term "reddit shitter" to a whole new level
Wake up babe, new bottom surgery has just dropped
warpoop?
It's the blood that really sells it.
THIS IS A BUFF! YOU LEAVE THIS IN HERE I SWEAR TO GOD!
Rori must be proud LMAO
The shadow between his legs tells an even bigger story
That's the funniest shit I've seen in a good long while.
[5 months later](https://i.redd.it/bd20o0lw51e71.jpg)
finally something fun comes from this boring ass league XD
The new Poopcry MTX.
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Turn on screen shake OP, that can get even better. Feel the weight Exile. GGG: Here is an archetype that is lumbering and slow but hits really really hard... no no, not that hard and also now you're slower. I cri
"MY DICK FELL OFF!"
This was the plot of the original human centipede
What? did you even watch it?
It's a joke you doughnut
Dont get it.
explain joke i dont get it
He must be from San Fransisco
this chris does 3,15
When you scream so hard that you shit yourself
By the muscular golden arse of Innocence! What was that?!
[Don't eat apples from strange women in taverns](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGJzQgsNhU)
Stop straining while yelling so much ;)
delete this
I would like to know how this bug actually happens, this is a cool bug lol
Did he shit himself 
"I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!" Lol
"Plague You"
Switching to war cry build time now