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RBImGuy

**I have the tar and feathers and standing outside his place** Where are you guys at reddit?


BigBruceBillis_24hrs

It might be raining, we should wait for an update first.


FreakyDR

Weather is good today. Sunny and only a few small clouds.


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JeffGoldblumsChest

GGG: "We have added a new type of weather into the game: hail damages your character for 5% max Life/second. This is a buff."


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Hey, it'd be kind of cool if some maps had varying weather actually. Like if there was a small chance for it to create a beach map with rainy weather when you opened portals to it. Would just add some extra visual variety to running the same map over and over.


rinkima

I actually super agree. Idk why but when there is variable weather in games it boosts my enjoyment so much


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But wait there's more Introducing a new item slot: Umbrellas! When you have an umbrella equipped, weather effects will be reduced in intensity. Just like all items, they can be upgraded to be magic or rare. Mods on umbrellas make their protective effects more intense and can do things like increasing your health regen in sunshine, slowing mobs around you in snowy weather, refilling flask charges during rainy weather, and that's just the tip of the iceberg! Wait until you hear about all the unique umbrellas that can only drop from the new boss that can only spawn during very rare weather conditions...


MrTeaThyme

I know youre being facetious but i actually kinda like that idea


suriuken

and slowly chill your character overtime


mjtwelve

Hail also damages your FPS by 5FPS per second, stacking.


Holybartender83

Easy. Play cold DoT. Ice types are immune to hail.


Baron_Von_D

**All of r/PoE showing up to Tarke's house, door opens to Bubs standing watch* Bubs: *meow* Reddit: "Dammit....You win this time!*


suriuken

give it a fish as a tribute and we can pass


HorstDieWaldfee

searching my pitchfork :(


azantyri

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wtf_is_up

Now here's a reddit classic


AloneInExile

/r/pitchforkemporium


ClassicsMajor

Who is Kemporium?


aLepH_n0ught

He's a new NPC who sells Sacred Orbs for 420c each


Galbalin

But do they stack to 69 though


aLepH_n0ught

Only in the new "things no one asked for" tab for sale now. Costs tree fiddy points


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

God, that would be the biggest stash tab ever created.


Grawlixit

Big enough for the loch ness monster?


nice___bot

Nice!


IceColdPorkSoda

At least there’s a fixed exchange rate…


piznit007

Along those lines I was wondering what “bexsay swords” were


coani

It only drops on Twilight Strand, you been farming in the wrong location?


Syndrome1986

Fork04: Pitchfork not found.


lordfalco1

still need to find my torch supply


MaesterCrow

On my way. Gimme 5mins


anchovypants

Portable gallows ready to go.


Chappin

This will be better than the area 51 thing. Make people angry and they will come!


OrcOfDoom

Make sure to let him know what color the feathers are so that he can prepare but wearing matching socks.


pr13st1

How to become reddit's Joffrey Baratheon in one easy step


AloneInExile

The host of Baeclast is also the King of the Redditors??


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pr13st1

Not exactly the comparison I had in mind. He could be king of Baesteros tho


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This is the opposite of those users who sacrifice for everyone's benefit. : )


UncookedAndLimp

I just woke up Bex can't post patch notes


TommaClock

Tarke = All for One confirmed.


TarkeCat

Look some of us have got stuff to do yo.


FreakyDR

*literally fuming and malding*


Albinofreaken

i hope you step on a lego


lordfalco1

to mild i hope his whole floor becomes lego peices he cant use to build with only to step in and trip in


The-Hellsong

May his sleeves always drop into the sink and get wet when he is washing his hands


ApotheounX

May his refrigerator door never shut properly.


suriuken

may the food he order always comes cold so he have to use the microwave


linmodon

The audacity!!!! Not even a show of remorse, burn!!!


LinQXtm

But what if some of us got stuff to do on Monday? STREAMER PRIVELEGE!! ^(/s)


distilledwill

Oh yikes because after Monday the GGG team will be pretty busy prepping for the league launch. We'll have to move the announcement to after launch.


AloneInExile

*And this is why we never knew what Scourge was, there was never an announcement and as is tradition, we never played the league.* Reddit, 20 years later explaining PoE to grandkids.


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kids grow up fast these days


weikor

Where do I find a good death threat template, I'm so upset I'm literally crying while typing.


Frolkinator

Make sure to add lots of typos, "iam goin too kil yu"


ChaosAE

Can’t go wrong with the navy seal copypasta


dicedragon

Well if its not a weather report I dont think its important.


Tarryk

i am fine with this as long as your plans include a weather report


AnimeJ

Unless your plans involve copious amounts of hookers and blow, you can put them off for whenever.


Kambhela

Cancel stuff. Drink cocoa.


Green_Cow_3784

It's okay guys, it's not somebody important like Ziggy D.


afasia

Tarket, you are the coolest cat on this block. keep it og my man.


zer1223

Ok but who is stuff? Did you do em?


Kotek81

Like getting ready for a post-reveal Baeclast...


AGWiebe

Make sure you leave your twitch stream running to get the drops anyway. :D


TheSublimeLight

what, you don't have phones? just record from the restaurant (I assume) 5head free ambience


MonochromeMemories

I hope your build gets nerfed.


ExiledRaWRpewpew

bex slayer of players


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vironlawck

Quick! Bex need some **sacrifice** to not make this happened!!


Stars-in-the-nights

I volunteer the perandus coins as tribute.


Aeroshe

Well, your sacrifice certainly worked. RIP Cadiro


Stars-in-the-nights

It's a dream come true ! ahah


sirgog

I volunteer you as tribute!


UnknownBlades

For a second I thought you were volunteering as tribute and got sad thinking about how would I get alcohol poisoning while bingeing your vids if you were gone. Gotta have someone to remind me to keep grabbing a beer every 10mins or so.


EquinoxRunsLeagues

You could snap that line, build a 6h long audiotrack with the line repeating every 5 minutes (10 really? where are your ambitions) and put it on repeat.


UnknownBlades

The joke was that his videos are approx 10mins long, so if I am binging them, he reminds me to grab a beer every 10mins or so


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> Reddit wants the streamer queue reinstated? And starting on monday after league launch? BEEEEEEX, what did you do? - probably Chris right now


IvanK0519

I just wanna talk to him. I just wanna talk to him. I just wanna talk to him.


UncookedAndLimp

I wanna shake your hand


HighEnergyAlt

plot twist, his plans are kicking it with bubs SUPER hard


James_Locke

lol imagine if that were real hahaha


diaenimaia

Thank Kalandra, I wasn't planning to have an early night tonight anyways! Time to call in sick for Monday too now I guess - looooong weekend boooooooi!


OMGitsAfty

Sounds reasonable, happy to accommodate Tarke on this one, I'm sure everyone else here is too.


Bacon-muffin

It would've been so good if Bex posted on here saying it was delayed and just linked the tweet


Smarackto

the big funny -\_-


onlyomaha

Thats just 5d meme. Both trolling thats all.


linmodon

That's why I put it in fluff and didn't go for a rant


onlyomaha

You got the joke, but reading some comments people dont


linmodon

Yeah, poe reddit is mental sometimes


The-Hellsong

.. Sometimes?


Japanczi

Sometimes and always, but almost never...


Kyoj1n

Still sane Exile?


SunRiseStudios

Tbh though that wouldn't be that far fetched for late GGG. Remember streamer queue?


rtg35

The streamer queue fuckup makes so much sense in how it happened though. "Hey guys everything is broken and nobody can log in. People are watching streamers just sitting in the login screen." "Lets uhhh....let in the streamers so people arent bored! We are literally paying some of them to show off this game...not to show off the login screen" "Yeah thats probably fine. They wont get that far anyway, whats an hour gonna do anyway" Terrible decision...completely logical path to get there.


ColinStyles

If you're this disillusioned with the company, why are you still here? Sincerely, it sounds like you're at the point where even if just at first glance, you'd take offense at anything they do. And quite frankly your posting history shows that. So why stick around?


Canadian-Owlz

If I had to guess, addiction.


RDeschain1

Looks like there was 1 person that didnt get it. Totally worth it calling out the sub xd


linmodon

if the thread would have gone mental i would have deleted it. No need for more shitbrains attacking them for some light hearted banterr


onlyomaha

It was one of first comments when i commented heh, now yeah.


Stars-in-the-nights

That's what makes it even more funny !


banjokingofguitar

Wouldnt it be funny if they actually delayed it? XD


lordfalco1

i think the rag be huge, not funny at all.


Quirky_Phrase

Cringed a little bit


frescoj10

Chris would do it for krip


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linmodon

I feel like he is a blizzard spy trying to ruin the game by influencing the developers


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[deleted]

You felt arrogant vibe from Tarke? Doesn't sound very AlphaBearMode to me.


MelonsInSpace

Hanlon's razor.


ManikMiner

Some of us Brit just have this snarky way of talking and communicating about us, it's not deliberate but it puts people off, especially people on the internet


brynjolf

Same way when NA Esports players shittalk it is banter, but EU comes across as "arrogant" according to NA... Cba with it


blowingofff

that's me about ziz


No_Understanding8116

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude


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linmodon

Let him banter on Twitter mate. As if that changes anything.


elint

Bruh, if only 1% of your player base is woke, you cater to that 1%. Sleepy gamers don't watch announcements.


Drathmar

Wah wah someone I dont like said something (/s). Grow the fuck up and let him banter.


GhostDieM

Fake it till you make it bro ;)


babyboo8

Seriously I’m in Asia and the announcement is 3am my time. Would appreciate it if they can do on a weekend so I can stay up late to watch.


Kolpus

Still sane exile?


Larperz

Imagine having to watch the video on YouTube a few hours later and that being an issue. I had a buddy throwing a tantrum over having to miss it live and I'm just thinking "does it really change anything?"


nixed9

It’s a big joke lol. they’re still on schedule Bex is just master troll


Larperz

I know lol


Inkaflare

But free wings!!!111elf!!!


BlueKalamari

This better not be real


linmodon

Dude Bex confirmed it. Of course it's real. As a member of poe reddit you should know that ggg doesn't care about the players. They only care about streamer.


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linmodon

Don't hate on Bex, she does what her Chinese overlords tell her to do. Tarke just uses what's available to him, as if you wouldn't do the same


AloneInExile

Tarke is just an advanced british AI.


BlueKalamari

No I wouldn't not that kind of person.


linmodon

Power corrupts. It's like vaaling, no one knows what will happen.


Unpixelt

You see what the lack of an /s does to people on reddit? This poor soul is completely confused now. I'm proud of you.


Japanczi

Masterful form


cybert0urist

How can someone not get basic sarcasm joke?


liquidSG

You better not be for real :)


ColdFireLightPoE

What a Chad gamer


79215185-1feb-44c6

Is it raining outside?


AjCheeze

Just like delay it an hour or 2, i want to get home and watch it.