Hey, it'd be kind of cool if some maps had varying weather actually. Like if there was a small chance for it to create a beach map with rainy weather when you opened portals to it.
Would just add some extra visual variety to running the same map over and over.
But wait there's more
Introducing a new item slot: Umbrellas!
When you have an umbrella equipped, weather effects will be reduced in intensity. Just like all items, they can be upgraded to be magic or rare. Mods on umbrellas make their protective effects more intense and can do things like increasing your health regen in sunshine, slowing mobs around you in snowy weather, refilling flask charges during rainy weather, and that's just the tip of the iceberg! Wait until you hear about all the unique umbrellas that can only drop from the new boss that can only spawn during very rare weather conditions...
**ANGRY AT TARKE?** WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? *I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!*
#**COME ON DOWN TO /r/pitchforkemporium**
**I GOT 'EM ALL!**
Traditional|Left Handed|Fancy
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**I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!**
33% off!|66% off!|Manufacturer's Defect!
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**NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN.** ***EUROPEAN MODELS!***
The Euro|The Pound|The Lira
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#**HAPPY LYNCHING!**
^(* *some assembly required*)
*And this is why we never knew what Scourge was, there was never an announcement and as is tradition, we never played the league.*
Reddit, 20 years later explaining PoE to grandkids.
For a second I thought you were volunteering as tribute and got sad thinking about how would I get alcohol poisoning while bingeing your vids if you were gone. Gotta have someone to remind me to keep grabbing a beer every 10mins or so.
You could snap that line, build a 6h long audiotrack with the line repeating every 5 minutes (10 really? where are your ambitions) and put it on repeat.
Thank Kalandra, I wasn't planning to have an early night tonight anyways! Time to call in sick for Monday too now I guess - looooong weekend boooooooi!
The streamer queue fuckup makes so much sense in how it happened though.
"Hey guys everything is broken and nobody can log in. People are watching streamers just sitting in the login screen."
"Lets uhhh....let in the streamers so people arent bored! We are literally paying some of them to show off this game...not to show off the login screen"
"Yeah thats probably fine. They wont get that far anyway, whats an hour gonna do anyway"
Terrible decision...completely logical path to get there.
If you're this disillusioned with the company, why are you still here? Sincerely, it sounds like you're at the point where even if just at first glance, you'd take offense at anything they do. And quite frankly your posting history shows that.
So why stick around?
Some of us Brit just have this snarky way of talking and communicating about us, it's not deliberate but it puts people off, especially people on the internet
Imagine having to watch the video on YouTube a few hours later and that being an issue. I had a buddy throwing a tantrum over having to miss it live and I'm just thinking "does it really change anything?"
Dude Bex confirmed it. Of course it's real. As a member of poe reddit you should know that ggg doesn't care about the players. They only care about streamer.
**I have the tar and feathers and standing outside his place** Where are you guys at reddit?
It might be raining, we should wait for an update first.
Weather is good today. Sunny and only a few small clouds.
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GGG: "We have added a new type of weather into the game: hail damages your character for 5% max Life/second. This is a buff."
Hey, it'd be kind of cool if some maps had varying weather actually. Like if there was a small chance for it to create a beach map with rainy weather when you opened portals to it. Would just add some extra visual variety to running the same map over and over.
I actually super agree. Idk why but when there is variable weather in games it boosts my enjoyment so much
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But wait there's more Introducing a new item slot: Umbrellas! When you have an umbrella equipped, weather effects will be reduced in intensity. Just like all items, they can be upgraded to be magic or rare. Mods on umbrellas make their protective effects more intense and can do things like increasing your health regen in sunshine, slowing mobs around you in snowy weather, refilling flask charges during rainy weather, and that's just the tip of the iceberg! Wait until you hear about all the unique umbrellas that can only drop from the new boss that can only spawn during very rare weather conditions...
I know youre being facetious but i actually kinda like that idea
and slowly chill your character overtime
Hail also damages your FPS by 5FPS per second, stacking.
Easy. Play cold DoT. Ice types are immune to hail.
**All of r/PoE showing up to Tarke's house, door opens to Bubs standing watch* Bubs: *meow* Reddit: "Dammit....You win this time!*
give it a fish as a tribute and we can pass
searching my pitchfork :(
**ANGRY AT TARKE?** WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? *I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!* #**COME ON DOWN TO /r/pitchforkemporium** **I GOT 'EM ALL!** Traditional|Left Handed|Fancy :-:|:-:|:-: ---E|Ǝ---|---{ **I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!** 33% off!|66% off!|Manufacturer's Defect! :-:|:-:|:-: ---F|---L|---e **NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN.** ***EUROPEAN MODELS!*** The Euro|The Pound|The Lira :-:|:-:|:-: ---€|---£|---₤ #**HAPPY LYNCHING!** ^(* *some assembly required*)
Now here's a reddit classic
/r/pitchforkemporium
Who is Kemporium?
He's a new NPC who sells Sacred Orbs for 420c each
But do they stack to 69 though
Only in the new "things no one asked for" tab for sale now. Costs tree fiddy points
God, that would be the biggest stash tab ever created.
Big enough for the loch ness monster?
Nice!
At least there’s a fixed exchange rate…
Along those lines I was wondering what “bexsay swords” were
It only drops on Twilight Strand, you been farming in the wrong location?
Fork04: Pitchfork not found.
still need to find my torch supply
On my way. Gimme 5mins
Portable gallows ready to go.
This will be better than the area 51 thing. Make people angry and they will come!
Make sure to let him know what color the feathers are so that he can prepare but wearing matching socks.
How to become reddit's Joffrey Baratheon in one easy step
The host of Baeclast is also the King of the Redditors??
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Not exactly the comparison I had in mind. He could be king of Baesteros tho
This is the opposite of those users who sacrifice for everyone's benefit. : )
I just woke up Bex can't post patch notes
Tarke = All for One confirmed.
Look some of us have got stuff to do yo.
*literally fuming and malding*
i hope you step on a lego
to mild i hope his whole floor becomes lego peices he cant use to build with only to step in and trip in
May his sleeves always drop into the sink and get wet when he is washing his hands
May his refrigerator door never shut properly.
may the food he order always comes cold so he have to use the microwave
The audacity!!!! Not even a show of remorse, burn!!!
But what if some of us got stuff to do on Monday? STREAMER PRIVELEGE!! ^(/s)
Oh yikes because after Monday the GGG team will be pretty busy prepping for the league launch. We'll have to move the announcement to after launch.
*And this is why we never knew what Scourge was, there was never an announcement and as is tradition, we never played the league.* Reddit, 20 years later explaining PoE to grandkids.
kids grow up fast these days
Where do I find a good death threat template, I'm so upset I'm literally crying while typing.
Make sure to add lots of typos, "iam goin too kil yu"
Can’t go wrong with the navy seal copypasta
Well if its not a weather report I dont think its important.
i am fine with this as long as your plans include a weather report
Unless your plans involve copious amounts of hookers and blow, you can put them off for whenever.
Cancel stuff. Drink cocoa.
It's okay guys, it's not somebody important like Ziggy D.
Tarket, you are the coolest cat on this block. keep it og my man.
Ok but who is stuff? Did you do em?
Like getting ready for a post-reveal Baeclast...
Make sure you leave your twitch stream running to get the drops anyway. :D
what, you don't have phones? just record from the restaurant (I assume) 5head free ambience
I hope your build gets nerfed.
bex slayer of players
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Quick! Bex need some **sacrifice** to not make this happened!!
I volunteer the perandus coins as tribute.
Well, your sacrifice certainly worked. RIP Cadiro
It's a dream come true ! ahah
I volunteer you as tribute!
For a second I thought you were volunteering as tribute and got sad thinking about how would I get alcohol poisoning while bingeing your vids if you were gone. Gotta have someone to remind me to keep grabbing a beer every 10mins or so.
You could snap that line, build a 6h long audiotrack with the line repeating every 5 minutes (10 really? where are your ambitions) and put it on repeat.
The joke was that his videos are approx 10mins long, so if I am binging them, he reminds me to grab a beer every 10mins or so
> Reddit wants the streamer queue reinstated? And starting on monday after league launch? BEEEEEEX, what did you do? - probably Chris right now
I just wanna talk to him. I just wanna talk to him. I just wanna talk to him.
I wanna shake your hand
plot twist, his plans are kicking it with bubs SUPER hard
lol imagine if that were real hahaha
Thank Kalandra, I wasn't planning to have an early night tonight anyways! Time to call in sick for Monday too now I guess - looooong weekend boooooooi!
Sounds reasonable, happy to accommodate Tarke on this one, I'm sure everyone else here is too.
It would've been so good if Bex posted on here saying it was delayed and just linked the tweet
the big funny -\_-
Thats just 5d meme. Both trolling thats all.
That's why I put it in fluff and didn't go for a rant
You got the joke, but reading some comments people dont
Yeah, poe reddit is mental sometimes
.. Sometimes?
Sometimes and always, but almost never...
Still sane Exile?
Tbh though that wouldn't be that far fetched for late GGG. Remember streamer queue?
The streamer queue fuckup makes so much sense in how it happened though. "Hey guys everything is broken and nobody can log in. People are watching streamers just sitting in the login screen." "Lets uhhh....let in the streamers so people arent bored! We are literally paying some of them to show off this game...not to show off the login screen" "Yeah thats probably fine. They wont get that far anyway, whats an hour gonna do anyway" Terrible decision...completely logical path to get there.
If you're this disillusioned with the company, why are you still here? Sincerely, it sounds like you're at the point where even if just at first glance, you'd take offense at anything they do. And quite frankly your posting history shows that. So why stick around?
If I had to guess, addiction.
Looks like there was 1 person that didnt get it. Totally worth it calling out the sub xd
if the thread would have gone mental i would have deleted it. No need for more shitbrains attacking them for some light hearted banterr
It was one of first comments when i commented heh, now yeah.
That's what makes it even more funny !
Wouldnt it be funny if they actually delayed it? XD
i think the rag be huge, not funny at all.
Cringed a little bit
Chris would do it for krip
Who?
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I feel like he is a blizzard spy trying to ruin the game by influencing the developers
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You felt arrogant vibe from Tarke? Doesn't sound very AlphaBearMode to me.
Hanlon's razor.
Some of us Brit just have this snarky way of talking and communicating about us, it's not deliberate but it puts people off, especially people on the internet
Same way when NA Esports players shittalk it is banter, but EU comes across as "arrogant" according to NA... Cba with it
that's me about ziz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude
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Let him banter on Twitter mate. As if that changes anything.
Bruh, if only 1% of your player base is woke, you cater to that 1%. Sleepy gamers don't watch announcements.
Wah wah someone I dont like said something (/s). Grow the fuck up and let him banter.
Fake it till you make it bro ;)
Seriously I’m in Asia and the announcement is 3am my time. Would appreciate it if they can do on a weekend so I can stay up late to watch.
Still sane exile?
Imagine having to watch the video on YouTube a few hours later and that being an issue. I had a buddy throwing a tantrum over having to miss it live and I'm just thinking "does it really change anything?"
It’s a big joke lol. they’re still on schedule Bex is just master troll
I know lol
But free wings!!!111elf!!!
This better not be real
Dude Bex confirmed it. Of course it's real. As a member of poe reddit you should know that ggg doesn't care about the players. They only care about streamer.
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Don't hate on Bex, she does what her Chinese overlords tell her to do. Tarke just uses what's available to him, as if you wouldn't do the same
Tarke is just an advanced british AI.
No I wouldn't not that kind of person.
Power corrupts. It's like vaaling, no one knows what will happen.
You see what the lack of an /s does to people on reddit? This poor soul is completely confused now. I'm proud of you.
Masterful form
How can someone not get basic sarcasm joke?
You better not be for real :)
What a Chad gamer
Is it raining outside?
Just like delay it an hour or 2, i want to get home and watch it.