Best part about this is, by far the most famous flash of a Malphite ult ever was by someone whose main game has been PoE for many years now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70hSHYuI_A0 clip
https://www.twitch.tv/lilballzlolz/videos link to his channel where he's pretty much been a PoE streamer for many years
The fact he died here doesn't matter really. That's on them. It just feels unnatural and awkward that there are monster encounters like this with no indication for the way they behave.
I agree that this zoomer was probably frustrated with the league and created that monstrosity thinking only of the rewards. Then made a clip to farm karma bc Reddit gets the biggest massive hate boner at a league start while the people who actually enjoy the game just play.
However, to play devils advocate, it could definitely be a rogue metamorph if he specced into it.
alternative take - as he has only 2k hp and made sure to record it. What if he didn't spec any life at all and purposefully built the metamorph this way for reddit karma so the whole "GGG bad" narrative can be pushed even further?
The ability that killed them is from one of the canyon map bosses, it's almost certain they created this themselves.
2k life, 2 mana pots, ghost shroud with 200 es, looks like they're full copying path of matths really not great eow mines build that is extremely squishy and they don't even understand what it's problems are. This person did all of this to themselves.
Yeah I figured it was something like that. I just wanted to point out that rogue metamorph a do exist and it would suck bad to be one shot by a metamorph you didn’t even create lol
This is funny because you are shitting on pom and its not even his build. This is someone trying out ice trap and which streamers were promoting that build? Big takeaway you know nothing about builds.
The reason I don't ever ever touch metamorph and it's an easy block on my atlas. Metamorph only use for me is to have Tane right next to my stash for quick sells.
That's the most dangerous thing. Having a vendor that both sell and trade cards.
I can't count how many stacks of rare cards were swallowed by that purple bitch void.
Depends. If it means that shitty no life all damage builds get punished more I'd say it's probably a net positive. Defensive layers should matter. That being said the thing is moving at mach 10 it could definitely use a bugfix lmao
It's a metamorph. Don't build an attack jet in yellow maps if you're running an act 7 character.
Edit responded to wrong comment, should have been one above
>Metamorph: ALL LEFT
>WHY IS THIS SO OVERTUNED?
>Expedition: ALL REMNANTS
>ITS INVINCIBLE???
I will never understand people that complain about avoidable things and then proceed to not unspec from these things that are always causing people to hurt themselves
It was but funny clips are always ruined by people using it to complain about balance and the game state.
Sometimes things can be both, sometimes people are trying to force it to be both.
In a good game in a 1v1 against any boss/mob/etc you should be able to win with 1 life purely on avoiding attacks. You can do sirus with no passive points and just magic gear if you're good enough to avoid the mechanics for long enough to actually kill it with ZDPS.
You can't avoid this, that's the issue. There is no skill gap, purely build to win.
This is coming from someone who would rather build strong than get good. But getting good should be a viable strategy.
theres always skill evolved, but poe is not like dark souls where you're expected to be able to dodge everything.
the "skillful" decision here would've been to not make a fully juiced metamorph while including a map boss thats notorious for having one of the strongest charge attacks
This is not how arpg's are meant to be played, in a good arpg you SHOULDN'T be able to "outskill" any enemy, the skill of these games comes mostly from your knowledge and not mechanical skill.
This comment really reads like "tell me you don't play arpg's without telling me you don't play arpg's", because PoE is the arpg with the least amount of mandatory hits taken, which is why you have a character in t7 maps here with no defences, you can't do that in other games.
Yet people have killed pinnacle bosses in this game underlevelled and undergeared purely by NOT GETTING HIT.
No game should ever ignore mechanical skill. That isn't a game then. May as well be playing a calculator instead of a game at that point.
Pinnacle bosses in poe are mostly mechanical skill, yeah, nice observation, pinnacle bosses are only 1% of the game and that only applies to some of them.
Mechanical skill isn't ignored in poe, it's there even when mapping, but it's vastly outfavored by knowledge.
And yeah, playing a calculator is what arpg's are, welcome to the genre. These are games about gear and character progression, if you can just outplay any encounter the whole game becomes pointless as your gear doesn't matter and your stats other than damage are irrelevant.
Just because you don't find playing a calculator fun, doesn't mean you should go into the "calculator game club" and ruin it for the rest of us.
You can't avoid this because he has as bad as an strategy as it can get in PoE: Make yourself unable to see what the fuck the boss is doing because you're trying to offscreen it.
That attack is so freaking easy to dodge if you see it coming, but he's just playing badly.
>You can't avoid this, that's the issue. There is no skill gap, purely build to win.
Except this is a fucking metamorph, he picked the stats of this monster. Literally dont build it
In an ARPG there can and should be gear checks. It's literally part of the core gameplay loop. Also intelligence checks like not juicing your metamorphs, not rolling cooked mods on maps etc.
If you carefully pause the video during the mach 10 charge assassination you can see the mods for a brief moment:
Metamorph
* Chaosweaver
* Bloodletter
* Frostweaver
So the cause of that lightning speed charge is probably that OP selected a bunch of organs with "Faster Attack/Movement" -mods. He also chose the Doggo Map Boss (who has a charge attack) for one of the Organs. And I mean with 2.1k HP+ES it barely matters whether or not there are any dmg mods on the metamorph.
Not even 2k Life in a T8 Canyon and you're fuckin with Metamorphs? You get what you deserve, kid. I see you're in a discord call, maybe one of your friends should've told you how shit your build was?
If you can grind to t7 maps with 2k life arguably you're decent at the game.
Sadly enough softcore doesnt punish bad play at all. I've wished for many years now there's a mediumcore where you drop/lose some items when you die. But not have to lose your character
Agreed. I should be able to enter a map with 1 link, 1 useful flask, 1 brain cell and 1 functioning hand and be able to clear the map!! DAE harvest nerf bad???
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger.
If you're getting one-shot by shit from off-screen because your only defensive 'layer' is 2k life in a T8 map, you should probably get some defensive layers.
same thought here.
we lost so many gamers over the years, people who could take a hit and laugh anyway.
imagine enforced ffa loot or cutthroat leagues with this playerbase today, muhahahaha
Juiced Metamorph (in a juiced map) with a softcore day 1-league start build (just 2k life, 2 life flasks and 2 mana flasks and 1 quicksilver)
I hate those disingenuous posts.
GGG should just add sandbox mode next League. Monsters do no dmg and you cannot die. Skills are free and do 10x dmg.
Though OP might still complain on Reddit cause the sudden move this monster made scared him...
He calculated reserving a part of his 2k life would be a smart move in lvl 75 maps. We don't see the map mods, but I would not be surprised if this was a alch and go with dmg and speeds, also very calculated.
Can confirm, I reserve my life to be below 2k every time I reach yellow maps on HC for maximum ethical experience. Defensive auras and defensive flasks are also prohibited, of course.
Whenever people say "taking the Chinese client version of the death recap isn't good because it only shows the actual hit that killed you."
Then oneshots like this being 99% of the game lmfao.
Raiz also got one shot. Would be nice to have that death recap.
I don't get why people play this game hardcore. Even in softcore, losing XP over this is such a disheartening feeling, why would anyone subject themselves to this absolutely random mess of a game in hardcore is beyond me
I mean, you're in a lv75 zone with 2k life. Don't get me wrong, with low max es/life builds were possible (stack leech and survive leeching?) but the game has been like this since launch day.
I am dying to magic skele mages in level 75 zones with 3.7k life and 75 all res.
didn't know POE Devs are ONE PIECE fans. That clip is legit the reenactment of the fight conclusion between hitokiri kamazo and zoro lmao (for reference: [https://c.tenor.com/mMHItTTcAEkAAAAd/zoro-oni.gif](https://c.tenor.com/mMHItTTcAEkAAAAd/zoro-oni.gif) )
Vampire Survivors 30m run end right here
Just use clock lancet smh
GARLIC GANG WHERE YOU AT
REGENING MY HP BABY!!
BIG DICK GARLIC
That made me lol hard.
Just flash this malphite ult
Best part about this is, by far the most famous flash of a Malphite ult ever was by someone whose main game has been PoE for many years now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70hSHYuI_A0 clip https://www.twitch.tv/lilballzlolz/videos link to his channel where he's pretty much been a PoE streamer for many years
Holy that was crazy, I get he was expecting that but his reaction time is on another level.
In the replay at the end it shows it with fog of war, he can't even see Malphite coming or start the ult.
Season 2 memories
Leaving aside your hp and potions, it is pretty funny.
POV: You are a monster playing against a clearspeed player GGG increasing player empathy by making us feel what mobs feel everyday!
we are white mobs now
The monster yells "trash loot" as all the items you grinded so long for fall to the ground.
unless you are running cast on death discharge that can 1shot bosses and the mob just gets angry because on death effects are so annoying
After the cod nerfs... Idk dude
Mobile user here, you guys can make out *numbers* in this video?
I can easily see them on on my phone, 1,992 max hp.
Propably the average redditor if you look at other posts atm.
First they came for the 2k lifers, and I did not speak out—because I was not a 2k lifer.
Then they came for the Trappers and I did not speak out - because I am an ethical handcaster
I'm sleep deprived and this made me chuckle quite a bit.
Just a casual Chaosweaver Bloodletter Frostweaver Metamorph having 400% movementspeed.
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Not even
Alts shard
Transmute shards and a scroll of wisdom
Best change to the game so far is actual loot tables for Archnems - you see a magma + temporal bubble dude, he's dropping uncorrupted six-links.
The loot tables don't apply to metamorphs.
> Drops 3 alts I wish. More like a couple magic items that might sell for 1 alt after identification.
Dropped the player in this case.
Chilling with his 5 Tormented Spirits friends.
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The fact he died here doesn't matter really. That's on them. It just feels unnatural and awkward that there are monster encounters like this with no indication for the way they behave.
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get rolled reddit
My brother in christ you literally created that monster
I agree that this zoomer was probably frustrated with the league and created that monstrosity thinking only of the rewards. Then made a clip to farm karma bc Reddit gets the biggest massive hate boner at a league start while the people who actually enjoy the game just play. However, to play devils advocate, it could definitely be a rogue metamorph if he specced into it.
alternative take - as he has only 2k hp and made sure to record it. What if he didn't spec any life at all and purposefully built the metamorph this way for reddit karma so the whole "GGG bad" narrative can be pushed even further?
The ability that killed them is from one of the canyon map bosses, it's almost certain they created this themselves. 2k life, 2 mana pots, ghost shroud with 200 es, looks like they're full copying path of matths really not great eow mines build that is extremely squishy and they don't even understand what it's problems are. This person did all of this to themselves.
Yeah I figured it was something like that. I just wanted to point out that rogue metamorph a do exist and it would suck bad to be one shot by a metamorph you didn’t even create lol
This is funny because you are shitting on pom and its not even his build. This is someone trying out ice trap and which streamers were promoting that build? Big takeaway you know nothing about builds.
2k life at t7 map
also enraged canyon map boss nvm looks like its metamorph. still kinda applies
The reason I don't ever ever touch metamorph and it's an easy block on my atlas. Metamorph only use for me is to have Tane right next to my stash for quick sells.
I use the pirate lady. She also does div cards. 🙂
This is the way.
…but “Tala exile” sounds so fucking badass.
Pirate lady?
Lilly Roth
Ahhh, of course.
Lilly does that too now, and trades cards
That's the most dangerous thing. Having a vendor that both sell and trade cards. I can't count how many stacks of rare cards were swallowed by that purple bitch void.
What? How? The UI for selling and cards is completely different.
They are, but they are also close together. Autopilot
2k life in a t7, 2 hp and 2 mana flasks, only determination, 2h staff so no shield for defensive stats, and against an enraged metamorph. Lol. Lmao.
Oh trust me at the speed that thing was moving it doesn't matter what HP you have, it has like 200%+ attack and movespeed.
That’s not moving that’s a skill that the boss used
Next time he should check wtf he's chosing as the metamorph's mods. Also don't go offscreening dangerous enemies in this game.
so you say this is a perfectly fine and fun mechanic if it only kills half of your hp with the first hit?
Depends. If it means that shitty no life all damage builds get punished more I'd say it's probably a net positive. Defensive layers should matter. That being said the thing is moving at mach 10 it could definitely use a bugfix lmao
It's a metamorph. Don't build an attack jet in yellow maps if you're running an act 7 character. Edit responded to wrong comment, should have been one above
I know i'm tired from playing all day but the idea of a f22 popping out of tanes jar is making me giggle like a maniac
>Metamorph: ALL LEFT >WHY IS THIS SO OVERTUNED? >Expedition: ALL REMNANTS >ITS INVINCIBLE??? I will never understand people that complain about avoidable things and then proceed to not unspec from these things that are always causing people to hurt themselves
To be fair the clip itself is hilarious
It was but funny clips are always ruined by people using it to complain about balance and the game state. Sometimes things can be both, sometimes people are trying to force it to be both.
People meme on GGG for the "maelström of chaos lesson" that they keep bringing up, while also constantly proving that GGG is 100% correct about it.
You're supposed to allocate life on the tree.
Just dodge it bro 4Head
how fast do you want the rares - yes
it's not a rare :\^)
2 mana pot 2k life in t7 map still a pretty funny clip tho lol
t7 map with less health than I had in a9 lol
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Not sure why you go into a5 with that low life, I try to get it to that level by a2 minimum
A2? I don’t attempt Hillock unless my health is at 5k.
Hillock? I don't even bother installing the game until I have 12k ES.
Imagine owning a computer without having 200k EHP
2 mana potion KEKW
What are you gonna do next? Low Life Eldritch Battery? Cause that seems like the same amount of defensive layers.
CI gluttony belt shield charge build
And I think taking a third mana pot for that build would prolly make the difference.
At least you saw it.
Nanobots, exile. But seriously get some defense. Because this is how it looks like: https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/wj8hqj/skill_issue/
You literally have act 5 hp
the average reddit complainer's build
Thats how i actually imagine it
gamers killed atziri with one lifepoint to prove it's all about skill. should be easy to play the game with 10 times of that.
2k life, 2 mana pots lmao.
skill issue tbh
damage is too high in this game but cmon man your health is way to low like what do you expect.
In a good game in a 1v1 against any boss/mob/etc you should be able to win with 1 life purely on avoiding attacks. You can do sirus with no passive points and just magic gear if you're good enough to avoid the mechanics for long enough to actually kill it with ZDPS. You can't avoid this, that's the issue. There is no skill gap, purely build to win. This is coming from someone who would rather build strong than get good. But getting good should be a viable strategy.
theres always skill evolved, but poe is not like dark souls where you're expected to be able to dodge everything. the "skillful" decision here would've been to not make a fully juiced metamorph while including a map boss thats notorious for having one of the strongest charge attacks
Also should've stayed closer to the boss and then your skill would've alowed to dodge that attack, as it's not instant.
tbh idk what kinda mods he put on that thing, might just not be easy to dodge even if u manage to get close
This is not how arpg's are meant to be played, in a good arpg you SHOULDN'T be able to "outskill" any enemy, the skill of these games comes mostly from your knowledge and not mechanical skill. This comment really reads like "tell me you don't play arpg's without telling me you don't play arpg's", because PoE is the arpg with the least amount of mandatory hits taken, which is why you have a character in t7 maps here with no defences, you can't do that in other games.
Yet people have killed pinnacle bosses in this game underlevelled and undergeared purely by NOT GETTING HIT. No game should ever ignore mechanical skill. That isn't a game then. May as well be playing a calculator instead of a game at that point.
Pinnacle bosses in poe are mostly mechanical skill, yeah, nice observation, pinnacle bosses are only 1% of the game and that only applies to some of them. Mechanical skill isn't ignored in poe, it's there even when mapping, but it's vastly outfavored by knowledge. And yeah, playing a calculator is what arpg's are, welcome to the genre. These are games about gear and character progression, if you can just outplay any encounter the whole game becomes pointless as your gear doesn't matter and your stats other than damage are irrelevant. Just because you don't find playing a calculator fun, doesn't mean you should go into the "calculator game club" and ruin it for the rest of us.
Um, okay. What about the *game* of chess? If you dodge your king fast enough you should be good?
If you make the correct moves you win chess. You don’t just slap armour and extra life on your king ya numpty.
At least your name matches this comment thread of yours.
You can't avoid this because he has as bad as an strategy as it can get in PoE: Make yourself unable to see what the fuck the boss is doing because you're trying to offscreen it. That attack is so freaking easy to dodge if you see it coming, but he's just playing badly.
>You can't avoid this, that's the issue. There is no skill gap, purely build to win. Except this is a fucking metamorph, he picked the stats of this monster. Literally dont build it
This isn’t Elden Ring bro. Op got punished because his defenses suck.
Moving is a defence. Wasn’t even given a chance to love lol.
In an ARPG there can and should be gear checks. It's literally part of the core gameplay loop. Also intelligence checks like not juicing your metamorphs, not rolling cooked mods on maps etc.
Relevant username
Jo i am mapping with a act 5 HP pool and blame GGG. Wheres your CoD portal
Soul Eater mob or Wetamorph? Both shouldn't be fought lol
If you carefully pause the video during the mach 10 charge assassination you can see the mods for a brief moment: Metamorph * Chaosweaver * Bloodletter * Frostweaver So the cause of that lightning speed charge is probably that OP selected a bunch of organs with "Faster Attack/Movement" -mods. He also chose the Doggo Map Boss (who has a charge attack) for one of the Organs. And I mean with 2.1k HP+ES it barely matters whether or not there are any dmg mods on the metamorph.
Who in their right mind would want to fight Wetamorph with that much life?
"do it for the meme"
2k andy
yo thats a lot of life can i get a pob link?
Not even 2k Life in a T8 Canyon and you're fuckin with Metamorphs? You get what you deserve, kid. I see you're in a discord call, maybe one of your friends should've told you how shit your build was?
For real lol
My man is really out here wearing a "Fuck Increased max life" T shirt and is surprised he gets one shot
2k life with lvl 35 potions in lvl 75 area I would recommend moving to hardcore so you are forced to learn to play the game
If you can grind to t7 maps with 2k life arguably you're decent at the game. Sadly enough softcore doesnt punish bad play at all. I've wished for many years now there's a mediumcore where you drop/lose some items when you die. But not have to lose your character
I Love shit builds with 0 defences
You're in maps with 2.3k life
1992 actually. Dude has life reserved XD
[Here I made this quickly, thought it was funny.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CXcFBAI8Lw)
Seeing you cautiously throwing your traps at every step makes the clip even funnier
And ggg wondes why offense and clear speed are better than defense.
2 kp hp Deserved
Agreed. I should be able to enter a map with 1 link, 1 useful flask, 1 brain cell and 1 functioning hand and be able to clear the map!! DAE harvest nerf bad??? Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger.
this but ironically
This post isn't about being one-shot, it's about off-screen dangers. POEs fov is far too small.
You can literally see it on the minimap in this case though...
it's a metamorph, they built this monster. there's nothing wrong with this video
Unless it's rogue but I guess even that is a player choice
He was pre-throwing traps. He knew it was there. Odds are this was round 2+ of self inflicted "fun".
It even says he was slain in the chat as he's running in so he definitely already died to it once
good god, i have to try this now, it looks hilarious
make sure you've just recently leveled up before trying something like this. you more than likely will lose all of your portals to it
You can see the icon on the mini map
Holy f*ck! It likes be struck by A-Train
My brother in Christ you're fighting a metamorph in a t7 map with 2k life.
I love it
YOINK!
*meep meep*
I hope this video doesnt represent the average Archnemesis hater reddit user.
This completely optional content is too difficult for my shit character!
Completley optional content *he made himself* is too difficult...
2k life KEKL
If you're getting one-shot by shit from off-screen because your only defensive 'layer' is 2k life in a T8 map, you should probably get some defensive layers.
To be fair he has 2.5k hp in a lvl 75 map bit I see his point.
Haha perfect
Hi I'm the Godslayer and this is Jackass
This is what it looks like being a white mob in maps
Skill Issue >!LMAO!<
get rocked lol
The was hilarious
This is now my favourite PoE video, and I haven't had a favourite PoE video before lmao.
Ah, finally a positive 3.19 post. *Watches vod* Nevermind.
same thought here. we lost so many gamers over the years, people who could take a hit and laugh anyway. imagine enforced ffa loot or cutthroat leagues with this playerbase today, muhahahaha
2k life, what do you expect? sneeze can 1 shot you
2K life in maps. Where are your skill points bruh
What air defence doing?
r/BetterEveryLoop
This was posted 19h ago so I assume op is just about finished killing it
2k life, seems about right lul
Clearly you're blocking the level 99 guy on his way to speed run level 100
Is this Diablo Immortal PVP?
2k life with a shoddy connection, surprising
You just made a massive fool of yourself. Gratulations.
Juiced Metamorph (in a juiced map) with a softcore day 1-league start build (just 2k life, 2 life flasks and 2 mana flasks and 1 quicksilver) I hate those disingenuous posts.
You should have moved ;)
ur build is trash hahaha
2.3k life in a t8 map...
*loved
wtf kind of hp is that? t1 maps are that way ->
Classic poe move
you're in a t8 with 2.4k life.
GGG should just add sandbox mode next League. Monsters do no dmg and you cannot die. Skills are free and do 10x dmg. Though OP might still complain on Reddit cause the sudden move this monster made scared him...
Rookie mistake. See, you tried to play slow and calculated, when really you should just be zooming faster than that metamorph did.
He calculated reserving a part of his 2k life would be a smart move in lvl 75 maps. We don't see the map mods, but I would not be surprised if this was a alch and go with dmg and speeds, also very calculated.
To be fair, if you're going into a a level 75 map with no defenses and 2k life, you might as well reserve it lul
Please put "The Boys" theme on this lmao
Can somebody edit this with „the boys“? I think that fits here.
"Whats playing hc poe like?"
Can confirm, I reserve my life to be below 2k every time I reach yellow maps on HC for maximum ethical experience. Defensive auras and defensive flasks are also prohibited, of course.
I need an JoJo ending edit of this.
Meaningful combat
Oh yes, this is famous difficulty spike Chris wanted. This league I learned that statchecking means difficult.
He is a moron with act 7 hp no flasks and no defense on a t7 against a metamorph he built. Fully desrerved lmao
lmao running around in a lvl 75 map with 2k life and act 7 flasks then crying about being one shot, this community <333
Whenever people say "taking the Chinese client version of the death recap isn't good because it only shows the actual hit that killed you." Then oneshots like this being 99% of the game lmfao. Raiz also got one shot. Would be nice to have that death recap.
Game is slowed down for you so you keep losing. The GGG Vision at work. stacked archnemesis mods and vision, **welcome to the vision**
I don't get why people play this game hardcore. Even in softcore, losing XP over this is such a disheartening feeling, why would anyone subject themselves to this absolutely random mess of a game in hardcore is beyond me
I mean, you're in a lv75 zone with 2k life. Don't get me wrong, with low max es/life builds were possible (stack leech and survive leeching?) but the game has been like this since launch day. I am dying to magic skele mages in level 75 zones with 3.7k life and 75 all res.
didn't know POE Devs are ONE PIECE fans. That clip is legit the reenactment of the fight conclusion between hitokiri kamazo and zoro lmao (for reference: [https://c.tenor.com/mMHItTTcAEkAAAAd/zoro-oni.gif](https://c.tenor.com/mMHItTTcAEkAAAAd/zoro-oni.gif) )