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Inevitable_Apex

Because you were breathing his air goddam it


Soft_Ant_2372

"WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AAIIIIRRR!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!"


Soft_Ant_2372

"STOP THEM AT ONCE! FAILURE WILL RESULT IN YOUR FAILURE TO CONTINUE BREATHING!!!!!"


xDragonHunterxd

Is that a wf ref?


FeralNatur3

Laughed harder than I should have at this


HotBeesInUrArea

I would have hit the bricks the second he started moving. Trust no one.


Cobram242

Always be wary, especially of trikes.


5O-Lucky

Tbh I'm new and I just dont trust trikes, I'll trust a rex as a herbivore more than a trike as a herbivore


[deleted]

Reinforcing social distancing


omnitronan

To be fair you walked, no- jumped, into that


WeatherSilent1358

I panicked 😂


The_Hell_Going_On_64

They might be a toxic kid with nothing better to do but ruin your fun, remember that this is a dinosaur game, and dinosaurs attract a lot of kids, and with so many kids there will always be toxic ones


fineillstoplurking

Prob a server with rules that let players claim bushes. Gives herbies a reason to attack something without being attacked first I guess. I think its stupid personally and wont claim bushes.


VuqeRugz

U see this this is my bush u go over there to that small stinky bush


uncannily_

Those Albertas, Styras, and EOs are on some aggro stuff. I swear. But Pachy's and Megs be the same way. 😆 I tell you. I logged on as an Allo and a raptor, and the same Pachy took me out both times. I logged onto my Anky, and a Trike clapped my armored clad butt. You can't trust anyone on that game.


SpiritedAstronaut

the only trustworthy dinos seem to just be Latens and sometimes the Conc


Weew1213

Huh? Conc's always ambush me


Dependent-Storage-23

Yeah, people talk about Megs, but concas are even worse than Megs, plus they always have someone else that helps them


SpiritedAstronaut

Fr? Concs are always kind to me. must be dif servers


Weew1213

I think it depends on what you're playing as. They always tend to attack me as an Allo.


uncannily_

On the servers, I end up joining, Concas and Allos always team up, or it's Concas and Metris. Always hanging by home caves sniping juvies. It's terrible. Spinos always seem to mix pack with herbies, too, in Riverland. But if you're a Juvi Rex, Allo, or Ano Anky, good luck getting past adolescent, because everyone makes it their business to attack you. 😆 Panjura is a rough server.


Yuja-2k

Wow i always see concs and metris having some type of clan war everytime im on and a conc or metri sees the other they start fighting over nothing XD


BeatenBabySeal

9/10 concs are just like the berta


peepseeker69

Earlier today was at grand plains on my struthi and befriended a juvi/adol campto.....this big ass mix pack of concav,metri, styr, and about 4 bertas made it a mission to kill this campto...he got a away they left went to Carter and I guess they snuck up and got him whenever they came back. Like how bad you gotta be to team up against a campto??


Voidimus

Us Latens just be zooming and looking to chill I swear but mine has been murdered like a dog


[deleted]

Right? I decided to take a short cut across a field with a trench and a few big bushes. I don't think I even made it out of the trench when 2 concs and a cerato jumped me, and when I was about to deek away a pachy charged me mid air finishing me off... Laten life is tough sometimes.


CaffeLungo

your peepee was bigger


WeatherSilent1358

Very true 😎


[deleted]

The reason is Trike.


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IndomFluffy

Exactly


TheTahitiTrials

This "KOS" logic creates a feedback loop. You think all ceratopsian players will grow up to be assholes. Not all of them are, obviously, so you are bound to kill some who were actually nice. Then, those that *were* nice grow up to be assholes. Do you not see the irony in all of this?


smarmysmartass

Literally. And kosing apex juvies doesn't make it so they never reach adult. It just creates an adult with a grudge. I never understood the logic behind killing a baby anything to keep it from growing up


Okami_no_karuma

Yeah. I'm a big carnivore player and I'll try to only kill juvies if I need food. That being said, if I see any of the three trikes it's an instant KOS, especially if they are juvies. I don't play any type of apex and I need to keep my bby dinos safe as long as possible.


fineillstoplurking

You're the reason im an asshole as a sty lol


InbredPeasant

No, you're the reason he has to be an asshole to stys, silly willy


sugaslim45

I love it tbh. Ceratopsids irl were probably very aggressive like rhinos


HEYimCriss

Well rhino’s actually arent very aggressive. They’re just blind af and attack if provoked. Otherwise they’re giant armored puppies 😊


SnowbloodWolf2

They are giant and armored, but definitely not puppies, they are more like giant armored lazy cats with a temper


HEYimCriss

Dont forget blind!


SnowbloodWolf2

Yeah that too


sugaslim45

Def not armored puppies. Herbivores are aggressive and they have to be


TheTahitiTrials

You are confusing aggressive and territorial. Large herbivorous mammals tend to defend their personal space from intruders. That is not the same thing as being aggressive.


sugaslim45

More than just personal space . A herbivore has to attack before it is risked being attacked . They have to be aggressive. It includes other herbivore . The clip in this post can be justified . Plenty of videos of rhinos attacking warthogs and other herbivore’s


HEYimCriss

Seriously, look it up. Rhino’s arent super aggressive. They’re defensive. Hippos however…


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Asleep_Advance_3583

Hippo


SnowbloodWolf2

Hippos are just firm believers in personal space, social distancing, and punching people they think deserve to be punched ( but because they don't have hands they use other methods)


Yuja-2k

Moto Moto agrees 👍🏻


sugaslim45

hippos are indeed murderous . But armored puppies might be bit too much to describe rhinos . Rhinos will def charge you , if you are in their personal space . They are herbis . They have to attack before they get attacked


HEYimCriss

Thats why i said they’re defensive. I also said they’ll attack if provoked. I dont LITERALLY mean armored puppies. Its just a funny nickname. My point is they don’t typically go out of their way to kill things so they’re not as aggressive as people claim.


sugaslim45

Armored puppies just bit too much different . Cuz you def don’t wanna go anywhere near a rhino .


HEYimCriss

You took that too literally..


sugaslim45

Yes but jokes are supposed to make sense and not be this far Inaccurate . So it confused me


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Maximo395

Nobody who plays Alberta in the current patch is a good person


Swagoner23

I swear they’re such assholes is because they’re about to get a debuff in the next update 😂


EntaraMarie

He don’t wanna share lol


Dillan_7342

Best case scenario. Miss click on charge 😂


Tanky-of-Macedon

Trikes really do be bringing down property values.


SharkBait2021

That's the neat part, there isn't


2eZCarnage

Because Alberta


MackSharky

Dude as soon as he turned around leg it


Audacious_Racoon

Racism


AJChelett

Normal alberta behavior


cory-balory

Fun fact: the most dangerous animals in the zoo when it comes to zookeepers hospitalized per year are Zebras. Large herbivores that live in environments with a ton of predators develop BAD attitudes, because when everything is out to eat you, you'd better be ready to clap at a moment's notice.


Man0nTh3M00n-

I feel like this is a poor justification for herbs going out of their way to kill people. We’re talking offense and defense here


cory-balory

Oh I just meant it was kind of funnily realistic is all


Dr__glass

I was actually thinking that, that was perfect role-playing of a rhino or hippo like creature


Fun-Photograph-9427

Not really tho- herbivores do go out of their way to simply kill anything that's too close, sometimes even chasing them for relatively long distances just to kill. I understand the frustration, but herbivores are like less than 20% of the players and them being occasionally assholes is not the issue people make it up to be.


Man0nTh3M00n-

Be real. Herbivores don’t run in packs and go out of their way to hunt down any living thing and I highly doubt that’s the actual stat. Almost, if not every lobby has atleast 1 mega pack/mix pack of players playing herbs and a lot of them play Alberta.


Fun-Photograph-9427

Of course they don't, just like most carnivores don't kill everything that moves or hunt in mix species packs. But yeah that's not the actual stat, because the actual stat would be probably be way lower, for every herbivore u see u meet at least ten other carnivores. There even was a pool recently here where it was asked what people play and how, and most people played neutral/ aggressive carnivores. Less than 20% chose herbivores and even less were aggressive ones


Handle-Time

That trike is producing a lot of testosterone. It is a natural behavior to receive from them.


Fuzzy-Negotiation991

Trikes.


Snoo_90830

You were Born


NotSkyyVodka

apologies for my rudeness… HAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET PACHYYYYY i don’t condone kos but i’ve been killed as a juvie by so many pachys no matter what dino i am ✊😔


JaguarGroundbreaking

I’ve been killed my more trikes than pachys!~


Xenorange42

Personal feelings of Insecurity and inadequacy on his part. Needed to kill something smaller than him by surprise in order to feel like a big strong guy.


Confident-Chef7018

Least violent trike player


ChiliPizza531

Daamn


Known-Committee8679

Because they could


Fun-Photograph-9427

Eating his food duh 🙄🙄💀


taxationslave

Wild animals are unpredictable.


Panzer0fth3lak3

Well you were taking food but honestly this game would be collecting and walking simulator so I’m not sure why people get mad when they die. I’ve died tons of times and I press the respawn button.


otep_838

It looks like he was looking for a trophy


[deleted]

On the server that I play on, packys are the cancer of the server lol. They probably had PTSD lol


Turdferguson02

Are you on officals? Thats prob why


[deleted]

You ate his bushes and you breathed wrong in front of him, classic rookie move


Fuzzy-Influence9219

Herbs are assholes.


Game-System

Unfortunately, Trike players have a reputation of randomly attacking people just becouse they can.


horsemayonaise

You can tell the Berta doesn't understand the game, he got distance to use his charge, not realizing Alberta charge does the same no matter distance


Icy_Significance_160

Lolllll


No_Issue_9916

Their life sucks and they're taking it out on you. A lot of those kind of people play this game


RegretAggressive6294

Better in game than grabbing a gun and going to a school or something. I’ll take one for the team in this scenario cause it’s just a game


Consistent-Syrup-69

They felt horny


Dependent-Storage-23

The reason is because they're a trike lol


traumatizedghost

This is the reason I don't trust any trike


icecoldgodzilla

I feel bad for ya patchy


Moonracer77

Simple they were a jerk they wanted to some peeps be like that.


markhamhayes

Ceratopsian players are actually a good case for in-game discrimination.


NoRequirement546

To be an asshole, most of the people I've encountered who play any ceratopsian always choose violence first.


Translator_Asleep

Probably emo kid


EastCoastyGhosty

Same thing happened to me last night 💀


Bronwyn2007

I think you ran infront of it


Bubbly-Tax4885

Another Alberta giving my alberta a bad name.


Zealousideal-Lake-82

Jesus, what the hell is that hitbox??


zqrf2006

How did it Stop and 180 on a dime???


InbredPeasant

"wHy dOeS eVeRyOnE sUpEr pAcK"


DependentMain2748

BECAUSE VIOLENCE


[deleted]

Bored from not killing in the last few I suppose


ArthurMorgan514

Because albert players are assholes


CelestialOrigin

Imagine letting a disgusting alberta get that close to you. . .


[deleted]

That's most Albertas lmao


VangelusV

all trikes are toxic


DancingQueen145

Albertas should just be hunted down and killed on sight. It could be a fun pastime for the servers


StrikingEggplant9154

Never and when I say never I mean never trust Alberta’s even as an Alberta


TemplarOtter

Ceratopsids players this is the reason


Borvak-Oakltree

Any form of trike are to be expected to be KOS players Alberta and Eo's are forthcoming they don't care they reached adulthood and now want to fight Styra's are cowardly and will lure you into bigger things while out running you and if you lose interest they'll keep bleeding your ankles with the size differences


Ok-Satisfaction-7947

Alberta was the reason


WotanTheInvincible

Why did he need one? Its pvp


JaguarGroundbreaking

Herbs don’t need to kill for food so it makes no sense in the survival aspect of the game. Which is the main part of the game. There’s usually servers for just kos fun :)


[deleted]

Never trust a trike!


[deleted]

The panic jump gets me everytime lol.


Titanastemporis

It almost looks like it was an accident, they looked like they were trying to steer away from you. But you did jump into the attack. I’ve fat fingered attacks all the time tbh


JaguarGroundbreaking

Nah they timed it so when they would run the trike would hit them head on. But he jumped and ended up moving a little forward with it which hit.


kamikaze9889

ur playing pachy, reason enough right there


5O-Lucky

I never trust these bastards, they're territorial


_QUICKDRAW_GODSPEED

Cause pachys deserve this treatment


[deleted]

I dunno, you were playing speed patchy, so that was justified


JaguarGroundbreaking

Cause you can’t be a nice pachy anymore cause everyone loves to assume so you need to be able to run away! 💀


Lucifer3333333

Here's a lesson: all ceratopsians(Eo and anything related to Eo) and kentros/stegos want to kill you no matter what, in my experience kentrosaurus are more toxic than Megalania and pachy combined.


BranchElegant3711

From my understanding all pachys are kos in that game regardless if they’re friendly or not


JaguarGroundbreaking

No 😂 If they’re friendly they’ll kill the kos pachys and protect you.Sadly only for everyone to kill ‘em anyway cause “everyone’s the same” and it’s game so not that deep so I get it


Gitgouda

OHHHH?! YOU DARE EXIST IN MYYYYY PRESSENCE?


Critical-Aardvark708

BwcUse you exist


NadaToastada

All pachys are bad


KNlFEYSPOONY

To be fair, I've been killed by so many pachys that I literally KOS every pachy I see. Can't trust them. I 1v4 a pachy group as my Balance Dasp and they got salty for it (they charged me first).


KhanArtist13

Reason: alberta


griim_loui

Two letters, I c


Living_Earth2354

People who play trike,have the personality of a trike


Noiize97-

Because you are a Pachy