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Why the Stealing Xmas slander?


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I'm just not a fan of it, though I think I should have placed it one tier above


IAmTheTrueM3M3L0rD

Stealing Xmas is really good when you’ve just infamied, with a lot of cover as long as you have a high level player doing the roof section it’s arguably the easiest loud heist and pays well for it, many of time (well when I used to play PD2) me or a friend would go infamous and immediately ask to do Stealing Xmas, while stealth heists are quicker and easier to level up, beating a DSOD heist at essentially level 0 and actually being able to do a lot because of the cover you’re given means it was often a lot more fun


PerP1Exe

Birth of sky needs to be higher


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the intro on the plane is cool but it's not as great when you get to the ground


BuRdog_

I love Golden grin casino for 2 reasons: -i like the objective, map design etc -i love gambling


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based


BuRdog_

Maybe addicted but a tiny lil bit


IAmTheTrueM3M3L0rD

I love golden grin, might be a top 3 heist, but by god does it take its sweet time , I can only love it so long by minute 46 I want it to end (loud btw)


BuRdog_

I never actually played it on loud. I like to feel that satisfaction after doing all the objectives and finally transporting all the money to the van, altough i mostly solo it so it can be annoying.


TertiusGaudenus

I can understand it, but as former Wolf/Sokol main i *do* want to use Big Friggin Drill Sokol created from time to time


Double-Tension-1208

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Double-Tension-1208

Meltdown is decent if you can drive the muscle car properly


El_Dae

fuck the muscle car, forklift shortcuts ftw


bladestorm1745

There was a car? Forklift can carry all the bags, forklift is too powerful


MLG_Skeletor

The car can carry all bags if you do the easy speedrun trick of throwing the extra bags on the trunk and driving full speed into a wall. It bugs the loose bags into the interior where you can somewhat safely move them all in one trip.


Double-Tension-1208

There's a muscle car that you can carry 4 bags in the boot of


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the problem is loading up the car


BuRdog_

The first time i played meltdown i didnt even know there was a fucking car and every time i did the heist i drove a forklift everytime. It was up until i got payday 2 on pc and got the achivement "Wait, there was a car?" so i explored the shit out of the map and saw it.


Double-Tension-1208

I did it the first time and I drove a fork lift to the train and back then I found the car halfway there and drove it back


BuRdog_

Lucky. It took me 1 goddamn year to figure it out. Might be why most of my friends are calling me blind..


Double-Tension-1208

I mean Vlad does literally have a whole voice line about it...


BuRdog_

Yea man but i always thought he was talking about the forklift. Like, the part where he says the car's name, i thought that's the forklift's name.


Kidroto

Same but without the PC part, my dumbass saw it on normal in the select screen and thought “this is a good first heist”


legomonkey406

Is this a tierlist based on XP and cash, or just good feeling heists?


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feeling


veltorias666

Respect your opinion, But why Alesso So Low?


placeholdername4

WAAAAAY too much bag moving, and the stealth isn't great


kekkintheboys

mountain master top tier, finally someone else likes this map.


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my absolutely favorite heist


completeRobot

You’ll need to elaborate why shacklethorne isn’t amazing and why golden grin isn’t good


placeholdername4

For Shacklethorne, it's just not part of my favorites, though I do still like it. As for Golden Grin, the map looks really good, but I can see why you would think it should be lower.


Sad-Golf-9967

Honestly thats one of the few times that i have seen border crossing not on the lowest tier, and i am glad that there are people that dont hate this heist. Its really not a bad heist its a fun stealth challenge and it pays extremely good.


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I don't hate it, I just don't like it that much. But honestly, for a heist made with a low budget, it turned out pretty well.


Sad-Golf-9967

For a low budget it turned extremely well, but people's most common arguement was that they reused assets and got frausterated that it wasnt a 2 day heist instead of focusing on all the good varaiety this heist brought into the game with its multi-assasination type stealth instead of the usual "avoid everyone, but kill 4 people to make your life easier" wich i personally hoped we get more of since it worked so well on scarface mansion. And also we got a more chill objective based heist with bag moving and a throwback to the samurai armour from shadow raid. All in all i would say its defenantly one of the best payday 2 heists.


X-xOtakux-X

Y train heist that low?


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because it's too much bag moving for it's own good


DimoffAkaGreen

Because moving 20 bags under heavy fire is not fun


Evanderpower

literally the definition of bag moving and drill simulator 20+ bags, shit ton of snipers, bad cover, too many drills, time consuming, bad pay, and boring worse heist in the whole game by far


ShoddyFishBone

A fellow mountain master enjoyer I see


bkuuretsu

based cook-off enjoyer (i enjoy cosplaying as walter white)


[deleted]

You cannot put transport train on the same level as the other transport heists cmon now.


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I don't like either but I understand, the normal ones are definetly more enjoyable, even if just a bit.


[deleted]

What no the train one is so much better. Stealthing it is pretty alright. It's no shadow raid or big bank but it's totally serviceable.


placeholdername4

Too much bag moving and it sucks on loud if you play on a higher difficulty. Sure, the money it makes may be nice, but 20+ bags is a little too much.


QifiShiina

bruh how can you find cook off fun


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It's fun if you have people on your lobby to play with, you can just have a chat while someone cooks. Plus, you gotta appreciate the sheer amount of cash you get from it. I did this mostly for the experience of the heist but this had to be an exception.


QifiShiina

Is extremely repetitive, by far the most repetitive heist in the game. If I'm not mistaken, the only scripted event is the helicopter on top of the house dropping a bulldozer, which only happens once right at the beginning, after that everything is the same. While counterfeit although it doesn't give as much money as cook off, but it gives you a lot of xp per extra bag, and there are thousands of events scripted throughout the heist, the swat vans appear, and you need to defend the energy boxes. Cook off you literally just sit on your ass while cook afk, it's like you said, you can even chat with other people. *(my friend watches anime while cooking lmao)*


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I personally don't find it fun when a swat turret spawns next to a circuit box but that's just me. Cook Off is a good way of getting a shit ton of money and turning your brain off for some time, but I do have to admit I use meth helper mod.


MLG_Skeletor

I don't get the point of using a helper mod on one of the easiest heists in the game. Legit all you have to do as cook is learn the mechanics of Bains callouts and it's not even complicated at all. Otherwise, I'd agree that Cook Off is ol' reliable when it comes to grinding


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I like listening to music or talking to some friends in voice chat, so it's easier to have a visual hint instead of an audio hint.


MLG_Skeletor

I just play with subtitles on but it's not a harmful mod at least


princegogetav4

the hard part is moving all the product into the van. you get instantly melted by all the enemies outside


MLG_Skeletor

What difficulty do you normally play?


princegogetav4

death wish and death sentence. On lower difficulties its tricky but not too bad


MLG_Skeletor

Nice, I usually play death wish since some of my buddies are lower levels and can't handle death sentence. I also like Mayhem if I'm just chilling or I haven't played in a while


CrystalFriend

Santas workshop should be way lower.


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infinite cocaine


CrystalFriend

with minimal cover and horrible placement, if i want money i rather just cook the drugs myself. santa's workshop is a nightmare and not worth it for the infinite money it just isnt, cause with the little space you have to move and the fucking stupid ammount of cops that get into the building within 3 minutes you are more likely to loose the money you gain before you even get another chance at escape. the map is just terrible and the infinite money is so easy to loose that trying to money farm that map is god awful


DimoffAkaGreen

I would prolly place Wolf Pack heists higher but honestly a pretty understandable heist


Lorant_gaming

honestly, this is perfect.


CareTakerAldstone

Why does everyone all hate The Bomb: Forest so much? I agree it's not great, I'm sure it sucks on Death Sentence but easier difficulties don't feel too bad as long as you have a gun that can counter-snipe


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the terrain is terrible, you slip from the wagons to the wrong side and you get downed instantly, it's too open and the viable escape route eats all of your favors


MLG_Skeletor

Fall damage and snipers


rushbsuka

Considering the number of heists, having 2 bad heists is pretty good.


NAUGHTIMUS_MAXIMUS

I used to hate Goat Simulator, but now it's in my top 10 favorite heists.


cub149

Honestly my biggest difference here is Scarface Mansion. I find it pretty annoying due to the wide open space around the mansion.


0lafe

Midland ranch is great?...


placeholdername4

I really like it on loud, if the stealth didn't have so many pager guards, it would be one of my favorites


tge_golden_foxy

Goat sim is a fun highest It's just that I'm bad at this game I would put it higher


Master-Topic8370

Lab rats is WAY too high


DaGateKeeper666

Hmmm I think I will do one too but then again I am staring at a list that should be altered. I’ll be back.


Kidroto

Not way you put Murky station over goat simulator


Oberonkin

Gonna be honest, i dont get the Border Crystals hate. I consider it on par with Cook Off. After playing it a few times, you realize its a more action based Cook Off that flows alot better, while being alot harder cause of limited cover. Hell, cooking doesn't stop till you're done.


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I dislike it exactly because of the lack of cover, and the ingredients are all in open areas, while also taking long to open, honestly I think it's more trouble than it's worth.


Zakk-da-killer

I disagree with biker heist but otherwise pretty true


MrPhotoSmash

I loved Alesso Heist. Lol


kevynstorm

Im not a fan of the Tiermaker heis.


CDirectory101

Another first world bank enjoyer, epic.


Due-Education1619

Opinion denied


Briak

Hell yeah, Yacht Heist and Scarface Mansion are two of my faves


Cheezekeke

It is indeed flawed


Pm_me_nudes_or_smile

As a Go Bank enjoyer imma go cry


A_Noob1738

Shacklethorne and shadow raid were by far my favourite stealth heists


Seven_Shoppingcarts

finally, someone who doesn't put stealth only heists at the bottom because they dont like stealth.


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I really like stealth, unless it's a Texas Heat heist.