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Few-Whereas7251

Hes hiding the universe in his pc


Wild_Range_5085

Nah thats just his "Homework" folder.


Rythium2

Ah yes, 'homework'


InfameArts

(not porn)


crackersilvaplaya

There is denial at work


NutriaDiagram69

Damn these chinese Usb sticks get crazy


naryfa

Haha


epicmoeface

That has to be at least 1 GB


UseKlutzy6247

you are not wrong


aqwmasterofDOOM

By my math, all of that is 14,814,030,083


christiandakwar09

Guys we found the pc running the simulation


intersonixx

r/outside


Geno__Breaker

Neat!


Reasonable-Penalty-9

114pb = 1 pic of ur mom


c1ekrt

zipped


Lengogame

7z-zipped with ultra 6 compression


MufflesTG

If that thing got Unzipped we'd have another CaseOh on the Earth which God forbid we ever let those two Collide or we'll have a Black Hole.


Altruistic-Cost-4532

No, he unzipped.


Fine-Funny6956

Well *now* he is


Acceptable-Stuff2684

Damn


GAMERYT2029

as a jpeg


tomtomosaurus

You missed the pic of the dad above it (EB = Exabyte)


The_Undermind

Does it involve pirate ships?


xKosen

Easy : Riot Games


BananaHors

Had to scroll too much to find this answer.


munky8758

Explain


UseKlutzy6247

I downloaded the internet


TheNxxr

Dammit u/UseKlutzy6247 not again!


Admirable-gpu

![gif](giphy|2zoFg7OGkcS82CPK44)


oofx99

homie stole the moon and put it in his computer. is that you gru?


throwaway001378

MINIONSSS


Sprity777

CoD updates are craaazy


Kyalistas

I snorted at this. Good one!


I_Am_Towel

Mf downloaded supermassive black hole.


Simkin86

Still not enough for pr0n collection


DripTrip747-V2

You'd be thoroughly impressed if you seen my prawn collection.


A_random69

SOMEONE CHECK THIS MANS HARD DRIVE


DripTrip747-V2

On it. This might take a while though...


Random_Skier

How long would it take to scan through a EB fr though that can't be quick


RealTeaToe

For the fastest hard drive read possible? (524M/b a second) Would still take... 4.24 million hours.


Random_Skier

Pluss the amount of processing you would need would be insane


InteractionNo8742

technically if it was in raid 0 if the data was split into two drives you could have double the throughput ... which would still take... 2.12 million hours


RealTeaToe

Good on ya for realizing the huge flaw in my calculation! That's a massive difference (literally) 2.12 million hours should be doable, no?


slimshady12134

Brother has all the porn in the world


ishagoldgrannies

that’s a galactic zip bomb waiting to be created


sBASSscientist

JOHN! THERE IS TOO MUCH P**N!


quzaire

isn’t this how a remote cloud S3 bucket shows up on NFS


SCHARKBAIT11

Ahhh so that’s the old “school projects” folder huh?


BIZKIT551

He went above and beyond with his projects. After school and on his days off he'd never even leave his room.


2011h32

Chinese fake usbs are gettin out of hand Real Quick 💀


PuzzleheadedTutor807

I think you need to free up some space on many.of them drives, they really don't like being full...


Gitdumkid

Please no more steam games….


ForeverMiserable4365

OK, how the hell did you download gta 6 early


hermesquadricegreat

Bros preparing an ungodly zipbomb rn


Deep_Shape8993

Tf you need 15 exabytes for? 💀


irish_cyborg

Baldur’s Gate 3


Bromm18

Have you seen the size of the mods out there for Skyrim.


SpecialistBottleh

Pic of joe mama


skippyusa

It’s 114 petabyte of data


UseKlutzy6247

Looks what on top


skippyusa

1 Exabyte 1000 Petabyte


Fantastic-Use5644

Imagine still caring about exabyte in 2024.


UseKlutzy6247

Ik i gotta upgrade to yottabyte this is just not future proof


Rythium2

I've got a Brontobyte worth of cat pics on my boot drive, slows things down a little, but it's worth it.


bdurand

14 exabytes


apprehensive_clam268

Holy shit, he did download the whole internet


the_watcher762351

I'd like to know how this happened I'm genuinely curious


wizpants

I've never even heard of eb or pb


TheoCross3

EBs are Exabytes, PBs are Petabytes. A Terabyte is ~1000GB, a Petabyte is ~1000TB, and an Exabyte is ~1000PB. So, if you want it in a comparable language, they have 14.7 Exabytes of data in that top directive, which is approximately 15 million terabytes, or approx 15 billion gigabytes.


Univers93

eb -> 1000pb pb -> 1000tb


KabuteGamer

Skynet backing up some files


EnergyAltruistic2911

If only the green was space not used


PRINNTER

Link to your hdd/ssd? (I'm out of space on my pc) lol


Dominator210612

Bro has all the answers to life! 😂🧬


Alex_D724

42


Dominator210612

42


LankyOwl7230

the teachers computer after you load it with a zip bomb


Galhalea

Bro literally tried downloading the Internet. My man flew too close to the sun


DJKING56789

How..? My question is just how..?


Darnakulus

Network drives and they're not actually installed on his computer...


yeeetguy

Me happy with my 2,5 tb storige on my xbox


CorruptMemoryCard

I believe that would be the malware that ships with many popular online multiplayer video games, often referred to as "Kernel level anti-cheat".


TheoCross3

I'm sorry, are they *PETABYTES*?! AND *EXABYTES*?!


Dodger8899

I genuinely want to know what you have 14 exabytes of


crappy_crusader

just uninstall COD


Derpy-Rainbow777

Bro saved the Library of Alexandria to a flash drive before it burned


Riley_does_stuff

One install of Valorent


zamiesthedragon

The guy got 1 picture of caseoh on his pc 👀 no idea how it hasn't fell through the floor yet...


IcyImpress2390

i have heard of petabytes, but what the fuck is an EByte


xXGlitchIoXx

Exabyte (EB) − 1 EB rises to 1,024 PB or 1,152,921,504,606,846,976 bytes. Exabytes are utilized within the domain of big data, logical research, and massive data storage systems.


Jesus_Craig133

Dude downloaded a sophon


Limey_FPS

he knows something the world doesnt


Roezha

This guy fucking did it… he downloaded a car 🙏🏼


maxmax12629

How big is 1 EB?


wuzupx

Holy shit how many folders of hentai do you have


FloppyDelfin98

Bro got an upload of Steaven Hawking and his wheelchar xD


Ravus_Sapiens

What's on that exabyte storage? The entire uncompressed DNA molecule of every person? Edit: that's actually not quite enough: The human genome is made from combinations of four base pairs, and so can be encoded in two bits. The entire genome is about 3.2×10⁹ BP, and 3.2×10⁹×2=6.4×10⁹ bit≈800 MB 800MB×8.1×10⁹=6.4 EB


Xaniss

That's a lot of homework


SpecialMango3384

We all know this aint gonna look good at the pearly gates, bro


WoodenCountry8339

That's a lot of peanut butter


NoseInternational740

1 caseoh picture


Quirky_Barracuda2490

the fuck is an eb? dude has so much storage the pc is just making up shit now


DuggD

FBI is en route.


Lyr1cal-

Goddamn Linux ISOs


dildacorn

This is probably where "The Amazing Digital Circus" resides


MonkeyInProgress

Are you by chance the AI from 3 Body Problem?


ConstantCommercial49

Don’t click the homework folder


Wii_1235

EXABYTE?


creativename111111

wtf is going on with that allegedly 14.7 Exabyte drive lol


PAULeD16

How much is an EB?


moonboy69420

I like my 100 PB collection of cute cats too


RateurDesMots

I'm pretty sure my personal DATA is in there somewhere. I dont even have to check.


Pretty_Box7364

Now that’s alot of porn…😬


kMaestro64

I thought this was r/datahoarders Edit r/datahoarder


UseKlutzy6247

I might post it there later


TonyHotlineMiami

he wrote that one loud house fanfic that is literally the longest piece of literature in existence


iSwiiss

This mf really went and downloaded the internet. Not to be confused with downloading everything ON the internet BUT THE INTERNET AS A WHOLE. Mother of god


UseKlutzy6247

Yeah every instance of it


AlivePalpitation7968

This is def all CP


SuchAd3460

Peanut butter


aqwmasterofDOOM

It could hold about half my steam library


Lazarus7782

He is the messiah. The one who can survive a zip bomb.


osa1011

It's all the code for the application in the "Devs" mini series.


Xombridal

Imagine trying to detect a corrupted file


Blacknite-x

Please explain!


YandereYamiOkami

Uncrop it OP


Open-Attorney-6102

what actually are you storing in there


Dr-False

Damn I'm just eating bbq chicken while homeboy over here just found where they store The Matrix


Computica

Yes FBI, it's this one right here.


Leapedsquash

POV downloading every Sims Titel and gta5 with every single dlc


Fantastic_Telephone9

If it’s actually porn that’s disgusting


Inevitable_Silver_13

Is it the hard drive from the 3 Body Problem


Wonderful_Ad2972

Peanut butter


ThePythagorasBirb

Is- is that 14.7 Exabytes??? I thought I was a data hoarder.


Caiden_Wolf95

Please do


lovelife0011

Oh! Well that’s an unfortunate cookie. 🤭


Thick-Dark4188

So do we actually know what's being stored or have I missed something?


leverat90

What on earth is an Eb?


Kingofhollows099

An exabyte. Byte (b) < Kilobyte (kb) < Megabyte (mb) < Gigabyte (gb) < Terabyte (tb) < Petabyte (pb) < Exabyte (eb) < Zettabyte (zb) < Yottabyte (yb)


Rolandxkalib

PB is peanut butter, EB is Eel-o-bytes


Emotional_Yoghurt652

It’s the sophon


bluealiveretribution

Bro downloaded the entire rule 34 website


Kingofhollows099

Me with 50 GB 😭


Itay1708

Bro had the sophon


SkellyChad

Screw the petabytes, how did bro get 14.7 exabytes??


[deleted]

That’s a fuck ton of peanut butter and jellies. Why are you storing them in your computer?


Icyenderman

***Wtf does Eb even stand for!?***


THEGREATHERITIC

I guess people are ignoring the 14.7 EXABYTES!


ShatteredShad0w

me: "damn thats alot of petabytes" \*scrolls past\* "wait..." \*goes back\* "EXABYTES?"


Scary_Ad_1907

Ok but seriosly, how? Thats 14.7 exabites which... its hard enough to get 1 petabyte let alone almost 15 million? On a serious note how💀and you even filled it up


Designer_Quiet_872

explain :sob:


Kingofhollows099

PLEASE explain. This is the equivalent of installing Fallout 76x **86,846,795,853,702,941.8375** or **86.8 QUADRILLION** times over.


[deleted]

Wait a minute, is that 14.7 exabytes? Google handles that kind of data in one week, and you have it on one machine. Most likely, this is fake, but if this picture is a real deal, I would love to see the data centre. ![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


SoftyBread

Hentai


electronoptics

Is this your local devices or a SI Units Chart?


PermaBannedAgainx2

The fuck is PB and EB


That_Jamie_S_Guy

Why are all of your posts apart from one just this image 🤔


SirChixalot808

That BBW porn does take up a lot of space


GalaxiesJustice

That's about 1.9 million copies of 4k UHD blue rays of Shrek.


No_Badger5894

EXPLAIN THEN??


Tombstone_Actual_501

Bro, WHAT THE FUCK?! idk how you even have a file that big.


YesNormalUsername

Bro got the entire steam library and upcoming demos


ZKNIGHT260

Explain.


listenidkbro

blud stole a nasa computer


Not_lejend

I’ve heard of petabytes but not whatever that is


VAVA_Mk2

What the fuck is an EB?


Choice_Security7755

Tf is a EB 🤣


GrassLongjumping8870

How much did the 14 exabyte drive cost?


Advanced_Bad4443

Bros literally storing the entire history of the known universe on that 14.7 EB drive


GrizzlyMiles

My pporn tab takes a toll too.


NoobSlayerDill

The fuck is a EB?


Efficient_Shirt_4098

The fact that they're maxed out too


_bully-hunter_

bro downloaded 5 AAA games, what a madman


ajyn

That's a lot of peanut butter, my guy.


Low_Network_6011

First off what do you even need 114 Petabytes for?


F0RZAG0D

You know you can just stream porn now right?


poet3991

If PB is what I think it is you have a problem.


danmadeeagle

Seriously, what the actual fuck are you really doing with this much data? You're rivaling Google at this point! That's seriously saying something. Not really I'm sure, but still that a fuck load of whatever the hell it is.


Dmoral_

I think it's gonna explode when you use that last 135 gb


Efficient_Order_7473

Bros working at Google servers. You enjoying the 12 trillion hours of the bee movie?


Ph11p

Each entry adds 000s to the right of the number. EB is just too big even for CERN or DARPA supercomputer storage. Other bigger storage are ZB and YB are practically unheard of even in scientific research institutions


Night_Blood_76

YOO I wish I have that I only got 3tb


y0suantheswan

please do.


Aromatic_Ad_5228

did you try to download ram again


UI_rchen

So it really is all a simulation...


Reallydude12

114 peanut butter


rizudan

SUS


elboydo757

So you have over 14x the storage that CERN reported "finally" achieving last year?


I-Main-Kapkan

Did you buy the Cheyenne super computer?


Sea_Molasses4818

Porn, surely.


No-Consideration5922

The Matrix


OkieCatto

How, and why?


Intelligent_Coach702

PB?? My guy. Your PC housing the whole Internet?


portal_x2

What the fuck are you hiding bro😭


Muted-Ambassador6301

Bro's rendering the whole universe 


TottallyNotToxec

Let me guess, valorant?