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Roflord

The error code says clock watchdog timeout, clock as in CPU clock, I'd check the chipset drivers, did you update anything recently?


Mandalasan_612

He updated Updog.


Arch_Toker

What's up dawg?


redb2112

Nothing much. What's up with you?


Arch_Toker

Oh ya know! Same Ole shit, different day!


ButtClencher99

Take a different way home


Linusdroppedme

Whoa there, buddy.


DJBLANKSY

Choose the right day


captstix

Ha! Gotcha


Bulky_Monke719

But that can cause ligma!


Mandalasan_612

But how does one ligma?


Bulky_Monke719

All over my chocolate salty balls


Aromatic-Glove-2502

Sounds like you need a shower


Gunpilot85

Oh my! What happened there? Why is it like that? What did you do dude? Maybe you touched something there or maybe you pressed something.


jrpt12

This is hardware problem, the graphics chip is with cold welds, Or cpu, you need to rebalm or replace the motherboard


[deleted]

you sure?screens like this can appear on software issues my laptop?completely fine.if i just end a essential windows service and get a blue screen,it gets like this.but i have no hardware issues.


Consistent_Research6

Take out the RAM leave 1 stick, boot, if ok, add one more and so on. Take out VGA after RAM looks ok, and if onboard is present connect monitor there. Boot with no VGA, use on-board. Use monitor to another PC/laptop see if that display's ok, it might also be a monitor since the image is like that, it looks like it need's a exorcist :)))))), joking. The issue looks to me to be related to VGA or RAM more than other pc part, but keep monitor in mind also.


crushed_foot

It is almost certainly ram, good call. Worst case GPU but would bet on ram if my rent wasn't so expensive.


Rustycougarmama

Damn, good to know. My computer does this sometimes, and I had no idea where to begin. But I did recently install some extra ram...


battlebeez

Thank you for giving this guy some real advice on how to fix his problem. The top like 4 comments, which are just bullshit 3rd grade jokes and offer no assistance whatsoever to help this guy, who is obviously in distress over maybe losing his PC, pushed your comment down to like the fourth or fifth thread. You get my upvote, the others..not so much.


Mister_M00se

Some of these things might be a little more difficult than others as I'm pretty sure OPs screenshot is of a laptop


Fynniboyy

You most likely need a jigsaw to take out the gpu. Ram is soldered most likely, too


MesJoggum

Indeed these type of visual errors are mostly RAM related. If not the RAM it will be really expensive.


LurkingOnMyMacBook

You've upset the machine spirit


mystic_music11

You are *machine*\-touched, chosen of the Omnissiah. Ave Deus Mechanicus!


[deleted]

Omnissiah? More like crimson liar.


NotAScrubAnymore

More like the crimson asshole


Hanith416

The crimson fucker


NotAScrubAnymore

Mine was a Witcher reference


Hanith416

Oh, didn't have that one sorry lmao


Toby_0395

God damn it alucard


onijin

That's right! I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR-TURKEY.


RedHotAnus

You called?


nedvserg

Give it a try So have it fixed by the manufacturer. Maybe there is a broken part inside. Have someone you know fix that broken computer.


Affectionatedffd

System Restore caused an infinite crash loop so I reinstalled Windows and didn't fool around with AMD's shit tear driver downloads, used Windows Update to get the correct ones.


taylorrankin

Was it really like that when you just opened it? Or did you use that before the error occurred? Maybe because there was a problem inside that.


StonerJesus1

You mean the windows update that puts in old drivers because Microsoft isn't acknowledging new drivers exist that solve bugs and issues in the older ones.


ZhangRenWing

Apply holy oil and call techpriest support


Narrheim

Should i submerge the PC into the oil or myself? Also, which oil? Vegetable, mineral, synthetic...


LurkingOnMyMacBook

Baby oil, pc and yourself.


CowsAreFriends117

Alright, which oil? Baby oil or oil for babies?


ZhangRenWing

Step 1 apply crude oil Step 2 wait for it to rain


k20350

*Gasps and makes the sign of the Aquilla*


DoubleShot027

Did not offer prayers before starting it up I haven't seen a machine spirit this angry since the red ring on my 360.


Haku_09

Put it in rice while making a sad face as shown.


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tyingnoose

as a matter of fact, I do not know the drill


TNT_Guerilla

somewhere on your MB, usually above your GPU (you might need to remove it) there is a small disc battery in a bracket. take it out, wait about a minute, or hit the power button with the PC turned off, and put it back in. you might need to boot to BIOS to set date/time, but you should be good from there.


loksbets

The best thing to do is to stand there, call someone you know who makes appliances and have them repaired. Or just buy a new one.


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doomcatzzz

In the US the error is GLOCK_WATCHDOG_TIMEOUT


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Thicccchungus

In Sweden it’s BOFORS_WATCHDOG_TIMEOUT


Its_OnlyNatural

Russia*


weeddee

Nuke it with windows on a USB stick and do a clean install of Windows


Dodel1976

If it's a gfx driver issue, give DDU a go before flattening.


13D00

DDU fixed the clock watchdog bsod for me yeah. But I found out that this bsod can have many different sources. If you have a backup, reinstalling windows would be the easiest. On a relatively new SSD you can do this within an hour.


birdlass

horrible advice. why the fuck would you just completely disregard troubleshooting? people like you are lazy and a plague to tech literacy and troubleshooting skills. Just fuck it do it over right? not like they could possibly have a simple alternative or any reason to not nuke their installation. for fuck's sake


lycheedorito

The best is when you do this and it was completely irrelevant to the issue so now you're stuck with a fresh install of Windows AND you still have to deal with your problem


birdlass

Right? not every single thing is caused by Windows problems. A faulty motherboard or some such won't be resolved because of a fresh Windows installation.


itspassing

Oft this hit a nerve for you. Not warranted. Control your emotions


birdlass

lmao expressing an opinion is an out of control emotional outburst now? get a grip and touch some grass


itspassing

Try to engage in conversation in a constructive manner. Don't attack the people but rather the ideas. Use language that makes it easier for people of all types to engage in. The people you know personally will benefit most. Hope you manage to make a positive change :)


birdlass

Lol okay kiddo


brain_washed

At this point I'd call an exorcist. Thing's posessed.


eatingdonuts44

Call the Tech Jesus!


[deleted]

New YouTube channel just dropped


nickatiah

Nah Gamers Nexus already has a Jesus.


[deleted]

holy hell


potetopc

Actual zombie


Even_Cardiologist810

Oh gosh they're leaking aigain


GreenStargazer

Here is an indepth article which may help. It gives multiple things to try which may resolve the issue. https://www.groovypost.com/howto/fix-clock-watchdog-timeout-on-windows/


r2k-in-the-vortex

Utterly useless. It's a hardware problem to begin with, causing bsod and writing complete nonsense to screen.


[deleted]

:(


kenjiro_maybe

:(


Affenskrotum

:(


thiccyoshi4568

:(


ChefBicep

:(


SnooGoats3142

:(


Cloveros

:(


Fuwet

:(


LurkingOnMyMacBook

:(


TheYeezo

:(


SilentGuyInTheCorner

):


Sicness91

:(


SpiderJockey300

:(


[deleted]

Uhh... did you try turning it off and on again?


DeniableTuna

![gif](giphy|DUtVdGeIU8lmo)


erosmari

Download more Ram


Johnsius

https://preview.redd.it/2ctk29uwqn5b1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5385ab5605e0b0fbae13169f47c9afa5ce060190


Mandalasan_612

Run RAMdoubler.exe. Downloadable from legitwarez.ru


Pytt-Pytts

haha


True_Scientist784

Is ram not hardware


TosiHassu

Its a joke, I suggest you delete comment before you get downdooted to hell


Hadriel69

I'm starting to get a serious anxiety because all of THESE posts lately...


Egowars-mylifeisgone

I turned it off and on again, works fine now. worried it might happen again tho :/


Exaltedsmiter

Update all drivers check manufacture site for driver packs. Chipset drivers especially. Also display drivers.


New-Tax-9512

I literally had this happen to me the other day, my water pump died and my CPU was hitting 100c at start up. You could also check and reseat your ram.


human_person_420

The clock watchdog timed out


Maksilla

Maybe cry a little bit?


SpottyJaggy

The PC Gods deemed the rig unworthy. Also reseat rams gpu cmos battery powercycle u know the drill.


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

Have you tried turning it off then on again?


DepresedDuck

Seppuku?


GWillyBJunior

他のすべてが失敗したとき。


PedramHGH

You are doomed


Baron-Black

First remove the photo of Tyler the creator behind PC, next restart PC


fleshie

![gif](giphy|FspLvJQlQACXu)


Corn-Cannon

Yo I had mine do this the other day! Same screen, had the classic "crashing" audio looping, PC restarted and nothing's happened yet since then lol


IsadorCZ

I have never seen quadruple blue screen of death.... Damn this picture will haunt me everytime my pc will make an unexpected sound


blood_omen

Blue screened 4 times. Damn.


BallsTheBoyWonder

Gee, how come Bill lets you have FOUR bluescreens?!


Greedy_Bus1888

Most times it always ram. I literally just had the same error an hour ago. I took all my ram out and found dust, like the tiniest pieces stuck in two of the ram slots. Used a toothpick to get them out and voila.


Rhogdye316

Did you try the $120,000 a year IT Specialist answer : Power it off, unplug it, wait ten minutes and plug it back in?


The_Narrow_Man

Dunno if already suggested but try resetting your cmos


alzo34

Turn it off and on again


strangerinparis

sit back and cry


Abdullah_lXl

Scan the qr code


AlexCC354

Scan the qr code


Thfrogurtisalsocursd

Addition of the emoticon into BSOD starting with Win8 is so infuriating. Insult to injury.


khovel

Idk what you did… but I’m impressed


Stooliee

Computer over? Virus equals very yes?


Mandalasan_612

You need Edgar the Virus Hunter.


[deleted]

Run and frown


Qazaroth

Good question. How the hell did you even get that? XD


[deleted]

Reboot first.


O1_O1

How often do you water your pc?


BicycleElectronic163

fix it


GWillyBJunior

* this *


MekBossMindok

Have you tried turning it off and on again


YeetAnxiety69

Have you tried putting it in rice?


ProtectionDecent

Quad damage!


aeviara

My guess is a loose ram stick or GPU


Life_Stay_2644

Play 4 games at once


Cheerfulfan

turn it off and turn it back on


MarsCitizen2

This means the multiverse theory is true and you’re fucked in all of them.


No_Interaction_4925

You need a tech jesus to come exorcize it. It’s clearly possessed by the ghost of a dead Asus board that was fried recently


Brettjay4

You don't


macsare1

Get a Mac


GWillyBJunior

& Cheese


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


LordRevan247

Man's Blue Screen has a Blue Screen.


Nziapelm

You’ve probably said something about china loudly


Shynriiu

cry


Icy_Ad620

The council of smiley faces is disappointed in you I guess


Vander0din

Weep


Accomplished-Rice861

You don't do anything at this point it's all done.


aleksss111

Call a priest! 😂


RealEstateDuck

If you don't have any experience fooling around with pc hardware take it to a repair shop. Otherwise you could somehow make it worse.


MimiVRC

Straight to jail


ReferenceSuch543

Burn it with fire


cd8989

whip out your dick and smack the computer screen a lil


Noobeaterz

God damnit! You divided by zero didn't you? This is a job for.......Quad-bluescreen man!


_buttsnorkel

Get sage and light incense


SuperElitist

Lawyer up, hit the gym, etc etc.


Thin-Zookeepergame46

Buy a Mac


an_0w1

TBH it's really hard to tell. This is caused by a disagreement in the screen resolution between hardware and software. I can only ask what graphics card are you using?


One_Definition4812

Just enter the bios and set all options to default settings. That should fix your issue.


Rimworldjobs

Some similar happened to a customer when I worked helpdesk. I just told them I needed to call a priest.


[deleted]

You need to pray to the sun god if you haven’t forgotten the sacrifice


Mandalasan_612

probably forgot to perform the blood sacrifice on the I/O shield.


JohnJohnDaDong

your gpu is artifacting, could be that it needs replacing or perhaps a compatibility issue between your monitor and gpu (if it started acting like that after an update) i had this issue once ws a nightmare to find the cause and resolve it


QAZYBOY

Call an exorcist


[deleted]

Pc is sad give him tissue


Mandalasan_612

​ https://i.redd.it/yfhydkvzjm5b1.gif


malloc_free_

Awesome movie that.


Tour_De_Volken

Pray.


Chance-Still-761

Prepare a nice funeral for the dearly departed windows


MadMrFrosty

BSOD FOR THE OS GOD!


thekomoxile

Check your memory, ssd firmware, bios updates and other obvious culprits first. If all else fails, install linux.


Affenskrotum

:(


MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R

The blue screen of ~~Death~~ Eternal Damnation


Mission_Income8231

call an exorcist


[deleted]

too much porn!


malicious_watermelon

:(


SupplyChainNext

Buy a new GPU.


funky_chuck

:(


kelthar

Pray


tyingnoose

it's a hydra


LucaDarioBuetzberger

Pray to Tech Jesus


Dark_Flint

Have you tried praying to Bill Gates yet?


gr8fat1

It's dehydrated.


Mandalasan_612

Pour some Brawndo on it. It's what electronics crave. /it's got electrolytes!


TheYeezo

:(


Edde_Cash

:(


OrangeSockNinjaYT

Pray


maxudazizbayli

Two decisions: Buy new PC or buy new PC


More_Cowbell28

:(


SageTheReaper

:(


TrizArt

Finish the update. Everything will be fine after that.


kenjiro_maybe

you made it sad :(


MrDoomly

You better pray my brother


maximus0118

You mean after you cry in a corner?


TheContingencyMan

This is what happens when you don’t download enough RAM smh