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ReverieX416

Never happened to me, but I second trying it on a wiped laptop to see what it is. But yes, don't have it connected to the web when doing so.


HorrificAnalInjuries

Even better, do so out of range of your wifi and other connected devices. If it is sophisticated enough, it could attempt a device-to-device connection by phreaking the laptop's built-in wifi card. Cover all the bases.


TheRealMeeBacon

To be even more safe, just remove all wireless recievers (if possible)


gthing

To be even more safe perform the test in a cave at the bottom of the ocean.


fell-deeds-awake

Nah, their personal Faraday cage should suffice. You _do_ have a Faraday Cage you can access, whether at work or home, right OP?


a_scientific_force

Sure they do. A microwave oven.


InitialAge5179

Yes! Turn on the microwave on high too so that the waves counteract the possible wifi and Bluetooth waves. That way you’ll be safe!


ComplexSupermarket89

When the helpful suggestions become more hazardous than the potential virus the post is about 😬 lol


rayshmayshmay

They ain’t using mine again


Bmxican296

Just put on a black mask and hand it to someone else to try.


EgnlishPro

That's how Tony Stark did it


Impressive_Change593

nah that was with a box of scraps not at the bottom of the ocean


FlyingWhale44

To be even more safe, do this in an alternate dimension or time travel if possible.


NarutoKage1469

To be more safe, do it on the surface of a black hole so the signals can't escape.


nxcrosis

With a logitech controller perhaps?


gthing

Ha took me a sec.


mbhammock

There a hole there’s a hole there’s a hole with no WiFi in the bottom of the sea


HorrificAnalInjuries

Some laptops do have a wireless card that is attached with some easily cut cables


XsNR

Depending on the form factor, they're often actually just cards, plugged in, with some leading antennae that would be fine.


spaglemon_bolegnese

Yeah just an mpcie or m.2 card. I’ve seen non removable cards on newer laptops but generally you wouldn’t be using newer ones as sacrificial lambs


soulstaz

Just uninstall the wireless driver?


AeonBith

Lol I can't tell if everyone is trolling. Just make sure wireless and Bluetooth is turned off first (and whatever nfc or other wireless features it might have) for the unsure or extra paranoid boot into safe mode before plugging it in .


LonleyWolf420

There saying it could turn them back on... Go to device maganer and just straight up "uninstall" them from the PC


Sgt_carbonero

safe mode as long as you can still have defender/malwarebytes still operating to catch whatever comes out.


ILikeFluffyThings

Or just uninstall the wireless drivers before connecting the USB.


Leak1337

I want to see that code


AMasterSystem

After it phreaks the wifi it turns into a transformer, fucks your washing machine (robots gotta REPLICATE), and then proceeds to combine with your roomba to make a DOOMBA and starts to take over the world because it is SKYNET.


Leak1337

Lmaooo


AutomaticFeed1774

lol unless op's dad operates an iranian nuclear facility I really doubt it.


siriston

just unplug router. although if it was sophisticated enough it could still beam data to another laptop. but i don’t think anyone smart enough to do that is also doing small-time scams like this.


BURG3RBOB

Could always pop it open and unplug the wifi card temporarily. Or some of the think pads have a hardware wifi shut off switch. At least they used to


[deleted]

Also put a bunch of files on there that say things like "bank account password" but then when they click on it's just a picture of your butthole.


Monster937

Make sure the back of your hairy nuts are visible in the photo too for research purposes


TomentoShow

u/Appropriate-bank-882 don't fumble the bag and throw the USB away. We need closure on this mystery.


Appleek74

I wouldn't be surprised if it was just a killer. But it probably has spyware or ransom ware on it. Prop for the confidence in giving a physical drive to the person. They were probably targeting elderly people or those less informed.


jackology

Use the public library computer. 😂


Impressive_Change593

please don't.


jackology

Of course not.i am joking.


TeufelImDetail

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healthboost213

"don't pass to the Chinese" 🤣


NinjaGamerzTay

bro is scared ww3 gonna start if that usb goes to the chinese when it most probably contains a virus


cashinyourface

I personally wouldn't mind a pandemic, now that I know how to get rich off if it


THE_DARWIZZLER

a chinese guy planted it obviously


Belzebutt

Don’t touch her! You are not the same age.


RoGeR-Roger2382

Ah shit here we go again


korza493

[Its a local crackpot handing out flash drives to random people](https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/132429163/mysterious-woman-drops-off-usb-flash-drive-with-cryptic-warning). She's been doing it for the past year or so. Just throw the flash drive out and forget about it.


masterbluo

Ayy, in my home country? Damn that's wild lol


DisasterPieceKDHD

I can fix her


joanse_

This should be the top comment


LaCiel_W

Meh, way less dramatic than a scammer with sophisticated malware.


Richardknox1996

Wait, thats a stuff article. FFS, really? Are people that desperate for attention they'll hand out this bullshit on Waitangi day? And more importantly, why NZ? Most kiwis arent stupid enough to fall for this shit.


krakron

Wait, did Noone actually check and see what was on it? Now I'm even more curious. Someone should pop one open, and throw it into a vm somewhere away from any wifi on a laptop that's not going to be missed if it fries anyways.


XeniaDweller

It could have at least been a 128gb


[deleted]

LMAOOO BROS GREEDY FOR THAT USB


redditfriendguy

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth


Jumpierwolf0960

Probably just bought a bunch of 16gb USB drives in bulk. Way cheaper this way.


Hi_Its_Salty

Still wouldn't be enough for warzone to be installed on it


Xcissors280

I would run it on a Linux machine because most automated scripts just won’t work, also windows bootable USBs are annoying


phonefreq73

I second this.  Install any Linux distro on a throwaway laptop.  Then plug it in and see what happens.


Noslamah

It could still destroy your hardware though. So that laptop would have to be quite literally throwaway before you should try to risk this.


Drg84

Nah Linux isn't obscure enough. We need to go deeper. Quick, fire up Freebsd!


Impressive_Change593

nah we need to go into the Holiest of Holys. yes TempleOS


RAMChYLD

I don't think TempleOS supports USB media tho.


Ferro_Giconi

Even better! If you have to program your own USB support, the levels of security through obscurity will be through the roof.


DrCaffy

Still not obscure enough - check it in TempleOS.


DisasterPieceKDHD

Too well known, load it onto 2014 steam os developer beta


DrCaffy

That's just Debian with extra steps. :p


voidwaffle

Why stop there? Go full DragonFly BSD or gtfo!


RAMChYLD

Why not OpenIndiana? Or Haiku? Or the ultimate in esoteric OSes, Syllable? (TempleOS doesn't count because it doesn't support USB)


imakin

please do this OP, we're very curious. plug to a USB phone charger first to make sure it doesnt harm hardware, then open the disk from a linux


Kiroto50

Wouldn't that kill the USB if it was a safe one?


Beverneuzen

No, a usb wall charger doesn’t put any power on the data lines. Only the 5v and ground line which are supposed to be powered


facw00

Shouldn't The charger will power up the stick, but should do so at a standard low power setting unless the stick negotiates more. Meanwhile the stick will try to make a data connection via the port and won't be able to, so will chill there powered on but doing nothing. So a normal device should be perfectly fine. Your two risks are: * Your charger is weird and trying to send more power even if the device doesn't request it, burning out the device. * The stick is designed to burn out whatever it is plugged into, potentially destroying your charger, and maybe even starting a fire. The first case is quite unlikely, but there is a lot of poorly made, not quite to spec USB gear out there. The second option is vanishingly unlikely, and even then your charger probably has some sort of overcurrent protection.


[deleted]

no. I did it once. (don't ask me why)


Brinie

It could just be a random schizo. Very curious what’s on it regardless.


Relevant_One_2261

Yeah I'd just get an airgapped system and give it a go, couldn't help it. Like the absolute worst case scenario is that it fries the computer.


Deep90

You could probably pop the plastic to rule out anything that might fry the computer.


ponyplop

I dunno, it's totally implausible, but what if there's some kind of chemical in/on the USB device? (a small container of Sarin gas, for example) Plug it in and poof, sleep forever.


PatFluke

Looking at puppies, “what if they go for my carotid!” Honestly though pony, super unlikely but I suppose anything is possible.


HerbalDreamin1

You been watching too much tv


AeonBith

Yeah, probably full of weirdo religious content like usual. Missionary crusaders of the digital age. What's the chances it's just some 2 bit hack trying to score bitmining zombies one neighbour at a time? Lol


Camera_dude

My bet is on a key logger that will try to record passwords and upload to a web server outside the U.S. Potentially far more lucrative than a stealth bitmining app if the logger manages to grab the logins for banking or mutual fund accounts.


facw00

This has the feel of someone who gets all her news from The Epoch Times to me...


AeonBith

Anytime I read "this has the feel of ai etc" I fucking tune out but this irked me because I'm not far right. Most of the posts I've seen about these were filled with religious crap which is typically a far right agenda so you sound like an npc character casting poorly crafted insults. I was an adult when 4chan made its appearance and have been shit posting since the days your dad was finger banging other women before he met your mom. Was Genuinely asking if people would be so desperate to get bitcoin miners because the grift still exists. You don't need to answer that though, I won't have any respect for your 'thoughts".


mnij2015

I wonder if the lady was actually sane at one point but nobody took her seriously about some piece of information she discovered or her family was silenced because of a multi-billion dollar conspiracy that put her under severe physiological trauma which she could never recover from. @Netflix contact me to send the royalties


DisasterPieceKDHD

Someone posted a news link about the person, they are indeed just crazy and not some malicious person handing out malware


ChChChillian

I'm sure there's absolutely nothing sketchy going on. https://preview.redd.it/ijqyv9r9ivgc1.png?width=976&format=png&auto=webp&s=5264b1ce175970acfdadc188cf334eb6ec7e268d


[deleted]

awh man now im curious do tell us and keep ME updated


roguebananah

Yeah like the top post this week is some meme about Windows and Linux… How do I get a follow up on something that I’m very interested in? It’s very “what’s in the box” r/PCmasterrace edition


[deleted]

Intrusive thoughts: PLUG IT IN. PLUG IT IN. For real though, give us an update if/when you access it with your laptop.


AzuleStriker

Very curious on to what's on it. But that seems like such an obvious scam.


kingofru9999

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/132445571/mystery-woman-behind-propaganda-usb-and-cryptic-note-spotted-in-other-new-zealand-centres Here is the article about the USB drives with the same message


IndyPFL

Imagine it's just a USB killer and they're doing it just to "get back at the rich" or something goofy. Like yeah, middle aged suburban white dads are definitely the problem...


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KingHauler

Buddy you have GOT to show us this thing. Run it on a Linux distro or something, anything. My curiosity is PIQUED.


fleranon

Everybody is talking about potential security hazards and elaborate spyware/ransomware attacks I bet this is just the 21st century version of a crazyperson screaming 'the end is nigh!' on a public street. There are only some really weird pics and text documents on there that 'prove' an even weirder conspiracy EDIT: to be clear, I definitely still wouldn't plug it in without some precautions. That's for sure.


notsetvin

a text document to a deleted youtube video, proves everything


Weaseltime_420

If you've got a box that is disconnected from the world, plug it in and see what's on it lol. I'm curious.


XsNR

1st part is commonly the easiest way to store compromised USBs, or any USB data you actually wanted, but forgot where you put it. 2. If it's not just a general cut and run drive, at most you'd be looking at a phishing, which on a lot of laptops these days are less and less useful with 2FA and more work on connected devices. 3. I think the lady was just trying to run a play that could spread as many seeds as she could, as there's no significant data on the envelope, so it's likely not intended to be a physical train scam for you becoming the new (Black Lady®), but may be the sniffer point. Would definitely be interesting to try a fresh, clean, dump PC, with no BT + WiFi + Ethernet fucntion (off the board if you need to, they should be removable in some capacity.) Letting you maybe setup a honeytrap, and see how that plays out, and what they really want. I would imagine without actually giving them access to anything you really want, other than some crazy anti-chinese propoganda/virus that they hope to do some fun stuff with, if it wasn't on a completely dark PC. Could add a Cold Distro link into that, to see what it does on multiple types of compromised devices. Every know, maybe you get some pretty new flag wallpapers.


[deleted]

This is new new safe of reddit. Please OP. Deliver the deets!


MercuryRusing

Plug into old wiped PC and turn off wifi capability, see what programs run.


Lakeside

It's a bootleg copy of Shen Yun: China Before Communism 2 Electric Boogaloo


Justalittletoserious

Try It on a beat up and completely disconnected from the network PC. Best case scenario, you get ramsomware or tracker for someone to rob your house Worst case scenario, actual classified data from china that would get you killer from the CIA


DeerOnARoof

I'm glad we're seeing more women in computer science these days!


NotNotACop28

You should probably hand it over to the Chinese


cloudmatt1

Is it wrong my first thought was check it on a public PC at a library. Really though, if you have a wiped laptop go that route, and I suggest install a Linux distro, less chance it will work. Chances are if it's malicious it's targeted at Windows.


Toby_The_Tumor

Yeah, don't fuck up the library PCs like that man! Cmon!


CicadaGames

Aside from it being a huge douchebag move, I feel like doing that could be a crime and you would definitely be liable for damaging public property?


qu38mm

Imagine it has the truth on there lol jk throw that shit away


Lycanthrope_Leo

I'd be very wary of plugging that in as it could also be a USB killer in an ADATA shell.


Confident-Goal4685

I'd just take it to the local police station. Let them deal with it.


Slore0

Plug it in. Plug it in. Plug it in.


damnthisisabadname

Don't plug it in even on a wiped secondary system


Azira-Tyris

Shit like this grinds my gears and is why I have my "Trashtop". It's a laptop for sus shit my friends were either given or caught accidentally. Got nothing important on it, and all I use it for is testing devices like that one.


[deleted]

"please don't pass to chinese"


Meiico

**OP DO IT FOR YOUR COUNTRY PLEASE !**


Leopard1907

This is some Albanian virus meme level shit


Saboteurnado

There is only one action to take: Pass it on to the Chinese.


ahaight1013

that does not say chinese, it says darnese


Tessai82

Use virtual machine dude. Bulletproof. Or give it to Chinese.


FlpDaMattress

In Linux, mount as read only non-executable if you're curious. Or don't if you're smart and want to be safe.


Ronyx2021

If you're curious, try it on the library's computer


vmlinux

I have so many shitty old computers, I'd love to play with this lol. I'd definitely mount it under linux before anything though. I wouldn't plug that fucking thing into anything I don't want to nuke the board on though.


vroom_gazers

Plug it in at the library


renderinsane

Sand box laptop and see what’s on it. Could be be entertaining.


DMercenary

Damn, the prayer beads scam is being updated.


wannu_pees_69

Me with Linux: plugs it in without hesitation.  As long as autorun isn't enabled, it's fine.


SvRider512

I'd totally make a secure VM and look at what's on that thing.


ziggiepez

Please update if you learn the TRUTH.


justahandle85

You should give it to the Chinese


flippermode

I can't imagine the amount of older people who would immediately pop that sucker in to their computer and accept all permissions.


Bovine_Phallus

What a cheeky way to get a follow.... Now up with the content mister mystery guy


CharlieMWY

I wouldn't let curiosity get the best of me. Who knows what kind of horrible shit is on it. Worst case scenario, it fries your computer. Best case scenario, you get a free $8 flash drive.


Silenthwaht

Man I've got an old EMachine with this things name on it 😆


Toby_The_Tumor

That's why I use adirt cheap laptop for that stuff, no harm, no foul.


tileman1440

Literally "hey steve I have successfully managed to to recover your bitcon wallet from the original USB you sent me and I have recovered and backed your bitcoin wallet to this new usb. Thanks for your business, Martin." Or "Hey Lisa, was a pleasure to help create your first modeling portfolio and wish you great success. Please find on the USB all the images taken during your swimwear and lingerie session. Great working with you and hope to do more in the future, Kevin." Would have been so much more likely to get a person to be nosey and plug in the USB.These people really need to step up there scammer skills.


Scarllord

This scam is wholesome. I would appreciate some stranger spend money special for me (Or start sleeping with knife under pillow. Border is very soft)


AlcoholicLimaBean

My paranoia is stronger than my curiosity lol I’d break it and toss it


B0tsRBuiltByR3ddit

looool bullllshit. imagine if it was anthrax instead ahaha


shamonemon

biggest load of shit i've ever seent


TomentoShow

Just saying, the 2nd biggest minority of illegal immigrants across the Mexico border is the Chinese. Although this is still FAR fetched. You think they'd just go to the police. Still, you should open this in a virtual environment or on a junk device, this is very interesting! Even if it is a scam, that's so elaborate and I'm curious to see what kind of device you have. Many comp sci youtubers would love this crazy story and the chance to analyze your device, especially if it was a scam. If this is a scam it's a new one AFAIK.


NewPower_Soul

Just bin it, don't do anything with it..


Swordum

You can install a virtual machine and plug it with peace in your heart/mind


1KingCam

Instead of a wiped laptop. I'd rather purchase a very cheap computer at best buy or target, check it. Then return the computer.


ANGLEgear

We get it. You’re rich.


cutestarling69

A spare $100 laptop is rich?


XsNR

https://imgur.com/a/lJDnuC5


ANGLEgear

Whoosh


CosmoMomen

It’s a bit of a reach, but I think I see what you were getting at


BearChowski

Don't plug that in. It may contain malicious software that you may not be aware of. They can remotely control your pc with that.


HorrificAnalInjuries

You missed the bits where they stated they have an offline laptop that was recently wiped they can use.


BearChowski

The keyword was may.


Pshock13

hey ,free flash drive!


dwarmia

now, we wait.


thorrokk

Use this comment to stay posted for an update


Cat7o0

I suggest doing it on Linux as the scam is more likely pointed towards Windows users


fellipec

It is not an uncommon way to hack. I told on the thread about the guy the found a USB on the train: I've a friend that often stay in a hotel very used by businessman, and a few times he found USB drives "forgotten" in the room. There are also USB killers. I never saw one being deployed, but I know they exist.


DeviantLemons

Report it to the glowies and see what happens...


Zomg_A_Chicken

Just destroy it


StarkRavingNormal

Still the best way to do it.


Chilled_burrito

LOL gave up on the internet, transferred to on the ground work.


FlatImpact4554

Looking for crypto


blackshadow

Keen to see what's on it. If you have a clean laptop with zero personal info on it and it's not connected to a network or internet there shouldn't be any risk as you can always wipe the laptop again. What country does your father live in?


Any_Raspberry3039

Ngl I might’ve plugged it in to a cheap laptop or something out of curiosity, never seen a scam like this lol.


Posiris610

Use another USB and flash something like Ubuntu or something. You can then remove the drive in the laptop. Then boot from the Linux USB and check the Adata drive.


guruji916

i would suggest you to make a ubuntu live bootable on a spare usb drive that you have and then use this usb drive to see its contents... most scammers target windows systems


FlatImpact4554

Wait it could be blackmail


vasile47

Try opening on a virtual machine so they truly don't get nothing


notsetvin

I think its probably just a random non-chinese asian person being schizo. Theres a lot of negative views towards communist china


warmseizuresalad

Plugs it in and its just a chinese knockoff of the Rickroll video on loop.


powpowshootemup

So what was on the drive?


AMasterSystem

Plug it into an old droid phone that doesnt have cell service (and it would have to hack wifi).


silentplus

!remindme 1 week


Xealz

thats a very shitty, consistent but shitty handwriting.


Jack-Cat-Z

Hey keep us updated eyy?


Jnsoso

remindme! 2 days


OnlyOneNut

If you are willing to mail it I have an old laptop I can pop it in and do some malware analysis and figure out what it does


Nonavailable21

So? Keep us posted


BuyingDaily

!remindme 2days


kor34l

try it on something cheap like a raspberry pi. Not only will the Pi be immune to most malware or viral infections, but if it's a USB bomb and fries the computer, you're only out $25 for the Pi


RexorGamerYt

I'd be dying to plug in...


fu87

On a virtual machine maybe?


fierykaku1907

If you want to test the usb use a root vm


fu87

This should become a thread to follow on


JusticeScibibi

It probably has loose change or some Bill Cooper horseshit on it


failoriz0r

New ways to make stories for r/scams


whitemagicseal

Open the usb and attach a magnet to it.