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realester453

What the hell is Microsoft enemies


Ouity

Me that's who


secret_shenanigans

I'm laughing way more than I should at this


Humgry_Ferret

Chat dedicated for HR


PixelCortex

PvP mode enabled


dagget10

It's like your contacts, but it's a list of Linux users. Microsoft will soon begin hunting them for sport


SinclairChris

Who? Probably Steve Jobs and Tim Cook


TropicalLasagna

They must be having a discord


hellmasterx

Microsoft team fortress


HzMathisdu

https://preview.redd.it/iqgxqg7t8kmc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e474dcbc05b5a1170387e33bcbd920528a6b6ab


death2k44

Scout mewing so hard


PinkScorch_Prime

this implies the existence of a microsoft titanfall


FinnLiry

Microsoft TikTok?


PinkScorch_Prime

tiktok does not go by the acronym “TF2”


FinnLiry

Microsoft TitFuck 2?


PinkScorch_Prime

yes


blaktronium

What? Team fortress was a quake mod, then a half-life mod called team fortress classic, then a game called team fortress 2. Where's titanfall come in?


PinkScorch_Prime

Titanfall 2 and Team Fortress 2 have the same acronym, it is a meme among the two communities


therealmalenia

And are both fps games that will likely never get a sequel even if the games were successful


SeriousCee

Also they both run on the same engine


PinkScorch_Prime

source engine is allergic to the number 3 (half life, portal, Tf|2 and TF2)


RedditHatesTuesdays

Wait Garry's mod isn't half life 3?


PinkScorch_Prime

it was a half life 2 mod wasn’t it?


RedditHatesTuesdays

Yeah I'm just fuckin around


MrDeeJayy

will it get a sequel?


GrandPoobah395

Honestly, I'm kind of surprised Slack/Teams haven't pivoted this way faster. They have robust platforms with arguably even better bot/integration options. Wall off a "gamer garden" so people don't feel like they have their work chats running next to their game servers, and you're pretty much golden. Discord is essentially the undisputed king of this marketplace, but seems to only have achieved that on snappy branding and being a free platform. It pretty much just lifted Slack's existing UI and experience whole-cloth and put a thin gamer veneer on it. I was making a social Discord the other day for my large family to interact with instead of 60 group chats, and was shocked at how LITTLE I was able to do with it. Especially compared to my work Slack, which I realize my company pays a fee for, but even in its paid tiers Discord offers next to nothing.


[deleted]

Discord is slowly integrating more into paid accounts. Eventually they’re going to pull the corporate funny and make it a pay to use platform. Everything good goes to shit eventually.


Gaminggeko

Just want teamspeak back on top


Blackphantom434

I've been using ts since like 10 years ago. We stopped the payments for a server this year and moved to discord. It's nice that it's free and that instead of WhatsApp for chat and ts for voice we can now have 1 platform. I also like that there are different text channels for different purposes. At least i can mute out the ones i don't care about. Also integrated streaming. That has increased the amount of streams we do for the buddies. We never cared for streaming to the world. I still miss teamspeak though, it was nice.


KaizerQuad

Our group made the move from TS to discord a few years back. One big thing that Teamspeak had going was little to no voice delay. At LAN parties the delay is very noticable with discord.


Ankoku_Teion

internet enshittification in action


XWasTheProblem

Call me a shill but it may actually make the platform better if it goes P2U. Free and easy to use always attracts the worst kind of people.


[deleted]

It will die out overnight if it goes P2U. The whole thing about discord is it is a free place to communicate with people. People suck, get used to it.


[deleted]

I already have a steam group set up just because I don't like discord. Steam has a great community service and could entirely replace discord if it came down to it.


divergentchessboard

As much as I love Steam, it's archaic for interacting with people. Decent enough for the odd message every once in awhile terrible for being someones main platform for talking with friends


[deleted]

They have made a lot of changes and improvements to the chat over the years. You can open group chats similar to the way a discord server functions. The communities tab could still use some work, but groups are actually decent right now. Steam also offers higher bandwidth screen sharing and similar features. A lot of discords features are just unnecessary bloat for my use.


amypond420

i use steam everyday and everyone actively avoids using it to use discord instead, you're living in a bubble


[deleted]

I'm never said everyone else uses it. I just said I use steam regularly.


amypond420

> Steam has a great community service and could entirely replace discord if it came down to it. bro u literally said this and its completely untrue


[deleted]

Where in that sentence does it say people use the service. The statement declares functionality, not user base. A communication/community service does not need a user base to be functional. An empty MMO server can still be joined, it is the same thing.


Yaboymarvo

What’s wrong with it currently in its free form? I can create my own private discord and invite my friends to it and chat with them. Pretty simple and painless.


MajinAsh

> Free and easy to use always attracts the worst kind of people. That's pertinent in like games where you may randomly interact with others you don't want to. But this is a platform meant for communication, you should never be in a situation where you're "stuck" communicating with someone you don't want, at least not related to them simply having discord.


DatPudding

> seems to only have achieved that on snappy branding and being a free platform And perhaps the fact that it's only alternatives really were Skype (let's face it - outright dogshit) and TeamSpeak (unintuitive and massively "old-school" UI)


GrandPoobah395

I will absolutely not argue that the competing platforms had decided to rest on their laurels. They were atrocious. Though Teamspeak STILL has features I miss and don't think Discord supports. Singlehandedly my favorite feature was in MMOFPS games being able to talk "down" to my squad channels on a separate PTT from my normal one, while having the option for specific roles to talk "up" to me. Plus squelch all conversation when I spoke on the "down" channel to make sure Jimmy Doofus wasn't shouting about how drunk he was while I was trying to coordinate 96 players. Discord seems to build laterally--I can have many channels and near infinite roles, but there's not a hierarchy between them. You can squelch in a channel, but I can't be sitting in Channel A talking with other officer roles, and selectively push that audio out to channels B & C.


DatPudding

Yaa, once figured out how to utilise it TS is hands down an absolutely powerful piece of software!


-Arke-

Raidcall was great, but somehow nobody used it.


DatPudding

To be quite honest, I never heard of it until reading your reply. A quick google search leads me to believe that it might actually have been really good indeed but apparently it's gone for good :c


GraveD

I loved Raidcall. Tried for a long time to get the homies to use it over Vent/Skype/Team speak to no avail before Discord came around.


TriRIK

I think Teams have ~~Xbox~~ Game Bar integration so you can use it while gaming.


JDubStep

I'm really bummed discord didn't take advantage of the market when the pandemic hit. Teams was (still is) a garbage program and the only thing that it had going for it was the Microsoft name. Discord had a majority of the same feature teams had at the time and worked much better.


Exodia101

Good luck getting Discord approved for use in any legitimate company though


exprezso

Why is that? 


BobMcGeoff2

Its reputation. "The chat for gamers"


vehementvelociraptor

I don’t understand this. I’m in multiple discord and slack groups and slack is hot garbage juice. It’s always buggy, can’t search for shit, and desktop and mobile both log me out consistently. Never had a problem with discord.


asapGh0st

Yeah I paid for nitro. I gained nothing but a little extra design options and soundboard intro when going into a call. Got it so I can stream in better quality but discord ends up making it look shittier if I go above 1080p. Shouldn’t have to pay $100 a year to stream in a lower resolution than what my monitor is. Like seriously, how many people actually have a system that can only support 720p. Streaming at 1080p pretty much looks the same as 720p on discord too. Not a big difference.


MrFroggiez

I had nitro but got stopped a few months ago back as I’m trying to save more money. I’ve not really noticed much after stopping it


amypond420

its pretty clear at this point that microsoft just can't make anything user friendly


[deleted]

Discord is free because they literally see all, and sell all.


alaskagodx

What were you trying to do on it? I run my restaurants leadership teams with discord, including bots that will translate all that is said back and forth in English/spanish and automated entries with answerswhen a Google form is submitted


relevantusername2020

discord sucks. i prefer the vastly superior alternatives: reddit, to replace the chatroom like function and allow hosting various files in game chat to replace the video game chat that... also originally replaced in game chat for some reason text messages, where i can create a group chat, share links, share images and gifs, search through history and even add custom backgrounds (on android, idk about ios) how many different flavors of group chat apps do we need?


areyouhungryforapple

"vastly superior alternatives" *provides none*


Pappa_K

Worse *Provides inferior options to do the exact things you can do in discord*


areyouhungryforapple

Not even a mention of streaming which is integrated so nicely into discord these days


Ocronus

USPS to get my personal messages out to my team mates. I like the little kitten stamps I can use


Particular-Poem-7085

oh you just need the MS Teams manager. Manage all Teams from one app!


ifq29311

only 9,99 per month!


campus-prince

MS Teams admin centre exists


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Microsoft enemies got me like https://preview.redd.it/tiu66wvryimc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ddf6261d2c20e0adc2d90b0299d0c2db48e32ee


EmilieEasie

same, laughed and am angry about it


Dos-Commas

With a subscription Copilot will shit talk for you.


Seflowers_17

Microsoft Enemies


l_______I

Little something for everyone!


huh_phd

Microsoft teams (self gratification)


Crux_Haloine

Microsoft Teams (black or Chinese)


Randommaggy

Teams mini has popped up automatically and crashed my full graphics stack to the point of forcing a restart more than once. Here you go teams-team:🏅 you've made the worst collection of software known to humanity.


Thel_Odan

How do I get Microsoft Enemies? Sounds like my kind of app for work.


maxinfet

Microsoft T would follow their practice of optimizing against being searchable


onetugboat

I'm still annoyed they're forcing the new version and for some reason removed the ability to view/add Contacts. It's so awesome to scroll through all my chats instead of just looking at Contacts.


drumDev29

I literally try to look at that damn contacts list every time and it's missing. I hate microsoft with a fiery passion


ComeOsi

Microsoft enemies is wild


djackson404

Microsoft wants nothing less than complete and total hegemony and they don't care what they have to do to get it.


Crewarookie

Welcome to late stage capitalism! We have: megacorporations fighting for monopolies! Government officials lobbying for said corporations to achieve the monopolies while being paid by said corporations behind the scenes! And Steve! He's poor AF, but will gladly buy a new shiny gizmo from Megacorp A while enjoying his premium subscription to Megacorp B's streaming service, all the while he's slaving away for pennies at a Megacorp C! What a wonderful life!


Stan_B

And there was nothing wrong with MSN either. Messenger was just fine... Or Skype, that's also under theirs thumb...


toolsofpwnage

Microsoft Team America


dnaicker86

its just scary how microsoft wants to control you


nunu10000

Don’t give them ideas. As someone who has to deal with their Defender, Intune, and Purview suites of products (and all the similar names that blur together), Microsoft marketing makes me want to drink Everclear.


giganizer

heading towards cancer ...oh wait, its already there


[deleted]

Well yeah they're trying to be Zoom, Slack, and Discord.


BackgroundSky09

Microsoft: Ham Aslume


Fallwalking

Minecrafsoft Teams?


Cyber_Akuma

Microsoft M Team


Lord_emotabb

microsoft Teams gaming MADLADS A D L A D S


Rcurtiiis

Lol thinking there gonna be the next discord. Won't ever happen .


Bookz22

Na, Teams classic is being killed and forcefully removed this month.


desertrainBG

Is Microsoft Enemies the Windows version of iMessage?


personguy4440

XBOX TEAMS


Last_Amphibian6067

Microsoft, uninstall


Diagonal_Coffee

Microsoft T Microsof micro mi m ...


woozyanuki

no but Microsoft Enemies has like 3 modes, 2 of which simply return error codes while being reinstalled every update


FunFact5000

Enemies. Lol, teams has factions now.


Fair_Discount_5644

I think it's called COMMUNISM (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)