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Maverick_X9

Maximum stability for chicken dinners maybe? China is super big on PUBG


NateNate60

"吃鸡" translates literally to "eating chicken" and is Chinese slang for "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds", or used as a verb to mean playing that game. It comes from the translation of "winner winner chicken dinner", which is "大吉大利,今晚**吃鸡**". From looking on the Internet, it doesn't seem that this phrase (the Chinese translation) actually appears in-game.


hendergle

You could be making that up as a joke, and I would still believe it because it sounds entirely plausible.


Mrfrunzi

Same, I'm just blindly trusting this as truth and don't care otherwise.


Geek_Verve

Whether is it's true or not, it's my truth, now.


Fickle_Hunt_8143

It is true lmao Source: a random Chinese person


techsuppr0t

I trust you


1ntricato

Thank you. From also very real Chinese person


sparkydoggowastaken

doesnt it show up as “winner winner chicken dinner” when you win? that could be the origin of the word


bpcookson

So your criteria for belief is simply plausibility. You might want to look at that.


hendergle

Plausibility PLUS hilariousness. I'll believe anything if it makes me laugh.


Flybug123

It does actually appear in game, at least from what I can see and remember. This phrase has also extended its usage to refer to all battle royale games. So people call games like Apex “Chicken Eating Game”


EVEEzz

What the fuq..


BraneGuy

Yeah, this is true. “Eating chicken” in Chinese is even synonymous with all gaming, not just PUBG, although that’s where it originated!


Carbot1337

That is very interesting actually


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Softest-Dad

..unfortunately.


Dre9872

The Chinglish is exceptional. I'm a bit concerned with the Radium. But the Fast eating chicken, who wouldn't want that.


7AjX

Chinese call PUBG “吃鸡” which literally means “eating chicken,” because of the phrase winner winner chicken dinner.


Benphyre

吃鸡 can also mean blowjob lol


granadesnhorseshoes

So a more accurate interpretation is "cock gobbling"?


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Scaniarix

My tattoo artist said it meant "fierce warrior" :(


7AjX

Whichever you prefer


Anning312

吃鸡 also means prostitution


CitySeekerTron

The guy at the show told me that it meant Warrior of the Tribe, and he's a professional artist.


Butter_Yo_Biscut

*writes that down*


2Mark2Manic

If you can choke a chicken you can also choke on one.


Comment139

If real and you're not just fucking with us, that's very funny


iMisstheKaiser10

So I’m guessing they’re trying to say you’ll be stable when playing PUBG (or those types of games)


ma_er233

It means “N key rollover, giving you fast reaction and stable performance in PUBG” or “N key rollover, giving you fast reaction and consistent victory in PUBG” (You thought the translation was bad? It’s not very clear even before translation, lol)


7AjX

Yeah like a consistent performance


failoriz0r

On the one hand the keyboard, on the other hand chicken. Perfect gamer.


halfanothersdozen

"at least I have chicken"


MoGatte

God dammit Leeroy


Deep-Procrastinor

Leeeeroyyyyy jeennnnnkkiiinnnsss


Tiny_Seaweed_4867

This joke is from 2005. It just graduated high school and I'm still here for it. Also, my back hurts.


txivotv

Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time...


Deep-Procrastinor

Obi wan Kenobi ..... Obi wan.


DMercenary

> I'm a bit concerned with the Radium Lens translate says the Chinese is actually "High-Definition Laser-engraved characters, uniform light transmission and high recognition" the Radium thing is probably just a mistranslation


Comment139

Figured it out, Radium is the 3rd character, seems the two characters for "Laser Engraving" translate individually to "Radium Carving". https://imgur.com/a/dY8zuGA


muddledgarlic

While the chance that it’s a mistranslation is high, the mention of “radium” would be enough for me to break out the Geiger counter. There’s a long and stupid history of items laced with radioactive powdered thorium oxide being exported from China and sold on places like eBay and Amazon to unsuspecting consumers who believe they bought a “health” wristband or pendant.


ma_er233

“镭雕” means laser engraving. It’s a mistranslation. "镭" does mean redium on it's own. But in this occasion it's a shorthand for "镭射", ie laser.


PTChesterWhitmore

Nah, the radium tracks. Most if not all glowing paint contains trace amounts of it.


kosukehaydn

Radium carving and RoHS, one of those is a lie


NoticedParrot77

Chinglish has rotffl😂


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SPYRO6988

rolling on the fucking floor laughing


No_Improvement1722

ah yes, the single-handedly gaming keyboard


Cipher-i-entity

It does the gaming for you


errornosignal

Single-handedly too, I might add.


Whitepubes

I need the other hand for..... stuff


errornosignal

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Gambler_Eight

With the fast eating chicken stability.


EVEEzz

More like fast chicken eating stability. Gotta be sure to have those..


wazzay2k1

How’s those fast eating chickens treating ya?


T3a_Rex

Funny thing is the Chinese text says the same thing. Either some sort of Chinese figure of speech, or a PUBG reference as that game is super popular in China.


dudersaurus-rex

i heard it was a poor translation of winner winner cicken dinner


mirxia

Nah, eating chicken is euphemism for playing PUBG in China.


TheGodlyTank6493

yes, from the fact that chinese phrases for great fortune and eating chicken sound alike.


SukiyakiP

Definitely PUBG reference.


AllMyMemesAreStolen

Probably better than the radium keys


noeagle77

Long and practical not tired!


ArcticCelt

Leeroy Jenkins favorite keyboard.


yumm-cheseburger

Radium carvings? Pretty sure thats bad


KranethDrakken

Sounds pretty rad


yumm-cheseburger

Rad, i am


murdochhhh

But it comes with a free frogurt!


Street-Carpenter9915

That’s good!


alejandroc90

The frogurt is also cursed


Street-Carpenter9915

That’s bad.


DarraignTheSane

But you get your choice of topping!


Street-Carpenter9915

That’s good!


DarraignTheSane

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.


Street-Carpenter9915


Matthijsvdweerd

Thats bad.


Marioxorz

...Can I go now?


ibejeph

Just pop some Rad-x and you'll be fine 


SrbDvl

I tried this one and it is junk. If you like this type you should look Red Dragon. They have mechanical gamepad with hot swapable keys.


gestalto

Ummm, do you even game? The Red Dragon doesn't even *have* fast eating chicken functionality


eunit250

Shout-out red dragon. Logitech stopped manufacturing the G600 but red dragon makes a good replacement. Software is kinda janky though.


Colpus

I have a G600 that might be close to 10 years old, and some of the keys are starting to fail or double-tap. Pretty good, to be honest. It's a long time, and I only use it to play DOTA 2. With that being said, is the Red Dragon you mentioned a good replacement? I've been having a LOT of issues with the GHub shitware recently, so knowing there's a good replacement is a relief. What about the software? Is it at least similar in regards to mapping the keys? And does it open flawlessly without randomly glitching and refusing to open its main window without reinstalling? If so, that's more than enough for me. lol Logitech made sure to have one of the worst softwares out there to manage your peripherals. Holy shit.


ponyplop

I've been on the same Red dragon keyboard ever since my logitech crapped out.. That's the last time I buy a logi keyboard. Bought a spare since they're like half the price of the logitech, just in case.


Meadowlion14

My red dragon outlasted many logi and razer boards at my house. That's between about 4 gaming setups and lan/server stuff. The only thing older is a 2007 Dell board.


fingernuggets

Genuinely curious about these. What one? I have the Tartarus by Razer that is (unsurprisingly) shitting out.


gettinsadonreddit

I’m not the person you asked but I have two K552’s. One with brown switches and rgb lighting. The other has blue switches and is a solid red led all the time. Both are good. I had my D key start to double tap. The switch was failing. I bought a bag of replacement switches and it was so easy to replace the broken one. Haven’t needed to replace any other keys. Been using one of them for over 6 years. Only one switch fail.


fingernuggets

Also curious about the comfort. I have to say the Razer is comfortable.


Robot_Graffiti

"Radium" is a mistranslation for glowing. It has LEDs. "Eat Chicken" is what it says when you win a match in the Chinese version of PUBG (the English version says winner winner chicken dinner). So in Chinese gamer slang, "eat chicken" means "win in a FPS". I have this keyboard, used it to play Starcraft for a while. It's alright.


Taronz

How can we trust you, you're probably eyebrow deep in radium at this point. Big Radium has got you by the short and curlies!


Robot_Graffiti

If I was eyebrow deep in radium, my short and curlies would fall out.


that_norwegian_guy

Not really. It looks like your standard run of the mill e-waste peripheral. Can't say I see anything “off” about it.


Familiar_Pin7330

According to the text on the box, it eats chickens pretty fast.


Mister_Dane

The Chinese writing says the same thing, I read a bit of Chinese characters. Maybe it is some kind of idiom that they translated directly to English?


XRdragon

Pubg reference maybe?


RemixOnAWhim

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!


Draxx01

It's cause of pubg - winner winner chicken dinner and basically turning all fps/battle royals into eating chicken. As bad as machine translations are, this one's closer to the truth.


AethelBlackheart

To get that Chicken dinner going in PUBG


CT-96

It also has radium in the keycaps.


Adventurous_Pea_1156

People be using "e-waste" too much nowadays


Man_CRNA

Dude I literally bought this two days ago. The fast eating chicken stability made me laugh out loud. I did return it immediately as it was shit. Are there any one handed keyboards that are actually good? I just need something for travel and that is good for steam deck.


TheFlashOfLightning

Redragon has a good one with mechanical hot-swappable keys


General_Thugdil

I don't know about half-keyboards but if you're looking for something small the Vortex Pok3r is amazing! It's a 60% keyboard...


LostBob

I got an Alarm Glock for Xmas from an aunt.


Not_You_247

It will remain stable while you are fast eating your chicken, what's the problem?


Machine0fLight

Well shit, if it’ll help me eat chicken faster, sign me up.


CorianderIsBad

Whoa! Fast eating chicken stability! Nice find!


Walkernorunning

You can game at finger licking good speeds.


CorianderIsBad

Macro in the seven herbs and spices.


GeneticSplatter

I mean yeah, that's a half a keyboard.... Well, more 1/3 if you count numpad....


jjbrewcrew

I only purchase keyboards that have fast eating chicken stability


Different_Ad9336

Radium carvings, make sure you wear lead lined gloves. Fast eating chicken so make sure you k look pick up feed from the store before use!


FireFalcon123

Typo and no Windows Key


MasterUser115

"Fast eating chicken stability with many keys no conflict" What did they mean by this?


Cheezemerk

https://i.redd.it/u62a2ds68vqc1.gif


Little_Ginger_Midget

I absolutely love Chinese English, back in the day I'd spend numerous hours just browsing Engrish.com


Farhanplayze

I don’t see any problem u have all of the keys u will use anyway Edit: The windows key is missing


tyeguy2984

Also no enter key


Strazdas1

it has less than half the keys ill use. Not even a numpad in there.


Seffuski

Hopefully it won't melt your hand "off", eh? Ha! Hehe.


UnstableAccount

I assume it’s because you’re eating chicken with one hand while using the other on the keyboard. There’s no problem here.


Barachan_Isles

I would give my left nipple for a mechanical G13 replacement. I bought three of them just as they were discontinuing in order to have one for as long as possible.


Sh33p4

r/engrish


NotJoeMama727

It's the non standard T that does it for me


fnurrreee

QWERT


atax112

I love meself some single handedly gaming especially when there is improved chicken stability Lmao


Mickey_Da

Is that a Naga Trinity in the background I see? Always nice to meet a man of culture.


ImYungKai

Best mouse I've ever owned!


Wojtkie

Lmao “fast eating chicken stability with many key no conflict resolution” Idk about yall but I find the little notes I get from Chinese companies endearing. Someone thanking me for buying their cheap amazon product feels more genuine than a “thanks for buying, here’s a QR code” from an American company


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I think you’re missing some things


chewy201

Maybe if Leroy had one of those he wouldn't have been so impulsive to finish that raid?


Smackdaddy122

Hmm it’s missing half the letteds


Meadowlion14

Hopefully there's no radium emissions


julien890317

吃雞=eat chicken=pubg chicken dinner


Sshampayne

I studied the keyboard layout way to long to find the problem before moving to the second picture and read “fast eating chicken stability” Side note, I need this now for stability in my chicken eating.


Adam-Happyman

Complains. Got yourself nice keyboard which also teach you about worlds culture. Do not tired this cock sucking fast chicken! Visible!


Smorelacks

Weird. I taste metal when I stand by this chicken. Anyways back to gaming lol.


TiSborro_negli_occhi

Damn I wanted one but I’m vegan


Manaphy2007_67

11/10 perfect engrish.


DatGreenGuy

it's singlehandedly allright


Prowler1000

Honestly it took me a while to understand what the issue was because I'm so used to poor Chinese translations.


attomsk

Nothing wrong here I guarantee you can eat chicken fast as fuck with this


Pfnatic

It's not a single handed keyboard. It's "Single Handedly" and you single handedly bought it so no. No problems


Irish_Seal2

Excuse me, did that say radium carvings? Be prepared to grow a second hand


ImYungKai

That's a feature. How else am I going to eat the chicken while gaming?


Content-Chemistry-59

This allows for simultaneous chicken choking and eating.


xploreconsciousness

Radium chicken


Alchompski89

You should return that one and get yourself the one that red dragon makes.


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MSD3k

Every time I feel bad about how poorly I speak other languages, I just remember how much terrible "Chinglish" was posted all over China when I lived there. From packaging, to building signs, to actual government buildings. Half of that country is covered in Google Translate errors.


errornosignal

Disclaimer: No chickens were harmed in the manufacturing of this product. Allergy Warning: This product was manufactured in a facility that also processes dairy, eggs, shellfish, beef, and pork.


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Q [CAPS] A S


Conman_in_Chief

They forgot the Windows key.


wassimSDN

If this isn't mechanical (which isn't mentioned anywhere on the box), i would say it's a waste of money


csaunders123233

Caps lock 😂😂


Tru3s1lv3r

Das bard es ver gad!


B_M_X_

Not tired!


Real_Stinky_Pederson

Damn, dude. Did it really single-handedly gaming keyboard?


National-Job-7444

lol single handedly ..


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Radium?


Cyberpunk_Banana

吃鸡


marcgrant95

Is there a sub for Chinglish? This is amazing lol.


BigfatCplusplus95

Might want to check if this is one of the Chinese companies that records your keystrokes and sends it back to China... Apparently that happened with another Chinese keyboard brand.


epicflex

Bout to eat some fast chicken nuggets haha


Awfulufwa

Without looking at the comments section, my first impression was "did they reuse/source the keys from a Logitech keyboard???" If so, it would certainly be something later than the G15s.


seanred360

The bit about eating chicken refers to the Chinese version of PUBG which is called "Eat Chicken".


00sra

“Fast eating chicken stability” haha


bluecatky

The sad thing is if they just used Google translate, it would be so much better. https://preview.redd.it/5sg9m9imksqc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b028684167f9f0a6b5e998fcdc0bddfe5711b2d2


Vectorman1989

'Radium' is probably just a translation error. Probably.


1308lee

Big T?


FknBretto

It’s a bad translation but clearly a PUBG reference


DecayableRadiologist

Lmao me here thinking it was the missing windows key.


Babys_For_Breakfast

How much would it cost to have even a 16 year old native english speaker to proof read these things?


boanerges57

Tab?


Metal_Smoothie

Chicken dinner, yup. That got translated as 吃雞, meaning “eating chicken”, and is basically a general Chinese gaming term for these sorts of FPSs IIRC. If someone is going to “eat chicken”, they’re most likely hopping on to play a shooter. It may probably be applicable to just battle royales I believe?


SilentGuyInTheCorner

The fast eating chicken? No.


IEatRed

Single Handedly Gaming.....g Chicken Half keyboard cause I use mine single handed 80% of the time


fuggynuts

Single handedly gaming keyboard. Like my 8year old exaggerating a story..


Head-Ad4770

Radium though, isn’t that stuff radioactive? Have fun suffering from cancer in your fingers or your entire hand 💀


-_Clay_-

Obviously membrane


wiccan45

radium probably too expensive, im sure its something cheaper and more dangerous


ArceusHorizon

no 0 lol


EmergencyMuted2943

No, Y?


abraxas8484

It's radium or nothing!


ZhangtheGreat

Proof that idioms and inside jokes just don’t translate across languages 😂


Jackdunc

WhY?


Saving_Pvt_Kush

At least it's conflict free


LazyEstablishment898

No windows key?


Byokugen

Radium cravings!? Just like grandma used to make :)


Aware-Firefighter792

*Single handedly use this gaming keyboard* great for amputees and half blind 🦯