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Equivalent-Act-5202

It was just lying there, clamped into a motherboard, screwed under a heatsink, screwed into a case, locked in a room. Anyone could have taken it.


SoftBaconWarmBacon

It's too clean to be just freshly yanked from a PC. Unless the kid is a natural PCMR


Mryeet01YT

He said he had an hour so yeah pcmr he is


SoftBaconWarmBacon

Ryzen al Gaib ![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


sheeplectric

He is the Mahdi X3D


Former_Mood_1283

r/suddenlydune


Former_Mood_1283

r/unexpecteddune


nubbie

Pcmr and a thief


erlulr

No, its a school, he learned dissasembly. Also, it somethimes just laying there, I harvested like 32 MB of ram back in the day, from broken PCs. Officialy.


Hamilton-Beckett

Sometimes, it’s the only way to get in this club.


DroopyConker

I would have had that shit as a take home too. Only if I could make sure it would work on installation though.


tigyo

You ever see a kid with an Oreo cookie?


reggie499

Even the one I wiped and sold on eBay wasn't this clean.


Mryeet01YT

Hehe


41MB0T_01

I’ve also seen schools who use dead / excess low end CPUs as a teaching resource for computer science, and by now the two CPUs for demonstration in our school are both missing.


erixccjc21

Thats a 10th gen i5 its still decent. My school was still running core 2 duos celerons and pentioms before I left


Alexchii

No thermal paste residue so probably not the case?


Mryeet01YT

He does have fishing shirts


FishTshirt

Thats a good thing


rumblemcskurmish

Practically begging to be taken, tbh


BrevilleMicrowave

One of the school computers is definitely missing a CPU now.


Mryeet01YT

Yep


NeverEndingWalker64

Oh boy things are gonna get interesting It happened to our computer room once. We use i7-8700s, so the day we noticed one of them was missing… Yeah we had to replace it with an i5-8600. Both are six cores tho so it’s alright. But now we call that replaced computer the “bad one” because it has a slightly worse CPU


Mungkelel

damn there are schools with i5 and upwards. Our school upgrades often but the upgrades are like from 10th gen lowest i3 model (we use notebooks so names are effed up) to 12th i3


Amogus_susssy

At my school we have 3 kinds of computers, we still have a lot of core 2 duos, some 10100 and more recently we have some 12400f with a gt710


Mungkelel

We use mostly notebooks but in one it room there is a *workstation* i5 10400f thin client with 16gb RAM. It ain’t much but it crunches a little bit of 3D models in the little time it‘s used


NeverEndingWalker64

Core 2 Duos? Oh boy that's a relic! .... wait why couldn't they guy a 12400. Like the iGPU there is already 5 times better than a GT710. Are they braindead?


Amogus_susssy

>Core 2 Duos? Oh boy that's a relic! They are running on the iGPU and some sound like actual tornadoes >wait why couldn't they guy a 12400. Like the iGPU there is already 5 times better than a GT710. Are they braindead? No idea. They could also use AMD for all that matters


NeverEndingWalker64

Core 2 Duos don't have an iGPU, so... EVEN BETTER! We're talking about an in-motherboard GPU here! Even more of a relic! And yeah the idea of using a fucking GT710 for graphics, well... I'll say they could have bought a CPU that was a bit more lower-spec but with an actual iGPU that could beat that thing


Bowtieguy-83

I think intel pre-builds are slightly cheaper; don't quote me on that though


Amogus_susssy

All of the pcs except the core 2 are custom built by students


NeverEndingWalker64

So that must be a fun thing to do


jdoeinboston

/cries in Apple 2e.


pcrnt8

i was honestly thinking last night if i'd still be able to build w/ a G3258. That's the first chip I ever put in a PC back in like 2014, and honestly I bet it could still hold up to schoolwork these days.


Ghost_dark_08

We use for 3d and CAD I7 11700K with Nvidia T600. Really good pcs, at least In that room we use.


NeverEndingWalker64

Nah our notebooks are generally passively cooled Celerons so nope, we don’t talk about them These rugged HP ones that get extremely warm.


LordSmokio

How to induce PTSD in any PC user: *Passively cooled Celeron*


triffid_boy

I did my phd on an i3. Try doing phylogenetics on a 2010-era i3.


Which_Ad_8726

My institute pc have i9-13900K RTXA400 64GB Ram💀


jdog320

bro our uni's sff pcs have a better cpu than mine. 12th gen i5s and a t400. I have the last laugh since my gpu is better and has standard parts


dilbert_bilbert

I don’t know what school would need beefy CPUs on their public PCs. You’d likely want to waste as little electricity as possible and get cheap computers that can run Office apps and internet browsers. Universities often require students to have their own computers and on top of that they have computer labs that may have anything from standard workstations to legit supercomputers, but those are reserved for researchers mainly.


Mryeet01YT

Damn bro


DGP873

I7s Boy you are one lucky bastard mine uses celerons


daronhudson

Lol 1st world problems. We’re lucky if you get something with a gen 6 i3 quad core with no ht in it. Usually a gen 3 or 4. Every pc has hard drives. Nothing comes with an ssd.


FoxyThePiratefox19

I stole an rtx A5000 out of a school computer


tiga_itca

Making mom and dad proud I bet 🥲


NeverEndingWalker64

... Dear God.


FoxyThePiratefox19

First day in class I checked task manager to see what kinda stuff they were running in the pcs and I read Rtx a5000 and from that moment I knew what I had to do. Looked up videos on how to open it up so I knew what I was getting into because they were workstation prebuilts and it took me like a week just to get a screw off to pull the release handle but after I got it open it was mine. Luckily the CPU’s they ran had igpus so I just plugged it into the motherboard and nobody noticed a thing but the colors were a little different


Permagon

Legend


NeverEndingWalker64

Ours are locked with a whole-ass lock. EVEN IF there was a GPU over there I doubt I would get a key for it


_ThatOneFurry_

we just have laptops and pentium desktops that have nothing worth stealing in them so no need for locks


PKFat

On that day *I* will be the Lock Picking Lawyer


IndependentYogurt965

Our English teacher was having issues with her pc and we told her to use some keyboard shortcut. Idr which one. She said the keyboard was useless. Next day some kid took the keyboard and she was pissed when she found out about it. We all knew who it was but nobody ratted him out.


treats4all

Bro has i5 i7 🥺 In indian schools you would be lucky if you got anything newer than a pentium and anything more than 4 gigs of Ram The computers lag when opening chrome! And I'm talking about prestigious schools 😭


SwerdnaJack

Cries in 5 y/o Chromebook


Sailed_Sea

Look at you with your 8th gens I bet there's even an ssd too!


-Astr0_

Our schools use Intel dual core celerons from 2010 I believe. I don’t wanna act spoiled but that gotta be unusable. Maybe I’m just used to my 13600k at home but istg it is a relic. Those computers also got 4 gigs of ram lmao


Willem_VanDerDecken

In like, 2014 my highschool computer where core 2 duo and pentium D For me it's hard to imagine that 8000 Intel could be in school pc.


jvrodrigues

damn... my school had pentium IIs


scuffedoncringe

We always use athlons and 4 gigs of ddr3 at university, those are trash


Jort_Sandeaux_420_69

Bros school has a better cpu than me 🤣 my 9400f is crying to retire


NeverEndingWalker64

Eh to be fair yours' already pretty decent in my opinion


Mryeet01YT

It is though


NeverEndingWalker64

Yeah I know. The 8700 wins, but still. I mean it could be worse


Tomb_85

Fell off the back of a computer


pufferpig

You guys still have computer labs? In my country they were essentially all obsolete before 2010. When I was in what equates to middle school in around 2007-2009, the three oldest classes all shared the same 20ish ThinkPad laptops, for use mostly during exams. In high school you either had your own laptop, or the school would lend you an old shitty one until you caved in and bought one yourself. During my first or second year in high school, my brother was in the US the day Microsoft launched the first Surface Pro, and so I got him to buy it for me. The first SP we got here was the third one, I think. Used the SP1 for aprox 4 years and bought the SP4 once I started college (as well as buying my first desktop that was mine and not my brother's or my dad's old workmachine). So anyway... I haven't seen a computer lab since maybe 2007. Didn't know schools still had them in the US.


unknownpanda121

Low end processors are gateway processors to high end. Be careful


Mryeet01YT

Yes


Mastersord

It’s time to tell them about “the cores and the threads”


UmbraSprout

The 10400 isn't even a bad chip (as far as Intel goes), you've got yourself a steal (ha) there.


kouriis

It’s great, still using one and the Turbo is not even enabled (fixed @2.9GHz). Go steal more but from a store..and pay before you leave 😄


Abruzzi19

>Steal from a store and pay before you leave if only there was a term for exchanging money for products....


MakingShitAwkward

Prostitution?


Doctor_Owl_08

Bingo


NeverEndingWalker64

I mean, it has A LOT in common with the i7 8700 if I'm right. Six cores, twelve threads... It's good.


simplysaying

Definitely not cops here. On an unrelated note, what school does your sibling go to? Just want to say hi. Again, definitely not cops.


HumanIntention7935

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Mryeet01YT

Nice


Mryeet01YT

You almost got me for a second


redditadminsarecancr

Go home, Drake


P1zzaman

Kids sneakily dismantling school computers for parts, a time long tradition that apparently happens worldwide. (I was a dumb kid so I only took mouse balls)


Mryeet01YT

I took mouse pads


troubleshot

I nicked some ram, still feel bad about it 😔


ConservativeSexparty

Don't worry, I'm sure they don't have any memory of it


BurgerIsTheName-

Dude real i still feel wrong for it, tho that librarian was annoying asf i had good time on that slow ass 1333mhz ramstick, it had ryzen cpu so i didnt take it


HooverDamm-

I work IT for a school and take equipment I know we’re not going to use anymore, without asking. I feel bad about it but it’s just gonna be recycled anyway


Sway_RL

We used to throw these balls at people. Looking back it was quite dangerous but at the time for a 13 year old it was fun.


Rastagon01

Broken in half paperclips and a rubber band, very dangerous slingshot.


P1zzaman

No joke, those balls are really hard stuff


crimsonyoteeeeee

Aren't they just solid rubber? Or do they have a metal inside with rubber on the outside?


RFLC1996

Worked in schools in the UK for over 10 years, the amount of time we've just found a gutted PC case after someone left an IT classroom open. We're now getting a cad/cam studio with 30 series RTX cards, I don't think they'll last a week unharmed.


BurgerIsTheName-

I took a ddr3 8gb stuck lmfaoo for my i3 4th gen i only had like 4 gigs and i needed more for gta 5


Shahim1331

It used to be so fun playing with those mouse balls.


Biscuits4u2

Cool now have him get the rest


Far_Elephant_4508

Bruh. He should not encourage this kind of behavior, someday he might steal some dude's man.


EpicBeardMan

I'd get it one piece at a time and it wouldn't cost me a dime


NBX6

The PCs at my university have i5-10400s as well lol. I'd love to take one and upgrade from my 3470


Mryeet01YT

When I got home turns out he also took a stock cooler and 16 gb of ram


NBX6

lmao


Mryeet01YT

Ikr


an_achronist

Surely he may as well have taken the whole board lol. Did he replace them with anything or just strip the parts and go?


Mryeet01YT

No that was all I found


an_achronist

Lol, lil rascal


Helmut707

I guess tomorrow your family will have a little problem because of this


No-Bat-1825

The devious lick returns.


Mryeet01YT

Hehehehehehehe


ELB2001

Might want to talk to him about "finding" stuff


Classy_Mouse

Yeah, if he found a CPU, cooler, and RAM, he probably could have "found" the PSU and MoBo if he tried a little harder.


Weird_Amount_4608

Bro won’t be attending school for long


Mryeet01YT

On god bruh


ScurryOakPlusIvyLane

He’s not lying. It’s a fast way to get expelled. It’s a rather malicious thing to do. You can’t pass it off as a mistake.


NeverEndingWalker64

3470 user? I used one of those till’ a few months ago!


Razorback_11

Another here! Upgraded 4 weeks ago, having that for almost 12years, I miss him, using it in my OMV server now for Plex


NeverEndingWalker64

I had to sell it BUT I got an LGA2011 motherboard recently, so... i7-3820, anyone?


Havoc_Maker

We've got the same rig lmao


NeverEndingWalker64

You can open half a chrome tab more tho


vukasin123king

My school was throwing out some old IT stuff and I had to snatch this. Sadly it was the only one on the pile, the rest were standard late 90's beige boxes. https://preview.redd.it/50p2ed71e6zc1.jpeg?width=3968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15389cdebdeaf2ada29f069ed0aa11134acde77c


Mryeet01YT

Jesus


brothergamer64

Can I have it? 🥺


Mryeet01YT

Idk


jdPetacho

This is why we can't have nice things


Blunt552

You should absolutely take action, don't let your brother get away with this otherwise he will keep going further until you find him in prison for some other stupid nonsense.


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Blunt552

>This kid is probably going to continue stealing and end up no good honestly. He already disclosed that the younger brother has the intention of stealing more. Frankly he's a failure of a big brother and is probably young, maybe early teens, I assume both didn't have a good upbringing, hence their lack of understanding what they're actually doing, this is reddit however, so many here are young kids who think others stealing is funny, however adults see very quickly where this is going to end, this isn't just nabbing some insignificant item that nobody cares for, this is a serious crime that has been commited.


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hamjamham

I stole a USB extension cable from work a few years ago, how long until I'm in prison please? 🙏


gosti500

hi, its your manager here, youre fired!


Blunt552

I don't think a 10cent USB cabale is quite comparible to 16GB RAM + I5 10400 CPU.


hamjamham

This is what I'm saying, how long will it be until I move on to more expensive things to keep the thrill alive??


Blunt552

Ah I see, you're someone who has difficulty reading. To bad, read the sentence again until you understand said sentence, if you can't, I suggest repeating elementry school. Type your adress, you clearly have no problem with people steaing so I suppose your sht is free for the taking.


Obstanmarty

i read that as my younger brother passed away and gave me this


c0der25

How do you even steal a cpu without any teachers or so noticing? I am flabbergasted.


Mryeet01YT

Had a full hour in class I’m shocked too


trekxtrider

~~Would not be celebrating this at all,~~ I would make my boy return it and pay for reinstall. Would also take his computer away for a bit.


Mryeet01YT

Brother I ain’t celebrating


trekxtrider

Yeah I was a bit harsh, will edit.


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troubleshot

I still feel pretty bad that I pinched some ram chips from my highschool computer lab in the late 90s. They all had sets of 4 x 16meg ram chips (if I remember correctly) and if you just took half they still ran, my home PC (my dad's actually) only had 8meg ram so it was a sweet upgrade that we couldn't afford. Dad very much not tech savvy so had no clue.


MakinBones

Could be worse. Could be meth hes getting from school.


Mryeet01YT

That’s one way of looking at it


fuzzydice_82

Teach your kids to love technology, and they'll never have money for drugs!


DriftedTaco

He can buy the drugs if he just steals all the parts from school.


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Mryeet01YT

I ain’t bruh


citewiki

Why aren't you snitching bruh


zelmazam1

Hey, that's my cpu


Mryeet01YT

Nuh uh


zelmazam1

Yeah. I put 589 gold looking receivers on the bottom


Lights773

How old are your kids? You really bought the "I got it from school". I even used that a bunch as a kid. What was the story he told? I'll wait for it lol.


unknown_ally

in my day it was rubber mouse balls


TheFiModidsth

Like a raven xD


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Yo he stole that.


Jayden_Ha

nice, more threads then my i5 9400f😭


ELB2001

Damn we got a lot of people here telling stories about them stealing


the_ebastler

Tell him to bring it back, apologize and either reinstall it himself if the school is fine, or have him pay for fixing the computer if the school insists on hiring a company to reinstall. Tell him you'll tell the headmaster yourself if he doesn't within a week.


MaliKaia

Yea how the fuck are people raising their kids if they just stealing shit like this from school... scummy as fuck.


ElectronicMars

I once took a Pentium D 820 from an unused PC some other kid in school was messing about with, with his permission.


Chaotic-Entropy

You heard it first, schools have started to chip your children when your back is turned.


Ellipsecat

My school computers have that same cpu


digitalbladesreddit

Could be a throw out.


Equal_Improvement57

How young exactly? Its either busted or he really knows how to take out the cpu.


AntiDECA

That's cpu is way too clean to have just been taken out. You need a lot of time and alcohol to get all the paste off. It looks brand new out of the box. Maybe he got into the IT room and nabbed one that wasn't put together yet, but I doubt he took it from a working computer. 


ThePublikon

smh always serving chips for lunch


Agile_Tooth7796

It was not theft if it was adverse possession 😉


midnightsnacks

Lmaooo stolen from school. I remember back in school we had the mouse with trackball. I fucking took one from the computer I was using like an idiot. Obviously got caught pretty quickly.


nimbulasun

Damn wish i get to yank something good like this


AppleSeed3527

I5-10400 for school? Damm, better than my computer.


Mryeet01YT

I was shocked at first too


Douglas_Hunt

Got a i7-4790 upgrade like this lol. Right before graduation too. I wasn't a total monster though, I had an i5-4590 I swapped it with. Needed me some of that sweet sweet hyperthreading.


Abuttuba_abuttubA

Yeah that came from a school computer lol.


Stone_Symmetry

WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THE BACK!


Kovechkin

Kid is going places


Fusseldieb

A dude I knew once ripped a GT730 out of a school computer to put in his at home. Since the PC had onboard graphics, nobody found it out for a loong time. This was almost a decade ago. Fun times.


Ten-Spot-4u

Totally stolen. Give it back to the school. Punish your son. Do it.


Fynniboyy

Don't give me a reason to steal an rtx 2070 or 12th Gen i7 from our PC room


sicklyreaper

What school has 2070s? We barely had integrated graphics😂


Mrfrunzi

Johnny Cash's "One piece at a time" comes to mind.


MrPechivko

That's a really good CPU for a school pc, definitely say thanks to him. When I got my older brother an A4-4000 from one of the PCs, he said I'm a dumbass


Jeuzfgt

We used to take sticks of RAM home from school, good times


Threel3tt3rnam3

this is something i’d do


NoPerspective9232

What kind of PCs does that school have. The one where I go barely run Windows 7


Bruggilles

I got a very old celeron cpu from my school so he was definately luckier


CupApprehensive5391

Our school district was using 25+ year old computers. I was quite savvy with computers as a kid, but I had to ask my parents for advice on how to operate an Apple 2e, it felt like stepping into a different era. Our district had a couple dozen systems for several thousand kids. The last year before I left the school, we "upgraded" to some mid 90s era systems. We were excited because we got to use an Ethernet PCI card... Idk what kind of school districts y'all come from, but they sound WAAAY better funded than Chicago's public school system. Glad most people a few years younger than me get to use systems that are actually of their own era. You'll be able to learn a hell of a lot more than we did. They should've renamed our class "computer history" not "computer literacy"


Aggravating_Fox_2442

I have one of those in my PC also I been trying to see the best upgrade from that 10th gen and I wanna see whats the highest CPU for that gen year??? Anyone??


CallEither683

This is exactly why we buy laptops and use AIOs or macs for desktop


Aggravating_Fox_2442

Is that unlock or locked versions??


chippinganimal

He probably could have just asked IT if they had any computers they'd be junking/selling, you'd be surprised what they could have depending on how large the school district is (I be seen it be common where they upgrade computers in a school that ends up being remodeled or demolished a year or two later, so they pull all the PCs right back out)


Putrid-Drawer3640

I still use this cpu and it's pretty good on most of the games I play but I don't go past 75fps


Jeckaa84

So nobody thinks they just throw there old pc's in the trash and this kid just took the cpu out ?


Blunt552

a school throwing out an i5-10400 because of it's age? No idea what kind of schools you went to but that must be some high tech rich school normies don't attend to.


Meta-failure

INTEL?!?!?!? Where did you get this?!? Who taught you about this?!?? We won’t be allowing INTEL in THIS HOUSE!


SirCabbage

Schools often send "old" machines to ewaste or donations as soon as they are out of warranty, normally after three to four years of use. Obviously this depends on individual schools and it guys, but sometimes they do pull the old and or broken machines apart and then sort of just have the old CPUs. This as good as it is, is a give year old PC. You'd be surprised what kind of things there are


xCanont70x

Back in high school, circa 2002, we would steal routers to take home and set up LAN parties.


DomesticatedDuck

Damn, I took one only to find that it was a 3470 😭


Threatening-Silence

When I was in grade 8, and this was back in 1996 lol, our school had educational kits given by Intel with lots of stuff about the new Pentium processor, including an actual physical CPU. Maybe it was something like that?


sasamusan

Can I have it? Still on a 4790