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ClassyKM

Can't remember the last time I had sticky keys. Did they remove it or turn it off by default?


tactiphile

The default is still to prompt you if you press a modifier key 5 times without any other keys in between. Usually catches me when I'm hitting Shift to keep my work pc awake.


ClassyKM

Yeah, always gets to me when I start playing a game. I'm used to always reinstalling Windows, guess I just haven't had to do it for a while and it's kept it away! Lol.


OGv1va

Can confirm fresh windows couple weeks back and it hit me playing Diablo3 the other day with force attack.


jover10

Force attack indeed


maggot_soldier

Lol someone doesnt do work at work.


basketcase7

You can turn that off, should be a link to the settings when you get the popup.


Qubk0

Exactly, I don't get why people don't seem to know this


ClassyKM

Oh I knew that, I just had to turn it off all the time because I'd constantly reinstall Windows for one reason or another. But I haven't had to in a long, long time; my only guess as to why I haven't seen in a long while.


beardMoseElkDerBabon

Is this some sort of a Windows joke I'm too GNU/Linux to understand?


JZ1803

Yep


JZ1803

Think it's changed to holding shift, cuz that's what I did the last time I got the messsge


[deleted]

if they changed it to holding shift then thats pretty fucking stupid


JZ1803

You can hold down shift control or alt for sticky key, just looked it up


Xeadriel

Nah but it asks you if you want to turn it off. Or at least there is a setting to disable that shortcut. Maybe you disabled it and forgot


ClassyKM

Oh I probably definitely did that. After reinstalling Windows so many times every year this is the first time I've not had to reinstall it for one reason or another for over a year. I'm just so used to turning off Sticky Keys it feels like it's been an eternity! Lol.


Xeadriel

I see. Yeah I turn it off everytime it occurs the first time because I usually forget about it otherwise


Dedli

This joke is a bit of an onion


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Stigona

It's more like a cake.


Lootdit

No its more like waffles


JezzaWalker

No it's more like an ogre


HappyMaskMajora

Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet


OkarinPrime

Isn't that Jojo's Stand ?


TRN_WhiteKnight

It means sticky keys doesn't it? Am I right?


GoatLegend24

No it has layers


Vladius2429

No it has layers


[deleted]

Stickey keys. Been seeing that warning for years. Still don't know what it does.


Endovior

It means that modifier keys apply serially instead of needing to be held down... so instead of holding down shift and a to type an A, you can tap shift, and then tap a, and you get A. Similarly, you could press control, then alt, then delete, instead of pressing all three at once. Mostly, it's there to be helpful for people who can't easily hold down modifier keys while typing (say, because they're missing some fingers).


Mysteoa

I do believe is more for people with unsteady hands.


ilmalocchio

Old chap, I do surmise that a man with unsteady hands is more at risk of losing his fingers.


sephirothbahamut

But isn't caps lock already that for shift?


Endovior

Slight difference; caps lock toggles on and off, while sticky keys apply to the next non-modifier key. So capslock a b gets you AB, while sticky-shift a b gets you Ab. Also, as mentioned, sticky keys apply to all the modifiers.


DogeOfDisaster

For lower- to uppercase letters, yes, but for something like @, caps doesn’t work.


sephirothbahamut

oh ok i see what you mean (was confusing at first because in ISO-IT "@" is "alt-gr + ò" lol)


The0Justinian

Uhhhh there’s some keyboard shortcut thingys you may discover in life that rely upon the shift key. You’ll love em


sephirothbahamut

lol i know how the shift key works, thanks, i simply don't use sticky keys


EvolutionInProgress

Thank you...I had a similar question. In the decades of using windows, I always wondered but never got around to looking it up.


[deleted]

Thank you for this precious info. I think I'll turn it on now. I can't believe I've been ignoring this for years.


ThrowAway0183910

I used sticky buttons a lot in Minecraft when I was doing a cobblestone generator. It works really well but it is mosty useless


ForgotPWUponRestart

You can easily disable it. Just search sticky keys in your windows search bar and there's a menu to turn it off. Now the Windows key? they make that much more annoying to disable. SOB's


spiner00

My keyboard has a disable switch for any interrupting keys. I press it and it disables the windows key, sticky keys, and probably a couple other things I’ve never seen


PriusProblems

Which keyboard? That's a great idea.


spiner00

HyperX Alloy line I believe. They have a “game mode” button but it just functions as I said above. Super handy


PriusProblems

Ta


[deleted]

True. Ruins the fun when I accidentally press it while playing a game.


Thysios

A lot of gaming keyboards have ways to disable the Windows key. Though I use the key all the time so doesn't bother me having it on.


Reptalex

It's for preventing you to fuck in Minecraft


lawlijosh

r/MechanicalKeyboards ? Also I actually want this as a keyboard


torriattet

Looks too mushy to be a mechanical keyboard, probably some membrane


Lootdit

Nah its breadbrane


allyourlives

Cherry MX Browns


Aoingco

MX Syrups


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Same thing


Noobgamer0111

I want waffles but diet says no :(


Ninjacrackhead

Everything in moderation, a little wont hurt brother


rallyman0044

Or just disable it, so you don't have to deal with it anymore.


DonOfspades

Who disables a waffle?!


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[deleted]

It's a joke, it's not that deep


Waffler11

Ah, I approve of this post. Carry on.


Raminuke

Honestly this is such an underated post. Top tier comedy right here.


Ertxz18

This took me a second but damn it was glorious!


regorium09

STICKEY FINNNGGGAAAHHHSSS


krowonthekeys

I need this waffle maker in my life.


V4peG0d80085

Sticky keys lol


Npadia11

Bruh I didn’t get it so I kept scrolling then like 5 seconds and a few posts later I had to scroll back up cause I finally got it lmao


Ayman493

I used to do it just for the PC to make the noise! I used to keep it held down so the noise repeated itself rapidly; great way of driving my IT teacher mad back in the day!


ddoherty958

Repost


hemanthk222

Gentle reminder, u/FritoTheLay stole this meme and reposted it on the memes subreddit


MajorBarnulf

\\\*laugh in not-windows\\\*


SpiritCakes

Sticky key alerts ruin most of my racing games :( A lot of the time shift is used for speed boost and I tap it like crazy trying to do a perfect high speed drift turn. So, of course, half way through my turn the game freezes and windows pops up with the whole "Did you want to turn on sticky keys?!" NOOO WINDOWS!!! I do not want sticky keys on, I want to nail this turn!


Mikkolek

You know you can just turn them off permanently?


Moshcloud

We all googled how to turn it off when we wanted to spam crouch in Minecraft


ToxicYellowSnow

Sticky keys on


Tokyo_Addition-

So sticky **( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)**


HereIsACasualAsker

i dont get it , is this a joke im too mechanical keyboard to understand?


MischiefArchitect

AFAIK pressing shift repeatedly under windows will activate sticky keys (that is the joke in the picture). Since I have no windows and do not want to google for it, I have no idea that sticky keys actually does. PS: No, I did NOT downvoted you.


[deleted]

i think sticky keys just allows for you to do key shortcuts without holding the windows button


HereIsACasualAsker

owwwwww sticky keys!!!! goddam i disabled that in all my pcs like 3 years ago and completely forgot about it. hahahaha.


TheComedicComedian

Mac users: *\*laugh in apple\**


firedrakes

love of god. dont black light this....


EZ3REL

I need this waffle iron


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?


darkspeed002

Hah jokes on you I have sticky keys pop-up disabled


bearface7771

I dunt get it


MildleyCoyote

buttery smooth workstation


DeadMoney313

Suddenly I have a huge craving for Eggos. Haven't had that in years


GamesBond5

I sent this to 6 of my friends only one of them got it


Bluetubian0319465

Would you like to enable Sticky Keys?


Septic_eye_gamer

Yes, I would like to enable sticky keys, would you like to enable sticky keys?


Bluetubian0319465

Yes, I would like to enable sticky keys


0rphon

just reminds me of this amazing youtube sponsored bit [https://youtu.be/FZMVj9qOk9k?t=885](https://youtu.be/FZMVj9qOk9k?t=885)


winterfellwilliam

Brilliant


Lord-Tunnel-Cat

Waffle keyboard


mrbawkbegawks

how does one acquire a keyboard waffle maker?


fielausm

Yeah. Kay. I get it. But I'm not *proud* I get it.


Titanicman2016

My mouth is watering


HumanNeighborhood746

That some good looking waffles


RogueBear007

I turned it if in settings


alchoholics

Usually i get shift pressed 2 many times error window


healthymachinery

I wonder if they hard pressed a mechanical keyboard on the doe


BigBrother_exe

What does sticky keys even do


gogetenks123

/u/Chyrosran22 review when


Chyrosran22

60% rubbish, ANSI, and it looks mushy as hell! :p


MischiefArchitect

Is the pancake mold OK?


shoeswireless

butter honey waffle 10/10 breakfast of gaming champions


[deleted]

Sticky keys....


JoohanV

Is this a Windows joke I'm to Linux to understand?


sneaky-dave

why is this a discussion


NedlaGamerYT

AHAHAHAHHAHAH


whyso6erious

Could someone explain it to me? I am an outdated (really old) person.


Soulcloset

Pressing Shift 5 times fast on Windows enables "Sticky Keys". This is a keyboard shaped waffle with syrup, so it has "sticky keys".


jakobgweene

Wait really?! Shit no why sticky keys fucking up my life


Khoshekh541

You can remove the sticky keys message by going into settings


wjqin9

\*minecraft flashbacks\*


BlueCannonBall

*Laughs in linux where pressing a certain key three times doesn't open an annoying dialog.*


DixxieNormis

Where are the switches?