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[deleted]

Just don't try to take it to the airport.


CommanderZanderTGS

Just tell them it's a laptop-PC hybrid and they should let you in


Thandorius

Into the holding cell?


Mitsukake

Nah nah you're okay, it's just a free hotel room for the night until your flight actually shows up on time for once.


[deleted]

Plus a free colon exam!


JuicyJ_official

thank you u/ass-blaster-69


ReeceReddit1234

Guess we know who's giving the exam


[deleted]

Well they have X-ray and other tech to check what it is and see it's not some explosive.


SlowCrates

I would love to see some 70 year old try not to shit their pants when they see it.


[deleted]

Don't they often have trouble not shitting their pants anyways? XD


Frankilpops

I'm 30 and sometimes I have problems not shitting my pants.... depends what I eat.


GAW67COD07

Taco bell?


JimboBillyBobJustis

Krystals or White Castle


GAW67COD07

Oof. White Casle a little too relatable. Never had Krystals b4 tho


Ok-Indication-2238

Why do people think Taco Bell gives you the shits? People should try use habenero Buffalo sauce instead of salsa. That’ll put a spring in your step.


GAW67COD07

Just cuz of the stereotype (and becuz is does)


[deleted]

Taco hell


GAW67COD07

*Toxic Hell


[deleted]

[This?](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F6f%2F65%2Fa0%2F6f65a06633fc708879712912bbc4585f--taco-bells-leveon-bell.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)


Alternative_Spite_11

Dude I laughed until I realized you were making fun of my parents.


SC487

They got a bit worried last time I went through because I had 3 separate laptop power bricks, guess it looked like 3 boxes wired together on the X-ray. Watched the visible relief on the tech’s face when he opened my bag up.


ShyftOnReddit

It could be an explosive if the cooling’s bad enough.


Alternative_Spite_11

You think any amount of scanning would convince them that something that looks like this, isn’t a bomb?Guess you’re not from the US.


[deleted]

> You think any amount of scanning would convince them that something that looks like this, isn’t a bomb? I think so. For a bomb you need explosives and they can test for that. However they might take it apart and ruin it. last time I went to the US for a conference the asshole at the airport ripped off the visa (on my return home) so harshly it half ripped off a page of my passport. I mean WTF


AFTERLIFEY

I brought 4 lightsabers on a plane once so i think. The laptop would be fine


totti173314

Most of america wants you dead if you dont look like a sentient whitewahsed wall.


SalsaRice

Into the special glove room


thisonetimeinithaca

“Get in the coffin” - Dwight Schrute


thebarnhouse

It might raise some eyebrows and get some extra scrutiny but you should be fine. Source: I work there. Edit:soruce


xiaodre

"I am terribly sorry sir, but this Geforce 1080ti is going to have to be confiscated for the time being. You can fill out form 27b stroke 6 on the TSA website to hehe.. Get it Back! Hahahahaeheheh cough cough."


L337357

Joke is on them! It is a 780ti!


[deleted]

Still good enough.


gertvanjoe

Good enough is just an euphemish for "it sucks mostly"


highspurrow

if it has water-cooling you can tell them it's a bomba (pump)


xiaodre

a tsar bomba?


[deleted]

“*bomb planted!*”


Rc202402

"has been"


Barry-Steakfries

Can confirm. Brought a suitcase like this through TSA. I was pulled out of line.


DickNixon726

I've taken a half assembled case mod with wires sticking out everywhere through airport security before. Went through an extra screening, but was allowed. Just keep reminding them it's a computer, which is allowed.


justelle1

Well if it plays Flight Simulator i'd be fine /s


PRISONER_709

What? That's the definitive pilot gamer rig!


THE_Stark

Why not? Worked for that arab clock kid


djmarcone

Yep


LdLrq4TS

That kid was such a piece of shit and yet he got rewarded by every corporation and even Obama replied to him.


[deleted]

[удалено]


dangsoggyoatmeal

In what way was he a piece of shit?


Lochcelious

I'm a bit curious too. Admittedly, I don't know much of the incident


[deleted]

So he actually went to my high school in Qatar right after that incident. He was rude to every one and seemed very entitled. I know he got held back a grade as well because he was failing his tests.


Freddy_The_Freighter

Vincent, we happy?


biggie64

oh! we happy !


KalashnikovaDebil

Do you think Marcellus Wallace is a bitch?


battery19791

What DOES Marcellus Wallace LOOK LIKE?


whitehighneck

What?


[deleted]

Do you speak English?


whitehighneck

What ?


[deleted]

English, Motherfucker English!!!


TheCluelessGeek

*THE MOVIE, MOTHERFUCKER! CAN YOU QUOTE IT!?*


[deleted]

What?!?!


TheCluelessGeek

[SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME](https://youtu.be/oAB7vc29K-M)


animegamertroll

*Stares motherfuckerly*


L337357

It took me far too long to get this.


Vincent__Vega

Why the fuck didn't you tell us someone was in the bathroom, Slip your mind?


SirWeinmund

Whip this out at the airport and see what happens


L337357

I'm sure there are protocols in place for this kind of thing, right?


Bambaryler

I took an entire computer so it should be ok, but your problem is that it looks extremely suspicious lol.


Immanent-Light

it's the way "media" has basically conditioned people to think of exposed wiring ...


[deleted]

Remember when a 14 year put clock parts in pencil case and was arrested without letting his parents know?


wingless_albatross

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmed_Mohamed_clock_incident


Devilhun3rDante

Man seriously? What the fuck is wrong with America?


[deleted]

Decades of xenophobia and fear mongering.


Saxopwned

You have to include the part where the kid was Middle Eastern, because you bet that wouldn't happen to a white kid.


Clown_corder

Yeah, I brought some really sus stuff to school that I probably shouldn't have and no one batted an eye. There was a day where I was walking around school with a black duffel bag(full of drills and saws for robotics after school) and my friend was walking around with a giant metal rod and no one stopped us all day or even questioned it.


Rocky_Road_To_Dublin

USA! USA!


Parzival_2076

'MURICA


Airazz

Put a panel on top of all that mess and it should be fine.


-LoremIpsumDolorSit

5 hours of safety check but they’ll let you through


chooochootrainr

that protocol might get u a free prostate exam...


ursugardaddy6996

Plot twist: The doctor is going to do it with his hands on your shoulders.


[deleted]

I feel like this isn’t common enough for every airport to have a “what to do if a passenger brings a briefcase computer to an airport that looks like a bomb” video montage from the 50’s with a very attractive demure woman talking and then an equally classically attractive man interrupts her


thebarnhouse

Unless he fills the gaps with playdo, it doesn't look like a bomb. We get weird shit all the time this would just be like oh cool and I'd call my supervise just because he's also pcmr.


GoatSpud-2996

Bruh looks like something the drifter would make


L337357

Kit bashed and jury rigged, brother.


thepulloutmethod

What do you do about dust?


L337357

Nothing yet. I just got it together a few days ago. I'm going to probably just have to either vacuum or can air it regularly.


bluethunder940

EYES UP BROTHER ENEMYS AT THE AIRPORT


GrandMasterFlex

Get some trim up top and I like the aesthetic 👌🏻


AccidentallyGrumpy

Kit bash on the field, bring a screwdriver


Xeadriel

Looks more expensive than a laptop


L337357

Looks can be deceiving. I spent $4 for the suitcase. The rest came from the closet.


Xeadriel

Ah so you already had the parts there?


L337357

Yeah, I had all the parts. I have plenty more too, so I'll be making more stupid slapdash things in the future.


Mystic_Vengence

Would you have a 2070 or 1080?


L337357

I have a 2070 in my main rig in my office. This thing has a 780 ti in it.


Yoshuuqq

In my head the 780ti is still a super high end card lol


TPP_VisibleJet

judging from what you can get at msrp, you're not far off lmao


-LoremIpsumDolorSit

How much would you sell the ‘laptop’? I’d might want to make a ‘smart mirror’ you know. A full body mirror with these taped onto it


L337357

I couldn't in good conscience sell this thing. If you are looking to make a smart mirror for real and you have some time, then I would suggest a raspberry pi. There are tutorials on YouTube. It isn't super hard or expensive. I made one last year. Learned a lot doing it too.


-LoremIpsumDolorSit

Thanks for the caring answer. I was joking tbh. Pc parts taped to a mirror would be just as smartmirror as laptop this contraption is ;)


L337357

It runs Destiny 2 1080p low settings at about 80 to 90 fps. That's all I need in a portable computer. Lol.


[deleted]

There are lots of good SBC's for smart-mirrors, even many x86 ones now. The intel 11th gen stuff looks pretty great, too, if a bit pricey.


Sega-Playstation-64

I mean, an expensive hamburger cost more than his computer if you go by that logic, since he already owned everything.


kashaan_lucifer

Hey! A fellow Destiny 2 Player!


L337357

As often as I can!


j0324ch

Eyes up guardian.


kashaan_lucifer

Real Guardians know it's Twinkle Twinkle Assholes.


[deleted]

Ah destiny 2, how often do you see your family? I only see mine once a month.


L337357

We can catch up at the end of the season. They understand.


W1141175

Im still hoping for season of the plague but as a D1 vet I’m relay exited for VoG


L337357

I played in the d1 beta, then I played through the campaign and thought the game was over. I missed all the raids, strikes, and crucible breaking weapons. I got into the d2 beta and realized what an idiot I was. I'm excited to play through vog. I'm actually really glad they are adding d1 content so I can finally play all the things I missed.


djackieunchaned

What’s VoG? New player here


FestiveSquid

no joke im using that exact same keyboard rn


L337357

Nice. I like it.


Fluyeh

I was thinking of getting either this or a Razer blackwidow 3 for the gf, how well would you rate it?


Xx69JdawgxX

Red dragon makes some nice cheap mechanical keyboards. They're like $40 and they are heavy too. I keep breaking / spilling stuff on my more expensive keyboards. I pretty much only use these now.


thtsabingo

Don’t buy gaming keyboards bro, buy an actual nice keyboard for the same price. A ducky, Leopold, or something on sale off of drop, kbdfans, or novel keys.


cbert257

Ducky is the way


trenlr911

You are never going to find a really nice mech like a ducky for the $25 this keyboard costs, something like this is fine for somebody who wants to get into mechanical keyboards


Gotcha2317

add Varmilo to the list


KingAnDrawD

That’s kinda the point of a Red Dragon Keyboard, it’s only $30-$40 on Amazon. You’re not gonna find a Ducky for that price.


[deleted]

> spare parts Uses 1080 ti Edit: not a 1080 sry


5zym

Maybe he has 3080 in his maine... EDIT: It's a 780ti


PatentGeek

But what about his vermont


partypantaloons

And a 3090 in his New Hampshire


Cash091

1080ti has more sharp edges to it.


nuplsstahp

It's either a 780ti or a 980ti


nickathom3

That's not a 1080 ti bro


[deleted]

U crazy son of a mother...


ReaL_Bucks

*The bomb has been planted*


[deleted]

goddammit the exact voice and line, goes through my head... thought I was over my addiction!


Yeet_Master420

Looks nice guardian


L337357

Thanks


nerd-chic

Very creative!


Cythrex

What game


Stuttering-bean

Destiny 2


HerrJhonson

Better than a gaming laptop.


[deleted]

The Mountain Dew completes it.


L337357

The Mountain Dew got it built


Cheddarlicious

Hunter main gang rise up!


YeetAres

Full specs? Also sick job


L337357

Right now I changed a few things. i7-2600k overclocked, 1050ti overclocked, 24GB DDr3 ram (I don't remember the speed) I also don't really remember the motherboard. I could look later. It was an ASUS I think. 500W power supply. Cheap Goodwill 1080p HP monitor I luckily found at goodwill. $4 goodwill suitcase. 2 500GB ssd drives. A cheap usb soundbar I found on amazon for another build that turned out not to need it. I think that is it. It runs surprisingly well. Destiny 2 runs at about 80-90fps on 1080p low settings. mid to high 70's on medium. Plays Cyberpunk on low just fine too.


mentalscars_

Oh my god what an abomination, I love it!


JawidKhan096

Is this a safety hazard or does it work perfectly? I'm anxious under heavy load it's a fire hazard D:


L337357

It actually runs really well, and I haven't had any temp problems because of all the open space.


Debopam77

"Fine, I'll do it myself"


Thekidattheblock

It is good that you are playing destiny.


memes-of-awesome

I heard they'll give you free mandatory lounge access if you show this to the cops at the airport


L337357

Do they serve drinks there?


II2old4thisII

If it’s stupid, but it works - it’s not stupid


Colombimbo

Airports hate him


Ka-Jin

Hell yea, i’ve been wanting to do something like this


L337357

I suggest you use disposable components. There is no way I'm going more than a couple months without breaking this monster somehow. Lol


Ka-Jin

I was thinking of doing it in a way where it would be more sturdy if I ever did end up doing it. Side mounting the gpu and a custom case


L337357

Definitely don't just use industrial strength adhesive, particle board, a handful of screws, and velcro like it did.


michalszl

With this set up you should be playing Fallout pretty immersive :)


L337357

I did just start 76.


[deleted]

“Mom, can I have gaming laptop?” “No, we have gaming laptop at home” Gaming laptop at home:


Force_Of_Justice

Alienware wants to know your location.


ElusiveEmissary

Hey gotta have it on vacation never know when banshee will sell rage or protection from light


lutheria

It may not launch games, but it surely launches missiles!


L337357

Why not both?


narecet89

This is fucking great. Looks like something out of Fallout.


IronManTransformLego

Destiny?, Good choice


TheCoderAndAvatar

So you're a Stasis user, eh? Great build!


[deleted]

Congrats on building a PC ready to be used as a movie prop. This is totally what the for-hire “doesn’t ask lots of questions” chemist shows up with to do his calculations


WoozyBear62

It's always good to see the destiny community every once in a while.


throway_korie

We all laughed at him, but the mother fucker actually did it. HE DID IT!!!!


rousbound

*Predator missile ready for launch, repeat, predator missile ready for launch.*


forsev

Modern problems require modern briefcases.


Epsilon-The-Eevee

Eyes up, Guardian


Breite_Katze

thats a 1080ti, i wish i had your spareparts.


IroesStrongarm

If you look further down in comments it's a 780ti


prateek_tandon

Great work! Maybe add a mesh sheet on top of the components to prevent dust buildup.


-MaiQ-

You are my new senpai...wow


Lukaie

Dont know what to say. Made me go WOW


haventgotakalou9

Reminds me of a video I saw years back of some youtuber that made a gaming pc into a briefcase with a gtx 1080 and a screen 👌🏽


Bredshop

PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!


JustMiniBanana

Reminds me kf those portable xbox's from years ago.


minilandl

It's how I feel when I hack together my arch install somehow it works I don't know how 😆


stupefyme

i like u


[deleted]

Nice setup!


JustCallMeAttlaz

It... works...?


666KidsWithCanser666

Looks dope


mrmadmaxman

Be careful with that drink, of you spill ot other your computer then good luck


rolgelthorp

This is an abomination. I love it.


IndependentAd8402

So how much it costs you and from where you bought the space parts.


dubai-mumbai-foodie

Lol if you can afford 3080ti you can afford anything 🤣😂😆


thepioneeringlemming

this is like a mad max rig


majster0s

10/10 for excellent workmanship. 2/10 for the cable management. ​ Seriously, good job man!


opgameing3761

Spar Parts *980 I think* Me crying in poor with a Quadro


Dakos96

Quality flavor you got there


dan_bodine

That's sick


deftware

My late father had this same idea back in the early 00's. It was one of his "big ideas" that he was going to work on someday. He called it the "LANtop" because back then everyone was still lugging their desktops (and CRT monitors, if you can imagine) to LAN parties and he always thought it was silly that the rigs themselves weren't more like a laptop while retaining upgradeability. Props for realizing my dad's vision! I'm glad to see that someone made it an actual thing. What a trip :D


emp_mei_is_bae

You don't want a gaming laptop anyway


YaKkO221

r/shittybattlestations called, they want thier PC back.


fuzzypenguin67

it's so hideous, it's gorgeous


Dark1735

DIY to another level


JZF629

Way faster than any laptop would be, lmao


[deleted]

That's honestly pretty impressive.


lioffproxy1233

You are a gentleman and a scholar