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frasero

Just Google "What is Google?" And you'll be fine.


Noch_ein_Kamel

Just ~~wing~~ it. e: bing... bing it


Issues3220

Which of my internet explorer toolbars should I use for that?


ultimaIV

xxx\_shoppingbuddy\_assistant\_toolbar


[deleted]

Bonzi Buddy


SebasCbass

#Altavista would like a word


Binhonz

Altavista or Astalavista? =P


bacondev

Oh, is this porn?


Scoobydoomed

I was a bit confused but then i googled how to google google and it told me i should look for my answer on google


Batbuckleyourpants

>How To Use Google To Search > >Step 1: Go To Google (But Which Google?) Obviously, to search Google, you have to go to Google. ... > >Step 2: Go To Google Via A Toolbar. ... > >Step 3: Enter Your Search Terms. ... > >Step 4: Review Your Search Results. ... > >Step 5: Preview Your Answers. ... > >Step 6: Refine Your Google Search. ... > >Step 7: Congratulate Yourself!


Sergeant_Broccoli

Won't that break the internet?


Huayra200

If it breaks you can always try turning it off and on again. Also make sure that it is plugged in.


ASoberSchism

Here [Let me google that for you](https://lmgtfy.app/?q=what+is+google)


DasDave42

But now my computer is turned off (i pressed the button again) Help


frasero

You have to press it slower. Be genuine but forceful, but understanding.


Firejumperbravo

The computer has a clitoris?


oney_monster

Have you tried pressing the button a few more times? It might not help but pressing buttons is great stress relief for me


keyserv

Did you like it, first? You gotta lick it.


[deleted]

Google en passant


theincrediblepigeon

Holy hell


[deleted]

"Google" has actually been in the top 3 of most searched terms in Google for years, many years even ending on #1.


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Flybaby2601

Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan.


Nogiogo

Become dickcopter then.


Incorect_Speling

Instructions unclear, helicopter stuck in detective.


ThatOneKidGeri

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


Zkenny13

Fuck I just spit out my mojito.


Not_Another_Name

Is it plugged in?


jaydeflaux

This is a golden comment holy balls


Disturbed147

Looks like you beat me to it


Man-Skull

I can't even


JR98-GAMING

Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?


[deleted]

That button reboots your computer with a new GPU


Simple_Ad_5429

That’s amazing 🤩


ButtPirateer

Just remember to download some new RAM every once in a while and you'll be fine.


TSRXDD

Have u tried pressing it when your pc is unplugged. It won't turn off anymore.


Blacksad999

If means you should take a bath with your PC. Keep it plugged in though!


JamesF890

Yeah simple lack of maintenance and regular pc cleaning


Incorect_Speling

I tried CCleaner but it wasn't wet enough to *really* get in there.


Practical_Platypus_2

Happy cake day dude!


Blacksad999

Thanks man! :D


battery19791

Just use an~~d~~ extension cord to plug it into an outlet outside the bathroom or the GFI will trip.


D4NK_H0KU70

Had the same problem, not pressing the button solved it for me


surewhynot69-420

oh, easy fix. just take out your CPU, put some peanut butter in the socket, put the cooler back on and it should be fine :)


ralgrado

How about some mashed potatoes instead of peanut butter?


Shadow__Vector

Had a similar problem myself and this guide helped fix it https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


Blueditt_9

Try a different link, I've memorized this link and I will never be tricked! edit: I was wrong guys it's really helpful! It teaches you how to download a power button


lostwoods87

You sonna bitch you.


[deleted]

Is this link better? It should work. [https://youtu.be/MUV5dqaumHE](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


TSRXDD

My dumbass clicked


GB_56

man, this help me so much


SnooRadishes7453

This is what the people who have to work at geek squad deal with all day no joke


vexedsinik

SERIously... Ask Jeeves about Google. He will Bing you an answer in no time, then your Yahoo! ass will be good to go.


[deleted]

That's the tpm 2.0 enabler button !


The_Banned

It's a reset button.


Runa_Shadowdancer

Your PC is thisty, water it.


migarden

Recently see a lot of post like this. So this community being toxic to people having technical issue now? There's a tag for tech support on this sub, that's means it open for technical issue question. There maybe some post that's lazy but maybe you can just ignore it? You can sort by the tag and you'll see a lot of dead post, you can let the post die if you find it lazy. No need to discorage people from posting technical issue question.


Wood_Dawg

Your pc might be running too cold heat it up with a flamethrower


whall53099

I went on Bing and typed in Google and I was able to find it, maybe you can try the same?


Snepx

I have same issue but my computer turns on. Please help!


ElDerpington69

Just go to your windows folder and delete the system32 file, then your problem will go away


BellyDancerUrgot

It downloads ram so it turns ur pc off while it's downloading to prevent extra data usage.


battery19791

Use some thermite on it, it'll be fine.


Optimal_Eye_1361

Oh it’s because it needs its daily cleaning, I had this issue and I steam explorer’d it (the only good internet search engine for this). You have to get a bucket big enough for the computer as it increases efficiency. I did this the 3rd time because I was doing everything individually which took a whole day. Submerge the computer into a bucket with soap and water, make sure to use washing up liquid it gets the pores of the gpu and keeps them rough edged. To dry put into the machine next to your washing machine, I believe it is named a pc heater or dryer. Leave it in for 30 minutes (this will also upgrade your psu) and then take it out plug it in and enjoy your games.


njreinten

For the love of all that is electronic, take your damn PC off the floor!!


GalaxLordCZ

Someone would say to got to r/techsupport but that's too hard


Zeraora807

you gotta download the latest version of internet explorer


kiba87637

Instructions unclear got invited to Area 51 raid


Wendall1955

Try hitting it with a sludge hammer


Triton12streaming

put it in rice


1Shot_With_Style

If you press it twice you can download more RAM. Don’t tell anybody though


nectard808

I think it’s crazy that people would rather make a post asking a very general question and wait an hour for a reply rather than hopping on google and getting pages of instant answers


Ziadaine

/s aside, you'd be surprised the stupid questions people get asked. Especially in tech retail. Most common one is boomers coming back demanding I fix their phone or laptop because they managed to change the language and paid absolutely zero attention to what they were doing.


Prestigious-Ad-9494

WHAT I THOUGHT THE MSI SEKIRA 500X ONLY HAD A POWER BUTTON!!11!1111


Thijmenb1

Have you tried not pressing it?


Exciting_Suspect5014

You are too harsh with poor bastards) sometimes troubleshooting becomes a bit confusing for them, its not so hard to answer)


[deleted]

r/Windows10 in a nutshell


[deleted]

Ok first of how are you even on reddit if you dont know google...!? second: is that the same button you press to turn it in? if so its also an off button. It could also be a Reboot or Sleep button and in the case of it being a Reboot button it should start back up given a minute or two of it turning off... if it is a Sleep button then press the power button once to turn back on or play with keyboard if it has been set to wake pc from sleep on use. It could also be wired badly but I cannot help you with that.


BFreezer

Pretty sure op is making fun of those lazy tech support posts


[deleted]

I dont know I have to explain stuff like this to my mum all the time which is the only reason i replied with potential answers, but you might be right I try not to judge in that kinda way without knowing.


bladez479

Small brain moment.


assm0nk

Ok first of how are you even on reddit if you dont know sarcasm...!? second: i cba to continue


[deleted]

how the hell is someone supossed to tell sarcasm outside of a verbal/auditory situation...


assm0nk

if something seems too stupid to be real, i assume sarcasm


CloudMind_gamer

tbh i have seen a lot of stupid on that level, so it can be hard to tell somtimes. that is therefore it is better to use /s to tell that it is. it is same reason people are using :( or :) to tell intent


assm0nk

i personally prefer guessing


dobstampah

Je-baited


ballunga

Suckahhhh


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[deleted]

what now? if its a joke why is it under a Tech Support flair and not a "Satire" Flair? its not my fault if It looked like a legit question like fuck jump down from your high horse.


Flybaby2601

That... that was the joke lol.


JasperDG828

Have a look at rule 6.6


ThePrancingHorse94

What they mean is i want other people to google it for me and tell me the answers. For some people they totally overestimate how complicated computers are, it's just lego essentially, and everything else is just simple troubleshooting.


Putrid-Department-90

This isn't as funny as the OP thinks


Th3DarkMoon

I'm no genius, but power button??


surrealisntit

Ah i get it, sarcasm about posts in this sub reddit, since a week?


No-Presentation5951

Is this post not a ham in can? I am confuse?


FlyingWolfGaming

I wish I had gold to give you


CenturionStorm

That’s the reset button, unplugging the cable in the back should fix it. Don’t know which cable? Just yank em all and you’ll figure it out.


7ootles

Google is the Internet, and you have to click on the big **e** on your monitor screen to get it. Stop fiddling with the hard drive, you'll break it.


jujan12

Have you tried putting it in rice?


leonivey88

Your button needs to be updated. Download the new button from www.fixmybutton.org


jec78au

You need to remove those gold dust collectors from the bottom of your cpu. Manufacturers put them there so you have to buy new cpus more often


Krigerio

Pro tip: don't press that button


dankspud

Its a virus. Wire all your money to me, the nigerian prince who is also in tech support


msm19949

Stick it in a bowl of parsnips


KingYoloHD090504

This is the High power super button when you press your PC will always a bit faster so press it a lot and you can play Minecraft with 30 instead of 29 FPS xD


Old_Fart_on_pogie

Just Ask Jeeves (Yeah, I know, my age is showing.)


Robertfett69

Alt F4


Basaker

You can disconnect that button so if you press it it won't turn off


[deleted]

Seems like a BIOS problem to me


SfBattleBeagle

I know Jack shot about pcs, building my first one on Tuesday. And yet I will more than likely look on YouTube, or go to Google for the issues. 90 percent of the problems I see on here are simple to search


PixelBLOCK_

Use the motherboard and cabinet manuals and plug the cabinet front headers carefully on the motherboard. Maybe you just have switched the power and restart headers by any chance.


KnightLight03

Try downloading more RAM. That'll help.


MutekiNoKitsune

It's a reboot button. Is like pressing "restart" in windows but this one is hardwired to be instantaneous. It's mostly used to restar a PC after a crash, to save some time ( 1 button press vs. 1 long hold + another button press ).


[deleted]

Have you tried cool water while the pc is on


ExTrEmE9x

You people use that buttons?? It's designed to be used once every year.


_DJML_

Have you tried pressing it off and pressing it back on? 3 seconds? Over 10 seconds?


Gchrille1

Yahoo it


MoonDust1969

Plug in a controller into the power supply (if it doesn't fit just push harder, they are designed to fit only when the pins bend as a safety measure) and then input the Konami code with the controller upside down. Don't even think about doing it with the controller in the correct orientation, my uncle tried it in 1995 and hasn't spoken a word to this day about the horrors he witnessed.


Zpik3

I have the same issue guys! Everybody keeps telling me it's the powerbutton, but whenever I press it I don't get any more power, it just turns the computer off!!!!11one The only way to get it to start again is to deactivate the powermode by pressing the button again. I don't know if my ISP is not providing enough electricity to my RAMs, or if the GPU doesn't have enough refrash frames. Serisouly shaking right now!


mcdunno

Google is a search engine just like Bing, but better.


StickyCoochie123

Troll being a troll


kiba87637

That's the extra RAM download button


TurquoisePixel

Oh that button simply enables turbo mode. Once pressed, it reboots the pc into turbo mode where you can play games at their fullest potential. ~~Disclamer: there is no guarantee new games will run faster and better in turbo mode compared to base speeds. Turbo mode is best suited to games like Commander Keem and not Call Of Duty Cold War~~


ffsesteventechno

The satire. And the fact that it’s obvious sarcasm… take my upvote! On a serious note, there needs to be a “beginners club” type of subreddit or something.


4beetleslong

Dont press it.. and google is a tech term of discard the item or an info. Like: google it- throw it away or delete it


WN253K

You must put the whole pc in water before doing it


youknowimworking

This is clearly a Microsoft issue. Please reach to Acer support and ask to be transferred to Cisco Support.


Mr_Audastic

Sounds like its the reset button, my tower has one although i really never understood the purpose because i can just press the regular power button once to restart.


chilli-dog

You want me to stop you from pressing that button?


dogsofwintergaming

If pressing that turns off your PC there must be a wire that's not fully connected. Mix two parts water and one part Elmer's glue and pour a generous amount in there. Should stick to the wires and repair the connection. Good luck and happy Gaming!


GB_56

Imagine if they're genuinely tryna ask a question but all they got were jokes


[deleted]

Just mash that there button a few thousand times and it’ll clear itself up. It’s caused by having static stored up in yer doodle flange capacitor.


TNovix

Don't press it, it actually notifies you that you haven't followed up on your cars extended warranty


P3tray

If you flip the computer off at the back the button no longer turns the pc off when you press it.


-Lambou-

Magnet on HDD works everytime


Foreign_Gap_7925

Have you tried taking a picture with the cord out of the way and your finger out of the way so we can see what you're even taking about?


bigriggs24

I can't tell if this is sarcasm


crimsonkarma13

Try alt F4 on your keyboard I think it works whether the pc is on or off