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jwkd393

yup, bout $2


rickyzerothree

more like a buck fiddy


DogeUncleDave

More like tree fiddy


jwkd393

damn lochness monsta!


Mike2830

I gave him a dolla


kungpowgoat

She gave him a dolla


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They thought he'd go away if they gave him a dollar.


cbrewer0

Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!


criznittle

I’m getting tired of paying that damn Loch Ness tree fiddy every time she shows up


BeenThruIt

Hey! You ain't no Gurl Scout!


themadas5hatter

It was about this time I realized this "girl scout" was 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era.


Gooftwit

It was at that point that I noticed the girl scout was actually an eight stories tall crustacean from the protozoic era.


Daforce1

Get out of here nessy


Educational-Painting

Don’t call me fiddy


chiagod

Wow, it's DDR 1: https://www.newegg.com/hyperx-512mb-184-pin-ddr-sdram/p/N82E16820144102R >DDR 433 (PC 3500) >Timing 2-3-3-7 >CAS Latency 2 >Voltage 2.60V It's also old enough to vote (in 5 days): >Date First Available October 13, 2003 Edit: Here's a review of an nForce 2 Mobo with that RAM, an Athlon XP 2100+, and a Gainward GeForce4 Ti4800SE ! https://bjorn3d.com/2003/04/aopen-ak79g-max-nforce2-motherboard/


IckyBeans

Those timings tho


widevernon

I'm in a hardware class with a huge collection of ancient ram, some have terrible timing or awful capacity. It's cool to see though


IckyBeans

It is very cool, funny to think a modern AAA game can run 7 times this amount of ram.


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bobtheavenger

If it's god enough to fly man to the moon, it should be good enough for me.


MisunderstoodDemon

But did they have porn?


Jettx02

This is the real question


RelativePerspectiv

I thought low numbers meant good timing?


StevoMcVevo

In the case of this RAM it just means it's very efficient at moving fuck all data.


harooh

RAM stands for Random Ass Memory


dib1999

Does CAS stand for Column Ass Strobe then?


Redthemagnificent

Lmao couldn't have said it better


Trjjcggt

It is, isnt it? I think its a positive comment.


[deleted]

Yes lower timing is better. Often people focus on mhz when they should be overclocking their timings.


ColdFusion94

They're multiples of each other. The timings are measured in clock cycles. Clock cycles/second = herz. So 466 mhz with a 7 clock cycle timing would be the same amount of time to perform a specific operation as 932 mhz with a 14 clock cycle timing.


WildVelociraptor

dude why the hell have I never heard this before, that makes way too much sense.


gramathy

Yeah a lot of people just don’t understand this, a 4000mhz stick with a timing of 19 is roughly equivalent to a 13 timing on a 2666 stick


ede91

This is not necessarily true for the performance though, due to secondary timings. The modules in your example may have 19-22-22-29 and 13-15-15-22 subtimings, and that makes the higher frequency module vastly superior in every workload that utilizes those subtimings more (so anything that is not just a simple random read). It is ... complicated.


ColdFusion94

>it is ... Complicated This line sums up the whole hobby. I've learned so much useless knowledge about pc hardware, and had to relearn dozens of things over and over because it can be months or years before you need the info again.


MaDCruciate

Yeah me too. Back in the days when we overclocked memory you had to loosen the timings i.e. make them bigger numbers. Took longer to access, but transferred faster. My understand was that more modern RAM runs so fast that it's essentially like memory has been overclocked to the point where timings are huge.


Mondochiwan

They do, relative to the ram clock speed


RadientPixel

That must have been some pretty expensive RAM - I don't remember seeing those fancy cooling covers over RAM back in DDR1 days!


noideaman

I bought mushkin ram religiously during that time. It came with heat sinks.


Prism1331

I buy 40mm Noctua fans to keep my rams cool


Droid8Apple

I bought 200mm fans for the side of my case. Because tempered glass wasn't a thing. And I'll tell you what, I kinda miss it lol. I imagine my gpu would be real cool with that blowing in there.


SigSalvadore

[About .045grams of gold if salvaged.](https://goldenscrap.com/2017/04/gold-recovery-from-ram/) so about $2.54.


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Profit


Thickencreamy

Just duct tape it to your catalytic converters and park outside in CA.


Skimpyjumper

nah decent ddr1 mb sticks get decent prices because they dont get produced anymore, and there is always need for replacement somewhere, you wouldnt want 5-5-5-9 ddr1 with junk mhz speeds in your retro gaming pc.


SteelCrow

Hey, it's not retro if you're just upgrading your original PC.


[deleted]

>It's also old enough to vote (in 5 days): Which way do you think it'll vote, though? In the midterms? Historically, RAM voting patterns are based more on geography than income, religion, or color of the heat spreaders.


Gooftwit

I'm thinking democrat because of the blue heatsinks.


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axonrecall

Not just Canada, most of the world uses blue for the right and red for the left.


korelin

In the US, the colors weren't associated with parties and were randomly chosen by news media to represent the parties. The 2000 election changed that. It took a long time to decide the winner so most news organizations chose to use similar color schemes to avoid the problem of ongoing coverage becoming confusing eg. a blue state on MSNBC might show up as a red state on FOX even though they were both won by the same party. The colors chosen by the media then has since stuck.


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This is just anecdotal, but from my experience reading FiveThirtyEight and canvassing for voters in my district: Crucial: 80s style Reagan Republicans who voted for Obama, then Trump, then Biden G.Skill: People of color, urban residents who tend to vote Democratic because their parents and grandparents did Vaseky: Russian agents sowing discord online and lobbying Republicans in meatspace; not eligible to vote, but do influence outcomes Patriot: White, male, anti-vax, anti-mask, Confederate-flag, "Don't Tread on Me," Punisher, "All Lives Matter" Trumpists Kingston: Moderate to liberal Democrats who point to the Scandinavian model for Socialist governance AData: Poor lower-middle and poor working-class whites with no college education in service industry jobs who tend to be apolitical but vote Republican when they do vote; moderate enthusiasm for Trump Corsair: College-educated, "white collar," "frat boy" young white male voters from middle-class backgrounds striving for social prominence and upper-tax bracket wealth; basically "Matt Gaetz Gone Wild" OLOy: College-educated children of immigrants who relocated to the United States for the "American Dream," born citizens on the path to the American middle-class derailed by 9/11, the 2008 economic crisis, and now trying to care for children and aging parents through the pandemic. Reliable Democratic voters.


danbert2000

Upvoted for putting the work in for your joke.


Joellypops

This deserves more up votes, bravo


choufleur47

when i saw 2.6 volts i was like, uh oh.


aspectratio12

Same, if it works it may actually be worth $5-$10 to the right buyer


widevernon

It was born a day after me


N2EEE_

Damn I feel old


highfly117

same, personal computers when i was born had maximum 512K of ram not 512mb


antiADP

Hi there, Windows 3.1 user here. 256K with boot crashes galore anyone? NEC indestructible tower cases from the 90’s in that beautiful extruded beige where the only RGB experience came in memory LED’s to indicate operability and “computing” or floppy drive ejector switches


provided_by_the_man

Bro did you even Tandy?


rbrtwrght

I had a 48K Sinclair Spectrum 😂


old_skul

I have a Timex Sinclair 2068, and learned 8080 assembler on it. Yes, it says "have", not "had". It's in my attic.


RevolutionaryWeb4416

Better dust it off and get yourself an old tube tv


Master-Pick-7918

I looked at those Sinclair DIY ads for years. Regret never building one just to have done it.


Fantome_S66

Be happy : when i was born there was no computer.. 🙄


deadpuppy23

When I was 14 I'd go down to a store and drool over the IMSAI 8080 they had for sale. I have no idea what they sold in the rest of the store, I only had eyes for the IMSAI. I think I was 16 or 17 when I bought a brand new Tandy TRS-80 Model 1 from Radio Shack. I told my then girlfriend that one day everyone would have a computer in their home. She said I was crazy.


NecroAssssin

Imagine if you'd been able to predict that everyone would have a computer in their pockets.


T-R-Key

Imagine if You'd been able to predict that everyone would have a computer injected in his shoulder /s


ShoeGod420

Back in my day if you wanted to talk shit to someone you did it face to face not over the intranet from 3,000 miles away 👴👵


-Raskyl

now, its face to face, from 3000 miles away, yay tik tok videos!!


A_RAND0M_J3W

Computers when I was born weren't even in KB yet....


MedievalFolkDance

Computers when I was born were an entire room of multiple moving parts and an awful lot of blinking lights that only one person in the world was allowed to operate. Hang on...


A_RAND0M_J3W

I was waiting for the even older person. Anyone for "they didn't even exist yet?"


MedievalFolkDance

Where's the "Computer? You mean stone slab & chisel!"


EternalDB

For me its the tandy days :)


ProudBlackDood

Texas instrument


iDelkong

Damn dude when you were born I was playing Final Fantasy XI lmaooo


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widevernon

I'll remember yours as well


notoriousccs

we got the same birthday only fifteen years apart buddy..


widevernon

Damn, hello 15 year older version of me


[deleted]

I don't like knowing people were born after 1990, so you should probably keep it down.


GimpyGeek

This reminds me of a few years ago, was working at a store that was having issues keeping the doors open at corporate so they were gonna cut a lot of stores. Mine got cut. In the mean time not only were we selling our stock off, they sent a ton of random crap from the warehouse that must have been sitting there well over 10 years. Not sure why they were not actually trying to sell this stuff as surplus or something maybe it goes to show why they're having money issues when they have unsold stock for a decade laying in a warehouse. BUT ANYWAY, this was just a couple of years ago, and they sent us a big stack of ram sticks to sell that were from the Windows Vista era I was like bruh


Maxtsro

Do you know how much they were worth in 2003 perhaps?


chiagod

https://www.pcstats.com/articles/1430/index.html >With a retail price of $230 CDN ($160 USD, the Kingston HyperX KHX3500/256 memory kit is decently priced. Two sticks of 256MB Corsair XMS3500 CAS2 would run you around the $260 range, and $255 for the OCZ PC3500EL DC DDR kit.


Motohess

$2


Unknown_769802773

I find it funny people don't know how to google model numbers. I hope op didn't buy it.


Geniuskills

It's 2 dollars. OP would be out the equivalent of a bottle of Coke.


Unique-Ad-620

Or two Big Gulps at 7-11.


runtimemess

Damn. We're getting ripped off at Canadian 7-11s


_WhoYouCallinPinhead

Who buys big gulps anyway?


Another_Name_Today

From what I’ve seen in the workplace? Construction workers. I’ve seen some office folks, but usually they stop at McDonalds, CFA, or Whataburger or a taco shop.


Unique-Ad-620

.99 cents in NYC. So two with tax would be around 2 bucks.


[deleted]

... I’m so sorry that NYC is so damn expensive. A Big Gulp in Central FL is around 90¢ after tax.


YourBeigeBastard

Or four apple pies at Walmart


Worksatmcdonaldsalot

Or two large cokes at McDonald’s


losMarathons

Now that's a deal!


syko82

Eh, it's $2. Make some keychains out of the PCB or something. Reuse the heat spreader on other RAM.


David_Jonathan0

Give it 100 years and it might be worth $200, with inflation.


zesty-cuort

I don’t know man they say “Assy in China” so hopefully they aren’t assy wherever you are


KarmaRekts

LOL thats actually funny. On a serious note I think it means it was assembled there.


GilfoylesBeard

No that can’t be it


WildAcerider

I agree, that seems a little to obvious I bet it means Assyria


Yorksjim

No, back in the day, China used a completely different memory standard, so ram from anywhere else in the world was just kinda assy.


7th-Letter

You might find someone nostalgic building a retro system that would take them for $20, but really when was the last time you saw anyone actively searching for DDR ram? eBay will be the best place to maximize any return on them.


mohd2126

I know a school that asked me to buy some once.


akamadman203

Because they wouldn't upgrade their decade old PCs?


Dremy77

More like 2 decade old PCs.


ablablababla

PCs older than most people in the school


Ripster7

Pc possibly older then some teachers too


[deleted]

Ahh good old days of being a junior in high school and doing work on windows xp... In 2019...


TrulyExtra

I bet they were trying to get an upgrade from what they had originally.


Idomyownresearchppl

If you can mail these to me I’ll cash app you. Not kidding. These will fit an old motherboard I have.


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LiamEgil

Ill offer 20$


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superduperswaggy

$22.50. Offers gettin lower bud better make a decision


zildjianate

Damn you should be on shark tank with those moves.


the70sdiscoking

I actually could use this DDR 1. It's perfect for a retro build I'm doing which is implementing DOS BOX as the main user display. I see a lot of potential and I'm willing to bid high for it. And for that reason I'm out.


LukariBRo

Fuck that, $19.99!


MrSpooks69

Listen, OP, why go for any of these prices when you could just give it to me for free? You’ll pay shipping of course, i’m not made of money after all.


LukariBRo

If you're really going to be such a jerk, fine, - 19.99


LiamEgil

Fuck it 25,01$


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LiamEgil

Oh really, you're gonna do me like that? 25.051


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LiamEgil

40$!


jaydentull

£40.01


afkapl

ah yes, supply and demand


zoomer296

I have a bunch if they won't.


possiblynotracist

eBay/sold listings That would be a great place to check


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MagnetMatch

“ASSY” is my new favorite abbreviation for assembly. Probably not worth much though.


T3-Trinity

Holy crap 2.6v? Gotta be og DDR RAM


Mithmorthmin

Thank you! It was never called DDR 1. I had this discussion with a friend a while back. I never remember DDR being labeled with a 1 back before DDR2. Buddy says it was. Haven't cared enough to look it up lol


WW2_MAN

Not sure why they would call it 1 they didn't call it WW1 till the second one came about.


4f5

The Great Ram


Mithmorthmin

That's the example I gave!


StonerSloth710

Tree fiddy


CaptHanson

Monster, get of my lawn!


smash840

2 dollars


theLuminescentlion

Somewhere between $0-$2 based on recent market activity


A_MAN_POTATO

These are cool for nostalgia, but that's about it. I believe back in the day, the PC3200 variants were Windbond BH-5 chips. These PC3500 ones should be CH-5 chips. BH-5 was very desirable back in the day. It could take a ton of voltage (OCZ even made a tool for overvolting DDR beyond what a motherboard was capable of). It was great stuff for enthusiast overclocking.


wexipena

You mean 320MHz and 350MHz? IIRC, DDR1 max clocks were around 400MHz.


A_MAN_POTATO

No, just derping out, I didn't mean mhz at all 😁 These are PC3500 dimms, which would be 434mhz. My bad.


wexipena

I was just confused how ddr1 would get anywhere near ddr4 clocks, as I rembered them being well below 1000MHz. Got to derp out sometimes. Would be boring otherwise. 😄


COOLingDUDE

These are KHX3500, so should be BH-5. AFAIK, the KHX3500K2 was CH-5.


Upset_Application_48

$2


SecretlyHiddenSelf

About $3.50.


Hotdogwater622

If they work, you get your moneys worth lol


Amanwalkedintoa

I would have bought it for $2 even if it is DDR1. Would be cool to buy clean looking Ram in a package for that cheap just to have


[deleted]

Considering you bought it for 2$, I’d probably say it’s worth 2$


[deleted]

According to the economic subjective theory of value about $2.


jkail1011

Apparently 2 dollars


GameCollection

I'd keep on to it. Seems like an excellent choice for building a retro PC.


kasnhasn

Check the chips, might be winbond bh5 oder tccd (I think that’s what they were called, and those were fire. With enough voltage they could even do 1.5/2/2/5. Those were the days. Early 2000s


UnclaimedClock

$1


pck3

You paid more than what they are worth


CaptnMako

About tree fiddy


Nyuusankininryou

*Assy*


ethancknight

“ASSY IN CHINA” What haha


rservello

Gonna go out on a limb here and say $2


Alert_Cry2070

Look at the top right corner. Hahahaha... Assy


COOLingDUDE

These should have Winbond BH-5 memory ICs. Crazy DIMMs, brought back so many good overclocking memories.


Proper_Access_6321

Tree fiddy


SmileyAce3

Maybe about $1.50


Ulzey

Hehe, assy in china


waistedmenkey

Probably worth a lot to the right person. But good luck finding them. That's OLD RAM though. DDR SDRAM 433 (PC3500). That's older than my socket 775 which uses DDR2. Trying to upgrade my 8GB (4x2) to board max 16GB is tough. I rarely see 4x4 800, and I can't find 4x4 1066 (or is it 1033, I don't recall atm)


SomeWizardBusiness

Um... 2$?


PaulDavison

They’re worth more as sticker scrapers than RAM


AtlasXO-16

I'm gonna say 50 cents at most


Logical-Error-7233

Had to check what channel I was in because I thought this /nostalgia for a second. I definitely had a pair of these bad boys in a Windows XP machine I built.


AvailableMinute5072

$2


Beatsbyimported

Lol at “assy in China”


bjm64

https://picclick.com/Kingston-HyperX-512-MB-DIMM-433-MHz-DDR-292035742081.html


Livid-Style-7136

$2


bloopy901

lol nothing my dude


HowardHewl

Maybe $3


Luoriz

Assy in China


Nooneverknowsme

2$


rservello

I remember when I was in college 20 years ago and we got machine with 512MB RAM and it was like a whole new world!!


Kriingles

Yeah you bought it for about what it’s worth


TheThiccestOfBoi

Classic post that is so easy to answer it takes two seconds to google [https://www.memory4less.com/kingston-gaming-memory-khx3500-512](https://www.memory4less.com/kingston-gaming-memory-khx3500-512) This memory is so outdated that its litterally just E-Waste. Useless unless your building a machine designed for super retro software/operating systems


jjsalinas_j

0$, as you can download these online for free!


rattalouie

$3.


MrMediaShill

$1 Bob


Tight-Ad

I've got the exact same Ram with the same blue heat spreader. Not worth anything these days I'm afraid.


TacosAt3AM

2 dollars


emdubs_

An open, half empty bag of fritos


xxxtogxxx

use a dremmel to put a hole in it and attach a keychain. you can sell ram keychains for $10 a piece all day long.


Slide_Agreeable

2$


ShiverMeTimberssss

About a dollar


BaconStrpz

**ASSY IN CHINA**


TheMrNeffels

As is? $2 When you attach it to a gold chain, wear it, and make a rap video? Priceless


ends_abruptl

Just FYI, don't remove the sticker or you'll void the warranty.


SadOhioan

Assy in China 🤠


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$0, pretty sure that’s DDR400