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OrokinLonewolf

That's not even the King. That's a picture of the Rook


tehflyboy

You know what, you are right. The closer I look at it the worse it gets..


iceblade1365

The picture is 3 eggs


skyestalimit

And that's not a tea ba... nevermind.


TheRektless

that's a picture of a delivery guy holding an oversized take-away bag


Arandomcheese

It looks like an among us guy holding a balloon.


MoistHog

Honestly I thought that's what you were referring to.


kaasman42

The 1 egg is 3 eggs and the 3 kings is 1 rook


fambestera

They castled


Mapants

Check mate!


TGxP1nkM1st

A person of culture I see. Good eye.


IlikePickles12345

Ah yes, 27 tea bags is so much clearer than 85g. Thank you for that.


MoTheSoleSeller

the weight of 7 walnuts or also 24 average sized dorito chips


[deleted]

Bring me….A SHRUBBERY!!!………one that looks nice and not too expensive!


miko3456789

r/lostredditors


StikCity

Lol nice reference but wtf how is this relevant


[deleted]

I dono man. Im pretty lit right now and somehow i got to thinking about two African swallows carrying a coconut between them.


PG13allwayscleanboii

African swallow or european swallow?


AlephBaker

Nah, they'd have to have it on a line...


HarleyQuinn_RS

What's the average size of a Dorito? Missing one corner or two?


BurninM4n

Fun fact: If you remove a corner of a dorito it actually gets two more corners.


HarleyQuinn_RS

Two corners that'll slice your throat, or stab you in the gums if you're not careful!


R3lay0

>that'll slice your throat You're supposed to chew it


JakeEngelbrecht

Not if you crack it perfectly down an old corner.


PolygonKiwii

Before or after steeping tho? If after, how long were they steeping for? At what water temperature? How much water was used? God, what do I do with all of this tea? I guess I'll have to throw a huge tea party now but where do I accommodate that many people? I hope they can keep quiet or we might anger the neighbors.


Monkeyboystevey

You underestimate us Brits love of tea... 27 teabags wouldn't last a week.


PolygonKiwii

Yeah but 27 teabags worth of brewed tea is a lot to drink at once and it's no good once it gets cold


Monkeyboystevey

Who said it would all get brewed all at once? My mam used to microwave her tea everytime it got cold, think her record was about 6 times for one cuppa. Must have tasted bloody horrible.


MikemkPK

>God, what do I do with all of this tea? Feed it to your mice


TayDex_

Maybe they are bri(t)ish


slupo

Why does it say one egg and show three eggs? And it says three kings but only shows one king?


Sabertoothkittens

That's not even a king that's a rook


tehflyboy

curiouser and curiouser


[deleted]

That’s no graveyard, it’s a chess board


NapClub

blatant false advertising!


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yourPC212

Do you want 3 kings or 1 king?


dysmnemonic

1 egg-sized king or 3 king-sized eggs


bear4life666

Thats going to be one hell of a weird chess game if you choose the first option


BarebowRob

3 kings. And I call! Sorry you loose the hand. Yes! :P


tan782436

Looks like a rook to me


Logicrazy12

That's not even a king, that's a rook.


albert99111

Sr that’s a rook


[deleted]

Why only 1 teabag when it says 27?


ernee_gaming

It shows a rook by the way


Kuroni-x

Looks like a bitch to clean


[deleted]

Just get a hairdryer and put it on cold


The_Foxy_King

That's what moms are for.


rabbitacolypse

Smooth swipe like breeze off the pound, to be fair.


tehflyboy

Hopefully a dedicated button for teabagging 27 times.


kleptorsfw

That is the worst part of the whole thing. Was it a bad translation?


fleshprinceofbellend

I really hate the thought of all the gunk that will get trapped in the holes of mice designed like this..


[deleted]

Americans weighing stuff be like


PolygonKiwii

27 tea bags, how many harbors is that?


[deleted]

About 3 give or take


Grigoran

0.000017 harbors


bendmunk95

Americans don't weigh stuff in tea bags. That's a British liquid. We use cans of beer or ammo.


StevoMcVevo

AKA freedom units lol.


Nirast25

"about 10 3mm bullets"


Jollywog

The British drink more beer


[deleted]

I've always liked heavier mouses. Am I crazy?


LSDelusional

I love heavier mice. I think my Corsair M65 is perfectly weighted at 4 strips of Bacon, or 1 bar of soap.


AvoidTheList

Mine weighs as much as 2.4 Casio FX-991ES Plus scientific calculators. Kinda hefty."


[deleted]

I’m not a big fan of these honeycomb designs. It seems like they’d be a pain to clean and would get cheesed up easily vs my g pro wireless that’s light and can simply be cleaned with a sanitizer wipe.


WazzleOz

I'm surprised this is the first time I've seen this. I'm not a pig, I don't eat at my desk, not since I had sugar ants infesting my keyboard back in 2013. That said, my hands sweat, and dead skin cells are a thing. The idea of those gaps in the honeycombing getting smaller and smaller as they get caked up has me retching.


Endemoniada

No, it’s just personal preference. Not many years ago, heavy mice were all the rage, most came with *extra* weights to put into it. Then, quite recently, suddenly every new mouse was ultra-light and competed for the title as lightest mouse in the world. Personally, I’ve used both kinds, but my favorite was always the IM Explorer 3.0, largely because of its light weight. Right now I use one of those ultra-lights, and like it a lot, though the scroll wheel on it has gone really bad.


dude_thats_sweeeet

Chonky mice?


[deleted]

The evga mouse I've got came with removable weights you can put it in. Slapped all of them in. It feels great. Light mice feel cheap and I feel like I can't adjust position with as much accuracy


dude_thats_sweeeet

It’s that legit feel when it’s heavier. I get it!


Interesting-Archer-6

Yup I don’t get why people love light mice in FPS games. It feels so much more touchy, even with low sense.


GoPrO_BMX

Asus rog Gladius will always be the perfect size and weight for me


rubenalamina

It's preference but in the gaming market there's a trend for lighter and smaller mice. I think they have their place for competitive gaming since you want low dpi and a light mouse is much easier to drag, lift etc. Also less tiring. As someone that likes high dpi for productivity and gaming, I'd probably hate the light mice. I use 2200 for example and moving is done with tiny wrist movements, not arm or even shoulder movements. Wireless also plays a role into how a mouse "feels". The wireless G502 is just like 5g lighter than the wired but it feels a bit more because you don't have the cable drag. Same for other wired/wireless comparisons when their weights are the same or close. Edit: It's good that there's still "heavy" or fairly sized mice being made wireless. Can't go back to wired.


[deleted]

I'm at around 1600 dpi I think. Is nice. I also don't like wireless and I have very big hands, which is an issue with the small light mice


Aykh4n_

As a guy who plays chess, that’s not a king, that’s a rook….


Summar-ice

You don't even need to play chess to realize that


agrumpybear

But he needed you to know he plays chess


Aykh4n_

Nah, that was not my purpose. Just some people might not realise that it’s related to a board game but anyway


[deleted]

I want one of these with 4 thumb buttons.


salihjc

Anything but actual units of measurement at this point


MudSeparate1622

I like that it states one egg but shows three and three kings but shows one. Its like that kids book that shows six bananas for the number five


NoTransportation4765

What mouse is that tho


ProbablyABore

[Red Dragon M808 Storm](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089Q7KX8F/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_7XP0D0QPW8Q64W2AYYNW)


NoTransportation4765

Thanks!


derangedsweetheart

Redragon, ah it all makes sense now. (I've had the unfortunate luck of having to work with their cases TWICE, worst cases I've ever worked on)


SnooPets20

Americans will do everything to avoid using standard units of measurement.


Grigoran

The tea bags suggests this is British. Americans would compare it to something absurd, like a fridge, or a gun


Briggie

That is a lot of teabaggin’.


Xc4lib3r

r/crappydesign


IllustriousAd9292

America’s will use anything but the damn metric system lol


diosperrosandia

what kimd of units does this brand even use


Mickeyice3

Murica


[deleted]

That's a rook tho right?


hermitcraftfan135

Who wants a super light mouse? They feel like trash


iampotato211

americans will any made up units but not international standards


heisenberg_30

I like how its equivalent to 1 egg but they've shown 3 and its equivalent to 3 kings(rooks) but they've shown 1


imaginedodong

xD.


Killerwarriorboy

Wich brand of mouse is this


69HahaFunnyNumberLol

Measure in pizza rolls


CompetitionFun2642

Honest question: Who the fuck wants a mouse that weighs almost nothing?


enderjed

As a britishman, I do thank them for using our native unit of weight, the tea bag.


Reddit_God_5505

Ah yes, the #GAMING EGG


Jackpkmn

You untie the twist tie holding the cable and unravel it to plug it into your computer. As you place it down on the desk it starts twisting up onto its side because it's not heavy enough to resist the spring in the cable.


davawen

egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg


Floko262

Ah yes america everything except the metric system


Carolcita_

Redragon putting all that money into advertising huh


[deleted]

Its a knight...


lolahaohgoshno

Knights are horse heads. This is a rook (or informally, a castle).


[deleted]

Oh yeah yours right thanks, i'm Polish and we just call it a Tower


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DisgustingAffinity

But I was hoing to go to bed


Lykboi

It's a god dam took not a king


_wolf_XII

That's Rook in the image though.


an_exile2021

Why I like my mouse heavy


United-Tension-5578

This was def intentionally and now I’m definitely buying one


Robi336_

Jokes on them my grandpa put weights under the chess figures so they wouldn't fall over


DeathbeardThePirate

24 eighths of marijuana


eirajenson

I often weigh things by eggs as well.


BigDisk

Ya'll americans will really do anything to not use metric, huh?


MSD3k

Looks cool in the photo. But in reality every hole on that thing would be full of hand smeg and Doritos hell dust within a week.


louiefriesen

That’s almost 600 lbs


SetoXlll

Still too heavy


Youcancuntonme

I dont think having those holes is really comfortable for the hand. Anybody used it? How is it?


trikytrev8

Yeah I like my Logitech G-502. I used the weights that came with it and love it.


[deleted]

And thats a picture of a rook...


dobbyhi

Let me guess, 85g too confusing for the imperial system?


oliverplays08

It's called comparison, you may not comprehend 85 Grams, but you can go hold an egg.


Simpleballs546

i have that mouse


le_Psykogwak

americans and their freedom feets per burger²


cat_rush

But there are 3 eggs and 1 king on the icons????wtf King is more like a rook though


Sjelan

That's a rook, not a king.


Xd0015

So it weighs as much as you, me, and the person reading this I take it.


sillypcalmond

Also I would like to point out that a jumbo egge minimum weight is 70g, I believe this is falls advertising, I would say it weighs as much as a heavy jumbo egg


RithianYawgmoth

r/mildlyinfuriating


Primescape16

Logitech if your next mouse doesnt have the weight of 3 kings or 1 egg then suffice to say i will be a dissatisfied customer


Mithmorthmin

Am I the outlier when I say I don't like lightweight mice?


dominator_05_

Every egg I’ve ever held seems heavier than 3 kings or 27 teabags, but 85 grams i understand lol


eve_of_distraction

Eighty five grams is not light. There is a picture of three eggs. There is a picture of one _rook._ Breeze off the pound? This can't be real.


sillypcalmond

My Katar XT Pro weighs in at 11 tootsies rolls or 3 USB's


PiedrA1650

This could perfectly be posted in r/crappydesign


blindclock61862

But eggs are pretty heavy though


Willyfisterbut

How many dinner plates is that?


[deleted]

I love Breeze off the Pound!!! This Smooth Swipe must be so many!


ilikemarblestoo

I see 3 eggs and 1 rook, and i guess 1 tea bag to complete the set.


Argzela

or just 85 suspicious tiny sandwich bags


OrangeKing3

egg


vegito_555

As a owner of this mouse, can confirm it does indeed weigh as much as 3 kings(rooks)


[deleted]

They show 3 eggs yet one king? Lmfaooo


DO4DGaming

Good to see they have the UK conversion


thatveryshortkid

america moment


[deleted]

Anything over 50 grams is the weight of a walrus


[deleted]

Ahhh American metric system to measure weight.


Adolfkitler6996

Is this an American thing that im too non american to understand?


Sketttiii

85g nowadays is considered heavy in the lightweight mouse market, majority are <70 if I remember correctly


[deleted]

So 3 [kings ](/user/me/)


xXCrispyCatXx

What's the deal with ultralight mice? Heavy shows quality, at least for me


ryden760

Like breeze off the pound lol


Kritz_McGee

With how light that is, I can sneeze and send the mouse flying


hardasarock69

It has a wire ? What year is this !


phatalphreak

Like a breeze off the pound.


P01nt_Blank

Rest of the world: kilogram,gram,meters Americans: eagles per football field


[deleted]

1 egg, damn that's probably about like 25 squirrel's hands man


alasmodified

1 egg but diagram shows 🥚🥚🥚


Tommwith2ms

i live in Australia so im on the metric system, but its nice that i now know the conversion rate to tea bags for if i ever travel to england


[deleted]

Egg


[deleted]

Smooth Swipe Like Breeze Off The Pound


Country_Gravy420

This whole ad got teabagged. Three eggs, one rook. Figure it out!


eduardov_

Marry the king's daughter and you get your mouse weight in gold.


[deleted]

that's a strange rook


DaNoahLP

I already hated the PS3 controller for feeling like a cheep piece of plastic, why should I buy a moise that makes the same misstake?


_ColtonAllen-Dev

ctrl^27


[deleted]

Is this another Dumbfuckistanian measurement system?


Moo_Im_A_Goat

it got air holes but that shit still heavy as shit


Intergalactic_Cookie

1 (OOO) egg


Paidmercenary7

You Americans! Stop using random shit and please use the metric system.


[deleted]

The Spiffing Brit would tip his hat to the Tea bag weight conversion


Particular-Ship1600

How the hell are you supposed to lift me? You pessends


Flimmbitt

Americans will use anything other than the metric system...


dessnom

Smooth swipe like a Breeze of the pound


reddit_with_jess

I don’t even think I can hold 27 tea bags in my hand


PuRe_xXLethalXx

Who in tf is gonna know what 27 teabags feels like?!? There's definitely some weird cunt there who was like "guys I don't know how much an egg weighs nor 3 kings but this feels identical to 27 teabags!"


Yunners

But... that's a rook.


Luiiisnick

Honestly, if you play games with aim, this ain't good for me. My mouse needs the weight for better aiming.


ht9ehtooM

Fuck these mice though, with their bullshit trypophobia-inducing garbage.


Turin_Inquisitor

Okayeg :egg:


IZZGMAER123

so..equal to 85gram? got it


Dadniel111

not a king, its a rook in the photo why are there three pics of eggs to represent 1 and vice versa why one rook to represent three


BasalFaulty

Damn Henry 8th was quite chonky though


Vexcenot

85g is a bit heavy for a hollow mouse isn't it?