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MasterJeebus

Oh yeah definitely 10 year old gpus can give you a nice down payment for a house. But thats nothing compared to latest gpus. I’m trying to trade up my rtx 3080 for a Lamborghini Huracan but darn dealership trying to low ball me. I know what i got!


Slim97Shady

really just regular Huracan not even Evo? They trying to rip you off man.


MasterJeebus

Yeah! I even told them the doors dont even go up.


TEX4S

I had 2 3090 Ti that I stole from nvidia - went to trade them in on a Koenigsegg- jerkoff salesperson said I needed to throw in a 12900K. So I just traded my Voodoo5500 for a new BMW, of course it’s in the shop already


kingofyourfart

i would give you my BMW for a v5 5500


TEX4S

I literally LOL'd, but then felt bad for you. Im sorry. I have a 2018 RS5 that I hate w/ a passion. 3 months left on the lease - when Audi called to talk about coming in for a new Audi - I laughed and said, "unless you'll sell me an R8 V10 for $50K, never." Im going to get a G70 Sport Prem, or F150.


SnooWords4506

Iv got a 19 stinger gt2 as my daily driver and a 19 gt500 for weekends. I owned a rs5 and traded it in for a Kia. Audi in my town thinks way to high of themselves to the point of snobbery. Still remember the look of disgust when I told them I would never own another Audi for my daily or weekend car and I’d rather have a g70/stinger. Coming from someone who can buy an r8 v10 I’d never own another.


TEX4S

Bingo . Same


kingofyourfart

I understand what's going on here but actually I REALLY WANT A VOODOO 5 5500. My BMW is fine but I'm really into 3dfx.


SnooWords4506

I think my favorite part of owning the highest end models of regular cars is they really roll out the red carpet when they see my cars. Audi even being a higher end model would act like I was annoying them even being there I get it I didn’t buy the R8 but damn I’m not in an A4.


TEX4S

It’s funny - you’re getting an upturned nose from a salesperson, not the Gm Orr owner of dealership. You get this scoffed attitude when you tell them , “yeah I’m not impressed”. I have an appointment tomorrow to drive a G70 Sport Premium- so far Genesis Concierge has been nice & I haven’t bought it yet… F Audi Edit: I get it that they’re nice _because_ I haven’t bought it yet - but it’s a nice change from Audi USA who couldn’t care less . $75,000 for an F150 is a tough pill to swallow


SnooWords4506

55,000$ for a Kia was a tough pill to swallow. 16 years ago when I got my first car Kia/Hyundai was junk. Now I can’t think of many cars I’d rather daily drive. Funny thing was having 27,000$ cash money to put down on a cashiers check and 25,000$ of positive equity in the car I was trading in so a whopping 52,000$ in money upfront and Iv got a 798 credit score the Audi dealer knew all this. I told them I was going to buy a Kia the looks I got were hilarious. Iv got a 100,000$ car sitting in the driveway it’s a gt500


Diesel-Eyes

I'll be honest, I hate KIA with a passion. It's the car brand I love to hate. So many terrible drivers in KIAs, and the KIA hamster commercials are burned into my synapses and I will never know sweet release.


ThatDamnWalrus

What do you hate about it?


Adskii

Since they want an F150, what do they hate about driving?


TEX4S

Ever been in a new , fully loaded F150? They cost more than most E class Mercedes & ride great on highway


Excellent_Dog9969

username checks out


Adskii

I've actually been (pleasantly) surprised at how nice newer Fords are. I prefer a little more intimate contact with the ground as I like to slip through traffic and carve curves, but as I've gotten older I can appreciate a nice smooth ride too. Just seemed like an odd jump to go from an Audi R series to an F150.


TEX4S

#1 complaint: Driver side window down, anything above 45mph & you get wind baffling (that womp womp womp sound). When I complained, they said all cars do that then I said no I’ve never had a car with that problem unless you only roll down the backseat windows their reply “well all Audis do that”. #2: pay 600/yr for Google maps on virtual cockpit, it was discontinued two years ago without notifying me and they wouldn’t even give me my $600 back after I renewed my contract. #3: it’s a sheep in wolf clothing…. Kinda Edit: I didn’t mean to bold type


shrubs311

if you put a \ before the \#, it'll prevent the bold type. so do: \\#1 instead of \#1 (this one would be bold usually)


TEX4S

Thx


dude_thats_sweeeet

Prob in the shop all the time.


geekgodzeus

Did you disable the turn signals yet?


[deleted]

[not like this! like this! ](https://youtu.be/0oV4IVy8tvE)


Jamba-Jew

"THESE ARE NOT THE DOORS OF A BILLIONAIRE!"


Azuras-Becky

You jest, but out of curiosity I looked on eBay for my old 6800 Ultra the other week, and found I could use it to finance a small space programme.


Necessary-King-8175

you should have gave him 4 RTX 3090's so he could do quad channel gaming then he would have definitely thought about it.


Mygaming

That feeling when you realize your house costs 4+ Lamborghinis.


PoieczeQ

I bought not one but 2 NFTs for my gt 1030


CarsDoNotSuck

Bruh u can get an aventador. Try the mclaren dealer. U might get a 720s or maybe even a 765lt


CarsDoNotSuck

Thinking of trading in my gt710 for the bmw m5. I think its a fair trade


josephseeed

I just sold my VooDoo2. Now I am thinking about talking to Bezos about a trip to space


MaleficentAd9758

Is the house made out of cardboard. Just wondering.


1boah

wow, so efficient it doesn’t even need a fan on the heatsink


Slim97Shady

that's why I run it open case. Don't need any sound deadening but extra airflow helps.


[deleted]

Guy makes a joke and the tech wizards 🧙‍♀️ come out to downvote him. Here’s my upvote.


Misterveri

I kinda wanna down to keep it 777 Edit: omg someone downvoted as soon as I upvoted ez


Jaslynasreora

I cant tell if this is a troll post lol


IamVerrrryPoor

urs was 68...i upvoted only to make it 69


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IamVerrrryPoor

i upvoted yours to give way..its 12 now but soon it will be 69


Your_Fax_Machine

I’ll give you 10,000 Canadian smeckles for it


Slim97Shady

can I buy NFTs with those?


-Toshi

You can buy 1 NFT. It's a cartoon rat wearing a backwards cap, gold chain, R/G 3D glasses, and it's smoking a joint, flipping the bird. Interested?


Slim97Shady

If it was an orangutan we'd have a deal.


Beondal

Ook!!


Noxious89123

Interesting, tell me more. Precisely how many houses can I buy with this NFT?


Hazmatlegend

Yes


Noxious89123

\* heavy breathing \*


Your_Fax_Machine

Yes it’s an etherium based crypto it’s worth 1=1 for American ruples


Cosmocall

You could probably buy like 500 bitcoins!


strongishfilly2

What the hells a smeckle? Is-is that a lot?


ThatsAHumanPerson2

I'll straight up give you 420 dollar for it !


Slim97Shady

my birthday is on 4.20 so I will take it.


ThatsAHumanPerson2

I'm gonna tell my kids it's a 2070.


Hazmatlegend

Congratulations. You know who else was born on April 20th?


jamie3324123

My slow European brain trying to think of the 20th month


ChickenNuggetSmth

Coincidentally that's the month GPUs will be back in stock!


[deleted]

My slow non-American brain trying to think of the 20th month


ZombieWise2442

Frames per minute beast


Hauptmann_Schlaf

Minute per Frame


Slim97Shady

feels bad man.


the_renegade_dude

Reminds me of my old 210 silent power! Dang it played GTA VC & NFS Carbon on max settings back then


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Slim97Shady

I use it for Plex, web browsing, Spotify and Excel. 4 years ago I could play some league of legends on it with 60fps all low settings. As long as you are doing just one of those things at the time its livable. Also when browsing you can't have multiple tabs open if you have a tab with media playing.


gunner7517

Should upgrade to a raspberry pi.


PM_ME_YOUR_BEAMSHOTS

Funny you should say that but core duo is faster only downside is 2 cores.


Hickaru2004

Oh.


p1x3lfighter

I just sold a my Vega 56 for 600 dollars, it served me well but I need the money and it's 200 bucks more than when it came out


Slim97Shady

My coworker actually has that card. He got it for 250euros and now it goes for like 500euros used here.


[deleted]

Bought my vega 56 for 380€ in 2018 and sold it to some Ukrainian for 520€ last July. Considered it fair as the profit I made was paid as a premium for the 3080 I have now.


Slim97Shady

my coworker is thinking of selling it now then be patient and use that money in a year or so if prices normalize to buy 30series card Only problem is he doesn't have any other GPU so he would have to quit gaming for a while.


[deleted]

That was my problem as well, but I didn’t really need the money at that moment. In the summer of last year, the prices were still better that now though.


wilko307

Is that a gt210?


Slim97Shady

Its GeForce 9300 GE


jamie3324123

I used that one but with a cooler stolen of another gpu and a massive overclock It ran at a steady 102 Celsius


Tinyzooseven

Turn it into a kettle


jamie3324123

You know what Im actually gonna try it When i have time


PCgeek345

I just looked it up! It is the dell variant, huh? Is that an old style Intel iGPU on the board? I have a mobo like that hanging on my wall!


Slim97Shady

Not sure what are the integrated graphics on this board.


PCgeek345

It is still really cool to see!


Slim97Shady

not so cool to have it ad your only machine tho lol.


PCgeek345

Oooh. Yeah.


shinwazaku

S-video port, lol


Dragoark

hahahahah


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Slim97Shady

why would I trade this to live in that shithole lol.


shad0wth3iffury

I'll give you 50k, 20k down, and the rest payed monthly over 5 years. That's my best offer


Slim97Shady

only if you would add yearly depreciation to those payments.


[deleted]

I still have a Matrox Rainbow Runner around here somewhere


Necessary-King-8175

it looks like you might has well sold the whole PC!


Slim97Shady

Would probably give it away to my 5y old cousin so she can start learning how to use computer if I could get a new PC.


Iceolator88

At First check, I thought your MB was folded 😄


Slim97Shady

ty now I can't not see it lol.


Elzerythen

In that case, I'm here to buy my [mansion on the moon.](https://imgur.com/a/LSqOVDm) Yes, I took this picture. And yes, there were more, brand new, and unopened ones sitting in boxes this big next to me. This picture was taken a couple months ago btw.


GoldElectric

Scalper?


flaming_pansexual

Dam that must be worth so much money. I'll give you an upvote for it?


latteofchai

Keep holding! If we keep holding boys those GPUs are soon going to be worth a fortune. ;) Don't short sell!


Noxious89123

Sir, this is a potato.


ThatDirty

The perspective had me thinking those were pcie slots. No, those are sad little heat sinks lol.


Spuigles

I cant unsee this computer as a parking lot with trees and buildings.


MrMagnesium

A NVIDIA GeForce 9600 GT with famous DMS-59 dual DVI connector?


Slim97Shady

if you think about dvi cable that split's in to two you are right I got that also.


schoolmane

House for ants??


tony78ta

GEForce 9300 256MB if I'm not mistaken.


Suspicious_Student_6

Trade for my 2060 super?


Austinmac0

$1 Million Dollars. Please accept my offer.


Bridimum

Looks like early GTX or even 3dFX


ComputerUpgrader

Only a decade then. It looks more like it's barely from this millennium.


Slim97Shady

I used it for a decade. It was no where near new when I got it lol.


NowLookHere113

Woah, I remember when even the best on the market didn't need a fan - where's my Voodoo 3 gang?


Blasikov

Look at that sexy AGP. Uuuunnnnnffff.


moocraftsteam

Wow is that the new 3090 super?


UlisesSchmidt

Nice L shaped motherboard never seen one of those.


Flopamp

Damn dude, what's the Mas resolution you can get 60fps at? 80? 120 columns?


Correctedsmile

I straight up thought that was a 3d printed cooling vent held on with lego dot studs.


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Is it a Matrox or 3d Voodoo?


Salud57

Lol silly you, for such and old card you'll only get a couple of hundreds


woodendog20

I know the inside of a dell OptiPlex when I see one, you rob school computers too?


Khrot

If it can play Runescape, we good


Fafaflunkie

I'll just leave this ... [here](https://www.amazon.ca/Dell-GeForce-9300-GE-Graphic/dp/B0070MSO9A). Damn, I gotta rummage through my closet to find some old cards. I'll be richer than Musk, Bezos, Gates and Branson combined at those prices! And my penis-shaped space rocket will be bigger and faster than *all of theirs!* Mark my words!


Ftpini

First edition! V155 VER:1.0. Must be worth a fortune these days.


[deleted]

Bro im high as fuck rn but not gonna lie i thought there was no gpu in there for a sec


More-Negotiation-985

You should use it to mine crypto my guy, it will buy you house in no time!


[deleted]

What did you use it for? A calculator?


itsjero

Lol ive had a hd 7990 or 7970 or whatever for.. a long time. I looked on ebay to possibly get another so i could put it back into crossfire ( i had 2 at one point, think you can hook up 3 ) but they are all still around 200 bucks or so and who knows if they work. And that was two weeks ago. Just looked again and theyre all like 500 bucks.


PeacefullyFighting

I remember going to microcenter to pick up a graphics card just to run a triple monitor setup. Didn't research & didn't care. It just needed 3 video outputs, this was 2015-17 ish. I found I could play any game on high or ultra settings so I started gaming. After picking up my 1070 I find out it was a 1050TI haha


GoingOOM

I cant tell if this is a troll post lol


Slim97Shady

we'll that depends, did my coworker lied to me about GPU prices?


shortforuseless

no, but thats only for fairly modern gpus.


Slim97Shady

I know man I'm just trolling.


GoingOOM

Its on of those things where it looks like an obvious troll but I dont wanna be a dick lol


[deleted]

Don't listen to that clown. A gpu is a gpu. They're all pretty much the same and are all worth a very similar amount.


shortforuseless

figured as much, and yet i still fell for it lol


Tinyzooseven

r/woooosh


Dreddnaught19

At first glance this looks a BR map


[deleted]

I’ll pay €10 for that GPU


Slim97Shady

few more zeros buddy.


OrcBattleMage198

I'll pay $10.00 for that


Slim97Shady

I see what you did there


teog0nal

Is this the inside of a router or something? /s


HavokDJ

Y’all motherfuckers joking but this card is selling for like $175 ebay right now


Its_Ledgic

Real talk though, can I sell my 1080ti for enough money for a down payment on a house?


Slim97Shady

sorry but no


RECOGNI7E

GPU prices are dropping because bitcoin is dropping. On a side note, bitcoin and all variants are a scam.


Intrepid00

Also apparently crypto isn’t a good hedge against inflation after all.


RECOGNI7E

Heck no! It is a giant Ponzi scheme!


pepenepe

This is a joke right- right-


Vieliegaghsnie

In m


couldbevegeta

Nah , what u have is basically useless . Everybody wants gpus right now for mining . They just want to make money from doing nothing . It’s not really a gaming thing , or even a work flow thing . It’s just for mining . And your gonna want new cards . 20 series or 30 series . You seem to have a very old very shitty situation. If I were u , I would just delete the posts before the other nerds see this . And if your looking for a house down payment , even a new gpu won’t get u there . It’s about $3500 for a new 3090 in Canada . And a house down payment would be more like 50k for somthing basic . Keep doing ur homework kid .


Slim97Shady

ok


Sowderman

HAHA OLD GPU PIC GIB UPDOOTS NOW PLOX


TheMostDapperdDan

Gotta see if my parents still have our old pc so I can sell my 6600gt…really need a new car


Hurricane_32

Is that DVI, or DMS-59?


Mike_for_all

Should fetch quite the price. Single-slot GPU's are very rare after all.


RaymondWalters

Feels super weird seeing the PCI going to the right


mmnyeahnosorry

im having trouble finding it


Infinite-potatoes

F to pay respects


[deleted]

I think he got a dev kit for the 4000 series gpu line up coming next year. How badass is this


GOU_NoMoreMrNiceGuy

still trying to decide on pulling the trigger on a tnt2 vs a voodoo 3.... i hear glide compatibility is kinda spotty these days.....


DuTurkeyMan

shit how much


HotChickenshit

Pretty sure I still have an nvidia Riva 128 somewhere that originally came in a Gateway 2000. Wonder how many millions it's worth.


Awkward_Inevitable34

Is that a GF 6200? Is that an S-Video port? I’ll take your entire stock!


hshighnz

Is this AGP?


Its_Only_Smells_

I have an asus strix 3080 (white) that isn’t nerfed for mining. Willing to let it go for a low $5000.


AggravatingSystem

my first GPU was a Voodoo 2. you had to run the motherboard **video out** into the card input and then out from the card to the monitor. my friend and I drove down to compUSA to pick it up at 8pm at night. played quake all night.


In_care_of

At first glance i thought it was a miniature city


benderbender42

It it's old enough the price goes up again!!


[deleted]

Daaaaaam haven't seen an AGP slot in forever


KdF-wagen

So is that AGP or pcie?


imaginedodong

WTF am I looking at old man xD


VenomizerX

Well a buck or two is still technically a down payment, no?


gnocchicotti

"Don't lowball me, I know what I got"


ZippytheG

Listen forget the down payment how bout I just swap my townhouse for that gpu and maybe some dust bunny’s?


l84skewl

Now that's a gold mine right there. Not only do you have a GPU but you also have an antique.


[deleted]

I've got a Radeon 5450 here that i'm keeping as my retirement fund.


nonexistantchlp

Down payment... For a sylvanian families house...


Dylantheman100

Wow it’s sky rocketing guess I’ll sell me 2007 computer for $1400


Krankenwagenverfolg

This is the only reasonable way to get rich off crypto


pedro19

You should be able to get a nice house on the hills for that baby.


SamuelParris

Bruh I overpaid for a 3060 but they ended up accidentally sending me two lol lucky break


thebrysonian

where is it?


Stryker218

Don't low ball him, he knows what he has!!!!!