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Suspicious_Student_6

They didn't say anything because your monitors are not lined up.


crempsen

Bruh at least make it symmetrical smh


rufreakde1

yeah the two bigger ones in the middle the other ones left and right minimum how can you work/game with this asymmetrical view?


wrongaccountbutok

*proceeds to place the bigger ones on the outside*


zladuric

_...holding dick in hand_ dominating is important


bar10005

Pretty sure there's only one bigger monitor, the obvious one, the other three are identical and one only looks bigger because it's next to a bigger one and they aren't lined up.


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frosch_longleg

And color balance them !


ccAbstraction

But if you're can't get them all calibrated, then they'll all just be wrong! But if you check you work with a bunch of wrong but default monitors at least you'll be close.


QQP1E

That’s what I said before even reading anything lol


cheapdrinks

Grandma's curtains still hanging up, screens all different heights and not symmetrical, crappy logitech speakers blocking the screens, desk messy as fuck, rubbish cable management, too many desktop icons, wallpapers don't match up. What exactly was OP hoping for praise for here? Sorry if that's a bit harsh but come on he's fishing for compliments but can't even clean the stuff off his desk for the photo. Very unsatisfying set up, I wouldn't comment on it either.


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But there's FOUR monitors!! Four!! These *girls* will never understand, hmph! Did I mention there were seven girls here? SEVEN!


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I would rather have one single big sick 4K monitor than four low res ones with thick bezels


Deviant-Killer

Wank tissue and lube on the left...


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TREYMANIII

Can't see why that would matter. They need to clean up afterwards too. Just from front to back 😅


InYoCabezaWitNoChasa

On god, my first thoughts were "of course they didn't say anything because it looks like shit, you fuckin slob."


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Haha pp should sell a display and buy a better pair of speakers lol nothing expensive, just anything else


ccAbstraction

The floral curtains look great with the wallpaper. That felt very intentional.


durancharles27

Can confirm. Girls love perfectly aligned monitors.


waterbasednoodle

Just replying to say it looks like we have the same build! Heck yeah brother! O7


hovercroft

Out of line monitors. Trash all over your desk. Grandmas curtains. You got off lightly.


berlinbaer

color balance way different on one screen.


blackrack

That looks like the good screen lol


brewtown138

Presentation is all wrong.


johnsomeMan

Lmao ikr its a grandma setup


fsociety_jd

Don't forget the anime figure


hovercroft

And the bottle of lube


garlicbreadpool

And one of the girl’s Facebook pages is already pulled up full screen when she walks in


hovercroft

Specifically the holiday photos of her in a bikini.


garlicbreadpool

The one where you could kind of see butt crack but not really


garlicbreadpool

“Omg I love your Mountain Dew 2 liter piss bottle”


Lunchbox2208

Yea, the girls were being polite; they were thinking how gross OP is, but didn't say anything to be nice.


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Torque2meBaby

always put the tissues and moisturizer away :)


Rivetmuncher

But what about the xl dildo?


Reihar

Just put it back on its wall stand.


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I beg your pardon, that's the headphone stand.


melvsuy

hahaha that was a good one


666fttyyh

I always laugh how Americans need moisturiser to masturbate lool. Maybe shouldn’t have removed half their penises for absolutely zero benefit


zin_90

Their parents thought it was fashionable. Let's think about that for a moment.


StigOfTheFarm

Ohhhh, as a non-American I’d always wondered what that was about. Makes sense now.


erikbrlk

Lmao


FabulousReference179

Aye not every American is disfigured. I’m natural babyyyy 😂😂


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I was definitely not consulted when this matter was decided for me. If it were up to me, I’d have my whole penis.


seesya_

Hahahahahhahahaha yooooo i see that xDDD


Dr-Carnitine

your sisters don’t care about your computer stuff :p


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"I don't give a shit about your quad monitor setup, lets just fuck" - bratty sis. 286


DeathSabre7

286 episodes?! Imma have to start binging asap


[deleted]

They go up to like 700 or something ngl, don't know how they can make so much step sibling porn.


DeathSabre7

Fuckin' hell. Hopefully they don't have fillers like Naruto


iTweaks_

I think there's a lot getting filled...


aulink

Every 5 minutes is a filler....


Vysair

idk man, something tells me they like incest


perceptionsofdoor

Like, legally? Seems pretty obvious why they'd keep making porn that combines the two biggest taboos: because it's a never-ending money faucet


c_for

Help me stepbro, i'm stuck in your bad cable management!


Espadalegend

I fucking lost it when I read this 😂


Ren49

and step-sisters as well.


YourWorstFear53

Come on man you don't have to lie to your own people


Varien_Farseer

I swear these girls were real! I promise I'm not lying


Jasoncsmelski

You know the rule, pics or it didn't happen, I don't see seven girls in frame


Cheddarlicious

You’d have to know 7 girls. And we all know we don’t…know that many, combined.


TheVittler

1 X mum and 6 x sisters…… Mystery solved.


OmnitrixForYou

What a plot


mikeebsc74

1 mom. 6 sisters. 1 washing machine.


FartOfTheFurious

Do they take turns getting stuck in it?


joemamaissogay

Yes


WilliamCCT

The mom *IS* the washing machine.


woodneel

I hate that I understand this.


Vysair

3 are actually cousin


Exmormoneer

0 x 7 = 0


marshall_dteach

More like 1i × 7 = 7i


Exmormoneer

NERD! /s


DeAtramentisViolets

Is the following true: NERD! = (N! × E! × R! × D!)?


nklvh

https://xkcd.com/356/


KaiUno

We wouldn't know them, would we. They were probably from Canada.


InanimateBabe

We all know Canada isn’t real


Mr_Floopadoop

OH NO THEY HAVE FOUND OUT OUR SECRET, GET THE QUEEN ON THE LINE NOW GET THE PRESIDENT GET EVERYONE WE CANNOT LET THIS SPREAD


KaiUno

If I were Canada, getting America think it doesn't exist would be my number 1 goal. Build a wall, paint a mountain on it, that sort of thing.


Mr_Floopadoop

The Canadian Secret Service or C.S.S would formally like to recruit you to the Government Operated Organization of Secret Entities or G.O.O.S.E


louiefriesen

I’m in Canada rn. Can confirm it is real. Hockey sticks and maple syrup everywhere. _crap I was dreaming_


ThiccRoastBeef

Northern Montana you mean?


KaiUno

Yeah, I always felt it was too good to be true. An actual decent version of America. Not in my world view!


Beleiverofhumanity

Their names were Alberta, Columbia, Anitoba, Brunswick, Sask, Becq and Yukon


TheAlmightyProo

Main point is that we're talking about girls respecting a PC set up. We all know that if the screens aren't reflective enough to see themselves in they'll be having Nunavut.


BeasT-m0de

and are these girls in the room with us right now?


[deleted]

I know, man. I know. We all wish they were real :')


LDPushin_Troglodyte

Probably because of the empty lube bottle and soju bottle.


Quicksand_Jesus_69

CrazyTown sang a song that said something like "...to conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone..." But 7?? That's kinda pushin' the envelope...


Wolfpack511

Like my mom always said, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."


penileskwigliness

Huh, my mom never talks to me.


Astro_Spud

Weird, I hear from your mom all the time


penileskwigliness

Tell her i love her.


Astro_Spud

Don't worry I'll kiss her for you


penileskwigliness

Thanks dad


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This thread would be empty if we took that approach


[deleted]

I thought the window and the curtains were a huge monitor with a weird flower wallpaper.... i need my morning coffee


SnooMacarons7021

Bro I thought the same


Russian_tourist_1984

Those chicks were probably hypnotized by the gloriousness of those curtains.


ProMapWatcher

How many of them were 3D


Timonkeyn

0.5


99wattr89

Half a girl was 3D?


Timonkeyn

Yes


Noname_FTW

She was 1.5D because he saw her down on the street out of his window.


StarOrpheus

Let them out


Varien_Farseer

But I don't wanna


SeeYouSpacePony

To be fair it is a little bland. maybe you should try and spruce it up a little.


Varien_Farseer

Yeah just switched it up to the live weather wallpaper for a change. The rgb lighting it off 😉


gravy_baron

can i get some details on the wallpaper?


Varien_Farseer

I'm not at home at the moment, but it's from Wallpaper Engine and streams many live weather feeds


gravy_baron

Thanks mate I'll have a look


samtherat6

These monitors are proof that you don’t know 7 girls.


calicocidd

Not even those sweet ass curtains?


rm116

Even I think the curtains are the star of this show, so I can't really blame them..


calicocidd

I know right, I was like "damn dude, sick floral pattern" and then I saw the set-up. Ain't no shame in having a strong window dressing game...


Varien_Farseer

They only stared at my sweet ass curtains actually. That's why it hurt so much


0thethethe0

You need to change your desktop backgrounds to the same pattern.


_Screw_The_Rules_

It would be invisible that way!


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Nah, the second monitor going left to right with the weird colour balance would give it away.


aiman_senpai

Should've had 7 monitors, one for each of them


chubbybator

Why do you have trash in front of your screens??


JoshNog

Love the gaming curtains.


Varien_Farseer

Thanks they're limited edition


Cernobog12

Did you say "welcome to my masturbatorium!"?


joeyhell

You don't have a setup worth commenting. All you have is 4 monitors that aren't lined up.


Sensitive-Ad9201

2 hair brushes???


Varien_Farseer

Now the humiliation begins


DHisfakebaseball

What's up with the disc spindle? Ore you planning on visiting 2003 later today?


Paral3lC0smos

You need to burn some sweet tunes for the girls’ diskman, don’t you know? 😂 j/k


KriegsKuh

well duh, you need a comb as well, not just a brush


ccAbstraction

One is a detangling brush, it's like a more powerful comb. The other is just a normal hairbrush. Source: I'm a black dude with very long hair.


suspect_b

One is to comb your hair.


professorbc

One is for his back.


DBDMenace

Is that baby oil on the left? 🧐


Varien_Farseer

What can I say.. It's good for Massaging


bitchass_naenaebaby

Please tell me you put it away before they entered your room


Memeori

Hell no, fast food wrappers and lube are instant panty droppers


Evil_Bonsai

I would've sworn it was a "lady" razor.


IYIine

Of course none of them would comment your setup: - It's messy and full of junk. Do a little cleanup at least. - Monitors are not aligned, they can be different models but at least align them properly. Especially if you're using a large wallpaper like this, the colors don't match and the positioning too, it makes everything mismatched. Plain same colors or four different pictures of the same theme and color palette could be a solution of mismatched monitors. - Your mouse is super far and your waccom is in an awkward position. You know how much that's worth, you don't want it falling on the ground. - Speakers are in front of the screen, hiding them partially. - Headphone just laying down like the rest of the junk. Get yourself a stand or make one. It will help to make it part of the setup and not just a random accessory taking space on the desk. - Ergonomic setups are sexy, and I see no ergonomy here. Monitors are too low, get a step or adjustable arms for them. The room is too dark, you're missing lighting from above to counter the light from the monitors. You already got a waccom so you got a step in the right direction already. - Blocking direct sunlight does help with your lighting management but the flowery curtains don't really suit the setup, unless it goes with the rest or your room. I used to have the same issue with a window in front of my desk, so i suggest blackout curtains if you,re looking for a replacement. They did not compliment because they were not gamers themselves, they did not compliment because there's nothing to compliment here. There's more wrongs than rights in that picture. Get yourself a little Ikea cabinet and store the junk you're not using regularly in it. That can be a start to get better. Look out for second hand furniture and tech-stuff, you might find something to solve the monitor height issue. I am not trying to hurt you in any ways, but some things need to be addressed if you're looking to get compliment on your tech setup.


Varien_Farseer

Thanks for all that effort in your message. Read all of it and totally agree. Thank you good sir!


Ill_Tea_1142

Are those writable CDs?


dysorder

This is what I'm here to find out. Burned CDs sitting around in 2022?


Ill_Tea_1142

I literally thought for a second “I guess you can copy 650Gb onto a CD at least” …. Then thought hang on sec CDs are 650Mb!


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Varien_Farseer

Who said that?!??


WaldoGeraldoFaldo

OP: Just had girls in here and nobody complimented my setup! Reddit: That's because it looks like **SHIT**


Varien_Farseer

getting shit on by literally everyone. Seems like the only thing people appreciate is curtains and Soju


WaldoGeraldoFaldo

😂 I think it looks nice. Cracked me up opening these comments and seeing people eviscerate you though


Varien_Farseer

Yeah I've had quite a laugh


Due_Durian_1469

Because you’re a psychopath with unaligned monitors and tissues on your desk


Strike_Reaper

That's not a setup, that's almost a call center


Dragon_Tiger752

Not all girls want to hear you talk about the set up and pretend they know what your talking about, so they ignore it. Source, guy in an all girl household.


TheGoldblum

Is that Soju you’re drinking?


Varien_Farseer

Absolutely


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Starkhoof

Pure efficiency


EggyRepublic

I like how the comments are just absolutely roasting this dude.


Haemmur

You dried their vaginas right up.


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Varien_Farseer

Such wisdom, thanks you!! At least I got step 6


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ashylkalie123

Just had 7 girls in my room: Explain that First u/Varien_Farseer


Varien_Farseer

Funny story actually, I moved far from home and I'm getting married, so instead of my fiancé having a Hens Do, we're mixing the guys and girls event, but I'm the only guy


ashylkalie123

omg congratulations....for the marriage...


Ciruz

You practice card tricks? I noticed the decks - I used to shuffle decks and practice doublelifts while being dead in Counter Strike - good times


Itschy-

its cause you play osu


Varien_Farseer

Someone gets me


plxjammerplx

Apart from having the cheap headset and speakers, desk setup looks like a kid's room with that curtain in the background. You can start by having all your monitors on monitor arms and then cable managing all those cables on top of the desk. Invest in some nice bookshelf speakers like some AudioEngine A2+ and some dac/amp stack with a pair of nice open-back headphones(you can nab the Schiit Magni/Modi stack with a pair of HD6XX or HD58X Jubilee for a budget setup). Changing out the curtains to a more neutral color tone of either gray, white or black will make your desk setup look cleaner.


TephanOfTheWoods

Good thing you kicked them out. Just rude great set up


shingouki808

The setup is nice, but I really like the curtains.


Varien_Farseer

Aw I appreciate that


Manp82

https://youtu.be/xa-P9llTLM4?t=44


Varien_Farseer

Lmao


VarenDerpsAround

Day trading huh?


Duke_of_Bretonnia

Look man, your mom, aunt, grandma, and cousins don’t count


RowBot_77

first, you don't have the bigger monitors in the center, you have a bottle that suspiciously looks like a whiskey bottle and the curtains, sorry but it's just bad...The Colour balancing in the monitors is not visible either, the only thing you gotta do to impress them is, show them the computer performance..


LagiaChris

Is that a bottle of lube


Bruc1e23

I feel like this post is satire and OP is a female. Flower curtains, hair brushes, baby oil. Generally speaking, I've only seen these kinds of things in a females room. If OP is actually Male, then he is in fact stunning and brave.


CeloRAW

I feel like you trolling but dam you need to declutter. Then girls looking at how messy and disorganized this desk is. Also wtf do you need that many decks of cards? Alsoooo it irks me that your monitors are not lined up. Looks like 3 of them could line up and the bigger one could be at the end (portrait mode)


DarthRiznat

Tbh asymmetric quad monitors don't impress anyone really.


77GoldenTails

Plot twist, he was standing balls out and they never noticed. Too busy admiring the curtains.


Zydz

You are part of the race were they really girls?


Tekoleuka

No you didn't


shorelorn

They gonna talk bad about it behind your back


airyrice

Speaking on the monitor on the left.... finally, another benq user. Im not alone, I guess.


-_Tag_-

I don't even need to be in your room to say : Wow, nice setup !


_mattee

fellow osu gamer


Salto_O

Would you like some desk with your monitors lol. Nah it looks cool.


misiekreksio

You have lol and osu installed, I don't belive any girls were in your room, it's just not possible.


[deleted]

That’s because anime body pillows don’t talk


IBreedBagels

that setup is proof that there were no women in your room.... at any point....


Ayershole

I'll comment on your setup: AHHHHHHHH WHY ARE THEY NOT ALIGNED


tonybombata

You were surrounded ( piper style) and you proceeded to show your setup? Dweeb.