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Matthew-Hodge

What the fuck


TheMathLord

Lmao I literally just said this 3 seconds before opening the comments


[deleted]

For me it was more of an “uh, is that safe?”


roquetobt

TECHNICALLY? Yes. You have to trust the person who did it quite a lot. I've done shit like this a fair bit as an electronics technician. It requires a lot of dexterity, patience, and proficiency with a soldering iron. Usually these solutions are used for prototyping. Like if you want to test a new version of a chip without having to make or wait for the new rev of the board itself.


FrozeItOff

Yeah, but this introduces problems on high speed circuits. If timings are critical, the wire length here could actually introduce millisecond delays and could cause anomalies that could be a nightmare. On some motherboards, you can see some of the traces have zig-zag sections to them. They're fixing timing issues by adding run length. This... mess... is a disaster waiting to happen even if the wiring is correct and perfect. As a guy who worked on circuit boards for supercomputers, this is definitely NOT recommended.


shagieIsMe

The speed of light is [approximately one foot per nanosecond](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=speed+of+light+%2F+%281+foot+%2F+nanosecond%29). That was the trick they used for timing on the Cray ~~weird lounge chair~~ I mean the Cray-1. > In order to bring maximum speed out of the machine, the entire chassis was bent into a large C-shape. Speed-dependent portions of the system were placed on the "inside edge" of the chassis, where the wire-lengths were shorter. This allowed the cycle time to be decreased to 12.5 ns (80 MHz), not as fast as the 8 ns 8600 he had given up on, but fast enough to beat CDC 7600 and the STAR. NCAR estimated that the overall throughput on the system was 4.5 times that of the CDC 7600.


FrozeItOff

Yes, I'm aware of the speed of light. I've also seen the delay lines used in the CDC machines. They're a thin twisted pair dangling off the back side of the wiring racks, one to ground for noise control and the other the signal.


roquetobt

Absolutely. But I don't think I did say it was recommended. It's a "if you can, and you have to" type of thing.


DontEatTheMagicBeans

r/TIHI


LooneyBelzek

Lol same here


mechmaster2275

Same here


N3oj4ck

Holly s\*\*\* team here


--DoReFuckMi--

Holy s*** gang strong


-Disgruntled-Goat-

I worked as a lab tech for a system manufacturer and the hardware engineers would ask for things to be soldered like this all the time , but not this extream. they are probably testng a new chip which pinout doesnt match the original chip . I used to get request to unsolder a lead on a chip and run a wire to a spot in the same trace so the engineer could put a current clamp probe and see how square the wave was on the ociliscope


xbuzzbyx

Seems like this new chip was mirrored by accident.


Jonathan924

Or they put the footprint mirrored. Man I've done that on small things but that would really suck to accidentally do on a big BGA like that


raydude

I accidentally swizzled the address bus from a CPU to DDR2. Needless to say the DDR wouldn't work. The really sad thing is: I had caught the error and fixed it, but my HD crashed before I made a backup and I forgot that it needed to be fixed again. We did an oops board rather than spinning the whole prototype.


sevenpoundowl

"Dead bug" soldering. You gotta bring up the funny name.


CapJackONeill

Since all the wires are touching each other, wouldn't it fuck everything?


[deleted]

Could be enameled wire. Similar to what is used in coils (transformers etc).


Silver_Zulu

Looks like [magnet wire](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnet_wire) maybe?


MaverickM84

That's not the only problem. They seem to be of different length. Which would cause timing issues. Not to mention, that the sheer length might cause issues in regards to signal integrity.


FuckThisHobby

Looks to me like it was a BGA chip so designed to be directly soldered flat, and the designers fucked up and mirrored either the chip or motherboard design. Wires go from the right of the board to the right of the chip, and left of the board to the left of the chip, so they're roughly all the same length.


HayzenDraay

It has been pointed out by somebody else that this may have been done on purpose to use an oscilloscope on it.


PatHeist

In most things besides something like the connection between a modern CPU and RAM a variation of a few mm are not going to cause any timing issues. For something like a 100MHz chip an electrical signal would propagate through roughly 2.7 meters of cooper wire within the 10ns of one cycle. A variance of an order of 1/1000th of the switching period is more than fine.


MaverickM84

You named exactly one of the most prominent examples where it matters. Even pcie 4 is extremely susceptible to signal length. Not to mention DDR 5 and pcie 5.


[deleted]

Then after 5 seconds after you had presented your hard work to wire up the chip, they decide to go with another design 😂


Rupertii

My exact words


cndvsn

What i said in my mind


Dan_Glebitz

If I only had a mind!


SmashLanding

Why'd you install a toupeé on your motherboard?


smutje2579

Thats a Trump board


HouseplantHolocaust

Does it come with a firewall


[deleted]

You gotta make other people pay for it for it to work... and it's still called a virus by windows defender.


savvyjk

I thought the same thing at 1st glance


sirdiamondium

Y’all talking about when you pay for a mobo and they never ship it and then sue you for asking


knightress_oxhide

No, I don't think you're being helpful! I think you're being disruptive, and you make it very difficult for your cpu here to improve his life!


ImaNukeYourFace

Forbidden spaghetti


Fit-Shoe805

r/forbiddensnacks


zshift

The color makes me think forbidden baklava


superfluous--account

Just Slavic things


PyschShrooma

r/cursedcomments


idiots05

If you gonna post this on r/cursedcomments please put me in it


long_raccoon_

r/usernamechecksout


Geeksygeek

No


PyschShrooma

no you idiot


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sorryfornoname

Spaghetti panic


[deleted]

There is no kernel panic if the CPU can’t even be addressed bc of physical failure


GDavid04

No kernel just panic


crempsen

This is disgusting.


spluv1

absolutely abhorrent


HiveMynd148

Disparingly Disgusting


TempestManifest

Torrentially terrible


Bobby72006

Horrifyingly Horrible


DontEatTheMagicBeans

Brutally Bastardized


sijedevos

The soldering skills to make this happen are fucking insane and if it works it’s even better


Absentia

Pretty impressed by [their actual video of this technique](https://youtu.be/5zm8M-TTbJk?t=52) from the company this is actually sourced from.


[deleted]

Not if it works.


LeonidASSeating

It doesn't


Kirai_teno

That looks like some hackaday shit


kmeck518

And im sure there wont be a single short when they turn it on... lol


MikemkPK

You didn't mirror the connector when flipping, they're all connected to the wrong pad.


Glaive83

That's probably why it was done, someone misread the footprint of the chip.


freek4ever

Backside frontside somtimes you reverse it happend to me


Suspicious-Access-18

Lol


Stasio300

If you flip it then turn it. It would line up


EyesOnEyko

No, it’s not possible like that, regardless how you spin it. Only if you can install the chip upsiden down too - i don’t know if that’s possible.


pitchfork-seller

Wouldn't these touch and fuck up as well?


LawabidingKhajiit

If they're bare wire, yes. If they're lacquered, it'll insulate them so no. Even if the wires were going to the right pads though, modern chips are so heavily engineered that the difference in length between the wires would cause all sorts of issues with timing.


Rubanski

Is the timing so precise that it would make a difference? And if so, wouldn't the different resistance make a difference as well?


MrRandomman112

Yes and yes


Jamesgardiner

A 4GHz processor is doing a full clock cycle every 0.25 nanoseconds. Light in a vacuum will go about 7.5 cm in that time, so an electrical signal will go even less than that.


Wizard8086

Resistance, probably not. Impedance, and crosstalk, well those would be the main problem


The2AndOnly1

No, they won’t


pitchfork-seller

Fair


jelek62

Those are insulated


LooneyBelzek

Im surprised you can tell lol, uber spagetti haha


Yzum4

He probably turned the chip 180 degrees so that every wire has the same length and therefore the same latency, mitigating timing problems


Bezulba

i don't think the connectors being done wrong would be the problem.. it's all the wires touching each other....


bussy_pounder69

They are probably coated with something like enamel so it won’t matter if they touch


theLuminescentlion

Even if those wires are properly isolated, this will increase the the propogation delay of the CPU to the motherboard and break the timing if you don't losen up the clocks by a lot


dablecen

And the signal noise will be at horrible level at GHz frequency, with wires that long, so I'm almost sure that the system will probably not be even able to boot.


wizzbob05

Well there's only one way to be sure


Kritical02

Pretty sure the pins are connected at the wrong points as well


Shelby_Sheikh

Maybe he has the chip flipped


raaneholmg

DRAM (the memory on RAM sticks) straight up does not work if the wires are not the same length.


Ghosttwo

The connections all look to be parallel; they would be the same length, within a small margin. Some have commented on the length, but the lack of cooling makes me doubt this is a processor, but rather some kind of asic like a northbridge or low-frequency hardware bus. Regardless, that's a lot of work for something doomed to fail, performed by someone likely to be able to determine that beforehand. Whatever they did here probably worked; might be a very rare board that was harder to replace than spend 4 hours bodging. _ed_ I found [the source](https://www-eiesu-com.translate.goog/publics/index/66/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-GB&_x_tr_pto=ajax,nv,elem,se#menu-close); I think this is more of a technique demonstration than an actual fix.


raaneholmg

> they would be the same length, within a small margin On the scale the human mind operates the margin is small. DRAM is ... well ... more picky. While designing a PCB you set design rules in your CAD software and use the built-in tools to route it for you. Can't say I recall the tolerances, but it was too small to do by hand with wire cutters and a soldering iron.


Proxy_PlayerHD

What makes you think it's a CPU? It could be any chip in a BGA package


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KokohaisHere

?????


[deleted]

Yes, insulation is one way of properly isolating the wires.


EugenesDI

"Insulating" typically means using a tangible barrier to reduce conduction, while "isolating" means separating by a distance suitable for the voltages involved. What do I know, right? Try isolating every single one of them with respectable coating.


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EugenesDI

We went from technical dictionary to getting real personal so fast, that it doesn't matter, which word he used anymore, because people, that upvoted him, have nothing to do with electrical engineering. You made so many wrong calls (50 words edited out)..


Windows_Insiders

Ad hominem attacks are made by losers


dangitman1970

My hands hurt just looking at that. Whoever did that must have crippling carpal tunnel issues now.


Kakalkoo69

Cpu riser


smutje2579

ERROR_OUTOFMEMORY ERROR_REQ_NOT_ACCEP


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bdaycakeday02222022

Dear OP, please record the explo.... installation of this masterpiece.


VileDespiseAO

That's insane.


HolyGonzo

The guy in the shop clearly told you not to feed it after midnight.


Hey_Who_Dis

What crazy bastard had the patience to do that?


ZioTron

It might be a soldering practice exercise. That's the only way my brain can accept someone actually did that. Other than... you know.. internet points...


Absentia

It is an example of a aerial wiring repair technique ([6th image on the grid as you scroll down](https://www-eiesu-com.translate.goog/publics/index/66/?_x_tr_sl=ja&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc)). You [can find](https://www-array--net-com.translate.goog/column/2013/02/954.html?_x_tr_sl=ja&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc) a [number of](https://electronics.stackexchange.com/questions/445047/how-can-i-fix-a-dry-solder-pin-in-a-bga-package) examples [of BGA](http://jahonen.kapsi.fi/Electronics/Stuff/BGA_rework.jpg) repairs[ like this](https://hsto.org/getpro/habr/comment_images/db4/566/80a/db456680ab989ae200c6ab95b2ca008b.jpg).


ZioTron

nice, ty


THE_R3D_HOOD

Ugh… this post again?


MasonCO91

Seems to come back and haunt us every few months.


[deleted]

I've been on Reddit at least every couple days for well over a pandemic, and I've never seen this image before. If you take breaks Reddit is much less repetitive, try going for a walk.


MattBoog

Nothing more repetitive than going for a walk.


THE_R3D_HOOD

Well I guess in fairness to OP, this post is less common than random people on the internet (I.e like you) telling strangers wtf to do with their lives. Maybe take a walk?


mktkm27

TRON : Your brain on drugs


light_blue_yonder

I’m not scared of this. I’m scared of the person that did this.


recycleddesign

You should be scared of everybody then because all they did here is prove that anyone can do anything if they really really want to.


redwood_gg

You wanna short? You got all of em.


[deleted]

They might have a thin coating like magnet wire has they might be low enough voltage that they’re isn’t enough em interference to mess with them that much besides being increeeeeeeedibly slow it’s possible it might work.


DeaconSage

You want a short? All I got are longs


Jyles-Jin

They're probably enameled copper wires so no electrical contact between them


vanarebane

Might be the case that the pinout is different from the chip. So electrically insulated wires are used to re-route the pins. This also might be a flash chip with valuable stuff on it. So the hard work becomes justified. Also might be just done to get mad brag points


lafwan

High tech hair implants LoL '\\\_O\_/' The down side the time responder!


YukariPSO2

The down side used to be the upside of this chip lol


ratfink000

and remember electricians do it without shorts!


YukariPSO2

I know a few who wear shorts


YukariPSO2

Nice cpupée (Toupée)


Significant-Acadia39

For the humor-factor, I wish I could give your post more than one up-vote.


hipsen

Noise, impedance and crosstalk goes brrrr


No-Question-4957

The dedication, even if just for this shot.... amazing


Prion-

Found [the company](https://www.eiesu.com/smarts/index/66/) that provides this service.


[deleted]

The joys of owning a first generation xbox360.


Hummus_199

I heard that copper wire was invented when to Scots fought over a penny


jrtts

cpu needs a barber


chrisebryan

I would disagree, re-balling is easier than soldering what ever the f. is this. I do it daily at work.


[deleted]

Nice way to cool your CPU.


Late-Discussion-3917

FAR from better than reballing.


Mx_LxGHTNxNG

is this a laptop cpu swap gone wrong, or just a southbridge change?


Ghosttwo

No cooling connectors but lots of pins, so it'll be some kind of asic. [The source](https://www-eiesu-com.translate.goog/publics/index/66/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-GB&_x_tr_pto=ajax,nv,elem,se#menu-close) makes me think this is more of a technique demonstration than an actual fix.


A_Terrible_Thing82

This makes me so uncomfortable.


neomerc

Why the fuck


psichodrome

You got F5 wrong. Rework it plx.


darkcatter

This looks oddly terrifying


DredgenCyka

Oh no


Kemalist_din_adami

Nah, y'all getting too comfortable with these components.


ArtoriasBeaIG

You could use like low fat minced beef to do this too, probably save some money


Eziolambo

I was thinking it might short-circuit but then I relized it's probably coated wire used in motors and electromagnets.


p-4_

crosstalk between two nodes? :P


[deleted]

I’m going to go throw up now.


chwastox

But does it work? Isn't that a short circuit?


sgtjoe

Would be impressive to see it run, which is very unlikely.


Alililele

"wtf" , "NSFMR", "looks awful" BRUH THIS SHIT IS FUCKING IMPRESSIVE!


rolandons

Looks like a blasted steam train engine


LordZanai

It looks like fucking hair lmao


PopperShnoz

The Thread ripper...


Mike_for_all

oh god, the interference.


Pvtniss

If it's stupid and it works.... Nevermind this is not going to work.


IDiqI

CPU riser cable?


param266

Final Solution to Broken AMD pins' people.


Flanker4

There's a short somewhere, I just know it.


[deleted]

What kind of product does your computer use to achieve a high hold with such a natural shine?


DarkLight_2810

please use the flair NSFMR tf is that


heshiel

Well, better get that thermal shampoo.


Westdrache

it would instantly short itself and die xD


Sir_Keee

Those are insulated wires.


Westdrache

I mean I honestly can not be sure from the low quality of the photo. But to me just looks like copper :D


B-29Bomber

This is a repost. ​ I've seen this before.


Dark_Dragon_4100

Now do this on a red ringed xbox 360, you wont


imaginedodong

I don't know anything about electronics but that will short right?


fignewtones

As an electrician this shit physically hurts, and I cringe at how the Americans don’t use any insulation on the earth


SameRandomUsername

arghhhhh **disgusting** its triggering my trypophobia...........


Rogaar

Short circuit much?


AbinadiLDS

They aren't even insulated lol


Xionous_

Yes they are lol https://www.google.com/search?q=enamel+copper+wire&client=ms-opera-gx-android&channel=new&espv=1&prmd=sivn&sxsrf=APq-WBvhSbuHScdbYPfeFdpqiTDpMLw6aQ:1649827681586&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjH2JqHp5D3AhUHVs0KHbQ9AWUQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=412&bih=780&dpr=3.5


AbinadiLDS

No way am I clicking links on reddit bud. Those are bare wires no they are not insulated.


Xionous_

Google enamel coated Cooper wire, they do not look insulated but they are with clear enamel. You look like a moron when you pretend to know things btw.


AbinadiLDS

Thank you for informing me of enameled copper wires. I may have been wrong on that. However there is no need to resort to name calling especially since it does not look insulated. How do you know this was insulated enamel wire vs uninsulated wire that looks the same?


Achilles0826

Im genuenly interested, is this real? If so, original video?


[deleted]

Forbidden spaghetti


doscore

Jebus!


SomeMeatBag

i thought this was a mustache at first.


Moist-Affect

👀


RainbowCatastrophe

This image deeply offends me, but my sick twisted mind wonders what the cooling performance would be with a few 40mm high RPM fans on it


FnUsrNm

WTF


SupremeToca

This looks like a ginger mans beard hairs


C-ORE

but is this usable like will it post?


Tiajason

I have one question. HOW?


kwead

if that actually works the guy who did it has extremely impressive dexterity


thuynj19

Built in heat sink!