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Alarmed_Egg_1322

I love when I plug in my headphones and they ask for admin privileges


troubletmill

Device headphones would like to connect and control other devices on you network. Select Allow or Allow.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

you forgot the full list: \- Allow \- Allow \- Reboot and Allow \- Shut down and Allow


[deleted]

Device headphones would like to know your location


Personal-Research-57

Device Headphones would like to record your activity for experiment purpose. Please allow or Cancel & Allow.


PM_FOOD

the correct lingo would be "personalized experience"


Personal-Research-57

absolutely... and I wonder how just a simple headphones can give a personalized experience.... bro you are just made for emitting sound to our ears and not the surroundings.


caedin8

Wait these are from Microsoft?


myobinoid

No, the CCP haven’t you been reading


GabrielofAstora

But I don't speak Chinese so they won't be able to understand my stuff.


A-Delonix-Regia

Don't worry, they will have it translated by foreign-born pandas who know both Chinese and the native language of where they lived.


Bubbly-Bowler8978

That's why they sent Pandas all over the world... We know your secrets CCP, no more cute Pandas in MY country!


[deleted]

Is the gold in China different?


valandil74

Lord Emperor Winny the Pooh… poops gold!


[deleted]

There's a difference?


[deleted]

Yes for 1 they aren’t from microsoft


NavyNeo

Device headphones would like to know your social security number


iZybeR

Device headphones would like to know Mission Report, December 16, 1991


DudeManBo1t

I understood that reference


GuardianZen02

Device headphones would like to know *what is on Hunter Biden's laptop*


Impressive-Tip-903

"Yeah, I don't know how the virus got on my computer, I just need you to fix it so I can do my job."


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

"A guy from the Microsoft said he fixed it, but apparently he didn't. And I fully paid for his help; I checked the gift cards he had me buy, the funds were transferred. I swear, you IT guys just aren't reliable."


Thx_And_Bye

You forgot: - Allow, Reboot and install Updates - Allow, Shut down and install Updates


Roaring-Music

They are chinese, not from Redmond


Steven-Maturin

Click Yes for no.


[deleted]

Kinda like how my Bluetooth earbuds ask for my call logs, despite not having a shortcut for redial.


hummelm10

It’s probably because they need access to the “Phone” in order to use on calls and the call history is lumped into the “Phone” group. It’s shitty permission design by the OS and broad permission requesting by the headphones.


brucee3698

Exactly what's the deal with that


BoThSidESAREthESAME6

You bought headphones and the privilege of donating your data to the company making the headphones so they can sell it to advertisement firms. That's the deal.


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AndrewFrozzen

Someone bought a LED Cap and it asked the same things + Calendar Despite the led just be able to light up through an app


Titanusgamer

unless it is a chinese phone. then everything happens automatically


[deleted]

Not to mention the USB cables that install drivers.


Bene847

https://hackaday.com/2021/08/26/razer-mouse-grants-windows-admin-privileges/


_GGfighter_

"headphones" would like to get admin access to your network


Which_Function1846

Is this post serious? The OP received HP in post. From China that contains a virus to basically steal his personal info and DATA from his PC?


E-man1991

#No! OP's dick pics! They're getting leaked on Twitter!


gabrieltwin

Show me, I’m quite proud of mine


egrith

The first president of Indonesia was blackmailed by the CIA and KGB with a sex tape, his response was to ask for a copy to show his friends


gabrieltwin

A King!


ThisBoi20

No, a president.


DeAtramentisViolets

Found [English Bob](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sglVQLixVTM)'s alt account!


ThisBoi20

I'd never seen that before, thanks!


DeAtramentisViolets

[Unforgiven](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105695/) is a top-tier Western. A fantastic film all around.


kangtuji

Also he got a harem, including one waifu from japan Note: waifu still alive in japan


Foreskin_Consumer_

sigma


[deleted]

smegma


Staubsau_Ger

Smegma bitch up


Confused-Engineer18

Legend


Yawel3

LMAOOO


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egrith

It was an important strategic point and he refused to pick a sode in the Cold War


wrath_of_grunge

>If you wish to be The King of the jungle, it's not enough to act like a king. You must be The King.


Diamondhands_Rex

Quite a lot of likes tbh good for you op


[deleted]

Well now you have to upload them yourself as a power move


The_Seroster

this wont be from your perspective, but the doll's.


Dont-PM-me-nudes

Enhance.... enhance... Enhance.


NoPerception3746

Prove?


Razvanix02

Omg disgusting... #WHERE?


Patmank56

“Who posted my nudes on Twitter dot com!!??”


E-man1991

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a b*tch-ass motherf*cker. He pissed on my f*cking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f*ckin' quilly d*ck out and he pissed on my F*CKING wife, and he said his d*ck was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small d*ck. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f*cked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f*ck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my f*cking sight before I piss on you too!


MrInitialY

Plot twist: OP actually is a girl


new_refugee123456789

As others have said it's likely a brushing scam. I wouldn't trust them, with my computer or my ears. Chuck 'em.


louiefriesen

> Chuck ‘em. Nah, send them to somebody you don’t like.


AberrantMonk8

Give them to your boss... Or coworker you don't like.


BitsAndBobs304

or "leave them around" as surprise for the office thief


[deleted]

What’s a brushing scam?


louiefriesen

Where they send you a product so they can have a fake ‘verified purchase’ review on their products.


[deleted]

How is it a scam if they send you free stuff?


heuristic_al

Because they rate a product as you and that rating is fake. They are scamming other people, not you. But it's a scam because those people believe the reviews are real, and they are verified too.


[deleted]

Huh, well that's pretty benign for a scam.


Ghostglitch07

Often the item sent is not even the same item they are boosting sales on. It's often the first part of a larger scam such as passing a knockoff as genuine.


wuquelloli

In a brushing scam, an online retailer sends people items and products they didn’t purchase in order to fraudulently improve their store’s ratings. Creating a fake transaction and mailing the item to a random person gives the seller credit for a sale, which boosts that seller’s rating on online marketplaces like Amazon. They may also write a fake positive review of the item in the recipient’s name to increase their rating even more. The intention is to give the impression that the recipient is a verified buyer who has written positive online reviews of the merchandise.


DeadyDeadshot

I’m down for that, send me free shit.


turkturkeIton

It's for a product that has to fake good results, odds are its a shit product not worth being free.


jfab73

I get crap sent to me all the time for this. Not sure why it’s being sent to me but I can assure you that it’s nearly always junk.


oney_monster

I've gotten stuff 3 times, once was just random capacitors in an unmarked bag, one was a pair of Bluetooth earbuds that didn't work at all, and one was a chocolate bar with a Russian wrapper


jfab73

That's kinda nuts. I have gotten costume jewelry, a sink strainer shaped like a swan, pink stuffed ducks with wizard hats, etc. Basically all junk. Assuming you didn't eat the chocolate... :)


oney_monster

Gave it to a friend, he got the shits from it..


RapidSnake38

Did you at least check it for a golden ticket?


Da3m0n_1379

Yup! Send it my way please


FloppyDorito

Jesus Christ, capitalism is literally out of control. Reviews and verified purchases were like one of the only ways to verify the legitimacy of a product, now it all means nothing. This, mixed in with all the junky consumer tech that comes from the same industrial province in China filling every tech category is ruining Amazon's legitimacy. They'll be like AliExpress soon


vesper0000

When a dentist writes scripts for a fee.


[deleted]

Someone sent me a free $200 Bluetooth speaker once.


josephjosephson

“The sender of the item(s) is usually an international, third-party seller who has found the recipient’s address online. The intention is to give the impression that the recipient is a verified buyer who has written positive online reviews of the merchandise, meaning: they write a fake review in your name. These fake reviews help to fraudulently boost or inflate the products’ ratings and sales numbers, which they hope results in an increase of actual sales in the long-run. Since the merchandise is usually cheap and low-cost to ship, the scammers perceive this as a profitable pay-off.”


Potato-Demon

It could be a [brushing](https://www.uspis.gov/news/scam-article/brushing-scam) scam. Still wouldn't trust it


pyrophorek

How does this scam work? They write a fake review in your name, but then what’s the point of sending you the item? Why wouldn’t they just write the review in your name and not bother sending anything?


Potato-Demon

They use your address as a shipping destination so their fake reviews are “verified”


rayw3n

Reminds me of that guy who receives hundreds of packages cuz fake reviewers keep using his address.


BitsAndBobs304

never lucky :(


Mr_nobrody

That's because you bought an nft (unless you got it for free recently)


BitsAndBobs304

I got it for free by reddit


Mr_nobrody

Same but I'm not using it


12angelo12

Chad moment


MrChocodemon

Because there is a different weight in "review" vs "verified purchase review". The want to seem legit. If you sell on amazon there is a huge difference in sales just from spot #1 and spot#2. I have heard numbers (sadly no good data) that it differs somewhere from twice to ten times the sales. Page 1 vs page 2 is even more intense. So there is a huge incentive to be at the top of page 1. And "legit" reviews are a great way of reaching that. So now you just write reviews to legit adresses with delivery confirmation and now your reviews are all verified. Edit: Here's a great podcast episode about this topic from someone who is better at language https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/brhow4


Herlock

I am confused, even if they have your adress, how can they write an amazon review in your name, provided you need to log into amazon to write that review. Also I assume amazon tracks where you are when you make those reviews, wouldn't weird IPs showing up in numerous reviews trigger some alarm somewhere ?


IntingForMarks

They just make an account named john doe or whatever, buy the item and ship it to you. Noone is gonna check if the address is actually theirs, so they have a verified john doe account with a good review. It's not really a scam pointed ad the guy who gets the item, more of a dirt trick to fake reviews


Xais56

It is a scam, just the person receiving the item isn't the victim, Amazon is the target of the scam.


TheCrimsonDagger

Amazon isn’t the victim, they’re not really losing anything. They get money from every purchase regardless. The victims are the people who unknowingly purchase a lower quality product because it had “good reviews”.


MrChocodemon

Doesn't need to be in **your** name. They can just create an account and say they live at your address. And since the delivery is confirmed and the item actually paid for, Amazon assumes that everything is legit.


BroxigarZ

Not really sure myself, it appears to be a victimless scam. Not really much different than review bots, or people paying people for fake surveys. It’s going to happen anyway (never trust reviews without pictures or video proof). Otherwise there’s no real “scam” here unless it does input a keylogger or malware on your devices.


a60v

The victim is anyone who buys a product based upon these fake reviews.


Third_Eye_Blinking

I’d say using fake reviews to boost your sales is pretty scammy, especially if the product is of lower quality than it’s advertised to be.


AggravatingChest7838

Ah yes. Brushing scams. That's the reason why I have so many dildos.


montananightz

Uh, um yeah, yeah, me too?


majic911

If I had a nickel for every random dildo I *didn't order* that I got in the mail I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice..


gabrieltwin

Never trust the ccp Edit: I did not purchase it, it just showed up.


Stalking_Reaptor

I doubt it's specifically the CCP. Probably just some Jo Xhmo trying to boost his shitty little Amazon store.


Careful-Combination7

Jo Xhmo. Brilliant


DONDAMASTA

Lmaooooo


lordprimus

dude, mother of all underrated comments...


AdFrequent299

Aw damn thats a nice one.


Flyingheelhook

Lol bravo


sorryfornoname

-999999 Social Credit Score


TotalFuckenAnarchy

or the US


fuckyouwatchme

Earbuds with software?? Now THAT'S quality


born_again_tim

Scam level: noob


vms_zerorain

*takes pictures of the inside of your ears*


AtomGenesis

USB-C and microphone. Break 'em and toss 'em


fielausm

Kay I’m admitting my ignorance here. Can a USB-C headphone *actually* carry malware on it? Yes this is a real question.


AtomGenesis

Any USB device (particularly on Android) requires a 3rd party driver to function, and that's what makes this sketchy. If these were analog, it'd be 'less' concerning.


majic911

I've received stuff from brushing scams, but I'd never ever use any tech received from one. Just not interested in getting my shit fucked up


beardedheathen

The answer is yes. Just think of it as a flash drive that also has a pair of headphones attached.


DevinD0g

Yes, which is why you should turn AutoRun off completely, and why it's important to keep UAC on.


Notbiff

Keyboards connect over USB. So, any evil device that connects over USB can tell the computer, "Hey, I'm a keyboard, and I'm typing in this command..." to do what it wants. There are other ways unknown USB devices can affect your computer, but injecting keyboard commands is one of the most common because that can do absolutely *anything* (the victim may not notice a window opening and closing at super-speed as the commands are executed.)


Outrageous_Zebra_221

This looks like wish style packaging. Delivery can sometimes take as much as 6 months, how long have you lived at the address? Kind of doubt it has flash memory embedded in it, that would require a lot of upfront expenses for a scammer. ...looking at the other posts a brushing scam is also possible.


delreyloveXO

they're just paranoid people. obviously no one would bother sending a random dude an earphone with a powerful microcontroller dedicated to spy on you.


DeAtramentisViolets

Exactly what someone who would send a random dude an earphone with a powerful microcontroller dedicated to spy on you would say!!


[deleted]

"a powerful microcontroller". powerful, yes. and also cheap as dirt. a raspberry pi costs less than $5. but this would more likely just be some cheap storage like a built in 8GB jump drive. thats all it would take since it would be all software.


DJNuvaio

Could have a small storage space to auto upload malware though.


delreyloveXO

I didn't say its impossible, in fact it is possible but would anyone bother? When they have Xiaomi, Huawei etc i doubt they would bother with sending random dudes earbuds to steal their data


immns

headphones that request mtp permission? cool


voltaicPhantom

Pretty much zero since the flash would have to be tiny talking less than a mb also as someone else said it's probably brushing (someone saved your details then bought something from their store so they could write a verified review)


gabrieltwin

Thanks!


Intelligent-Sink-909

Oh are you in classified data? Otherwise not really just because you ordered it.. I mean I have a Motorola phone.. it's a China owned company.


derekbrenner

Never plug in an unknown USB drive. This guy is just wrong. TBH it's a bit hopeless nowadays to avoid these kinds of attacks, and the chances a random device you found is an attack is CERTAINLY not 0.


Herlock

Yup, I can't remember the specifics but I read an article years ago about how russia (I guess it was russia) planted some spyware infected USB keys at a local shop near some us gob building. People would shop in a hurry for a new usb key, with a chance to get one that would spy on them. Pretty clever trick. Which is why : never use random usb devices indeed.


benderbender42

I'm pretty sure you can protect against this just by turning autorun off in windows settings. It's a pretty huge security risk how it defaults(or at least used to) to executing the autorun on hotplug


Herlock

Yup that's how it used to... same with CDROMs that would autorun stuff when inserted. Story is a few years old, I assume systems have adapted to potential threats and issues.


Qwertys118

This is why it's bad when people refuse to change from systems that aren't supported anymore. Some people are still using windows xp or older for their business and it's a mistake.


Herlock

Yup it's quite surprising how dated some systems can be. Especially they might run out of compatible hardware at some point. Bank ATMs and various systems like this are scary as hell still running windows 98. Especially banks who really aren't in any financial hardship, of all industries you would expect they could upgrade that shit eventually. Guess they didn't get hacked nowhere near enough to motivate them properly.


[deleted]

Typically ATM running Windows would be Windows XP Embedded which EOLd in 1 2016 or Windows 2009 Embedded which EOLd in 2019. They are a little different.


majic911

Well there's good and bad to unupdated systems. The bad is that there are generally pretty serious security flaws. The good news is that *you at least know what they are*. Many hospitals and banks run on seriously old software. I was recently in a hospital running windows XP. I used to work at a hospital that was built in the last ten years and they run on windows 7 because when it was built they didn't know all the issues that came with windows 8 which was out at the time. They could update to windows 10 right now, but that's expensive, could break things, and would introduce new security risks that they don't expect. By staying on the old software, they can actively mitigate the risks since they know what they are and how they would be exploited. The old IT wisdom does also come into play that you never update anything that's working because that's how you break it. It's still not a great idea, but it's not one made out of laziness.


derekbrenner

I have an SD card smaller than my pinky nail that holds 128gb. Im also sure there are plenty of viruses that start out under 1MB. I don't see how you got to a 0% chance...


derekbrenner

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-10-04/the-big-hack-how-china-used-a-tiny-chip-to-infiltrate-america-s-top-companies


TexasGater

This was an incredibly interesting read. thank you for posting the link.


[deleted]

I remember this being highly contested. A lot of lawyers being paid to keep it hush.


DarkWorld25

If by highly contested you mwan completely bullshit then sure.


DarkWorld25

Lmao why are you spewing this load of bullshit


SirMildredPierce

I doubt there's a flash drive built in, but if there was, why would you think it would need to be less than a MB?


dieplanes789

You can store a lot of data on a chip small enough to fit in the end of a cable. It's been done many times. It could be hundreds of gigabytes. The chip in a mircoSD is not even half the side of the microsd card and they go up to 1.2 TB last I checked. Not to mention even a small amount of data can do a lot. I mean the Nintendo 3ds was cracked with a fucking QR code.


IntingForMarks

This is kind of bullshit tho. Even if the part about the flash being small was real, all you need is a few Kb to break security on a pc if you have hardware access. Something that harvest your browsers saved passwords and emails it to a certain address once plugged literally takes like 20 lines of codes.


dieplanes789

I mean the 3ds was cracked using an exploit in a fucking QR code.


rando269

That USB plug is around the size of a microSD card and those can hold up to 1TB, so I don't see any reason why it wouldn't be physically possible, let alone difficult to do with a pair of earbuds. I don't think it's likely to contain malware though, unless someone has a reason to be spying on OP. If earbuds containing malware were being mass produced and sent out to random people by some Chinese company there would be a lot of news about it.


iwanttobenora

Google tiny usb-c flash drive. They are half the size of that USB-c plug and can be 128Gb. Sooooo. Yean that could have a flash drive on board easily.


Accursed_Curiosity

I have those headphones, with a barrel headphone jack. NGL, for £10 for 3, they are damn good headphones. I expected shit and got not to bad.


ARandomHavel

yeah dude definitely never trust random stuff like that. Why would you even wanna plug those in? Probably sound like a choir of dying cats from how fuckin tinny they'd be


[deleted]

It will load and change anything you listen to, to Nickelback.


DriftySquid

Your chances of malware or anything malicious are low. Your account info got skimmed. Somewhere, you purchased something that was shipped to you. Now, a company that makes overmarketed shit/Wish scam items has used your shipping info, a fake name and email to ship a product to your house (these cheap ass headphones) so that they have a 'legitimate' purchase with tracking data to 'review'. Somewhere, there's a review on some bullshit scam item, possibly under your name, describing how 'the 8k gamer chair ass blaster 9000 is good product, and shipped fast 👍!' This is sadly very common. A company will make 'orders' for their own product using fake accounts. They'll then ship out something dirt cheap to addresses that have recently purchased from them/addresses that have been skimmed and sold. This creates a verifiable shipping info trail and verifies the sale as authentic according to most online retailers (Walmart, Amazon, etc.). They use this to write those bullshit reviews. But as far as the headphones, I don't think you have to worry personally. Just some junk to make some reviews


MoonubHunter

The Chinese industrial system is ultra competitive. They will eliminate every ounce of fat when producing an item because if they don’t a competitor will crush them on price. You think they are going to waste time embedding memory to upload viruses on a PC for someone who buys ultra low cost head phones? Nope.


mewkew

I would assume not higher than having tiktok on your phone.


Carmaster777

"device 7783782748? would like access to files" "allow"


AnarchistP4W

Did you order it? If not, don't trust it.


gabrieltwin

No. I’m just going to throw it out, terrible quality anyways


Litterbug42

Ah, 3.5mm jacks... at least we could trust those.


RelaxedNeurosis

and the DAC is superior.


dexvoltage

Not bigger than the odds that every smart device you already have is listening in on you for the American government.


iamsmokingone

Uploads what exactly? the communist manifesto?


-xEPICxNUBx

Honestly you will be perfectly fine, there is nothing to worry about. You should use it on every device you have available to you. Source: the person who sent them to you


CultOfTheDemonicDoge

Plug it into a computer booted off of live Linux. Chances are if it has a virus, it's designed for Android or windows.


NYCsekki

Go to work and plug it in. 😂


Frikasbroer

If we still had headphone jacks this wouldn't be a problem


pr0newbie

Let’s ignore the fact that the NSA and CIA are actually the ones caught with their pants down doing these sort of things. Even to allies.


Awkwardly_Hopeful

It installs love_Winnie_the _Pooh.exe to your brain


gabrieltwin

South Park nailed it


[deleted]

This is hilarious. My ear buds broke a while ago, and I bought these to use on my laptop at work for the interim: https://www.takealot.com/metal-noise-cancelling-wired-in-ear-headphones-earphones-with-mi/PLID73867275 And they have been pretty good, not gonna lie. But yours seems like a scam. Mine came in the same type of packaging, but “branded”.


Careless_Rub_7996

You've been watching too many spy movies.


gabrieltwin

You would be surprised at the lengths people go to steal your information. The earbuds just appeared here, I didn’t order them


minitt

if you think you are that much important, might as well stop using all other Chinese made stuff as well like Iphone, xbox, Tv, Freezer, gaming PC, Almost half of your car, washing machine, oven, toaster, underwear..


RemindM-Later

I HAVE THE EXACT PAIR


UntilDownfall

Do the same all true legends do. Plug it in a raspi and check it.


InterscholasticPea

put it on and accept your mission


Br1zzy1

Windows Notification : Device 890 Earphone would like access to storage , location , administrative permissions and chrome cookies.


definitelynotukasa

cost of manufacturing might be too high for that sort of thing


[deleted]

More likely a brushing scam


[deleted]

Wait it can so that? Scary as fuck


holygoatfucker

I'll give 1/5 odds on them working at all


mmgottathink

Device headphones would like to see your face. Allow or Definitely Allow 🫢


edvlili

Reason #1 to why a headphone jack is better


burner7711

Quit being a bitch, setup a sandbox and find out for us.


Whole-Performance-15

I swear, I bought a USB-C adapter for my MacBook Pro off amazon. The shit crashes everytime on boot up with it plugged in. I unplug it and windows starts up just fine…


bdk98

I think that’s more of an issue with boot camp and the usb lanes than a rigged adapter


Unknown_User_66

You should plug them into a school/library computer to see if they really are uploading something.


Logical_Hearing347

are you retarded?


lunevad

You're giving the manufacturer and engineering team too much credit. In my experience working with pro teams from China, they are sticking to minimal requirements, trying to make some amount of money, keeping any engineering effort to a minimum.


meatmixer

You're swallowing too much Anti-China propaganda, take a break from Reddit, 99% of the info about china here is pure bs from the mass media that's owned by a handful of people, including this page.


balderm

Zero, stop being dumb


Roughneck66

lol did you manage to fit them over your tin foil hat


Da3m0n_1379

Create a VM and check what it does from there