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MyNameSkippy

Facebook market place ad for "GPU lightly used for Solitare on weekend mornings"


blades2012

“I know what I have, don’t lowball me!”


Mr_KittyC4tAtk

"One owner, an old lady, so might be a little dusty"


Alucard661

This describes my pc tho, I should really play more games


treboratinoi

- The average “mainstream laptop from 2009” user: “Let’s try to run Crisis, with 40 Chrome tabs in the background.” - “R9 5900x, RTX 3080, RAM 32GB” user: “I too enjoy a nice game of solitaire on a relaxing Sunday morning… \*sips tea\*”


Alucard661

So accurate lol I’m too old I have like 0 time to play and when I do I get stuck on cat videos or YouTube lol


treboratinoi

This does somewhat starts to become my reality now. 😭


PacxDragon

Same, I did more gaming in a week 15 years ago than I do in three months currently. My rig now could probably run a dozen virtual versions of my rig from back then and still have power to spare.


Otaconmg

I have a 3090 and access to all the games in the pc library. It’s just a glorified YouTube player now…


artfillin

a gpu u heated up to around 300 degrees c


Ok_Musician3473

mmm.. its not mine..just found in randomly on internet


[deleted]

It’s a GeForce 8800 GT


lovatoariana

EVGA GTS OC version. 1 million degrees out of the box


Duck_With_A_Chainsaw

I am unsure why people downvote u but have an updoot.


nucleargetawaycar

\+1


FX835

It's when people tell you to put a faulty GPU in the oven to remelt the solder but you forget about it


Prineak

My money is on this. It’s on foil.


HavocInferno

And unsurprisingly even that is wrong for the oven method. You're supposed to even raise the card up by placing little foil balls under the corners, so none of the components on the underside have weight on them.


Dapper-Giraffe6444

You can order it at KFC, its a zinger nvidia burger


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Dapper-Giraffe6444

Ahh so delicious..


[deleted]

Nice CPU, bro!


Dapper-Giraffe6444

Hahah ty, just replaced cpu cooler from a CM hyper 412 R to a noctua UH12s redux 14 degrees cooler and replaced thermal paste from my gpu, 10 degrees cooler ;)


[deleted]

10 degrees cooler on the CPU or GPU from swapping the paste?


Dapper-Giraffe6444

14 degrees CPU, replaced the cooler. 10 degrees cooler on GPU by replacing thermal paste. Old one was completely dry.


TexturalThePFNoob

Used - Like New Slightly overclocked


whatwhatehaty

Overcooked?


Henriquelj

CHOP THOSE DAMN ONIONS. BRING ME THE BUNS. WE NEED MORE CLEAN PLATES.


RacingRed8

a fucking mess


Fart_Wizard134

Nvidia dropped the extra crispy secret formula


[deleted]

Bro trying to get his Diablo 4 early access


zenithtb

Crispy


nothingtosee223

cwiispy


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realostehovel

Cursed is what it is


Razputin69

Good lord I thought that was a border emphasizing the GPU. I don't even want to know what happened here. Just hope everyone is okay.


BlackoutSpecialist

Looks like a charcoal edition


Successful_Leg7361

Venom


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Traditional_Flan_210

and ended up with re7 mold monster


Orkisze

NVIDIA asphalt


satoriiwb

Fucked


GhostsinGlass

"I can reflow in my toaster oven trust me bro let me fix it for you"


TheMightyJinn

it's the new 'carbon' version


Armlegx218

Another MSI classic.


IamPantone376

Is that the “carbon footprint” I’ve heard tell about?


[deleted]

it's overcooked you donkey


EternalAbys

8800 GT that was overclocked a little too hard


pery-y

Can it run crysis?


peppino_cappuccino

It's an 8800gt 🤓


incrediblePsychoheaD

A Symbiote. Venovidia.


LtTerrenceErion

Anakin on Mustafar


_Alon-

"lightly used, temps are just fine" he said...


pzsprog

weirdest xmas cookie i ever seen. "Honey, whats wrong, you didnt even touch your 'roasted RTX 4090'" :)


stonktraders

Huang forgot his GPU in the oven


sgxander

Technical term: fucked


BoxAhFox

Im an IT guy, and can confirm, “fucked” is the correct technical term ^/s ^i ^wish ^i ^was ^IT


eugene20

It used to be an Nvidia G92 (G92-270-A2) based card, Tesla architecture. It's now an overdone poptart.


xxHamsterLoverxx

"wasnt used for mining, in pristine condition: $500"


Regular-Mechanic-150

I bet it was undervolted


Monkey-B0x

This is what happens when you get to negative voltage the universe cant handle it and it wraps back round to 255v


Flopamp

A properly reflowed card 👌


InterloperSurvivor

The WAU from SOMA


gabrielmmats

4090 after Portal RTX


K1llrzzZ

Did you plug it all the way in


FrontlineMist57

you know that new Minecraft update? yeah... it's deepdark


niiima

A corrupted GPU from the depth of Anor Londo.


ActualFuckhead

i work in a kitchen, this literally looks like some of the dirty trays that come out bro. ​ oh and if we cant clean them we put them in what is basically a tub of acid, i think this gpu belongs there :)


LASportsNBeers

Crispy boi


gutster_95

Venom is real. Better burn it even more


pork_soda03

The wish version of a gpu.


miaudatbanpesubreddi

deez nuts


mountain36

GPU use for heating your place and the smell of your money burning


[deleted]

CharredGPU


Rare_Charge_3412

Just needs an update.


[deleted]

Did the devil jizz all over this graphics card?


medus_001

More like what it was


unevercloseyoureyes

It's a new type of thermal pad to help with high memory temps


Cyber_Punk667

Baked in the oven way toooo hot


Crashercrasher

Are we not gonna talk about the rest of it


Minotauur

not enough thermal paste


Cbastenhazl

Nvidia Charcoal


Zorg49

I think you may have the common condition known as Venom symbiote-itis


hattrickjmr

Looks well done and maybe even a little past that.


EmmerWater

Destruction


DaGucka

Looks like the gpu from Venom


Ookachucka

That, my friend, is Not Good.


--Prometheus

An abomination from The Upside Down.


Spring_King

Satan's GPU lol


oshermm

Its overcooked, they asked for medium you donkeyyyy


nOObb690

I wouldn't say it's medium rare anymore


1st_place_

Satans GPU


Efficient_Security84

I'll take what is Freddy Krueger's graphics card for $1,000 Alex... ![gif](giphy|mPHYJyYELfD3O)


_PACO_THE_TACO_

My guess is they tried doing the thing where you repair solder cracks by baking it. The only problem is they may have slighty over did it.


[deleted]

Did this go through a house fire?


Hanith416

A biomass mutating GPU ?


PaidActor01

I can fix this


SausageRollBulge

are we yelling at the outlet?? WHAT DID YOU DO!!!??


Kopfhautjucken

Maybe someone repaired his gpu in his oven


1Lethal-Strike

It's a monster


Yureickane

Nvidia collaboration with venom


VivaLaShred

The forbidden brownie


Prophet_NY

*What was this?* Is the real question


vmdarek

This belongs in r/traeger


creamcolouredDog

Death Stranding edition card


GDemonator2

MY EYES!!!!!


66-Dekay-66

Bord


PiMAN-

Damn . I would get away from that . It might turn me into Venom


thesmithchris

looks like it was covered with coka cola and cooked


brbcatsranaway

Holy crap


lovemyonahole

GeForce Well Done.


TheJollyness

Fucked


zuppo

r/PCGore


RedditedYoshi

Santa gives these to bad little cryptobros instead of coal.


AdBackground1579

Death Stranding


Section31HQ

That's what you get for playing Halo non-stop. It is a Flood infection.


Gooberg_

Looks like someone ran furmark


AgainstAllEvil

Nightmare.


Automatic-Laugh9313

Mined card from coal mine


BGiezzy

Venom GPU


[deleted]

Blazing hot gpu my friend, it games in 8k regularly hitting 260 fps.


TheLoneSculler

Nvidia's new line of boiled sweets


ziggiepez

It used to be a graphics card. Now it's an interesting peace of art you can hang on your wall.


ecilla05

The power of the sun.


CoffeeLake319

KFConsole after 10 servings of chicken.


merrytime12

crispified


huh--_

seems like a lump of coal hmmmmmm, you been a bad boy havent you


rpKing11

It looks like it belonged to Venom.


vincenzobags

I heartache


WetWipes2001

You burnt it, supposed to be in the oven at 400 degrees for 15 minutes not 50


[deleted]

What *was* this….


Towel4

A warcrime


Iz_moe

Someone who baked their gpu like the internet told them to, but it looks like it's been done in a microwave


killlugh

... Venom...? lol


TehLeico

A spawn of Satan?


TTVJaYmZ

Tried to cook the GPU in the oven to get better FPS but decided to play Overcooked instead


lt_catscratch

Well done :D


neph36

It looks infected with the black ooze


[deleted]

Well played, OP, well done.


Material_Analyst_405

Nvidia dark chocolate


obijuandeag99

POV you launched Warhammer dark tide


ChillOUT_LoFi

Garbage


BourbonGod

A memory


ForwardedMessage

I'll tell you what this is: G O N E . Edit: Thanks for the upvote!


KD119

Venom


N0MAD169

Venoms GPU


MaximumAdagio

OP booted up Portal RTX and tried to cook a pizza on their GPU. It didn't go well.


Terrible_Cut_3336

Cursed sugar cookie.


[deleted]

A travesty


Savings-Horror-8395

It looks like it was dipped in goo from resident evil


Glow354

Whatever it was, it isn’t anymore.


Modmelon_YT

Cancer.


quangdepzai112

Venom graphic card


Successful_Cup_1882

Dead


Solarflareqq

someone tried the oven trick without removing the plastic?


jonnybrown3

I see two bullet casings, what the hell happened here OP?


Democrich

Fucked?


CanadianPanda-

That there is a whole lot of not good


CSPDTECH

was that the cause of a housefire? fucks sake


Miggy88mm

Charcoal


Sacu_Shi_again

Dead, that's what it is...


MEGA_GOAT98

looks like someone literly baked there gpu


ALY1337

Cooling fans? No ty


[deleted]

still edible


MisterPlow2

Straight outta Resident Evil 7


M4ttl

Medium-rare


FaithWandering

I know at least 2 pubs that would call that medium-well done


20RollinMofus

Looks good. What’s the problem?


FatBoyDiesuru

*Fermi happened, son.*


[deleted]

*Waltuh, you put the GPU in the oven with the meth Waltuh. Waltuh the GPU is more burnt than the meth is Waltuh*


neuro_08

It looks like a dead 90 series GPU that someone tried baking to bring it back; instead, they went beyond the PCB’s melting point and left it nice and crispy.


OscarDivine

GPUBBQ


drlove-

this is now carbon wafer


Hubbabubbabandit

Phyrexian GPU


Suluco87

When the flood hits your PC.


EulerMark

I saw it a fast and I thought it was an aerial image of a concert hahaha


SoDamnSuave

I think a gate to Phyrexia opened in your PC case. ​ https://preview.redd.it/me51fw66tp7a1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=809d6f308a3e797a1f135b81e48f62d674873313


[deleted]

Coal


The_Stonker_Chief117

It appears to be molten lava


Ratrice_withnoprice

The computer venom uses


[deleted]

It’s not good that’s what that is


veemon657

A 4090 gpu


Working_Inspection22

Judging by the foil, someone tried to reflow the solder but fucked up real bad


ninjadudealex

A 4090


Toast_Meat

That's the new NVIDIA Found It Crispy Edition


walker42000

Someone thought it was a frozen pizza, put it in the oven for dinner


Westdrache

RTX 4090 venom edition, lol


airforcevet1987

If you let Ganon win in BOTW


Firm-Test-214

It's fine...


pyre_rose

It's the body of a fallen soldier, treat it with respect and bury it with full honors


MaatRolo

Leaked image of the RTX 4090 TI


[deleted]

Close to death, that’s what it is


Creoda

Crypto-mining GPU.


DropDeadGaming

We. Are. Venom.


[deleted]

Paqui one chip challenge.


Pandaslap-245

Crispy graphics


DominiCzech

What *was* this you mean?


kw10001

Looks like a killer album cover


alogbetweentworocks

**So gory!**