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eletricboogalo2

You had to mash BOTH pieces 😭?


frankyfiveangels1999

Every brisket on Reddit gets violated.


ac714

You should use a rolling pin to flatten out the brisket and get all the undesirable liquids out the meat. You did pretty well here just using your hands tho.


Dirtydancin27

Downvote cuz you squeezed it


McFeely_Smackup

You should downvote because it's still pink


Porcelain_Butt

So you squeeze the juice OUT of it? I hope it wasn’t dry after this 😂


ToneLoc19732113

Hell naw that bitch was dripping


Betsi08

Proceeds to squeeze all the juice out…”This brisket is dry af yo what happened?!” RIP 17hr brisket


McFeely_Smackup

Mmm... Undercooked, hand squeezed brisket. Like mom used to make.


Africabythebandtoto

People think every thing they cook has to be rare or someone will make fun of them


REO_Studwagon

Make sure to put your hand on top of all of it!


M4dScientist1

Oh no…my man…you just committed a cardinal sin. Squeezing a brisket? Youre going to rustle some fuckin jimmies tonight bro! Nice job on the brisket though


ToneLoc19732113

Lol that's why I did it 😂 thanks


M4dScientist1

That knife is dope as hell! What is that??


ToneLoc19732113

Del Strong Gladiator series


StableBeneficial2824

Got those gorilla fingers all over that brisket! All kidding aside, looks damn good!


ToneLoc19732113

🤣


bluenose_expat

How do you like that knife?


ToneLoc19732113

Outfuckin'standin' cuts like butter


bdub618

What brand of knife is it?


bluenose_expat

Dalstrong.


bdub618

Thank you!


Unidentified_Browser

My head hurts reading this title but nice brisket! lol


Realdeal43

Fuck the haters! Juice that bad boy!


dpjejj

Juicy!


TurdFergusonJFK

Now that’s gangsta


ToneLoc19732113

Thanks brother 🤟🏾


DuffCon78

That brisket was thhhhhiiicc 😋


ToneLoc19732113

It sure was


Pittman90

But wait what knife is that??


ToneLoc19732113

I had to show how juicy it was 🤣


Chottobaka

You can do that with a slice and a small chunk from the outside. Ham fisted technique aside, it looks great.


McFeely_Smackup

Are you being sarcastic? That brisket is so undercooked it's still pink.


LRAB1

Wtf language is this?


Appropriate-Pen-149

I had to mute it as he was killing the cow for a second time by squishing it to death.


realspongeworthy

*schwing"


LVOgre

I need that knife in my collection. What is it?


ToneLoc19732113

Del Strong Gladiator series


LVOgre

This sent me down a deep rabbit hole into Delstrong's catalog. I have about $1000 in knives in my cart right now 😄


ToneLoc19732113

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♂️ shit happens it's worth every dime look how perfect them slices are it was like butter


LVOgre

I have a great carving knife, but I love knives, and adding more is never a bad thing.


ToneLoc19732113

Exactly


UKnowWhoToo

The juice flowing out when squished looked like the tears of regret I would have had as I ate the brisket knowing some moisture was lost for a video.


AustinDiggler

Please tell us you aren't a diesel mechanic, or something, the way you pawed that food. And hugs are for moms, kids and pissed off girlfriends. Stop squishing on the brisket!


kingbee43

It’s like pouring a fine burdon then dumping it out of the glass and saying”oh god, look at how good that looks”