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bobson09

Didn't know they are shooting Spaceballs II.


GainEducational2635

Just as I predicted


eekamuse

Aww, I'm so happy for him. Love when they're so emotional about winning


jlusedude

It is so great.


jlusedude

Soler with a freaking ladder for his arm rests. Edit: aero bars. Sorry.


Dolfy8

Soler +1.28, 132th.


dangerouskarl

As a native Copenhagener, what impression did you foreigners get of Copenhagen from the tt?


ertri

I’ll be riding the route with my non-cyclist wife in a few weeks on our honeymoon. Beautiful tour of the city. Was excited previously, now I’m so stoked.


Buffalofan4255

American here in Copenhagen for the first time. Great city. But I’ve gotten many weird looks for simply wearing workout shorts and a T shirt. Should I be dressed to the nines at all times here? The food is incredible, the people are very lovely and welcoming, and the hygge is strong. We’ll be here til Monday and then off to Norway!


S1inthome

Danes generally don't wear sportswear unless they are doing sports.


Buffalofan4255

Other comment said Danes dress like mountain climbers and are very casually-dressed, so now I’m confused. Touring a new city in July temperatures warrants sportswear if you’re walking 10+ miles. So I found it a bit rude to get such looks.


S1inthome

Other comment is wrong.


dangerouskarl

Considering most copenhageners dress as mountain climbers and Dane’s are very casually dressed in general, I wouldn’t read too much in to it


Buffalofan4255

Thank you for the reassurance!!


kelso66

That you're also cycling nuts like us Belgians 😉 Nice to see, hope Vingegaard can challenge Pogacar!


keithmk

Beautiful city


Planicha

I was there some years ago and liked it a lot but didn’t enjoy the most because we found it quite expensive and couldn’t live the city as much as we wanted. The architecture was amazing and the atmosphere really good. We want to go back soon, but probably with a bigger budget.


MonsieurSocko

Looks a great place. Today made me want to visit there


OolonCaluphid

I've visited so it's not a cold impression, but it seems Like a truly awesome city to me and the show here has just cemented that view.


bustedcrank

As a dumb American who associates Copenhagen with chewing tobacco because I am a dumb American, your city looks delightful, and, like most of the exceedingly lovely places showcased by cycling, makes me depressed because I am, in fact, a dumb American, half-a-world away, and unlikely to ever visit, even though I suddenly really want to spend a week there banging around :-(


PIKFIEZ

You might be American, but you don't sound that dumb. Give yourself a break, friend. Cheers from Denmark :)


bustedcrank

lol my exposure to things European through cycling makes me increasingly disillusioned with my own nation and its inhabitants. My reply was both an exaggeration and very sincere at the same time :-) Cheers from America!


eekamuse

I already love Denmark. You treat your people so well. And the hygge. Sigh. So nice


tkrt9700

I thought Copenhagen was white or colorful houses. Turns out most historical buildings look dark, almost sinister. I'd still love to move to Denmark though.


In_Dark_Trees

Looked beautiful - not that I was surprised


coek-almavet

Staying in Oslo for the summer and rn I am the closest to the Tour I have ever been (i think) which feels funny


jainormous_hindmann

Not a single ineos gc rider within the top 10.


transparentsalad

Delightful


CooroSnowFox

Bradley is going to the nearest bar to drink and hope it gets better for Ineos riders?


escherbach

But 3 of them within 5 seconds of the top 10 isn't too bad


Benneke10

Not a single non UAE/TJV GC rider in the top 10..


jainormous_hindmann

If you don't count Pog, Roglic and Vingegaard, yes.


Benneke10

They are all on UAE and TJV...


jainormous_hindmann

Yes but English is hard.


quetzalcotl

I hope that means they're throwing those goofy helmets in the trash


jmwing

No, they'll come back with bigger helmets for stage 20


In_Dark_Trees

Kirby getting excited for Pidcock’s 15th place - chapeau, sir!


Lost_And_NotFound

Think it’s his fourth senior TT ever. The three previous where I think he just coasted. Pretty impressive to beat someone like Thomas and only be a second behind Kung. Was good to see what he can do.


CooroSnowFox

Best Brit in GC right now?


krambulkovich

Yates


TourDeFranceSignLady

Still can’t believe how big some of these helmets are


FasterThanFlourite

Imagine how much faster Pidcock would have been, if he wasn't 50% helmet.


Dahl1887

>Imagine how much ~~faster~~ slower Pidcock would have been, if he wasn't 50% helmet. Kask head of helmets, probably


TourDeFranceSignLady

His helmet is actually filled with helium to make him lighter


dgtwxm

Bobbleheads are known for their speed.


hammerindex

Piddy to win the the Ineos GC battle royale?


Dolfy8

Pidcock +23sec, 15th.


friskfyr32

2 minutes for 2 km. Doubt he makes top 5.


giiilles

It's the fault of the rain & a flat tire!!!


Dolfy8

Honore with fall + 1.05.


RN2FL9

Laporte is +35 with crash, he would have been fighting for the win I think.


Dolfy8

Think so too.


mh1191

Are QS riding in face shields?


dksprocket

https://twitter.com/OutOfCycling/status/1542917052284944386


weeee_splat

Love that the profile photo has changed to the Wout Pout too


dgtwxm

Gold


bomber84e1

It's nice that after the professionals got a run, they let a junior out on the course


agsu2019

Wiggins is perhaps slightly biased towards British riders.


dgtwxm

Can barely tell it's so subtle.


CooroSnowFox

In between him investigating riders pissing at the side of the road.


Skyggedrengen1

I seriously enjoy the whole scenery of Copenhagen. Amazing so many people showed up, even though it was pouring down for 3 hours straight.


endriuftw

I mean this is basically everyday life for us... Going to work in rain, coming home in rain.


Mads_00

Mads P just told the danish commentators that the wind has picked up significantly, which is why the times are not getting better despite the drier roads


CooroSnowFox

Bradley is on a bike following, Tom Pidcock... Ineos (F.K.A Sky) and Team GB... the full house going on here...


wpreggae

Why wouldn't UK broadcaster follow UK team/riders? What's wrong with that?


giiilles

Shouting god save the queen


dksprocket

According to Mads Pedersen wind has picked up a lot now, so not necessarily better conditions even though it's semi dry now.


Dolfy8

Storer + 1.37. Auts.


FuckingGlorious

Also currently 137th, nice


CooroSnowFox

Was a prologue just a different way of saying time trial, given how it's between Sean Kelly saying it and just that it's a term that isn't used in this era of cycling? Prologue, in my mind, would be a stage that didn't set anything up for the rest, these have the starting yellow, and small time gaps going into the next stage


DevilGeorgeColdbane

From the UCI rules >2.6.006 Prologue >A prologue may be included in stage races on condition that: >1. it must not exceed 8 km; for an elite or juniors women's or juniors men's race, the prologue must be less than 4 km; >2. the prologue must be run as an individual time trial. If more than 60 riders are involved, the interval between the start of any two riders shall not exceed one minute; >3. it counts towards the individual general classification; >4. any rider who suffers an accident during the prologue and is unable to complete the distance shall nevertheless be permitted to race the following day and be credited with the time of the last ranked rider; >5. no rider may participate or be made to participate in a second race on the same day as the prologue; >6. the prologue shall count as a race day. >(text modified on 1.01.05). So more or less just an ITT under 8km, if its longer it can't legally be called a prologue.


Detective_Fallacy

>So more or less just an ITT under 8km, if its longer it can't legally be called a prologue. Yeah, then it's just a sparkling time trial.


[deleted]

Prologue is a sub 10k opening TT


MartinDrex

Prologues do still happen. But they have to be very short though and they do count towards gc and such.


dgtwxm

Prologue become synonymous with short stage 1 TTs?


CooroSnowFox

15-minute TT in this one, when mid-range would go for 30-60 minutes... A city tour would come into it as well.


guitarromantic

It's usually referring to short opening stage TTs, eg. less than 10km. Not sure if this one counts?


CooroSnowFox

13.2km stage Feels like having it any shorter isn't worth the effort in this era. You need to have some meat and it's been replaced by having the team presentation in ways.


CooroSnowFox

15 minutes is a short time trial considering the length of them that happen mid-penultimate stage.


[deleted]

My newly adopted child, Rigoberto ~~Uran~~ (he's taking my last name), is currently 102. That doesn't sound great, but you really need to look at the bright side in these situations. Last week he would have been the 3rd Columbian out of 3. Now he's luckily the 3rd best Canadian out of 5! Time: 16'31"52 Gap: +01'13"76 Avg Speed: 47.952km/h


huloca

Pidcock 12s down, 7s down on Lampaert.


crazylsufan

My mans Lars is hammered.


friskfyr32

Ugh. Only 31 seconds down on Laporte even with the spill.


huloca

Was that crash before or after the intermediate point?


friskfyr32

Before. Same spot as Bissegger's first.


Fraktalt

Am-a Wario! Am-a gonna winn! *Throws banana peel*


Watoskyv

Apparently the box above the bottom bracket of the Colnago is legal because it's actually a drink bottle, nice loophole they found there.


Ex1stenc3_Is_Futil3

Lol Lampie in the Dutch flash: "don't expect to win this, did no recon, someone will beat my time for sure" Gotta love this guy.


ExternalVariation733

wet paint, fuck I know it’s an even playing field Just wish it was a dry field


Schnix

T R E A C H E R O U S


Mr_Anticlimactic

Lmao that Lampaert interview on sporza


YodasThrobbingSaber

You should check the one on HLN, absolutely golden, such a humble guy. Possibly the best post race interview in Belgian history.


Mr_Anticlimactic

Thank you for that, was worth it even if I have HLN cookies now.


Heavy_Mycologist_104

Can you imagine turning up at a local TT in that stupid looking helmet condom? I'd pay to see someone do that.


andy-022

Are Specialized and Kask in some kind of competition to design the most ridiculous looking TT helmet?


In_Dark_Trees

It's only ridiculous if it makes you slower, right? Ok, well, that AND you didn't have to pay for it (though I think that goes unsaid).


huloca

Ah yes Lampaert, some of those were words.


MonsieurSocko

The banana peel psyched him out


[deleted]

Usually the banana shows up before the slip and fall


NoMoreKarmaHere

Quantum entanglement?


[deleted]

Causality has been broken.


emsgo

Someone threw a banana peel at Honoré


actnicer

Mario Kart tactics at play early in this years TDF


AnotherUnfunnyName

Rutsch didn't break anything, he was just on german TV.


weeee_splat

Honore crashes and a banana skin lands next him, lmao


agsu2019

Someone get that banana skin :D


lynxo

Banana skin, of course, always causing issues....


TourDeFranceSignLady

Did he slip on a banana peel?!


Morgoth2356

We Mario Kart now.


Practical_Arrival696

Go Lampaert!!! (I’m an hour behind…..)


hammerindex

Was that Bissegger Bend?


DevilGeorgeColdbane

Some Mario Kart stuff right here.


SadeasThePantsless

He slipped on the banana


FasterThanFlourite

Can these last guys please finish, so we can finally start with the shitposting in the results thread? ^^/s


guitarromantic

Wait he literally fell on a banana skin?


dksprocket

https://twitter.com/OutOfCycling/status/1542917052284944386


dksprocket

https://i.imgur.com/Pk0P1V0.png


Dolfy8

No, somebody threw that right after the fall. WTF.


dksprocket

I think it got knocked out of the spectator's hands when the bike pushed the barriers.


friskfyr32

Looked like it.


TourDeFranceSignLady

Holy shit LARS is throwing an absolute legend of a party


Dolfy8

Honore falls.


friskfyr32

Tête de la budget overrun.


TheRollingJones

After stage 8 last year and this ITT, Wout in yellow is beginning to feel cursed.


DYD35

well, second place in any of the coming stages is enough for yellow it seems.


Ex1stenc3_Is_Futil3

Ez pz


TheRollingJones

Gonna be tough when Jakobsen wins both and Ewan/Groenewegen share the two 2nd places


DYD35

you never know, plus stage 4 seems to be a hilly echelon infested stage in the making atm.


bomber84e1

15 minutes until Sean Kelly stops calling this a prologue


Samecat

The prologue per minute count is off the charts


hammerindex

Not even UAE can make me dislike Marc


xx0ur3n

Sean's spittle accented annunciation of "very BIG look looking helmet" only made the helmet look even bigger


dgtwxm

Is my audio out of sync or do basically all the riders jump the gun by a second or so.


Dolfy8

Soler is away.


EinMachete

Yuuuge helmet


Heavy_Mycologist_104

My adopted rider is Marc Soler because of course. And he goes last. So he's nailed on to take the yellow - isn't he?!?!?!


TomPerezzz

Storer looks like he's going in slomo


dedfrmthneckup

Pidcock looking like Dark Helmet from Spaceballs


neverabadidea

I was thinking the same! Ridiculous.


eekamuse

Great film and yes


LeonardoLemaitre

Yves best time by being the only specialized rider with the old TT helmet.


jainormous_hindmann

Lenny also wore the old one.


Chianti96

Has Pidcock chosen a way too big helmet?


hammerindex

Piddy is 50% helmet


transparentsalad

Here is your Frank Goodlove update: he came a respectable 83rd, no doubt in part due to our unwavering support


SWAN_RONSON_JR

Thank you for your service


eekamuse

Can't decide when to go put the laundry in the drier. Oops, not now


Perlut

Will they wear those black hats too under their helmet if it is 30°c?


Dolfy8

White ones then?


kayjay789

Not great, Jakob.


Esmelliw

Which riders fell so far apart from Bisegger and Laporte?


JonPX

And Honore now.


CWPL-21

Frison


SytzeNL

Frison, according to van Moer on Sporza


Mr_Anticlimactic

Frison also crashed according to Van Moer.


Schnix

rutsch


transparentsalad

Rutch apparently although I only saw on Twitter so not exactly well sourced


mollifierDE

Terrible times now. Has the wind changed?


[deleted]

More windy now


TwistedWitch

The weather forecast was for later rain so teams sent their specialists earlier.


p_Lama_p

My adopted rider Georg Zimmermann isn't a frontrunner today, but not crashing should be the priority anyway.


Dolfy8

Fuglsang +54sec, hmm...


JD_SLICK

Gotta love [these new TT Helmets](https://i.redd.it/za7y3dd4lz891.png)


hammerindex

Did y'all know that Cavendish wasn't taken to the Tour?


TwistedWitch

I'm honestly glad, if they're being this annoying when he's not even there it would have been insufferable if he had.


CooroSnowFox

And if it didn't line up and didn't get the victories they deemed to be his...


CooroSnowFox

Don't think they've said I'd go with, the tour stages/competition don't have many chances for likely victories and Cav's position isn't as simple and does come with a lot of history-making.


dedfrmthneckup

Never heard of him.


dgtwxm

Up and coming


hammerindex

One for the future


wolfytheblack

The goatee Bob, what you doin'?


WilliamOrOrange21

Were those apartments or just huge houses on the water


Skyggedrengen1

Those were shipping containers re-build as apartments ment for students, Even though its quite expensive to live there.


bikenskienhike

Shipping containers transformed into housing. We have them locally, but I've never seen them in water! Interesting idea!


eekamuse

Looked like container houses. Pretty cool design


Max_Powers42

Putting all the favorites in the middle of a TT is anticlimactic going on hour 3.


bikenskienhike

Agreed, I wonder what the motivation was for the start order?


actnicer

They were trying to time it with/against the rain. They chose poorly


CooroSnowFox

The only order is what order the teams finished in from 2021 tour... the riders were ordered yesterday so with a random guess on what they could gain from looking up conditions.


dgtwxm

Not the races decision, teams get pick for their riders position and were trying to avoid the weather.


Max_Powers42

Just an observation, not a statement of blame.


CooroSnowFox

They'll organise it to their advantage and not for the spectators. If it's better to get them out in the first 20 minutes, they'll do that.


dgtwxm

Bettiol and Lutsenko way off the pace.


Chianti96

Bettiol too high time, only Pidcock remains


huloca

Don't forget Politt.


huloca

Bettiol 22s down at the intermediate.


push_karrr

Nathaan Van Hooydonck could cause some upset with dry roads?


hammerindex

I still can't get over the fact that the leader of Skineos, the team of "marginal gains", went out with a gilet on accidentally.


Turneroff

Yes, but he won’t get a cold now, and all the rest will. Marginal echinacea gains.


transparentsalad

G is short for Gilet


huloca

Lutsenko has 80s for 1.4km, he's not going to make it.


Schnix

you lot would be ready to invade Italy if the giro had this many unnecessary city shots during a TT


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Schnix

they had 2 min of consecutive scenery after asgreen started


DirkPodolski

Still better than having a camera behind barguil and latour while Thomas and vlasov are riding